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dominique:
Nobody is watching time match ni? They don score us again o.

Now 2-1

pls I nid ur help....

MUMU so u bliv say because u wan commit suicide because of one rubbish babe, I go cum pity u..... Nonsense, wen babes yapa for everywhere na him I go kill myself cos of one puxxy, wen am nt mad..... OP if u die, u die b dat....

7 days fasting n prayer will solve ur case.....

This ur own kind of friendzoning, na only better prayer n deliverance dem fit use bring u out....

Na wa oo... am disappointed.... so no babe fit fall this OP hand n shout a thundering amen..... oh my God

use 2k of out the 13k to stake few sure games of 10odd... to mak 20k extra.... then u will av enof to change ur fone n buy sum wears.... lobatan, tank me later

obiZEAL:
Nobody understands this man anymore...

Yea, u r right.... Even he does nt understand himself.....

Lattop:
a friend mite even advice to leave d man so dat she can takeover d man


i pity

So true
That was how gf's female friend told her to leave me cos I don't care abt her, I don't love her.... My babe told me everything, I was jus smiling..... cos this was d same girl dat came visiting me at home n I almost gonk her...... if not for self control n d tort of hurting my gf.....

Sum gals been delaying chat replies like waec result

zomoears:
guy you killed it.

tanx boss

Arsenal fans be like --
Every fucking season was a hit, back to back from 2012 to 2013 to 2014 yet no EPL title.. Koni dafun iyalaya anybody...
Emirate ti take over...

**********
Chelsea fans be like.......
Egbon Arsenal, if u want the title.... You can Come and collect it.....

#leavetrashforlawma

yes, elope...... To somalia

fammo:
Why is the boy always looking dirty

Last I checked... they still live in the slum...

its nt because u want to help her.... its because u still av feelings for her.... and u beliv u r abt losing her forever if she gets married... lobatan
.... deny it mak amadioha burst ur balls

myfantasies:
U dey inside her pocket?

No worry ... no point trying to convince u..... good day

ronald4lif:
What she need is commendation not to be reproached. She did well for wanting to buy a gift for her man. Being broke is not a crime and for a student to dip 5k from her student allawee isn't easy.

We complain when ladies are parsimonious and when they become altruistic and thoughtful towards our concern we reproach them. Doesn't make sense, really.

Bros abeg shift.... Dats wot most of dem use to say..... Dats y d singlet n boxer gift no go end..... its acceptable for a gal to b broke wen she wants to get a gift for her guy buh its nt acceptable for a guy to b broke wen he wants to gt a gift for his babe..... abeg no cum do like woman wrapper for hia ooo

cruzita:
I know say na d food and drinks dey make dem come 3 tomes a week.as long as u dey entertain dem,dem no go stop.who no like free thing

On point jare... naxo one of my friend be... any small tin, he go don call me, valdes shey u dey Ouse.... if I jus tell am say I dey, na to dey cum.... I go flex Dis guy wella, later I jus code say na because of d flexing d guy dey cum my place den d next tym wey him cum, me n am siddon inside Ouse dey watch film till tym go, no food, no drinks... next tym he cum again, same tin, I gboju.. no food, no drinks, I do am like 4more tyms... now he don reach like 2mnths wey he call me last

myfantasies:
Bros d babe is cutting her coat according to her size

At least she wants to get him something, wat about some babes dat will be expecting dere bf to give dem gift on his own bday

It's d taught dat counts

Sis, shebi u knw say na new year we dey...... n my instincts tell me say she fit afford pass dat 5k.....

eleyi gidi gan oo.... I say this one is stronger.....

jus because u don't want dem to bash u for setting aside jus 5k for ur boo's gift..... u attached several excuses ranging from been a student, a lil broke to spending a lot of money during Xmas n new year celebration...... babe abeg try add more to that money n get d niccur sumtin nice..... na new year we dey ooo

na only HA HA HA HA I jus dey see....

OP na wa for u oo, hw u sef go run go fall for ur male friend.... kai, u cheap niyen ooo..... abegi no jus waste ur tym wit d guy.... once dat trust is broken, even welder no fit weld am bck

Movingcoil:
as in "CUM" tru?

Na u see am oooo, me no see am

Report... n at d end, ur sister will go back into the husband market to start searching for d man dat won't cheat.....

misspresident:
i also want that type of gift lol.

Send me ur real pix...... I can make ur wish cum true

Qualer:
i concurrrrrr!!!
in other news, you look like my future wifey

your future wife ke
Bros. . see wetin u wan use start new year... Fake dream

coolh3ad:
What i feel??.Hmmmm..Are you an ATM as in (Automated Teller Machine)

Bro.... u mean ( Automated Teller Mumu )

OP na 2016 we wan enter so... n he no go gud if u carry Dis mumu enter new year.... 19yr old, na him u luv..... Dos teens ain't loyal....

HateU2:
Stop using agbo jedi

Then u won't even enjoy it cos we will spill bfor 5mins. .

HateU2:
y u dey dig for long

kikikikiki.... *covers face*.... am shy.... na agbo Jedi cause am

HateU2:
kikikikiki Sm1 lyk me

So una b d same..... y una dey slip

kai... see as 3direct they waste.....