₦airaland Forum

Every single person in that vicinity as at the time the baby started crying should be ashamed of themselves. What sort of community was that? This can never happen in South-West nigeria without one Iya Funke spontaneously saving the baby, damning whatever legal/illegal consequence Nigerian Police would come up with. A bunch of sissy fcukies!

OkparaJesus:
The best thing to do is to prevent Obama from eating the
lizard egg that the snake from Satan and the transport of
Brest milk through the kidney makes the vagina creamy ,if
not why did the devil allow the rice to sell in the market
that
women never wore their pant to church. Remember that a
fool will be loved by the people of old that is when Buhari
makes 5000 available to the youths.Before that I learnt
that a woman's sperm can be sold at Yaba market enough
can be done to we Nigerians if Dondald Trump refuses to
join the choir members at deeper life church because
Facebook members are not read to date girls whose
pusssy are over wet on a Sunday school evening. The
next thing was a man who decided to defecate at GT bank
simply because his ATM was misplaced at a viewing
centre. If am Hot then my cockroaches should be bleeping
my girl friend.

What tha forking Bleep? This one kolo pass Musiwas' oo.

Mr. Biggs still exist?

bimbochoco:
Omo, e get as e be o... If ur English is impeccable, feel free to apply, but for the 'em' 'em' speaking pple... U are on ur own o...

Bruh that was funny AF.

Mehn, eleyi gidi gan oo. African science is not to play with....ya'll gon learn today (Hova's voice).

Apc or Pdp, this is unforgivably embarrassing. Smh.

I'm not for media trial myself but dude, how do you explain the fact that Olu Falae, Tony Anenih, Raymond Dopesi, amongst others have all conceded to accepting fund for various purposes all originating directly or indirectly from Dasuki's office? Truth be told, massive looting occured especially at the tail end of GEJ's administration. I won't be surprised if some of these guys are richer than Goodluck himself. He was either complicit in all these or so dull a human, his sychophants stole so much as he foolishly napped on.

funmijoyb:
keep quoting me but i insist that Ado-ekiti looks way better than Akure in terms of beauty.

My ranking goes:
1.Lagos
2.Ilorin
3.parts of Ibadan
4.Ado-ekiti
5.Akure
6. Abeokuta
7.Osogbo
8.Benin

have been to all d above

Aunty, you mean to tell me Ilorin (my town of residence) is more beautiful than Benin?

These men are just some bunch of lames. Catching heart-attacks, checking into ER for fear of effc, dss.... fake cancers and shits. Oh gosh!

My girl has none of these traits. *kisses Von*

Bukola Saraki and the puppet governor Ahmed have finished that state. You get federal allocation and some other goodies just like every other states. No visible capital projects, yet these guys have the balls to say the state is broke.

chrisxxx:
kwara state gives a pack of take away rice and a bottle of Pepsi on pass out day. I guess it is still like that. I did serve 2007/2008.

LWTMB.... dies at take away rice. My dear state but led by wackos.

What's the point of the military-styled training/parade? Who does that in sovereign state for fcuks sake? Let's speak the truth and shame the devil. Zakaky or whatever his name is bit more than he could chew, and got smacked with the consequences. R.I.P to his trojans though.

Dude she has simply given you the green light. Guess she is no longer with the so-called boyfriend, or just looking for a way out. Calling you 4 times a week, asking you those silly questions. You are good to go my brother. Go ahead & bury the bone already.

Yeyebrities rushing down to Linda Ikeji's house to take Instagram pictures is the new cool huh?

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All these semi-politicians dragging the body of Christ in dirt, always seeing things when there's any election around the corner, should shut tha fork up already.

All these semi-politicians dragging the body of Christ in dirt, always seeing things when there's any election around the corner should shut tha fork up already. >

Dude, don't think 15b stream 2 is in the plans of nysc this month again o. The #19800 paid in camp sadly is for December.

BlackMaria:
Baba link me up with those white canadian girls. Liquiddeep1@gmail.com

Can you imagine

Dafuq is this

Dasuki is the real Santa.

If it were another party in power, Apc's criticism would have known no bound. This hypocrisy is sickening, nobody is even taking responsibility for this hardship they have subjected Nigerians to for several months now. This fuel issue has affected all sphere of livelihood, yet robots out there don't want to admit it. It was never even this bad under GEJ.
You know its messed up when your president doesn't even talk to you, but i get it, these clowns have nothing to say.
Op has said it all. From frying pan to fire. While Bubu is the new David Moyes, Jona was a daft administrator. I knew it was a lose-lose situation for Nigerians when these two were the main actors in the last election.

Santa is here.

Konji can make us do unthinkable things.

No disrespect but an errand boy of UN, isn't UN per se. All they've got for us are sympathy wishes and condemnation whenever Boko strikes.

Anybody expecting to see boys strapped in camos and blue helmets on Nigerian soil is on a long thing.

I'm tired of this country bruh.

Why is he holding your waist tho? *no homo*

This man said he couldn't comment on Boko-Haram because he has a family. He should tell that to his slow stans. He is without a doubt a fundamentalist and closet terrorist who shares boko's ideology.
Perplexes me that this was the best person Oyo state could offer. I sympathize with that Ministry he's in charge because they are going aeons backward.
I have no words for the wife, its self-explanatory.

ujuvals:
My dear,your type end up not gaining anything from life.Even if you had read through just maybe you might have learnt something.No knowledge is a waste.Thanks for the correction.i guess it was supposed to be a woman.

Ouch, that hurts. My sincere apologies for coming as indifferent. I erroneously presumed it was one of those third-person relationship issues choked down reader's throat, that often find their way to fp.
Stay strong and be positive. I believe things will work out for the better sooner than later.