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Celebrities › Re: Prophet Odumeje Delivers Obianuju Aniagbaoso From A Yahoo Boy That Used Her Womb by vaca1: 9:44pm On Feb 29, 2020
Sunnycliff:
In the next five years, Odumejeje will be history.

Nollywood actors led by Zubby Michael are his stunt members. Nonsense and lying man
Exactly.. he should enjoy himself while it lasts
Health › Re: Coronavirus: Masoumeh Ebtekar Diagnosed With Disease As Outbreak Spreads by vaca1: 6:05pm On Feb 27, 2020
BarrSly:
Call me Silly but I can tell you that there’s something else at play here with all of this Covid-19 endemic.

Look at it, America had issues with China, trade wars, tariff wars bla bla and guess what? Corona struck!!

Iran had issues with America and now people are dying.. not just anyhow people but the top men!!!

No American has died as a result of being infected .. Lol...

Oluwa wetin dy Bobri-vate
Nigerians are so daft. Just imagine the nonsense you fabricated. Goshhhh!
TV/Movies › Re: BBNaija 2019 Live Updates (Big Brother Naija 2019 Thread) by vaca1: 9:40pm On Feb 22, 2020
Sweetpink:
Our Benz is going to the UK to meet and greet its fans while their fave is in the UK doing 'touch your toes','press up' and 'audio shopping' with a Yahoo boy!
Durrr!!!!
Console yourself girl. The stupidity level of your favorite is quite alarming. She's disgracing and bringing her brand down . I hope she's not high on something
Family › Re: Husband is disappointed that we are having another girl by vaca1: 4:13am On Feb 20, 2020
juman:
Stupid couple.
Children nah children either boys or girls.
Margaret thatcher was a woman, angela merkel is a woman and there are uncountable great women in all fields in the world.

You people should thank God and celebrate your girls.
Obama has only two girls, clinton has only one girl etc.
And they're not complaining
Family › Re: Husband is disappointed that we are having another girl by vaca1: 4:11am On Feb 20, 2020
My dear never for one day regret having girls. I mean NEVER.

I am the only girl in the midst of SIX boys.
Hmmmm I don't know where to start.
My story no be here. I can only tell it on the phone.

My dear focus your attention on God. Anyone God gives don't complain bikoo.
Family › Re: We Have Stronger Women And Weaker Men Now!! by vaca1: 8:30am On Feb 17, 2020
fidelitystrs:
Is this true presently in the society??

Kind of noticing this now in men.

Hmmm
500%% correct
TV/Movies › Re: BBNaija 2019 Live Updates (Big Brother Naija 2019 Thread) by vaca1: 8:37pm On Feb 12, 2020
Anytime I see the picture, I smile.
Mercy issa a clean girl.

Tacha fans please quit. Una girl no see Mercy back oo at all. I pray for you guys healing . It is well

Family › Re: My Cousin Is Addicted To Weed, Drugs by vaca1: 3:05am On Feb 11, 2020
JJAbrams:
Hello Nairalanders. I am a regular here as a reader but not much as a writer. However some issues just came up and I will appreciate your advise on how to go by this towards a solution.

I am a single guy. 28 years old of age, should have married last year but relationship ended. I stay in my 3-Bedroom apartment alone. I don't have much friends and I don't enjoy the idea of people staying with me. But I broke this rule for a close cousin who is like a brother to me. For a year now he has been staying with me.

This guy is nice, no negative vices like stealing or womanizing. However I noticed he takes quite some small bottle local drinks like Orijin and some unbranded ones. I dont believe in advising a grown man so I just tell him to take it easy sometimes and joke about it. By the way, he is 24 years old. 6 months after he began staying with me, he lost his job. I thought he would go back home and be staying but he kept staying with me. So he would be at home 24/7 eat my food and not even contribute and this began getting irritating to me. But I kept cool. A month after that, one of my neighbors called me and told me, she doesn't want to report to the landlord but the weed smoking has to stop. I was surprised but she said she knows it is not me neither is she accusing but I should do something about it she has kids shes raising. Then I confronted my cousin, he denied it and when I pushed, he began getting angry and aggressive. I then took calm, I had passed my message, so even if he does it he doesn't smoke in the house ever again. Lately, I have been observing in this guy's character that he has not been serious on getting a job. His dressing is becoming haggard and he borrows from me but never pays back.

Recently I got to meet this nice chic who comes and stays the weekend. So last Saturday morning, as I went to the gym she decided to do an indoor environmental of my house. When I got back the house was squeaky clean, she cleaned all the rooms. All but some paper wraps and a transparent pack of weed on the table. She accused me of being the user when I told her it only had to be my cousin who wasnt around that day. I now went into the room I let to this guy, scanned through places he could hide more wraps so I can use as evidence so it stops it until I saw a transparent pipe with a burnt end. As in those pipes used for titration in secondary school chemistry. . I was like do they use this for weed too, then the babe immediately shouted "chai, this one na serious case oo". Na for cocaine o. She then corrected herself that its for crystal meth. She worked with NDLEA during her youth service and was enlightened on this. So that is how she sat me down and told me how addictive this stuff is.

After she enlightened me, I further investigated on this and even the side-effects now began giving a perfect explanation to the irresponsible lifestyle and the least concern for his appearance. I heard it is a critical issue and taking this substance regularly can permanently affect his brains. He should be coming back from Abraka in a week's time. This guy is family to me. We spent some childhood together and I am not ready to see him a waste. I'll love to hear what is the best approach on this putting in mind that CRYSTAL METH ABUSE IS AN ERMERGENCY. In the meanwhile I have come to terms with the reality that the money I borrowed this guy for a small business in the past is gone. Options on hand are taking this issue to the family or trying to enforce he stops by speaking with him. I just dont know. Now is about making sure his life does not go to the dogs. Thank you.
Oga since he's travelled. Lock your apartment and go squat with a friend. Tell him you have issues with police that visited your apartment when you were not at home concerning drugs and you ran away. Tell him you sneaked into the house to search and you found some . You had to run away. Then from there you can start to help him remotely
Christianity Etc › Re: Share Your Experience With Fetish Friends, Neighbor, Landlord, Co-worker Etc by vaca1: 8:30am On Feb 10, 2020
vincentjk:
Two powerful ones have done that but no way. Btw I'm a devoted Catholic but this one is more than Catholic prayers and practices
I'm a Catholic. Visit MFM asap
Christianity Etc › Re: Share Your Experience With Fetish Friends, Neighbor, Landlord, Co-worker Etc by vaca1: 12:27pm On Feb 09, 2020
superlanny:
mumu, I beg you to laff, pained ipob soldier.
Go and svck your mother's breast and stop disgracing your lineage online. Deluded scum liking his post.
TV/Movies › Re: What Series Are You Watching Now? Part 2 by vaca1: 6:20am On Feb 09, 2020
vaca1:
Go to this site
https://www.cimalight.net/watch.php?vid=5892c5a83

Play it a few seconds to copy the download link

Then paste it here and download to any MB of your choice

http://keepsaveit.com/site/ok.ru-video-downloader
Wow Vis a Vis is worth watching people
Christianity Etc › Re: Share Your Experience With Fetish Friends, Neighbor, Landlord, Co-worker Etc by vaca1: 6:12am On Feb 09, 2020
superlanny:
I remember one time, wey papa Johnny, dey always threaten me with rent money, na so I corner, chioma him daughter, as per correct gee na, chioma enjoy the gala Wella.
Upon papa chioma's discovery of my prolific and reckless abandonment in smashing of chioma's kpekus, he threatened me with with fire and brimstone, but as strong gee wey get Jesus for back, I relax my mind.
Every night as I dey sleep, I dey use one eye sleep, one eye dey watch, papa chioma.
Naso one day I forget say I no feed, my stupid dog named cownu, as I wake up for morning, na so I see cownu dey chop the sacrifice wey papa chioma, put for my dommot.
I swear cownu enjoy the sacrifice die, correct akara and pap, with plenty oil.
For my mind, I just say, "na thunder go fire this man"
I must still fire chioma.
Trying to be funny? Try harder. E no enter at all
TV/Movies › Re: What Series Are You Watching Now? Part 2 by vaca1: 9:21pm On Feb 05, 2020
oluwadamilolah:
please where did you download season 1 to4
Go to this site
https://www.cimalight.net/watch.php?vid=5892c5a83

Play it a few seconds to copy the download link

Then paste it here and download to any MB of your choice

http://keepsaveit.com/site/ok.ru-video-downloader
Celebrities › Re: “Keeping Up With Tacha”: Tacha Launches Her Reality Show (Photos) by vaca1: 1:52pm On Feb 02, 2020
candygist:
Tacha and creativity are very far from each other.
Tell Dem ooo. Hyping nonsense
TV/Movies › Re: What Series Are You Watching Now? Part 2 by vaca1: 2:06am On Feb 02, 2020
DandeNumeruno:
vis a vis actually.

i watched it based on the hype it garnered on this thread.

10 minutes into the show and i realized that it's not my kind of show at all.

I tried to press on but after episode one i had to stop.

unfortunately i had already downloaded 5 episodes from wlex - one episode is 400+ mb btw.

not that there is anything wrong with the show, it's just that i don't like soap operas in general.

i should have checked the genre before downloading those 5 episodes....rookie mistake on my part.
You're not alone �
Nairaland General › Re: Big, Long Python Killed In My Vicinity (Photos) by vaca1(op): 1:44am On Feb 02, 2020
Lastmankc:
Your grammar is bad
Lol � Naija and grammar when they are still living in thatch �. Grammarian swerve joor.
Nairaland General › Re: Big, Long Python Killed In My Vicinity (Photos) by vaca1(op): 1:36am On Feb 02, 2020
Ramanto:
It would have been more interesting if you could express yourself well. I was really interested in how the snake was killed and all the stories surrounding it, but I didn't understand what you were trying to say. It won't take anything from you to learn, sir.
Oga face express. China no speak English, where are they now.
You guys started English since time immemorial, where are you now? If you don't understand the sentence, use translation okay
Nairaland General › Re: Big, Long Python Killed In My Vicinity (Photos) by vaca1(op): 1:30am On Feb 02, 2020
supereagle:
The way a Python behaves when it has be seriously injured. If a man stood on its way, it would have killed him.
Exactly
Nairaland General › Re: Big, Long Python Killed In My Vicinity (Photos) by vaca1(op): 1:28am On Feb 02, 2020
Ijawwomaninoyo:
May God never let me come in contact with this creature face to face.
I go just kneel down dey beg am.
lol
Nairaland General › Re: Big, Long Python Killed In My Vicinity (Photos) by vaca1(op): 9:29pm On Jan 31, 2020
Officialgarri:
Explain the bolded with pictorial proof
Hahaha. Not a very huge tree but it did fell down a small tree and cleared the bushes before it finally died
Nairaland General › Re: Big, Long Python Killed In My Vicinity (Photos) by vaca1(op): 9:28pm On Jan 31, 2020
ghettokid1:
This your English Alone can kill the snake
Yes oo dear. Afterall English no be my Papa language
Nairaland General › Big, Long Python Killed In My Vicinity (Photos) by vaca1(op): 8:20pm On Jan 31, 2020
Before this snake was killed, a big block was hit on the head and the killer picked race. It was staggering and it fell down a tree , was unconscious and finally killed.

The length is twice my height. The biggest I've seen so far.

Crime › Re: Meet Justice Yusuf Halilu Who Sent Maryam Sanda To Death by vaca1: 4:25pm On Jan 28, 2020
chatom143:
Daily Trust should be sanction for this nonsensical attention seeking post, journalism is dead in Nigeria. You just exposed the man to the whole world for doing his job.
Exactly.. very unprofessional
Sports › Re: Pictures Of Koby Bryant And His Beautiful Family As The World Mourns Him. by vaca1: 9:49am On Jan 27, 2020
voltron14:
Many of us have been touched in numerous ways by this artist whose canvas was a basketball court.

We admired his tenacity, athleticism and swag and even his family.

We've aspired to be like him even in different spheres of life.

We can mourn him as we please just as we cheered him when he was alive.
Biko tell them ooo
Phones › Re: The Xiaomi Thread. by vaca1: 8:30pm On Jan 23, 2020
Hotdiamond:
https://drive.google.com/uc?id=1-Bg6ZHUXc5Zh-23HEfydPUz71bFyC5Aa&export=download

Get this.

You don't need config for this.
Just download and install
RN8
Thanks for your help
Phones › Re: The Xiaomi Thread. by vaca1: 6:05pm On Jan 23, 2020
I want a good camera app for my Redmi note 8
Politics › Re: Why Yoruba Will Leave Nigeria By Bayo Oluwasanmi by vaca1: 8:56am On Jan 23, 2020
tartar9:
Another chance to chestbest
Don't be deceived, Yorubas are yet to see anything,they simply want an end to the insecurity in their region possed by herdsmen hence they provide the protection they feel the conventional security agencies are unable to provide while continuing their political alliance,or without turning the issue into a rally for hatred of the North like you guys do.They will win both ways,while you guys are yet to achieve none
Yorubas are easily the most rational tribe out there.
Exactly backstabbers. You guys are everywhere but nowhere
NYSC › Re: Corper Azeez Shittu Olalekan Missing In Jigawa After Their Bus Was Robbed by vaca1: 2:31pm On Jan 18, 2020
eedimo:
Sometimes my mouth feels like talking
Sometimes my hands feel like typing... but I spend time reading from the opinions of others and I feel I'm the only one that has a different thought about NIGERIA.
To avoid being branded "abnormal" I have decided to remain silent until my visa application goes through.
oh my . Same here
Celebrities › Re: Ned Nwoko, Regina Daniels, Steve Harvey Meet On Malaria Eradication by vaca1: 10:42am On Jan 18, 2020
Helicobacter:
@ this pic, the way they are looking at each other..
Think say na only me notice am
Politics › Re: MURIC: Hanan Buhari Flying On Presidential Jet Is An Inspiration To The Youth by vaca1: 9:04pm On Jan 13, 2020
Olatunji1929:
I will never comment on anything this man say again he
doesn't have sense at all he is a mad man
The stupidity level in this country has got me dumbfounded. Nigeria has won, they've shut my mouth till further notice. Chaii

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