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ayusco85:
But seriously, to be honest this lady called toolz isn't sexy or shapy. She is fat and her body takes the outline of d Clothes she is wearing.

I will believe she is shapy and curvy when I see her naked. Not because I want to see her naked, just to confirm her figure.

While she may not be sexy for you she managed to marry a handsome, rich guy who is proud of her. Can the same be said about you? Does your opinion from your face me I slap you apartment really matter?

DuchessGloriana:
interesting topic n conversation *spreads mat*

contribute na

bitchcrafts:
@investing money and time... she be forex pmarket?

no aba market

He needs deliverance

ronald4lif:
Don't know. Perhaps, they wouldn't mind if their daughters bleach their skin just like his wife (their mother) did.

but they are naturally light women that give birth to dark children because the father is dark

ikbnice:
and we preach against polygamy here. Let someone get me a map, am going there to make money. Hope they accept foreigners sha?

not if you are dark, they do not mind a nice white guy

Gflat:
Color is nothing compared to marriage. Infact it has nothing to do with marriage

i did say its directed to dark skinned men that are only interested in light women, maybe you didnt read that part

ronald4lif:
I don't think people who marries light skinned women do so coz they want fair progenies neither do they actually care whether their kids are fair or swarthy complexioned. They just find fair skin ladies more 'appealing' to the eyes.

All thanks to sponsored media propaganda by foreign media which has succeeded in imbibing into the subconsciousness of the swarthy race that their skin complexion is better than ours. An absolutely false indoctrination.

if they find fair ladies appealing how will they be able to appreciate their dark skinned daughters?

I want to get the opinion of all dark skinned guys. If you invest your time and money in getting a light skinned woman but she ends up giving birth to dark skinned children who look like you, would you be disappointed? This is directed to dark skinned guys that are only interested in light skinned women. Please just make sensible contributions, no bashing.

To anyone that I have offended on this forum please forgive me. I know i enjoyed causing trouble and e-bullying but I have realised the psychological impact on my victims and even though NL is a faceless forum, a person could still be deeply hurt by my actions.

This includes MrCork, Airforce1, Coogar, prettydiva and Madcow1 and oh well the rest I forgot, but please just forgive me either way. Im repenting for my trolling way. May you find the heart to forgive me and forget all the hurtful things I might have said to you. God bless!

vizkiz:
baby, those aiint sunglasses, they are water-glasses. Lol mumu people

No wonder why the white men still think Africans are still living in caves

Its sad we still have Africans like you who still live in caves, who only believe that everything has to be approved of by white people in order for it to be correct. So black people are not allowed to funky pictures unless a white person has done it before?


Are you talking about these white people?

vizkiz:
These guys are attention seekers...Truth be told "most of the marriages shown off on social media does not exceed 5years" ask toke makinwa, tiwa salvage, funke akindele etc...

Jayz and Beyonce sef no show off their marriage like you silly ass Nigerian celebrities you know how long them Don dey now?

Toolz and this dude just took the attention seeking to the next level..


And please what the furck is "under da seaa" oh gaawwwwddd !!!!!!!!!!!!



waiting for their divorce to happen on snapchat. #nothating

are you ranting like this because you know that all you will be able to afford is traditional wedding under iroko tree? Prince Harry and Kate got married on everyone's tv screen all around the world, i hope you are anticipating for their divorce too yeye bitter ode!

bosschick2:
i think this will be d third marriage she's embarking on

while you are marriageless

SweetieConstie:
Fair and beautiful....

and you are black and pretty too

Take your phone to Olukun shrine, they will put it underwater for 3days, after that you will be able to carry your phone waka go Canada and use am

paypal

daveyjay:
This man bad, after he has explored her kpekus with full audacity, he abandoned her...choi

Sadly the only thing a Nigerian man can be proud of is putting his dick inside a vagina, apart from that he cannot really achieve anything. Perfect example, Nigeria, over-populated and under-developed.

freshvine:
This one she draft 20 million into the petition, is she angling for a payout? Women!

even if it was a man who had lost an endorsement deal would have claimed, why should a woman in the same position not sue? So that you can call her a good woman? Does the title "good woman" pay rent or NEPA?

Nutase:
If I was the guy I will win her in court without a lawyer. My defence will be simple.

Me: "My Lord I married this lady because I wanted my kids to be fair skinned. But after the union was consumatted I discovered my life ambition of having fair skinned kids turned to a mirage when I saw her baby pictures."
Judge: "What do you want now."
Me: "My lord I want to claim damages for the deceit, false hopes and emotional trauma she has put me through."
"Infact, I want the police to charge her for advanced enhanced looks fraud."

I rest my case.

if anything the court will award compensation to Toke for even associating herself with someone that looks like a burnt offering. The level of insecurity in dark skinned men is alarming. So you would marry someone who is light because you would not want your children to look like you? Dark skinned men are their own worst enemy

MadCow1:
Exactly..

thought as much

MadCow1:
We don't count sacrifices as children anymore..


Na people like you (native winches and wizards) na ehn dey make everytime I think of uploading my picture on Nairaland, I just go and light e-gbo and smoke..

you know very well if you upload you real picture, next thing you will go ghost mode like you fellow mate coogar. You wouldn't want that will you? Where else will you pretend to be a muscular guy in his late 20s with a legit job/business?

MadCow1:
You got me fair and square.

You forgot grey and balding, with 6 kids in the village from 6 different baby mamas..

are they really just 6 or you have used the rest for rituals?

MadCow1:
I didnt even know you were trying to be truthful..

im not being truthful about you being an morbidly obese, dark-skinned men well over 40yrs, who makes money using dubious means?

lestat:
Spiritual highway men everywhere in Nigeria . So sad! This dude is a fraud

In Africa if you are living comfortably, it can never be because of God or wisdom. Its always related to the devil or crime.

SLIDEwaxie:
Pastors are demi gods in naija!

Western celebrities get this kind of attention around the world all the time, does that make them demigods too?

SexyStrawberry:
My dear leave them to worry about their lives and their weight, I'm sure when they get to that ur diabetes bridge, they will surely cross it with love and without your help, stop drinking Panadol for them abeg.

Dont mind him, elder OJ MadCow is very fat himself. Its hilarious to see him give advice that he is not taking himself He doesn't have the "cow" part in his username for no reason

MadCow1:
Very Funny indeed..

Gastric bypass..

No be small self hating energy.

Did I lie?

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MadCow1:
Lol..

Morbidly Obese indeed..

Mynd (cos you are the only Nairalander i ha e met with regards to TEHN), I have never been Morbidly Obese for a day in my life and I am a lot fitter than the over 1 year plus since you met me.

Nice try though..

Lmao nice try! that is not the only person that has seen u on nairaland. This world is smaller than u can ever imagine, trust me

Of course you will claim to be fit since no one else knows what you really look like! Senior citizen like you, im sure you even lie that you are not up to 40 online Maybe lets attach a picture for nairaland to see how " fit" u really are! Even the McQuire Twins can claim to be "fit" online Congrats u now walk 10metres a day, uncle OJ take your own advice and lose 100kg! Come to think of it your case is special, it can only be ratified by gastric bypass surgery But judging from your size u may require excess skin removal afterwards

Jokes aside, if u really want to lose weight eat less and move around more. Leave the alcohol and processed food alone. Drink water and stay off palm oil. Turn that self-hating energy into boxing or cycling. You could watch My 600lb life or Fat Chance or Fat March for motivation You will thank me later

mrkayusfit:
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and then?