₦airaland Forum

Lothario:
undeniable result of too much telemundo

and you are an undesirable result of too much egusi and burukutu

MRBrownJ:
FACT#2 NOBODY has a full time job and take care of a home and kids by themselves.

- women only need men for sperm and money, TRUE, while we men only need women for sex as we already have the money... and its because of that MONEY that women will always be the WEAKER ones, because men will continue using it to blackmail women into doing exactly what they desire (aka cook, clean, raise kids and fukc us like p0rnstars, even if they dont want to).

Maybe your mother was only needed for sex, but in 2016 i see women working full time and taking care of their husbands and children every day without making it sound like its absolutely impossible.

From your post im assuming your mother did not cook and clean after you and neither did she help you with your school or any problem that came you came across as you grew up. You can agree with me that all she did was just sit around at home waiting to open her legs for her husband as soon as he got home right?

FACT#3 whoever desires MONEY will always be a slave to whoever got the money!

- men are big babies, YES!!!! if a man works 10+ hrs everyday and brings all the cheddar, then he needs to be treated as a KING when he comes back home to a wife who directed the maid to do all the chores. thats the time wifey needs to do all what this man desires, in order to have him fit to go back to work the next day, while she stays home doing whatever she does all day. if this woman wants to therefore use that to manipulate him then thats her own problems (to be ungrateful), and not ours

And how many African families abroad can afford getting a maid while the wife just sits at home all day? Wait o! All these African women that live abroad and call themselves Nurses, doctors, beauticans , general cleaners are really just lying about working and they actually stay at home all day and pick up money under the matress at the end of the month to send back home?

FACT#4 taking care of your hardworking man is the DUTY of all stay at home wifey!

- men cant control their sexual urges, YES!!!! sadly men and women are different sexually. God created us with a tiger in our pants and since our earlier age, we cant CONTROL/TAME it. if we see a sexy woman, nice tittays out their bras or some aass, that tiger will "roar" regardless if we are married or in a r/ship. the important part is to be able to ACT RIGHT when we have these sexual urges, and certainly not try to control them. sadly, as stated before, women desire us for money, thus many marry/date us for money and will never divorce/dump a man who cheat on their "money desperate" self, so guess what? due to that fact, many men gladly and openly cheat with women who dont care if they are married or in a r/ship, so long as they have MONEY

If money is what controls women then you should find it completely normal for a woman to leave you for the next rich guy the same way its natural for a man to lack self-control when it comes to attractive women.

FACT#5 because of the Money that these women so desire, whatever a man does with his sexual urges, is IRRELEVANT!

- men die younger, OFF COURSE WE DO!!!! we work harder, have more stressful lives due to that fact, we put our lives at risk to provide for our women etc. no woman CAN/SHOULD ever compare having a day job with staying at home. we are murdered (sometimes by women) because we have the money, yes! it aint easy being a man.

adioolayi:
If an ex-president of Nigeria tries something similar to this...We will all shout embezzlement... but because it's Obama......hmmmm...God dey

Obama made sure majority have water and electricity supply plus access to basic health care before he moves into that house, how many Nigerian president made sure the same was done for Nigerians?

riddler4real:
You are the most bitter person I have ever come across on social media. You must be hurting.... Pele.... don't worry life isn't that hard just try n be happy from inside and it will reflect from outside.
I can tell life hasn't been fair to u. Maybe because u drive away would be people that can make ur life better with ur shitty attitude. U r a sadist and a very bitter person. Sorry u hear.... wish I could help.....

Just saw the new xmen.... my advice don't try watching it... it ain't worth it.....

i went to a youth service last night, i do not want you demons to catch me again. Now leave me alone. God has cleansed me

riddler4real:
Olodo Ignoramus how are you?

For ur information I am a successful multimedia professional. Living the good life. If you want I can share some with you just pm me.... I could get u something or even send u cash sef... there is love in sharing.....

You this tribalistic nonentity of a failed state....

shut up! Who doesn't have a job and income? You think im like your useless tribal sisters that are only good for opening legs for money? Mtchew! I do not associate myself with your likes, I do not want to wake up with snakes or talking plants in my house!

BeastAmbition:
When will nigeria start having visa-free pact with country like England, Holland, U.S.A, and lot.

when fish start climbing trees

riddler4real:
See this olodo rabata o!!! I bin dey think say u get small sense before.... yeye pikin.

I understand that u have to go to the cyber cafe every other day to browse for 30 minutes..... sorry brokie.... was over expecting ur response. But I am really sorry I am at palm jumeriah now having a chill time..... when I get to my hotel I will deal with you decisively. Just be patient okay.....

Only a nicompoo like ur very bitter self will even think carrying drugs to an Arab country is thinkable. Olodo Ignoramus......

I dey come u hear

yeye man! Your tribe and carrying cocaine in the anus are like 5 and 6.

riddler4real:
See this JJobless rant o...!! What does dark skinned got to do with this na.. I no be like you wey dey use TURA soap bath... LOL.... Let us see how adorable and beautiful you are you this ATUTU POYOYO. Fine girl wanna be..... Girls like u with a skewed perception of life believe color of the skin is advantageous. You just a complex driven girl, lost in self denial, disillusioned from reality. I pity you I swear. OLODO IGNORAMUS

You not only disrespectful, bitter and JJobless( Note the double JJ ). But a victim dispirited by the hardship of a dilapidated economy. I feel your pain and anger and I pray things get well for you and your sorry arse....

LOL.... I look like a burnt offering? You cracking me up..... You mouth go be your downfall mark my word.

If pikin no learn from house na when she commot she go learn.... IF you like carrry this ur shitty behaviour to ur marital home... You know wetin dey happen now... I no need to tell you... Yeye pikin like u.

mean while, I still dey dubai they enjoy my vacation.....

Na me and you today

So how many cocaine balls did you shove up your anus waka go UAE? Mtchewww! Why did you suck in that belle? Let us see that 3month old pregnancy you are carrying old man like you, your mates are sending their children off to university this September while you are busy forming Mr Untouchable for NL! Gerrarra here!

This is what happens when you leave a yeye NIGERIAN husband...cut him off and you will excel. Look at Tiwa moving to greater heights! When Ini Edo left her husband look at how sexy she got! Look at Genevieve Nnaji she still looks 20! Look at Kate Hensaw sweet looking mama! Naija women, leave that rock weighing you down and see yourself flourish!

Namma:
Anytime I visit my boyfriend as a student.. he gives me 1k to Go back to school and this is not the first time nor the second.. pls I want to ask if it is okay..thanks for your advise in advance

i have a genius plan, how about you stop making the trips if they leave you broke are you sure your boyfriend is not a doctor's gateman?

Bish blocked me on IG because i said i saw her dress on aliexpress going for $29.16 Is there anything wrong in wearing a $29.16 dress?

JoeCutie:
Why do we not have babes as beautiful these days on NL? These days you see them with faces life Hills and Valleys. Nna eh!

its just as depressing as the dark skinned poor looking guys that have flooded nairaland these days. Gone are the days of sexkillz, 2buff and 2legit2qwt

riddler4real:
Chai!! SEE THIS PDPICIAN!! You must be probed I swear... I can bet my hard earned cash that u must be a yoruba girl.... I can imagine your looks short, uneven hair, weavon addict,with fake eye lashes. Single, lonely and very bitter. Always taking it out on the male folks blaming them for ur misadventures. And almost forgot JJOBLESS with a double J

I dey like find una trouble. Person no yab u u dey refer am to goats are u that bitter. Na so hardship don reduce u reach? It is well on.

like i said i do not do favours, so let me go ahead and treat you like the asshole that you are. Before you come at me kindly take off those N20 plastic nappy ass weaves that your sisters and mother put on and that N10 aba market make up they put on. I was not shocked to find out you are dark skinned, its like yall are naturally born frustrated or something?!

Only in your tribe is ritualism, drug trafficking and armed robbery "respectable professions", just wondering which one you belong to! You even look like my father's mate self Other men your age are busy buying houses and making millions while you are here trying to e-fight people half your age! Elder riddler4real please respect yourself and act your age!

Please do not quote me again i do not want to catch that darkness off your face. Oya waka pass looking like a burnt offering!

donfineboi:
Obviously you cant make sense to GOATs. Greatest Of All Times.....lol

You are one rude individual. You better be mindful who you disrespect online my dear you can never tell who..... You need to grow a tough skin and learn how to handle criticism. Not by throwing insults, showcasing/ exposing the decay of your up bringing. But by being matured and constructive in your response.
I pray you somehow understand my position and you desist from this rashness.....

I believe you are a lady. Humility, respect and understanding should be the pillars that reflect in every reaction you make. You must be aware of the rise in domestic violence in marital homes in Nigeria, I read them often here and other sites, your rashness is a very good recipe to that effect. So please for your own good learn to be polite, matured and ladylike. It wont cost you anything my dear.

I never called you a goat, i only said i can never make sense to goats, but you decided to take offence. Anyway, if the shoes fits wear it!

You can only be treated according to how you behave, i do not do favours. If you act like a gentleman you will be treated like a gentleman, if you act otherwise you will be treated accordingly.

My little advice on life to you. Never ever go around thinking you can talk anyhow to any female because you expect her to show you humility and respect. Respect is earned and not demanded without justifiable cause!
Do not look for trouble if you do not want trouble to trouble you. Thats how life works! Not all this you act like a lady even to a goat nonsense Do not try am o!

Fernandowski:
lolzzzz

you are just too funny

my bro ain't a skyscraper ooo

I have teammates that are 7'1, 6'11 and 7'3

correct guys! you need to give others what you are eating o. I was just joking about your bro being a skyscraper.

incredible70:
Okay

you do not have a little piece of paper with your name on it attached as proof that this is really you. for all i know this is a screenshot taken off instagram

edwardweeble:
when your husband has to work so hard so he can feed the family and yet you are waiting for him to always hit the gym and even cook for you, madam wakeup from your dream

Do women that cook, clean, work, take care of their family and still stay fit live in dreams? You are simply recklessness even if you wouldnt want to admit to it.

pinceprinz:
I don't want to. I prefer to be borderline bulked up.

*yimu*

incredible70:
Shebi you said he has six pack? Upload the pix let's see abi shame dey caught you to show off your sexy father?

show me your belle first

Fernandowski:
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haaaa look at....... Look at this! Tell your brother that God must continue to bless him mightily! Husband material too badt! Ladies imagine walking next to this skyscraper with your head up to his waist and... abeg let me repent today na holy day

pinceprinz:
As in?... I mean, I don't get you.

whats your excuse for not bulking up?

incredible70:
Oya pix to backup your claim

so you can use him for juju?

donfineboi:
You were almost making sense but you lost it....

smh i can never make sense to goats

pinceprinz:
Good for you!

so what excuse do you use?

pinceprinz:
lols. I do gym when I HV the time lol and who told you there are no foreign guys that r soft?

Hope you're in shape too tho, you're what you attract ykno?

Yes i am in shape and quite active too

Young03:
Revenge is better when its served cold

he wants to commit murder because his own daughter is being used for practice he was not complaining when he was practising on people's daughters! what goes around comes around

This is what happens when you go around logging into people's daughters and sisters, your own will be used for practice by other boys when her time comes. Karma has finally dealt with his stupid father and now he wants to go around killing people, fool! He should be behind bars for attempted murder!

AfroKnight:

Don't mind the mischievous OP. Body building is not by 5 minute a day routines. Is it when I leave home early and return late that I will be building muscle? Is it muscle that will pay my bills?

Rubbish.

but it is a muscle that will satisfy your wife while you are away chasing money we know your type, oya continue!

pinceprinz:
lmao! Sister, oya sorry, its the not too good economy . But isn't asking for pounded yam cutesy?

economy what? Can't you volunteer at a building site and help pass bricks or mix cement? Its only a good thing to ask for pounded yam before a good work-out

1miccza:
So much fantasy!!

no its simply recklessness on your part

incredible70:
But wait, your papa look like that?

my father is changing with age but you can still see the firm muscle on his arms. Whats your excuse small boy?

I agree with your points. What attracts a woman the most is a guy simply being himself