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MadCow1:
This guy na Chairman of Chairmen..

On a serious note though: Its clear this guy loves Big things.. I have nothing against that, me sef like big things, but not this big..

Anyways, he should please get his biitch into a gym and put her on a diet. Not for any other reason but the fact that she is half way to the grave right now. Obesity kills. Her Heart is definitely working hard to keep up as it is. Her cholesterol must be through the roof and touching the sky right now. She is very unhealthy as she is.




Simply put, if he loves her as he says he does, he will help her drop weight.

Start her on Cambridge Diet (which is very expensive) and then set up a system to maintain the weigh she drops.


She is one heartbeat away from a Heart Attack.

i laughed so hard when i saw this post considering how morbidly obese you looked when we made a TehN donation to a children's home a few years back. Please take your own advice and lose weight

mrkayusfit:
Ugly woman

post your porverty stricken agama lizard looking like sister and let us compare

rhynno:
yuck...c face lyk 3 month old EBA...


wat of d ...gush....legs lyk microwaved raw yam....

lets see your own mama that looks like 100yr old burnt buffalo

cole265:
ole!!!

Stolen government money!!!

that's how they waste our tax moneys

is New Orleans in your father's compound?

Does she have a driver?

SisterCaro:
Now I am angry I thought you were still in the area. So you have left left? Now you owe me hair products! Forget the cake, I do not know what your friends put in your cake mixtures there hahaha. For all i know I could end up with powdered human intestines

human intestines that's china do not get me started! Besides its a rumour i do not think they really put human meat in beef cans. But if its true, i will get some and bring it to u when i come back! Forget! Use Aliexpress! Do i look like i am ur mate? If i bring u anything it will be horse tail

SisterCaro:
Let me blow it small maybe you will behave hahaha. I may be in Sask by the time you want to make it up to me, its too late to apologise. If you want to make it up to me you will have to bake me a cake.

Sharrap dia! Check ur phone, its not funny anymore I will send you a cake mix u can bake it for urself for me Its late and I will be going to bed soon, check your phone now or forever hold your peace
Why am I being nice sef? Make i report u for derailing this nice thread

modestofynest:
Can u please stand straight for once and snap pix in ur life which kinda mumu pose be this like say snake dey inside ur kpekus. I rate u 0/10

see your life!

Alicia keys

SisterCaro:
Little Miss Born Again you not repented like you promised. What put you off the path of righteousness? I hope what I was on IG was not true otherwise I am reconsidering being you mate hahaha

do not pour sand for my garri I'm a good girl I am sorry I did not say anything, that deep fridge you call u home was not for me I ran away as fast as I could. I know what u are talking about but I was only there for business, I returned to Victoria soon after that. Right now I am back to enjoying weather suitable for human beings I promise to text you as soon as I am back. Lets take it off nl before u blow my cover

You are almost there you aint the biggest though

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Did she choose them according to bum bum size?

Aba nko?

Airforce1:
most Nigerian women don't exercise body after child birth and its wrong.


Just negodu her Christian mother hands



**Kim Kardashian sweating it out after child birth**

please show use the number of liposuction, brachioplasty and fat transfer surgeries your mama went for after child birth? you that will make noise over a rubbish phone being stolen from a car, will make noise about women not undergoing surgery that costs over $20,000? You are probably still stuck in 2005 but everyone else know that Kim K is all plastic surgery from head to toe.

lestat:
You are aware the the artist formerly called prince died of Aids right ?

Was he your sexual partner?

lestat:
Hahahahahahhahahahahahhahaha, HIV infected , uneducated wh0re , who wants my dick pic so bad

Why will i want to see your old flaccid dick? What is there to see? who wants to see what a 60yr old dick looks like? You are old enough to be my grandfather, kindly act your age please!

lestat:
What can I say, I m big all over, from the 6-4 feet tall, 400 pounds, massive frame of deliciousness.

I am big all over from the hooter to the tooter.
Also very successful hence big in the bank account too.
what can I say I am big on favors too
So lemme offer you one, stop being a wh0re , get a job and get educated

if you had gone to school you would know global warming is not a blessing or favour

Zulu women post pictures of themselves when they go naked on Heritage day. Its part of their culture so let them be. You ran around the bush in animal skin before white people introduced clothes to African people so what is so outrageous about this?

lestat:
See the gutter in which your mind swims? I rest my case.
@Seun @that lastatical person

Wanna know why no marquee brands would never advertise on this gutter website? Because of filth like this lady I quoted?
Someone who feels free to make posts about penisess and yet doesn't get banned?!
Yet if anyone posts the name Tecno, smartphone and fake or scam in the same post they get an automatic 24 hour ban?
Small wonder why this will always only remain a could have been website .

paedophile with fire bridgade nose like you you are the main reason why there is global warming!

lestat:
Wow, you are such a low life skank, you actually cannot help yourself can you? It's like how you were born and raised ? Wow, so sad.
Your dream would be for me to send you a snap chat of my pen1s right ?
Sorry but I don't roll that way, the goods are for only one person's set of eyes, but even if I was one to occasionally patronize sex hawkers your uncouthness leaves alot to be desired.
I am sure your vocabulary set is made up of just the following 5 English words: dick, nakedd, condom. Suck and shorttime, and the rest are all pidgin?
Anyways I know a rehab center in Abuja where they help former human trafficking victims and commercial sex hawkers who want to change I may consider connecting you with some who works there?

check if your dick got any bigger after this post rehab centre in gini? please you look like you carry cocaine in your ass for a living! Do you even have WAEC?

AdoraAmadi:
Ashley Coco Adeleke has an adorable young son. Here are pictures of him and his step-dad Caleb Adaji getting ready for the big day yesterday.

lalasticlala

this explains why Davido was so excited about having his daughter, he has seen his own sister as a single mum thats why he is makin sure he is always in his daughter's life

lestat:
Graduate of what? Hahahahahahhahahahahahhahaha I am 6"4 , so much for you analysis , and I am 400 pounds..was an offensive line man all through college, 20 sacks in my resume, so much for awareness.
And you need to clean out you life kiddo, I ain't offended just stating a fact ...typical

MA in Public policy take you 1/4inch dick waka go please

lestat:
I am sure you are an expert in the different sizes of the male organ given your background? its so sad that your type are a disgrace to womanhood everywhere! you are so foul its nauseating!
trust me theres nothing appealing about a woman who when she speaks the stench of her words can best be compared to a decaying corpse.
You are one of the reasons men loose respect for women.
I dunno the type of local jeans sagging wanna be gangsters you hangout with, who encourage you to speak the way you do but trust me, they aint legit.
Listen let me tell you from experience kiddo,there's nothing poetic about street /ghetto life, forget what fantasies you have or what Hollywood shows you.
Grow up get a proper education and make a decent woman out of yourself because for now your manner is appealing as dog vomit, Trust me when i say You are better off being a lady.

well i am a graduate and I have a job but you still are a short, fat guy with a 1/4inch dick! My comment really bothered you because its true abi? Trying to insult me will not change your diccck size, unfortunately thats not my fault

westlius:
And have d biggest and best D* too

If I dey lie ask GEJ

who will big D help when you end up with worwor children?

deeplow:
Did she contest with herself only? She's pretty alright, but not enough to win a supposed competition of beauty.

Humble opinion

if she was lighter she would look better right?

Targaeryian:
She's too...

lighter pass your mama?

lestat:
Hey son look at that wh0re flying away, look son more whOres, wh0res everywhere

Mr. 1/4 inch dick don't be petty

Emperessnaughty:
Tools wedding..

Wedding gown bleh
Makeup bleh
Hair bleh
Venue bleh
Crown Abi wats dat on her head bleh
The only thing yummy der is her husband

jealousy is a very serious disease. Have you have even had a guy who bought you eyebrow pencil sef?