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EventsRe: Mzznaki Tetteh And Prince Kodjo Wedding Pictures by vague: 7:30am On Jun 30, 2016
Mintayo:
The Lady should better work on her self, for the sake of her marriage. It's only a committed man, a discipline and a God fearing man to do what this guy did.
Most husbands of fat women are not always faithful.
Hml to them.
just like Teebillz and Maje Ayide abi? grin
CelebritiesRe: Kate Henshaw Dazzles In African Inspired Photoshoot by vague: 7:24am On Jun 30, 2016
Dinhodinho:
BEAUTIFUL ONES ARE NOT YET BORN
very true because this is what your sister looks like

FamilyRe: Long Marriage List Given To A Man Who Wants To Marry(photos) by vague: 7:11am On Jun 30, 2016
JAZES:
and if i may ask, whats your definition of a better person: money or personality?

Its a shame that we define a person today in naija by the size of his bank account, the society looks down on
you when u dont have money and worships the one who does forgetting that tomorrow the man who doesnt have today
may have tomorrow.
Most of the stories of great men we have today have next to nothing when they tie the knot. Am sure obama will never be able to
afford that list when he married his wife, imagine if a thing as ephemeral as what its in the list above made Obama walk away,
just imagine what Mitchell will be feeling today.
Please lets get our priority right, that a man doesnt have money in his bank account today or cant afford something today doesnt mean
he wont be able to tomorrow- lets stop defining God's best creation by pseudo things.
Are you not the same men that judge women by appearance? If she is ugly you disrespect her and if she is beautiful, you treat her like the next best thing to god. Why don't you like being scrutinized too? You consider her appearance first before her personality, so why shouldnt she consider your wallet first before your personality? Its not fair when the odds are not in your favour now is it?
FamilyRe: FOR REAL? Cat Transforms Into Young Girl In Ibadan (photos) by vague: 7:01am On Jun 30, 2016
Was the cat wearing a dress before it transformed into human? undecided
FamilyRe: I Just Saw My Uncle's Wife In A Guest House by vague: 6:56am On Jun 30, 2016
Jadonjack:
Things are really happning in this world of ours....

I'm not really close to this my uncles(my dad's younger brother) family but we do meet and chat occasionally.

I was about driving out of the guest house few hrs ago(was dere to see the manager) when I noticed a woman who look familiar walking hand in hand with a strange man into the guest house, I stylishly followed them and I saw clearly that the woman was the same woman I thought her to be( my uncles wife).

I approached the receptionist to asked about what I saw and I was told they were couple and that they come like that 2-3times a month.

I was amazed cos my uncle whom I attended his wedding isn't the one I saw in the guest house, also, he stays in Abeokuta not Lagos whr I saw the "couple".

To affirm what I saw, I called my mum to know the state of their marriage and she said they still lives in abeokuta that it seems the husband(my uncle) is on a business trip.

I left the guest house few minutes ago but I just can't stop thinking...

What the heck is wrong with ladies of nowadays?
What should I do with this information??
What will happen if this information is divulged?? What will happen if its not??
and so? Because you saw them hand in hand you are now thinking of breaking her marriage apart? undecided why didn't you have the guts to go ask her what she was doing there and who she was with? what if that was her brother or cousin? Women arent allowed to hold their brother or cousin again because they are now married? Nonsense! If it were your uncle with a strange woman, would you have suspected the worst or would you even have created this thread at all?
Too many people wasting MB creating nonsense threads. Men like you are the reason why the naija economy is bad. Instead of minding your own business and dealing with economic stagnation issues, your are busy playing FBI over another man's marriage! What is wrong with you sef? undecided
RomanceRe: This Is How Ladies Treat Guys On The Social Media by vague: 6:47am On Jun 30, 2016
slimthugchimee:
see this ugly thing oh.........25msgs indeed, you should be thankfull someone sent you a message...
and the guilty ones shall reveal themselves grin
FamilyRe: Why Do Nigerian Ladies Grow Out Of Shape When Married? by vague: 6:37am On Jun 30, 2016
FTbomb:
Your opinion is just as your moniker: vague.. undecided
Just as i thought! No excuse for you still being broke is there?
FamilyRe: Why Do Nigerian Ladies Grow Out Of Shape When Married? by vague: 2:01am On Jun 29, 2016
tomquest:
COULD YOU KINDLY STOP MENTIONING ME? If you can't stick to the topic, DO NOT mention my comments going forward.
i am sticking to the topic, what is the excuse for the lack of fatness of your wallet? Why are you scared to give a simple answer?
FamilyRe: Why Do Nigerian Ladies Grow Out Of Shape When Married? by vague: 1:36am On Jun 29, 2016
falconey:
excessive intake of calories from beer for those that drink ...........others from food their wives cook that has excess calories .

balance diet is essential to avoid the potbelly


my point is ours can be avoided but yours is almost inevitable
the way its inevitable for most Nigerian men to be rich?
FamilyRe: Why Do Nigerian Ladies Grow Out Of Shape When Married? by vague: 1:34am On Jun 29, 2016
Jacksonville:
Laziness. Most african women are just so lazy. All they do is get fat when dey get married... Wdf' happened to daily routine exercises?... You can't tell me u work ur arse 24hrs a day. C'mon!
Im sure your mama works all day, but why is she still fat? In fact you that works 9-5 a day and Davido who jumps from club to club and and ashawo to ashawo is still richer than you, what is your excuse?
FamilyRe: Why Do Nigerian Ladies Grow Out Of Shape When Married? by vague: 1:26am On Jun 29, 2016
Shym3xx:
Lol. I'm more in interested in feeding ya family - that's my priority and I want to do it for humanity. grin

The offer is still on the table. grin
when last did you buy £10 credit to call home, now that you want to start feeding families?
FamilyRe: Why Do Nigerian Ladies Grow Out Of Shape When Married? by vague: 1:24am On Jun 29, 2016
vicchi12:
Oh dear, God is merciful. We should pray for him.
amen! grin
FamilyRe: Why Do Nigerian Ladies Grow Out Of Shape When Married? by vague: 1:22am On Jun 29, 2016
vicchi12:
He sure does. That's why his broke arse needs some 'comic relief'
its the spare change that he goes around asking for at the subway that he now wants to give away for cleaning his thrift shop shoes. God is just watching him sad
FamilyRe: Why Do Nigerian Ladies Grow Out Of Shape When Married? by vague: 1:20am On Jun 29, 2016
tomquest:
I think at this juncture you have to watch it cause your tongue is getting really loose and insulting. I earlier thought we were having some mature discussion here. What are you quarreling and cursing me about?

When has a mere online debate become an avenue for personal attacks and insult?
i did not mean to insult you, sorry if you felt that way. So whats your excuse for not being rich?
FamilyRe: Why Do Nigerian Ladies Grow Out Of Shape When Married? by vague: 1:16am On Jun 29, 2016
Shym3xx:
I bet that was ya pops last option before his wretched arse got sent back naij and he never recovered from it. grin

Anyway, my offer is still on the table cos I'm a nice guy but he has to work for the loose change. grin
its month end, you may need all the change you can find to pay for your utilities wink
FamilyRe: Why Do Nigerian Ladies Grow Out Of Shape When Married? by vague: 1:06am On Jun 29, 2016
Shym3xx:
Lol. But I've never needed a visa in my life but I bet ya pops wasted the useful periods of his youth scrounging for visas, yet he never got any, alie?

So, I'm speaking from a position of privilege but you were sired by an unwanted scrounger. grin

Anyway, the offer is still on the table for ya pops. And he has to make sure his hands are clean cos I can't let a diseased heifer stain my shoes. grin
No visa? Really? So how was the boat ride over the Mediterranean?
FamilyRe: Why Do Nigerian Ladies Grow Out Of Shape When Married? by vague: 12:55am On Jun 29, 2016
Shym3xx:
Shut the fvck up, you puerile oaf. grin

Go to bed, it's past ya bed time. And when you wake up in the morning, tell ya wretched pops who's a failure in life and beyond that when next I'm in naij I might need him to clean my shoes from time to time. At least, with the loose change I'll give him - you won't have to go to bed hungry for a few months. grin
you better not leave UK how else will you go back when your vistor's visa expired 5yrs ago?
FamilyRe: Why Do Nigerian Ladies Grow Out Of Shape When Married? by vague: 12:52am On Jun 29, 2016
Alki:
Watin this one dey talk self undecided huh

U dey my account

Carry ur yansh go work ur big money jare angry

Our fake big boy NairaLander cheesy

Wait undecided I nor see ur name for people way sponsor Miss NairaLand ohh

Carry ur body go one side jare smiley
lazy man! No car! Lazy man! No house! Lazy man! Full of excuses! Lazy man with chinco phone! Lazy man! Full of excuses while his children's mates make money! You should be ashamed of yourself
FamilyRe: Why Do Nigerian Ladies Grow Out Of Shape When Married? by vague: 12:46am On Jun 29, 2016
Shym3xx:
Lmao @ being 40. I guess I still sound like an old soul in a young body, even when I'm clowning around. Thanks for the compliments. grin

Well, I might be "broke" compared to Davido but I can still feed ya whole family, including ya mum and pops without blinking an eye. So I'd rather be me than be in ya predicament. As for Davido, where I'm at academically right now, I doubt he'll ever be able to get there. But I can be richer than him in 6 months. Again, I'd rather be me than be Davido. grin
Anything born before 1986 is old cargo, so talk another thing.
What will you feed my family with when you are still paying rent?where will the money for food come from when you do not have the money for an ordinary house? Oh okay, how come your academics have not bought you a house or aston martin? Did you not go to school so you can get a job and buy a house and a car? Or will your academics take you to heaven before the second coming of christ?
Eeeeeh? You can be richer than him in 6months? But you have just decided not to because of?
FamilyRe: Why Do Nigerian Ladies Grow Out Of Shape When Married? by vague: 12:38am On Jun 29, 2016
iykedare:
Dont mind these lazy women. They are good at giving excuses for everything.

You see why some men cheat?
You mean the same way you have excuses for not being rich by 20 like Korede Bello? Whats your excuse? The government? The economy? Witches in your village? Or pure laziness?
FamilyRe: Why Do Nigerian Ladies Grow Out Of Shape When Married? by vague: 12:27am On Jun 29, 2016
Shym3xx:
Why won't they get when all they do is eat and sit on the phone gossiping all day? grin

Also, why do naij women always have protruding lower bellies below the abdomen? I think it's unique to only naij women.

That shyte is the most unattractive shyte ever. grin
Uncle you don reach 40 and you are still paying rent in someone else's house while someone old enough to be your son like Davido had a triple storey house before he even graduated. What is your excuse for reaching mid-life broke?
FamilyRe: Why Do Nigerian Ladies Grow Out Of Shape When Married? by vague: 12:23am On Jun 29, 2016
tomquest:
This your way of reasoning is very unhealthy and dangerous for your life. I'm just advising you. The spirit which led you to mention Wizkid should have reminded you of Linda Ikeji... Abi she no get vagina like you?
may the spirit that led you to mention Linda Ikeji remind you that Linda Ikeji is not married and you are talking about married women. She has no Nigerian man frustrating her life so why wont she look sexy?

What is your excuse when Davido was driving a GL wagon before he even got his Bachelor's degree? Your way of reasoning is very unproductive and very dangerous for any babe that is serious with her life. A shameless man like you will knock 30yrs and will still be calling oga landlord to extend the due date for rent. Get ordinary common sense and make money, you no go gree!
FamilyRe: Why Do Nigerian Ladies Grow Out Of Shape When Married? by vague: 11:15pm On Jun 28, 2016
iykedare:
Yeah,we need to see some of you get married to foreign men. Hope they will cope with your pu$$1 odour , cellulite and crazy stretch marks.

Bye and good luck.
thats where you came out of? im 100% your mother is a Nigerian woman grin
FamilyRe: Why Do Nigerian Ladies Grow Out Of Shape When Married? by vague: 11:14pm On Jun 28, 2016
iykedare:
Another lazy girl. So you need a fat account to be in shape ?

People like you deserve to be cheated on.
I guess this justfied brokes guys being cheated on as well.
FamilyRe: Why Do Nigerian Ladies Grow Out Of Shape When Married? by vague: 11:07pm On Jun 28, 2016
Alki:
Ladies should be d best to answer this

Laziness
I don't care attitude
yes the very same i do not care attitude you have towards your bank account. While a small boy like wizkid is driving ferrari and aston martin, you find a lazy 30yr old man, taking bus to work making noise about marriage! Its really irritating.

When the wife starts taking off her ring and hanging around Alhaji in hotel rooms they will scream "hoes ain't loyal" when its their laziness that pushed their wives into another man's arms.
FamilyRe: Why Do Nigerian Ladies Grow Out Of Shape When Married? by vague: 11:04pm On Jun 28, 2016
abike12:
Question for the poster, how are your female family members both young and old after marriage? To hate your kind is to hate yourself. Also, you don't see us complaining about your skinny banks accounts so please shift. If you have enough money, give your wife for lipo let me hear word.
aunty you better behave yourself angry
FamilyRe: Why Do Nigerian Ladies Grow Out Of Shape When Married? by vague: 11:02pm On Jun 28, 2016
liljboy:
all these are rigorous work, so why are they not burning fat?
why hasn't your mama also lost weight from all the rigorous work she does?
FamilyRe: Why Do Nigerian Ladies Grow Out Of Shape When Married? by vague: 11:00pm On Jun 28, 2016
sinaj:
Average Nigerian women don't keep nanny. They wake up by 5a.m, dress up d kids nd also leave for work.


They rush back hme after work, to get d kids nd also prepare dinner.
Some of them also work on saturdays.
Nd d routine continues.

Instead of u to appreciate them, u here complaining abt their weight gain.


Pregnancy also change their body too, nd contribute to d weight gain.




The posters above calling women lazy might be typing with their pot belly resting on their laps undecided


Now Mr op, can u also explain why some men gain weight nd pot belly after marriagehuh
my friend shut up! Don't you know that Toke's husband, Tiwa's husband and Annie's husband cheated because their women got too fat? grin
FamilyRe: Why Do Nigerian Ladies Grow Out Of Shape When Married? by vague: 10:52pm On Jun 28, 2016
tomquest:
I met some former colleagues of mine whom I'd seen about 6 years ago. Believe me, while I was able to recognize all the guys, it was a Herculean task identifying all the ladies, most of whom I knew to be slim/trim/curvy and unmarried then. Almost all of these once-slim ladies are now looking big and fat and absolutely less plummy than they used to be.

Why is it hard for MANY married ladies to stay trim and sexy? Is marriage a "breakthrough from hunger" or what? And why do they express shock when their husbands go after trim and shapely ladies outside? Is it that they didn't know that men are typically motivated by sensual sights?

I've seen a lot of ladies in their 30s who are so lazy to even take a 20 minutes walk in a week, at least just to exercise and burn some fat. Let's not even mention going to the gym. They drive or board okada all their lives. And when they eat, you'd ve amazed at the amount of calories they consume!

Are this category of ladies aware that the game is becoming dangerously tighter because "oga" is constantly inundated with young, trim, energetic and sexy girls on a daily basis; while his own wife keeps growing fat and out of shape and looking like his mother? Guys, do you like your wife looking like she's your mum?
the problem is getting married to a Nigerian guy, if they stop marrying Nigerian guys they will do just fine, if you think I am lying ask Ini Edo she lost weight and looked young after divorce.... Genevieve Nnaji free from Nigerian men and looking sexy... Kate Henshew looks 21 in her 40s. The breakthrough is in staying away from Nigerian man. Look at Damilola Adegbite, married to a ghana sexy man, she looks stunning. Nadia Buhari has been glowing since she left Jim Iyke for a hot oyinbo man. Linda Ikeja got rich from staying away from bad calories called Nigerian guys. Look at her slim, fit, rich and Nigerian guy free.

[size=18pt]LADIES IF YOU DO NOT WANT TO SPOIL YOURSELF DO NOT MARRY A NIGERIAN GUY[/size]
CrimeRe: Nigerian Pastor Jailed For 9 Years In UK by vague: 7:09pm On Jun 27, 2016
wonders shall never end
RomanceRe: I Have Had Enough And I Want To End It With My Fiance by vague: 7:07pm On Jun 27, 2016
Im sure guy number 2 is married as well undecided
CelebritiesRe: Checkout This Fierce Photo Of Toolz Oniru-demuren by vague: 7:02pm On Jun 27, 2016
no1madman:
Have u measured it?
grin

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