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RomanceRe: Characteristics Of A Good Husband by vague(op): 5:01am On May 22, 2016
kamel4real2015:
Nobody can treat you like a slave unless we consign to it .And there are many other way a man can supplement nutrients and proper body figure than 5 time exercise e.g foods, nutrition supplements, proper sleep, good rappor with your wife and many others.
you think feelings and communication can surpass sweet dick with muscles? You have been scammed, stop taking advice on women and marriage from fat belle drunkards!
RomanceRe: Characteristics Of A Good Husband by vague(op): 4:56am On May 22, 2016
Babzilla:
Men who have time to look this buff are usually deficient in the pocket department except he is an entertainer. Last time I checked naija babes will take a buff wallet over a buff body thank you
Mr UNICEF okay continue sponsoring babes for another buff man to knack her well. You ever asked yourself why she never posts your pics on social media but she is ready to post one flavour looking like boy 2mins after meeting him? Continue making money for another man to reap the benefits grin

A rich men without 6pack is like a car without an engine.
RomanceRe: Characteristics Of A Good Husband by vague(op): 4:51am On May 22, 2016
kamel4real2015:
Reckless indeed you don't to conjure abusive words before you communicate with people, you can do better than that.
i never insulted you. I call a spade a spade. Recklessness should be seen for what it is. No excuses!
RomanceRe: Nigerian Guys And Foolish Excuses by vague(op): 4:49am On May 22, 2016
Fernandowski:
My elder bro.........


Be specific when you say things like this

he is very tall bt am an inch taller

he is 6 ft 8 inches tall
Chineke! Haaa see man ooo. Your brother should be displayed in a Nigerian Museum for lazy bimbos to learn! See fine rare species
RomanceRe: Characteristics Of A Good Husband by vague(op): 4:44am On May 22, 2016
kamel4real2015:
Reality beckons don't live an imaginary life.
and this is why you are treated like a slave! go and bulk up and stop being reckless
RomanceCharacteristics Of A Good Husband by vague(op): 4:36am On May 22, 2016
A good husband will hit the gym at least 5times a week and keep himself looking delicious for his wife.

Imagine coming back home after a hectic 12hr day at work to a naked strong man like this waiting for you in the kitchen ready to give you dessert before the main course wink
After that dee you will have the energy to make a 3course meal, feed him, then eat your dinner off his body. Take him to the bathroom, scrub him all over, take him to bed, tuck him in, wake him up in the morning with a little oral something, violate him, make him breakfast and violate him once more before work sef! With this kind of man why won't you treat him like a king?

grin But if you are in Nigeria abeg forget that one angry you will come back to one fat belle with annoying accent demanding for pounded yam! Nigerian women have suffered enough is enough!

CelebritiesRe: Uju Stella Blasts Burna Boy's Mum:'If U Think U Are A Mother,Act Like One'(pics by vague: 2:16am On May 22, 2016
sinaj:
U again!


I think u missed out these parts while reading

In Africa, it is not a criminal offence for someone to be pregnant for somebody. If somebody says that she is pregnant for somebody and the person refuses to accept it, you look for his family instead of tagging a blogger.

It is not new; these girls come up from time to time with different claims




The girl claimed online without meeting her and u want to take that serious?


Who does that.


Btw m still gonna ask you again.

What traits did she display that has made her a bad mother?
after all this is said and done, so the child should without a father just to spite the mother right?
She didn't ask for marriage, she asked for him to man up for the child's sake! A good mother would know the importance of a father figure in a child's life, regardless of who gave birth to him or her. Only a grandmother who is not okay in the head would want a grandchild to be abandoned just to spite the mother.

If she was a woman any wiser than Uju would she have addressed the issue publicly? Did she just not do the very same thing she condemned that girl for? I guess wisdom doesn't come with age after all.
RomanceRe: Nigerian Guys And Foolish Excuses by vague(op): 2:02am On May 22, 2016
incredible70:
Foolish op
Useless thread
Senseless post
Infact op you're amazingly stupid but then again i don't blame you, i blame..,........
you cannot blame me, you can only blame yourself for looking the way you do angry
RomanceRe: Nigerian Guys And Foolish Excuses by vague(op): 2:00am On May 22, 2016
Midastorch:
Na people like you dey get extended stretch marks from belly to pussy...yeye
grin well too bad for you, i have not given birth so i can't have stretch marks all over my body tongue Women normally get stretch marks on their belly when they give birth, did you see the belly to pussy stretch marks on your mother? cheesy you look like agama lizard while men close to 50 look like gods grin repent!
RomanceRe: Nigerian Guys And Foolish Excuses by vague(op): 9:11am On May 21, 2016
ever811:
oh..so u actually meant niga girls should go for this particular guys..bwwuhahahahaha.
i said naija guys have no excuse for not looking like that
RomanceRe: Sold by vague: 8:25am On May 21, 2016
Fine girl, she kinda does look like her small





Cc: lalasticala celebrity look alike
RomanceRe: Nigerian Guys And Foolish Excuses by vague(op): 8:16am On May 21, 2016
kamel4real2015:
did I said we are friends or are you daydreaming don't behave like a slow pick. Egbami now what is this rubbish .
what is a slow pick? I know slow poke not slow pick undecided agama lizard
RomanceRe: Nigerian Guys And Foolish Excuses by vague(op): 7:57am On May 21, 2016
kamel4real2015:
Don't mind them just writing vague post not thought at all.
stop mentioning me, we are not friends angry
RomanceRe: If A Nigerian Girl Likes You, 13 Sentences You’ll Hear by vague: 7:56am On May 21, 2016
vizkiz:
If you like me, you better say it, I am too busy to be reading a girl's actions... Simply tell me. "Viz, I like you" then we will know what to do about it. how will you be calling me big head, for what now? grin

#Teamnotimeforiranu undecided
and you cry when you do not have a girlfriend oya continue
CelebritiesRe: Ini Edo Flaunts Svelte Figure In Vacation Photos by vague: 7:26am On May 21, 2016
This is what happens when you divorce a naija man, you become happy and you will look sexy instantly
Car TalkRe: 24 Most Expensive Cars Found On The Streets Of Nigeria by vague: 7:20am On May 21, 2016
DGD1:
money good o
if money is good why do you call women that like money runz girls
RomanceRe: 6 Reasons Why Slim Girls Will Always Look Better(photos) by vague: 6:41am On May 21, 2016
GodblessNig247:
It seems u are fat grin
so is your mother grin
RomanceRe: Nigerian Guys And Foolish Excuses by vague(op): 6:32am On May 21, 2016
Gebbson007:
op
money make d world round ,money make d girls go down. m fit tho .
Now you want to scream money as an excuse for your recklessness?
RomanceRe: Nigerian Guys And Foolish Excuses by vague(op): 6:31am On May 21, 2016
ever811:
six pack without money is like poison to Nigerian girls..but I hv seen girls crate trend here on NL advising guys to work nd make money nd not coming to them with good looks.. I think niga girls are confused or they don't know what they want..
out of those 3men show me the one without money
RomanceRe: Nigerian Guys And Foolish Excuses by vague(op): 6:30am On May 21, 2016
Nzeh12:
Lol, and she categorically said 2 hrs a day, where spare 2 hours won from come out.
sharp guy!
RomanceRe: Nigerian Guys And Foolish Excuses by vague(op): 6:29am On May 21, 2016
20bc:
[color=teal]They are looking for money instead of spending time at the gym...

What's wrong with having a pot belly and being rich or even looking like a lizard.....

Those folks there care about their body, we care about our money.... [/color]
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if they do not care about money why are they millionaires? Stop making noise and go work out. Okay if you like grow fat make diabetes kill you in your face me i slap you apartment
RomanceRe: Nigerian Guys And Foolish Excuses by vague(op): 5:34pm On May 20, 2016
20bc:
[color=teal]Mtcheww, what are you saying.... Those guys are old enough to be someone's dad, and you are looking for that type... Ok I would have loved to bring #family into this but I will just keep shut for now.... Op don't ever post sh!t like this ....[/color]♣♣♣
if someone's father can look like that, what is your excuse? undecided
RomanceRe: Nigerian Guys And Foolish Excuses by vague(op): 5:32pm On May 20, 2016
ever811:
six pack without money is like poison to Nigerian girls..but I hv seen girls crate trend here on NL advising guys to work nd make money nd not coming to them with good looks.. I think niga girls are confused or they don't know what they want..
this is why i included foolish excuses on my thread, thats all you can come up with! join gym, you no go gree
RomanceRe: Nigerian Guys And Foolish Excuses by vague(op): 5:31pm On May 20, 2016
sapiosexual1:
Op ur point is as vague as ur moniker. Ur giving us pics of athletes and celebrities, why don't you give us pics of regular men?
I get ur point though, if we're talking of those who are poor at keeping themselves fit, I reckon naija women are worse off. Don't even mention exercise to them, they would soo hate you. That's why forever and tianshi keeps making brisk business off them with their weight reduction pills
eeeeh so celebrities and athletes are not humans being abi? They fall from the sky? they do not come out of a vagina like regular guys? undecided always full of excuses
RomanceRe: Nigerian Guys And Foolish Excuses by vague(op): 4:47pm On May 20, 2016
obiorathesubtle:
undecided Does your mother know she gave birth to you?? I mean.. How do I explain This?? undecided



First of all.. If your muscle mass isn't up to 5kilos.. good job on this.. And may your next post be about that time when you caught santa turned on at the sight of snow.. More irrelevant nonsense!!



Adios gringo!!
no agama lizards on my thread please
RomanceRe: Nigerian Guys And Foolish Excuses by vague(op): 4:38pm On May 20, 2016
vizkiz:
Op e be like say you dey craze.grin No girl, I repeat no girl will choose 6packs over 6cars..

Good luck to your quest for muscles while your mates hustle. Arindin grin
forget cars, do you even have 2goats? my friend shut up and go lift bricks or something angry stop using money excuses, which money do you have? undecided this thing is very annoying
RomanceRe: Nigerian Guys And Foolish Excuses by vague(op): 4:33pm On May 20, 2016
donbenedict:
I'm still wondering why iara oshiomhole left all the hot looking guys to fall in love with Oshiomhole..

Smth really is wrong somewhere. Op dnt u think? angry
oya comfort yourself Mr UNICEF, shebi you think she doesn't have one hot modafocker warming her bed properly when that 10sec man is away busy stealing money from Edo people? That one is not a husband he is a sponsor full stop!
RomanceNigerian Guys And Foolish Excuses by vague(op): 4:20pm On May 20, 2016
These men are well over 40years old and they have managed to keep themselves in good shape while Nigeria guys in their 20s walk around looking Agama lizards. It is sad the kind of laziness that has taken over these sorry excuses of men. Ordinary 2hrs work out 5times a week he no go gree. Every woman wants a men who looks like he can protect her not someone her own size! Haba!
If you cannot be rich at least have the decency of bulking up, its really annoying to walk around Nigerian streets full of grasshoppers and pregnant lizards. Its very rare to see something this delicious, every woman wants a man who looks like he can suffocate her by his hug alone.
Imagine that nice feeling you get when you have huge arms holding your tiny waist! Nigerian guys do not take life seriously, they are really disappointing.

RomanceRe: 6 Reasons Why Slim Girls Will Always Look Better(photos) by vague: 3:54pm On May 20, 2016
habby51:
I luv dem slim, wit normal size of butt & chest. Not fatty orobo with big chest & heavy duty butt ( cos I can spend anoda 30days inside butt again)
you have a small dick that cannot handle a big butt. Its nothing to be ashamed of, there is medicine, surgery and juju to fix the handicapped grin
RomanceRe: 6 Reasons Why Slim Girls Will Always Look Better(photos) by vague: 3:51pm On May 20, 2016
divinelove:
u forgot the most important point

7. fat is unhealthy, most fat people suffer diabetes, hypertension and stroke when aging among others. fatty people r liable to die young both male n female, one has to control his/her weight or die of obesity. calling urself plus size, bbw or BBB is jst consolation
your mother is probably the size of 2hippos and your father has a tummy that stretches from lagos to Maiduguri but you have never said this in their faces why? grin
CelebritiesRe: Empire’s Cookie Lyon Is So Addicted To Wizkid, See What She Did by vague: 6:01pm On May 16, 2016
I hope to see a Nigerian artist on Empire

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