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Romance › Re: Why Do The Ugly Ones Have The Most Say? by vague(op): 7:13pm On Mar 21, 2017

MmmS:
lol why look for trouble like this?

Romance › Re: I Saw This Guy Peeing Inside In A Glass Jar In The Kitchen by vague: 5:39pm On Mar 20, 2017

Onila are you still in school

Romance › Re: Pre-Wedding Photos Of A Soldier And His Nurse Fiancée by vague: 11:37am On Mar 20, 2017

Randy100:
The girl is not a paragon of beauty.

your own mama is probably darker than her and you want to act like you know anything about beauty? undecided

how will you know beauty when there is none in your own household?

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Romance › Re: Pre-Wedding Photos Of A Soldier And His Nurse Fiancée by vague: 11:36am On Mar 20, 2017

cocaineaddict:
ugly. You can literally smell their blackness from here

i can bet $50 that they are 5shades lighter than you

Romance › Re: Why Do The Ugly Ones Have The Most Say? by vague(op): 11:32am On Mar 20, 2017

jcmaiah:
So anyone that is dark is ugly? You need serious brain reset.

is your inside just as dark as your outside?

Romance › Re: Nigerian Man Proposes To His Girlfriend From Malawi In A Romantic Way (Photos) by vague: 6:13am On Mar 20, 2017

professorfal:
The guy fine but the babe........... make I no talk

you are 90cm tall and you want to talk about what is fine and what is not fine? Grow another 100cm before you start talking small boy

Romance › Why Do The Ugly Ones Have The Most Say? by vague(op): 5:54am On Mar 20, 2017

I have come across so many small boys on nairaland that have some many opnions about other people but when you look at the profile pics you will see one dark boy in an ibadan looking background making noise about another person's looks or status. I am always wondering if these boys should even have a say since they look like burnt offerings?

If you see the light pawpaws they are always the gentle ones. Humble and cute. They always look like they have taken a bath biko. They also intelligent too. They can make an ibadan looking background look like Mauritius with their cleanliness. And when you find an arrogant one, chances are he will be the bobrisky bleaching type! His soul will be just as dark as his butt crack sef angry

Does the darkness make these NL boys just as ugly inside as they are on the outside? Please i need serious answers... undecided

Celebrities › Re: Davido Declares His Love For Baby Mama, Sophia by vague: 8:41am On Mar 14, 2017

tosyne2much:
It's appalling we now celebrate immorality and child birth out of wedlock in this world of moral bankruptcy.. It's not every rich, wealthy or someone you see on TV that you align yourself with

And this is the role model of some people ooo?

for all we know all these people who "preach morality" like you, as if they have never farted in public your entire life, have successfully managed to convince your would-be-babymamas to abort. What is so adsurd about people owning up to the consequences of their actions?

Travel › Re: Nigerian Students In The Uk How Do You Survive? by vague: 8:26am On Mar 14, 2017

matthieugene:
sugarlillz, let's talk about Leeds. how did you do it, i've been looking at getting a space for msc. I'm about rounding up my NYSC Pls enlighten me.

you just go on to the website, pick a programme that you qualify for and apply. Make sure your personal statement is impressive and memorable. Make sure you explain why you want to study that particular programme and how it will be related to your future career plans.

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Travel › Re: Which Of These 4 Contries Is The Best?? by vague: 7:57am On Mar 14, 2017

Malawi

Travel › Re: Shooling In Switzerland As An African by vague: 7:56am On Mar 14, 2017

testimony1089:
Yea....... €950 for tuition fees but covers accomodation too

i dont think this one is Swizterland, you are probably talking about Swaziland

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Romance › Re: Lies Women Tell To Themselves. by vague: 6:22am On Mar 10, 2017*

Lawlahdey:
I decided to write this article as a result of the argument that erupted from my comment on the Tonto dike's failed marriage brouhaha thread.

Before I actually write on the topic gangan, Allow me to quickly share a real life story with you.

There is a grandpa. A rich grandpa, happily married to a beautiful woman with 7 very successful kids.
The wife of this grandpa is a very strict and prayerful woman who believes that being strict and prayerful helps you keep other women away from your husband. She has been successful and victorious so far. They have never had a cheating scandal in 50 years of their marriage(or,so she thinks).

Recently, the grandpa called his first son(prolly because he knows he is close to his grave) and narrated the story of how he got another woman pregnant and the woman gave birth to the child with an oath that she won't ever bring the child to disrupt his marital home.He has actually been feeding and financing thd child without the knowledge of any member of his family. He said he told his son so that they could know that they have a sibling out there somewhere and bring him home after his death. He also asked the son to promise not to tell his mother or any of his siblings the secret.
So, Faithful Grandpa with a perfect marriage(In people's mind)actually has a son ouside marriage and his wife of over 50 years of marriage doesn't know. She thinks that she was successful in her quest for a hundred percent faithful man. She is the type that throws jab at other women with problems in their marriages and tell them to come to her and ask her how she did it, how her prayers, strictness and everything weren't in vain afterall.
She still hasn't found out, right. I wonder what her reaction will be the day she finally finds out that her 'faithful' husband has not been faithful afterall.

Now to the koko oro..

It pains me when i see my fellow women bragging about how they cannot stay with a man that is not contented with staying faithful to only them for the rest of his life. They say they will leave the man, that there are plenty more men still out there in the world... "No time to check time".. LOL.

You think that every 'perfect' marriage that you see, that you envy, that you hope for has been able to stand gidigba without sacrifices??

You think that because Joke Silva and Olu Jacobs do not come out to wash their dirty linen in public, they haven't had their own shares of marriage trouble??
See, It takes a very very very patient and enduring woman to stay in any marriage.

You can't stay with a man that won't cheat at all?? Then, walk the fvck outta the relationship and don't ever go about saying "All men should be able to stay faithful to one woman for the rest of their life".

You think tonto dike didn't think churchhill would remain faithful to only her for the rest of his life because he loves her?

You think Tiwa Savage didn't think that Teebillz would remain faithful to her forever? What with all her money and the banging body and everything? Does edible catering have more money than Tiwa? Or a hotter body? What did edible catering have that tiwa doesn't?? Why wasn't tiwa able to keep Tee down, even with everything?

Even Beyonce suffered her own share of unfaithfulness from JayZ.. And you are here forming, "I can't stay with a man that isn't hundred percent faithful"?? , "I can't ever share my man"??

Fine. You can't. Then leave! Leave and go from one man to another in the quest for your model man.
If a man loves you, He will prolly cheat in the hope or fear that you don't find out but don' t ever believe there is a hundred percent faithful man, specially moulded for you somewhere.. Because you are miss perfect too ahbi?

I know some of you will come here to say that you are praying for the perfect men and God will answer it.
Well.. Reality check:90% of those with failed marriages also scouted and prayed for the perfect man. You ain't better than them.
STOP LYING TO YOURSELVES.

And for those of you men that will come here to say that they can't cheat on their woman, I don't even have anything to say to you. Just keep telling that to those who would believe.

Maybe some 10% of you(tryna be generous with the figure) can be faithful, but you all know nature, you can't stay faithful to one hole.

Explains why a man that has one curvy, beautiful babe at home will see another curvy babe on the streets and his dick will still rise.

PS: Ladies, don't hope for a totally faithful man, just pray for one that doesn't throw it in your face.

I am asuming you are one of those social media freaks that believe that curves and beauty is all there is to a woman. Obviously, your life begins and ends with what happens on social media judging by the examples you have given. Don't worry, one day you will grow up and discover that there are grown men out there(even if they are not found on every corner)who understand something called, 'having self-control'. Understand that no one is perfect, but doesn't mean you should lose your self-worth while you are at it.

Aunty, you will not be the first to be buried after dying from HIV. More than 60% of the adults living with HIV now got it from someone very close to them. Don't cry foul when you start enjoying the fruits of his unfaithfulness, shebi he would have kept his cheating escapades away from you?

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Romance › To Every Man Who Married A Virgin by vague(op): 8:40pm On Jul 28, 2016

Did you check the back door to see if anyone entered? If you wife cheated only using backdoor will you forgive her?

Romance › Re: Why You Should Date An Already Rich Guy by vague: 8:14pm On Jul 17, 2016

Cutehector:
Why you should date an already rich girl

1. For the money
2. For the money
3: for the money
4. For the money
5: to drain her account
6: her father's money
7: free dates
8: she pays you salary
9: all for the money
10: because she wants sex too

Even this 1naira boy wants a rich woman, wat makes wanting rich men so unforgivable then?

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Romance › Re: Why You Should Date An Already Rich Guy by vague: 8:12pm On Jul 17, 2016

VampireeM:
And when the Riches are gone what next?? Most rich dudes are arrogant btw

Wat if your poor man never makes it in life then wat? With the number of broke arrogant yeye boys on NL? arrogance na by choice joor!

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Celebrities › Re: Wizkid Has Breakfast With Rev. Jesse Jackson In Chicago by vague: 9:44am On Jul 01, 2016

Im not impressed until he snaps pinshure after chopping suya for Okija shrine

Family › Re: How to be a perfect Nigerian woman by vague(op): 9:36am On Jul 01, 2016

Onegai:
Mandingo warrior, slaving away to feed his village. What more bliss does a woman need o base

NIGERIAN MAN BEING ROMANTIC: kai see shape, if i catch you ehn, i will make you scream all night

OTHERS BEING ROMANTIC: When I look at you, I know that there’s a God and that he loved me so much that he took the time to create you, just for me.

undecided

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Family › Re: Childbearing Women, Keeping Fit, Matrimonial Security And Husbands' Fidelity by vague: 9:27am On Jul 01, 2016

topdee:
Not true, I couldn't agree with you less. Take a look at this scenario: Let's use universities or tertiary institutions as a case study; a student's ultimate goal is to get a good job after graduation, and as we all know the best way to achieve that is to graduate with 1st class or 2.1, but in reality those grades don't guarantee job placement. Some students with low grades even get jobs before students with high grades, but the fact still is that 1st class and 2.1 increases ones chances of securing good jobs. A woman's physical attributes creates a better platform for her man to stay faithful, and it's one of the criteria to win a man's heart, but doesn't mean it's the sole ingredient to man's faithfulness; just as good grades doesn't guarantee job placement. It applies to every facet of life, even living a healthy life doesn't guarantee longevity, but it's a contributing factor.
Abeg women out there, try as much as you can to look good often for your man and your health, likewise the men, also men like what they see, it's a known fact, give him reasons not to look elsewhere. .

so those that have been giving their man every reason not to cheat and still get cheated on are mad?

Family › Re: Childbearing Women, Keeping Fit, Matrimonial Security And Husbands' Fidelity by vague: 9:14am On Jul 01, 2016

pippimp:
People die from plane crashes everyday. How has that stopped you from flying?

so because other airlines do not crush, then the ones that do should not be talked about? undecided

Family › Re: I Just Saw My Uncle's Wife In A Guest House by vague: 8:01am On Jul 01, 2016

joshboo:
and may your wife be caught in an hotel beeping anoda man ijn!!!! shout amen.

what will i need a wife for?

Family › How to be a perfect Nigerian woman by vague(op): 7:55am On Jul 01, 2016

NATURAL BEAUTY

An average Nigerian guy wants a naturally beautiful woman. What he means by this is that you need to look like Beyonce on her album covers, only that you should achieve this look without make-up on.

You need to embrace your natural hair, only that is shouldn't be kinky and you shouldn't wear hair extensions either. Putting on virgin hair extensions is a disgrace because it makes you a slave to the white woman, while putting on braids made of plastic shows your true beauty (well its beautiful because its the cheaper option).

PHYSICAL APPEARANCE

A figure 8 is a must- have! You need to look like Nicki Minaj but do not use cosmetic surgery to achieve the look. Just look for a way to manupilate your genes and hormones with fufu, idomie and yam, so you can have the perfect figure. Healthy foods are too expensive and unnecesary, so you will just have to look for a way of tricking that fufu into keeping your weight steady. Do not sign up for gym unless you are using your own money, use the bricks at home and make the most of those pothole filled roads for jogging.

BE GOD-FEARING

Your relationship with God is the most important thing. You need to be prayful so that when he beats you up or cheat on you, you do not divorce him or charge him with domestic violence. Anytime he mistreats you, you should not take any other action that is not crying or begging him to stop. Remember,you are African! Submission has its own meaning, "suffer in silence".

KEEP YOUR VIRGINITY

This is the only thing a woman brings into a marriage, but as soon as he breaks it you need to make sure you can perform better than the 500women he has slept with before, otherwise he will just go back to them for satisfaction. You will still need to be careful of trying out new things and improving your performance because he might just suspect you of cheating on him. Be patient for him to come and teach you what he learnt at a hotel on his business trip last weekend.

YOU SHOULD BE INDEPENDENT

You should work and make your own money but you should not have a mind of your own. Let his head think for the both of you. You do not need a demanding job that requires you to leave home early and come back home late, that will leave you too exhausted for sex. Just look for anything that is not prostitution that will get you 3times the money without putting in half the sweat.

ALWAYS LOOK GOOD

Look for a way of looking like Daphne Joy in a bikini but without the bikini, try and achieve the same look with your clothes on. Its not decent for an African woman to move around half naked, keep your clothes and let those Western devils keep us and our vaseline busy. Look for a way of transforming yourself like Kim Kardashian without plastic surgery, if she snaps pictures in the gym 4weeks after liposuction and a butt lift, you need to make sure you do the same without the $20,000 enhancements. Do not let science fool you, you can gain fat in your ass from gyming too!

DO NOT BE A SELL-OUT

Never believe all that nonsense you see on TV about white guys opening doors and buying you flowers. Real men do not open up doors for women because it makes them weak, they do not take you out on dates because it makes them a maga.
Real men, expect you to cook, clean and have sex with them for free. Its prostitution when you start asking him for financial favours, besides sex is there for both of you to enjoy, but forget the fact that you have never had an orgasm before.
And never ever date or marry outside your race, all those other men do not have d*ck as good as black d*ck! Why will you need a romantic guy, who shows up on dates on time and takes you on holiday trips, when you could be with your Mandingo warrior entertaining his entire village in your house?

MOST IMPORTANTLY! Stop trying to look, talk or act like a white woman, although its adorable when a white woman speaks pidgin, eats egusi and wears our traditional attires on social media.

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Family › Re: Childbearing Women, Keeping Fit, Matrimonial Security And Husbands' Fidelity by vague: 6:52am On Jul 01, 2016

pippimp:
I am sorry for you. Keep looking for the bad examples to emulate. You should keep fit for you and your spouse. Life is not perfect. All you can do is do the right thing as much as you can. When you say you will keep fit for yourself alone when you are married, you are already on dangerous ground. Your relationship is already shaky. I don't know why people love using negative examples to justify their argument.

Bad examples? Did you expect the OP to lie that fit women are never cheated on? Okay lets put celebrities aside, how many decent women on nairaland alone that are married organized, virgins and God-fearing that still complain about their husbands cheating? We should act those marriages really don't exist right?

Family › Re: Childbearing Women, Keeping Fit, Matrimonial Security And Husbands' Fidelity by vague: 6:40am On Jul 01, 2016

99,8% of males on nairaland have mothers and sisters that look like baby Buffalos but they go around bashing every other woman other there about general appearance. How about you start your charity at home and sign up your mother at the gym grin

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Family › Re: I Just Saw My Uncle's Wife In A Guest House by vague: 3:31pm On Jun 30, 2016

iPopAlomo:
Just imagine... how heartless cash one be...? What if the woman is passing off her lovers children for the husband... if you're a woman... I pray no man falls into your Karashika trap... infact... shame on you... whoever you are...

i am your mama, you bastard! undecided

Romance › Re: "What I Did To A Married Man Who Made Sexual Advances At Me" - Girl Reveals. Pic by vague: 3:30pm On Jun 30, 2016

Starlet50:
So u drank the coke and left and u consider it an epic reaction..
Op use ur brain na

if you had taken a split second to use yours, you would have realised that she simply left without telling him that she was going home, i.e. She just left him there looking stupid, not knowing she actually left.

Family › Re: I Just Saw My Uncle's Wife In A Guest House by vague: 8:31am On Jun 30, 2016

eddyjibs:
dey der. there are many gals around i can mk baby mama. so u marry

may your daughters end up being just another man's unmarried baby making machines, shout amen!

Events › Re: Mzznaki Tetteh And Prince Kodjo Wedding Pictures by vague: 8:03am On Jun 30, 2016

lildush:
Ur a child for askin such question.. Grow up.

he has been cheating on that fat wife hasn't he?

Family › Re: How Poverty Is Caused In Marriage by vague: 7:49am On Jun 30, 2016

If Nigerian women start looking for well off guys you will make another thread again? undecided

Events › Re: Pastor Benson Oben Bechemayor Weds In Germany. PICS by vague: 7:34am On Jun 30, 2016

She looks like a gypsy

Events › Re: Mzznaki Tetteh And Prince Kodjo Wedding Pictures by vague: 7:32am On Jun 30, 2016

lildush:
Dis is Nonsense. Y marry such a Fat lady? Do u no how she wil look like after givin birth?. Som men just dnt reason. At all. Late u wil starting cheating on her. Wit slim girls.... Dey say dey are in love. Well love may b blind.. But marriage will surely open ur eyes...

has your papa been cheating on your mother?

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