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Touche...nice comeback though

Joshthefirst: there is no mention of spiders in genesis too.

I have supernatural confirmation of the bible.

wat if u was born a muslim? would u still hold ds same views?

as Texanomaly said, mohhmed said he got his inspiration for the Koran from God.do u doubt him? and lastly while are there so much similar characters/stories between the bible and koran?surely if u deny one of these books and all it contains, we might as well deny the other.


and lastly and i said in this link, https://www.nairaland.com/1824358/lets-us-brainstorm-learn-each
why is there no mention of the dinosaurs in genesis?

Joshthefirst: nonsense.
What do you want?

What is available is more than enough confirmation and evidence. When next God personally enters our realm. It will be to end it in judgement.

just google free 'labview tutorials' or free matlab eboooks

there r dozens on the internet

ejihand1: thanks bro. Any websites where one can download free books on labview and matlab?

Where u can get online video tutorials is just youtube..but that's if u got good bandwidth

But if u have mozilla firefoz browser,install the youtube download add-on.after install u can search for matlab/mabview tutorials,once it opens u pause it and u then click on the download tab..once it starts downloading,u can close the page

Alternatively if u use a linux os,install the youtube-dl and then u can download via d linux terminal by copy pasting the link

ejihand1: thanks man. Its just that our coach (hupernikao) has been so busy. I have wanted him to actually give sites where we can actually get online tutorial on labview and matlab. Lets play he is chanced this week.

Kai...kai...kai
Is some1 playing with us?

Anyways I think imma drift a lil to d side of Horus..he's african u know

eh ya...i feeel ur pain

dechandel: #Teamflatbumbum

gbam!!!this guy has said it all...also try and roll with the high achievers in ur class and their study habits would rub off on u

choose4me: It turns out you know what to do already.. You surely can still make a strong 2-1.. Try very hard to have 5.0 each semester.. I know you may think I'm exaggerating but I'm not.. 5.0 means all As.. If you really set your mind at this.. Trust me, you will be angry when you get C cuz all your grades will be As and Bs... Do you know that B parallel is 4.0gpa? If you follow my advise, you'll get more As than Bs..and that way you will see yourself in 4.5 range...You dont have to aim strong or weak 2-1..2-1 is 2-1 wether 3.5 or 4.49..but if youwanna further, strong one is better.. message via NL for more tips..Good luck

its very possible...my sis had a cgpa of 3.3 after her first year but from second year she made between a 4.5 to 4.9 every semester till her final year...she finished with a 4.31 or so...so u got more opportunity if u really focus

sandammy: Dear Nairalanders, my issue is about getting First class. I must confess, it is my desire but after calculating my CGPA for 100L and found myself at 4.14, I became embittered and began to doubt my ability. Any positive advise or suggesttions to achieve my goal will be appreciated.

lol @ bolded..this got me cracking

@op:i think angry bird has given the best advice here...best of luck

ULSHERLAN: With that bright future behind you some nairalander AS will claim to be AA but seriously the future matters alot and good thing you made him go for chk up before you went deep. Still you dont look SS according to your pix except thats not you

wheres d picture

its reallly hilarious

jhydebaba: Yeye dey smell



Imagine Ghana dey ban Nigeria

truth

the good thing with this is if u stopped by the police or VIO or FERMA for driving wrongly, just sneeze a couple of times and blow out ur nose and tell them u going to the hospital to pick up ur test results as ' u no sabi wetin de wrong with u'

its unfortunately inevitable

https://www.nairaland.com/1837123/detailed-analysis-russian-ukrainians-imbroglio-eus

Not since the darkest days of the Cold War have the security and well-being of Europe been as threatened as they are today.

The lesson of the past week is that the Russian Bear is on the loose, and no one is able or willing to tie him down.


The EU is guilty of precipitating this crisis, and arguably of causing it.

A fatal combination of vanity, hubris and naivety characterised EU policy towards Ukraine before its elected President, Viktor Yanukovych, was removed in a popular uprising earlier this year.

Now the same EU, which recklessly attempted to lure Ukraine out of the Russian sphere of influence, reveals itself as being feeble and divided, and utterly incapable of dealing with the alarming consequences of its actions.

The key to understanding this crisis is the EU’s generally benign, though ill-conceived, imperialism. Its membership has expanded at an astonishing rate as new countries, some of them very poor, have been admitted in recent years.

The EU, David Cameron promised last year, will one day stretch from ‘the Atlantic to the Urals’.

Without doubt, membership of the organisation has brought great benefits to the former Soviet satellites in Eastern Europe.

No one would seriously argue, I think, that the European Union was wrong to embrace Poland, the Czech Republic, or even the Baltic States.

But the expansionist impulses of the EU extended further to the Ukraine, which Russia regarded as being in a different category to other Eastern or Central European post-Soviet states which had joined the European Union as well as Nato, the western military alliance.

Ukraine has a large Russian-speaking population, and was the cradle of Mother Russia.

Until 1991, it and Russia were part of the same country, the Soviet Union.

Any attempt to absorb Ukraine into the EU was bound to be fraught with great dangers even if undertaken with enormous diplomatic skill.


As it was, the wooing of Ukraine was largely spear-headed by Baroness Ashton, the so-called High Representative of the Union for Foreign Affairs, a former middle-ranking Labour minister who has never stood for office and knew very little about foreign affairs or Ukraine.

To be fair to Baroness Ashton, she was interpreting EU policy, not making it. Nonetheless, she threw herself into the task, visiting the Ukrainian capital, Kiev, and, as recently as last December, remarking favourably on the demonstrators who were soon to topple the pro-Russian President Yanukovych.

Her purpose was to open the path for Ukraine eventually to become a full member of the EU by offering an Association Agreement. An alluring trade deal was dangled, which Yanukovych at one point seemed likely to sign before having second thoughts for fear of offending the Russians.

His ousting gave President Putin a pretext for seizing the Crimea, which until 1917 had been part of Russia. Meanwhile separatists in eastern Ukraine, encouraged and supported by Putin, took up arms against Kiev.

If Putin were really as crazy and militaristic as Adolf Hitler, as some commentators including Prince Charles have suggested, he would presumably have sooner or later helped himself to the Russian-speaking parts of Ukraine.

But I doubt he is another Hitler. It seems much more likely that he is a nationalist and an opportunist who regarded the wooing of Ukraine by the EU, and the removal of President Yanukovych, as a sufficient provocation.

Without the European Union’s energetic courting — part presumptuous, part galumphing — it is possible, if not probable, that Yanukovych would still be in his vulgar, opulent mansion in Kiev, Ukraine would not be in the process of being torn apart —and Flight MH17 would not have been blown out of the sky.

Until Russia effectively seized Crimea in March, the European Union had displayed all the arrogance of a great power, albeit not one with very developed diplomatic gifts

After Crimea, the ‘great power’ was soon revealed as divided, cowardly and unprincipled. It soon became clear that most EU nations were opposed to more than the most cosmetic sanctions targeted at friends and close associates of Putin.

Countries which had signed up to Ukraine being shepherded towards EU membership while being showered with financial goodies suddenly realised that significant sanctions against Russia would cause their own nations considerable financial pain at a time of economic sclerosis.

The story is being repeated this week, with the list of individuals who face travel bans and the freezing of assets merely being lengthened.

There seems to be no prospect of a swingeing trade ban against Russia such as might make President Putin think again.

Even the sale of armaments and weapons — surely the first items to be put on any trade ban against a ‘rogue state’ — seems likely to go ahead. France remains determined to sell two warships to Russia.
Although this has drawn forth lectures from Mr Cameron, Britain has sold Putin arms — although No 10 claims none since March — including rifle parts and pistols, which could theoretically find themselves in the hands of pro-Russian separatists in Ukraine.

Hypocrisy comes hard on the heels of pusillanimity.

The EU has been exposed as a wayward toddler passing itself off as a world power.

The truth is that most European countries do not want to jeopardise their trade with Russia. Many of them are reliant on Russia for their oil and gas supplies, Germany in particular. Some 35 per cent of its oil, and 42 per cent of its gas, are imported from Russia.

Their reluctance to enter a trade war during economic recession is understandable. What is contemptible — or perhaps pitiful would be a better word — is that such a timid response comes after the needlessly aggressive provocation of Russia.

Now that it is blatantly misbehaving, the same European nations that thoughtlessly baited the Russian bear are running for cover in the most undignified way.

For Eurosceptics there is some comfort in seeing the myth of European solidarity shattered, and the dream of a united Europe held by Euro-fanatics such as Jean-Claude Juncker, the recently appointed President of the European Commission, exploded.

He and others like him would doubtless say that the fractious behaviour of EU nations only shows how they need to be properly united. But will that ever happen?

The evidence of this week confirms that at times of crisis these countries think of their own self-interest first.

If it’s true that there is cheer for Eurosceptics in all this, what a tragic mess clumsy diplomacy, and unbridled EU expansionism, have helped to create!

nothing dey appen
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@op, wats ur business?

Lol....na just annoyance jare..when person dey read some kain bad news wey dey commot 4 naija, shame go just dey catch am
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You know i thought of this. In any saner clime, we would have started knowing more details about this girls but sadly its different in naija. I get so ashamed sometimes
NIGERIA DOESNT HAVE A DATABASE FOR ITS CITIZENRY. ANYONE CAN ENTER THROUGH ITS BORDERS OR ANY STATE, DO NEFARIOUS ACTIVITIES IN THAT STATE AND DISAPPEAR. iF it was a developed country and after the bomb had detonated, the remains of the girl (if there was anything available) would be gathered and then blood samples would be taken. This would then be matched with hospital records and then a name would be put on the face. From there her place of residency and family would be gotten known.. But here nothing!!!how the fuccckk can we tackle terrorism when the barest neccessary tools aint on ground

deucelaw: Am a bit curious, does it mean this new wave of girls have no families, friends, associations or anything that they can be connected to?....nobody is looking for a missing girl?.

Somebody somewhere shld be able to say somthing about this suicide girls...

I agree with u just a little...but i m nt exempting the president....In the first place why does one become the president? it shouldnt be for sentimental reasons...If someone says he wants to be the president of a country, that means he must have known the problems affecting the citizenry and then already developed plans on how to tackle these issues when he enters the seat. You dont become president because people say ' u should be president'. ...It should be a zeal..ditto for all our leaders in the senate and reps...Ffs, i wish u would watch debates in the house of parliament/commons and u see the way both majority and minority members pull out all stops intelligently to resolve matters affecting the british citizens...there is no room for 'mediocreness' in leading most developed countries as u would be found out.


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DctIFZY_T_0

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BsmUbAOatSY

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zMdsOqGASRE

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TsAa9VmwOaI

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QnKKPwEX_ac


[b]If i was told to come out for the post of the presidency, i would go through the nooks and crannies of this country to note the problem every zone is facing. I would make plans on how to curtail corruption and plugging gaps in the treasury to eliminate money leakage. I would make corruption to become a serious crime so if you caught u would face a firing squad or be placed in a zoo where you can be studied and research made on how corrupt officials function and live .I would make sure i have plans on ending ASUU strike for life. I would also take note of well meaning Nigerians performing well in their various fields who i know would be above corruption so as to give the guys leading roles when i become president. I would study the border situation of the country and develop plans on making sure we have well secure borders. I would make plans on how to reorientate the mentality of the police and maybe the army on their roles in Nigeria and emphasize to them on the need to be above corruption. I would also place the police/army officers on attractive wages so as for them not to be tempted or susceptible to things like bribes. I would build them new quarters and make rules that any armed officer/police who dies in line of duty, his family and children will be taken care of by the government. i would make plans to Recruit graduates with highly advanced skills in courses like forensic sciences, artificial intelligence, psychology etc (those of us who watch the 24 series know what i m on about) as this is quite essential in tackling the new world of criminality/terrorism. I would develop plans on sending police officers for training in countries like Israel and co. I would make the job of a policeman/army to be a thing of joy and pride and not a job for the dregs of the society. I would also make the police force and armed forces independent. I would review scholarship schemes, by first looking at areas where naija is lacking in knowledge gap and then institute scholarship schemes so that the scholars upon finishing their programmes will have a place in government where whatever knowledge they garner abroad will be used and then plouged back into the country and aid in the development of this country. I have seen nigerian scholars who go out of naija on government scholarships and come back and then having to jobhunt from scratch. What then is the aim of the scholarship scheme in the first place? Basically and in summary i would develop plans on how to move this Nation forward in all ramifications and realize her potentials. WHAT THE FUCKKK IS SO HARD IN THAT And pls stop saying that naija may not have the money for all this. The US space mission to MARS cost 2.5billiondollars..Naija lost 20billion dollars and nothing happned.kai [/b]

manutdadex: if u think Jonah is d problem of dis country u are mistaken, apart frm u and i dat complains alot like our life depends on it, its our previous leaders, u expect d guy to perform magic overnite? Past HOS, governors, even LG chairmen av failed dis country, wat did dey do for dis country, dey created and left so many problem for dis present generation. Government shud b talkin abt buildin roads within towns nt major highways, we shouldnt be talkin abt strikes if these men has done half of wat u re expectin jona to do. I pity jonah(though his no saint) because we expect him to fix all d problems of dis country within 4 yrs wen our so called legends cannot fix these problems since 1960.

It happened to every1 @ least once

i have just watched the 'channels' documentary and GEj's unveiling of the new e passport. The downside is i didnt really get the main difference between both save for the fact that the new one has a higher number of pages. Has the expiry date been pushed upwards?
I also believe the government should reduce the cost. The upside is from the unveiling it is required that everyone should at least try and have it. This will/benefit nigerians especially in terms of security and also keeping data for policy reasons.For example the bombing that happened in nyanya, if it was to happen in a more developed country the perpetrators wouldnt have escaped scot free. A CCTV camera would have obviously captured there images and then the snapshots will be fed into the national database system where the identities of the perpetrators and their places of residence be gotten.Within a day or 2 the culprits would have at least be named and a massive manhunt will be spread to capture them. (Those who watch the '24' series will know what i m talking about)
Here in Nigeria, as we dont have a database and half the populace dont have a national id, one can alight in abuja, commit crimes like bombing and all and the following day get a bus and move to the east or west without anyone or the police knowing where to hunt. All in all this is a good idea;we just hope it wont be abused in the usual 'naija' way.

olanrewajulolly: President Goodluck Jonathan on Wednesday launched Nigeria’s new 64-page e-passport with a call on Nigerians to protect the image of the country by shunning uncomplimentary statements and actions.
Jonathan launched the traveling document shortly before the commencement of the weekly Federal Executive Council meeting at the Presidential Villa, Abuja.
He and Vice President Namadi Sambo later took turns to be captured in order to be issued with the new traveling document.
The President said the pages of the traveling document had to be increased from 32 to 64 to cater for frequent travelers who change their passport almost every other month because of limited pages for visa.
He tasked officials of the Nigeria Immigration Service to protect the integrity of the passport by ensuring that it cannot be easily faked.
He also asked officials who man the nation’s airports to ensure that they conduct themselves in a manner that will portray the country well before visitors.
The new passport which takes effect from August 1 attracts a fee of N20,000.

Source:: { http://www.punchng.com/news/jonathan-launches-new-e-passport/ }

how r they confused?

mazizitonene: U must b kidding me!......Imagine! Confused ppl

thanks for the clarification....

texaco1: an e passport contains an electronic chip in it which stores all ur data,this is the new advanced type of passport which all countries must comply with and change to. Before most countries was using what we called machine readable passport. By increasing the pages it will save ppl time ,especially frequent travellers who have to get a new booklet each time the old one gets full. en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Biometric_passport

nice one...i didnt know labview could be used for medical instrumentation..i used labview together with USRP to simulate a couple of stuff in wireless communication systems...thanks for sharing ur knowledge base with all of all us

hupernikao: ejihand1

Matlab is a software dt can do almost anytin u can think of as a scientist and engineer irrespective of ur specialization. I hav over 10years experience in using matlab and I ve worked wit it from doing basic computing, solving advanced calculation, running process simulations, image processing, hardware communication and interfacing, virtual reality modeling and also software development.

Matlab is not a programming language but hav an environment M-File for programming dt can program anytin. Advantage of using programming in matlab is dt u ll hav access to many advance functions and tools wit a single line whic in Java can take u months to write.

Actually, lookin closin to matlab, u ll kno it was developed on Java and is designed for high level technical computin and development.

Finally From experience, I ll advice u to go for software lik LABVIEW for d application u hav in mind. Its easier wit such level of development and hardware interfacing while MATLAB is great if ur development is at research level.
Labview handles programming as function blocks dt u just pick, arrange, connect and run. U can also create user interface as d front end quickly thru pick and drop controls.

Labview also hav interface development toolbox for .NET users whr u can just pick special controls dt ll tak u eternity to create in most programming software.
I use ds mostly for creatin HMI (Human Machine Interface) front end and interface it to communicate wit necessary hardwares including some medical legacy equipments.

nice one guys...pls tell 'em...and thats d mentality of the black man...if this was a serious anomaly, the white man would send scientists/academicians/researchers to understand the mechanism of this phenomena...buh trust the black man and our lazy intellect, we would never think outside the box of religion to understand and nurture knowledge.

GeneralShepherd: How is this an evidence for God?

If this is evidence for God what then do earthquakes represent?

Finally this evidence is it for Yaweh,Allah,Obatala or Amadioha ?
Which of the Gods?

Zikdik: Christians be masturb.ating on this thread. Common sense and an elementary should tell anyone this is a struggle of organisms for thriving in an unfavourable habitat. Plus, that area isn't even a DESERT.
But again, ignorance and Christianity are synonymous.

Karleb: Sweetheart, that does not actually proves God's existence.

i think the e stands for ecowas and not electronic
i may be wrong though

I was d person...reallly admire u guys and ur passion for naruto o
D thing no dey end sef

firestar: Urm.

I recall someone tried to put ^Naruto and _Aang on the same pedestal.

...like 100 or so pages ago...

Please don't try that with Korra...

Naruto hasn't proposed to Hinata and Sasuke's an discombobulated child.

numbskull

Kay17: What would Jesus have said? Would jesus say go to the hospital?! Rather Jesus would have said your faith shall heal you.

#apologies