Goodman2030:
I don't really know shaa..


juxtapose her escapades with her continuous mention of God and his holy ways and you'll see a very vague picture of a slithering being...

all the same make I move on..

do not mention me I am not your girlfriend

See hustle

And sister Funke who has been sleeping in church cannot get a boyfriend

Post all the jamb questions your know

This your 1year vacation ehn! Come and tell us, where are you working right now?

Yes. so can i be your ex so you can pay for rent for me and my new good for nothing bf too?

and then? what is so special about free condom?

aieromon:


Any reason why? Did you feel she was an alarmist? I would have taken her very serious considering her skin color and inherent knowledge about rough neighborhoods.

she made a rush decision, regretted it and moved on...can you also get over it the way she did?

wanderlustian:


No vex, pishurs yapa!! Just be patient small.

thank you

Playa0ne:


The grass is not entirely greener anywhere, but then you can never understand till you relocate. Goodbye boy

share your own failures so we can understand you better

Biko please post pictures this whole writing writing writing and no pics game is no fun. make see NYC jare

Come and share your application processing experiences and the outcome to encourage others that are yet to apply for their visas. Please do not post making enquiries about documents required for visa application or which schools to apply to or cheap airlines or where to hustle. Just your experiences applying for a Visa please.

uncle it is most comfortable

Konji na bastard

pumacy:
Hey Folks

Pls i need your help. I got married few months ago and its really beautiful, i'm enjoying every minute of it. To be straight, my husband loves sex but he doesn't last long. He barely last 3 mins and it takes him another 2 hours to be fit again. I love making love with him too but usually i don't get satified because he doesn't last long. Cheating is not even an option, solving the present issue is priority. I'm in my late twenties while he is in his early thirties. I have been a guest for long but his issue made me create an account. Pls what do you think i should do to help him? Matured responses pls. Thanks in advance

anytime he wants to get off after 3mins squeeze him and tell him he is not going anywhere until you are done. Use all your muscles inside to keep him from moving . He cannot be robbing you in broadlight like this

I dey joke. He should start eating more healthy and he should exercise as well, it helps.

warlord24:
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Afam4eva:

It's really not about the certificate but the lie. How does one lie about something like that to someone you want to spend your life with.

men lie about bigger things like how much they make and how good they really are in bed. Should they be divorced every single time they tell lies?

obitee69:
Good day guys, my brother just confided in me that his wife to be lied to him. She told him she studied law from a UK uni with 2.2 as her grade. She never wanted to go to law school and my cousin has since been encouraging her.

Now he just stumbled on her certificate which says she studied Sociology and graduated with a pass!!

Now hes depressed. Hes white is in 2months time and he has already done trad. Pls what should he do!!

if they have already done the traditional wedding then he is already married, she is his wife not his fiancee

ModCaller:
So on point.

But the main thing is she must be very ready for heavy sex. That's the only reason I'm gonna pay her bride price. Just sex. I repeat, just sex, because most ladies are essentially useless but for sex.

what is your mama good for since she is a lady? Unless a man don born you...

Collyno82:
Africans are wicked, killing is in their blood

do you think of how wicked you are everytime you eat pepper soup? Sheyi you think that meats falls from the sky or it comes from a killed animals?

00Ademi:
Op... How did u kill dis animal.... Op pls quote me... Shey na gun ni or stick cus ah no see cut for d lizard body

the same way someone killed that chicken that you ate last christmas

ifenes:
Why kill it? Humans are cancers on this planet. Such post shouldn't be encouraged on this site, terrible.

Because it is your fada that is providing shoprite meat for those that simply can't afford to buy every meal they eat
Stop forming best environmentalist ever liveth as if you do not know that not every one can
afford meat from supermarkets in Nigeria!
Maybe they should leave lizards alone and come chop you instead!

I love Max and her sense of humour

MrDandy:
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please be my bestfriend

tuscani:
He should not condem a married woman sleeping around.? Tufiakwa

Alennsar:
but op are you promoting infidelity?

i am against recklessness, that's all.

LastMumu:
I'm still trying to make sense of this thread.

how can you possibly make sense out of anything at all?

If there is on thing that I hate in this world, it is women who do not know how to be wise as snakes.

Imagine today I got a call from one of my babes who just gave birth in hospital last night. She was crying that her husband was about to leave her blah blah blah.

I was shocked as to why she would say something like that at a time there should be celebrating.

I asked if the child came out looking like the father because you know how these dark men marry light women because they do not want to end up with children that look like themselves.

I was surprised when she said no. So I asked again. Does the baby have the father's nose, because this man's nose is not of this world. Again she said no.

I was now getting impatient so I asked her so what was wrong if the baby did not have her father's genes. And she said the baby did have the father's genes.

I shouted because I thought this little girl's life was finished before it even began. I had to contain myself at some point because this was not the time to whipping over the baby's destiny.

What she said next shocked me even more. I almost fainted. She told me that the baby is half cast. At this point confusion knocked me hard.

See my babe is light and her husband is dark. So it did not make sense how the baby would be half cast. I had to ask her to explain herself.

It turns out she had an affair with one oyinbo man who spoiled her while her husband was busy sending half his salary back home in Nigeria.

I called her a harlot and cut the phone on her immediately because I could not believe she could be so reckless!

See ladies! If you are going to cheat on a dark skinned man. You do not go outside your race! Find one fine yellow paw paw that looks like he has just taken a bath 5minutes ago every time. If your man is already yellow just cheat with another yellow man.

You will not be able to explain to a yellow man how your child is dark when you are both light. If it is a dark man you will have nothing to worry about if you cheat with a yellow guy because he will be happy even if the child is clearly too light to be his!

The smart ones will take my advice! The foolish ones will not get away with murder! Hear me very well!

professorfal:
meanwhile, taking my morning walk..........

so you had the time to photoshop a Nigerian man into oyinbo but you do not have the time to make money for your future wife to spend? uncle respect yourself please!

alex81:


Don't go an look for work, be here looking for Nigerian man dat will kill himself cos he wants to marry.

its called marriage not slave trade.


Lazy woman.

if its not slave trade then why should your wife be pounding yam and handwashing your dirty smelly clothes?! Biko, park well!

I have always known Naija men to be wicked but today I notice just how evil they are! Haaaa, imagine my friend from Southern Africa got married this morning and I almost fainted when I saw the Lobola list (bride price) Everything added up to US$18,000 but the man negotiated down to US$14,000 which the family agreed to. I thought it was very stingy of him to do such but at least he paid something. There is a part the bride picks money for her sisters and bridesmaids and she picked up $100 each for 10people. I guess I will just use it for my nails tomorrow.

Imagine after this she will not have to pound yam or learn how to make egusi or igbono soup! Her chef will cook for her and her maid will use washing machine for her clothes while she is out doing real wifey duties, travelling the world and chopping her husband's money!

Anyway this is what really pained me sha! Imagine when one Negroian....Nigeriana...boy or whatever they call themselves is making noise above and beyond about paying ordinary N400,000 as bride price, while there are real men out there paying USD cash once off payment in this 2017 we are living in today! That same wicked Nigerian man that is crying over common N400,000 will shamefully paying N50,000 as bride price he will not even come with a dishwasher and washing machine sef! They are only clever when it comes to throwing dirty underwear for you to handwash! He will even have the audacity of getting ghana must go bag instead of a laundry basket! Mtchewwww!

I blame all these wicked, lazy Nigerian men who do not want to work hard for their wives like other men do! Ladies this is a warning o! Open your eyes and see! You will pound yam at 2am for 2goats bride price! If your aunties, sisters and cousins fell for it in this new millenium, don't fall into the same trap blindly! That should not be your portion! You have been warned!