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I am a Bull dog... When i lick, my wife lays her hands on my head and prays for me from the buttom of her hrt while she moan in ecstacy ....

Emperor88:
You think this one go get sense so?

Lets be positive

Babe dey form busy anytime i chat her, she go come online, she no go msg me..
When i ask her why, she go drop xcuse... I no stress again, Naso i ghost her since last week, na xtady i notice say she don block me

Funny girl

Folake for the night


You go soon gt sense, give it time

I hope him don msg him family for cameroon...

dankorode:
u for go check on her one more time na broda tojubole

why u dey vex

Met a girl on Facebook... We became friends and she said she stays in lekki, wao big lekki girl... No ish

Luckily i got a job on the island, i decided to even check her out sef.. I closed frm work around 5pm and i told her i will like to check on her if i can come over, she said ok.. Gave me the address, naso i baff up oo... Got there and i called her, naso she come pick me oo... But she looks diff, like a little ugly, apparently makeup helped her beauty...

Oya mk we dey go ur ouse na, naso mama carry me trek oo till we enter one ghetto side.. Yeee na pako houses oo, those ouses built with wood, small small laidis in that ghetto area.. Boys gather dey smoke for one corner

Babes is this where u stay, haa.. I don enter one chance.. I sha stayed with her for some hrs, while we gist and she smokes cigarettes at intervals... Naso wahala start, i wan shit... Babe tell me say them no gt toilet oo, say them dey wake early momo go shit for somewhere.

I use that one bade her goodbye, till today i no find her go again...

Lekan1o1:
Hmmm how can she be dati g a 19 year old..
Onless the gap is close sha.

9 yrs diff... Shes was 28 then... And yes, it was consensual... Thats one of the reasons why i am attract to older women till this day

Sincerely i dnt bliv in this ejaculation during sleep causing setbacks talk cos oyinbo sef dey gt wet dreams and its normal to them...
And this cobwebs talk sef gt as he be..

Well sha, let me tell you wat anybody will any religious person will tell you , find a strong church for prayers...

But in my own humble opinion, i think most of this sturvs are mere coincidences but i might be wrong tho

OP is the perfect definition of a Confusionist

How guys see the red flags and still come out to ask for advice still baffles me...

And this one wan be future husband oo.. He cant take decisions even when its staring at him in the face.

Ode

Lekan1o1:
Hmm she is ashewo i guess

You wish but no.. She was my GF.. A co worker

This is rubbish
This piece got me so angry, i wish i can send boys to the OP to beat him up so badly

How can a man be this stu.Pid... Jeez and he wrote this trash without shame... You are a disgrace...

She slapped u, did all this things, you saw the handwriting yet still begging her to stay because her cu..nt was laced with gold i guess ... Haaa this kind man na waste oo

sty1es:
Her pussy might not be so tight and so you lasted longer. Or maybe you masturbate a lot.

Trust me bro, her pussy was tight cos its been long she had sex too... And funnily i dnt masturbate prior to that time... No be everybody the tin dey do

My first time was great and i didnt cum quickly like you. It was even on a Saturday with an older woman... I was 19.. Everybody gt wetin him like

mespusinglez:
that's mom for you...how about the disciplinary dad reaction coz na their reaction worst pass

Dude is late

Mumcy... Labi don gt belle oo

She started dancing , matter wey dey pain me as labi no gree do abortion

Before anybody fit advice you
Answer the million dollar question

Una don shag...!!??

That will direct us to the perfect answer

Slynation:
Lol...you know ladies naw, they will always come back to their senses when they realize they are missing something they are supposed to be getting from you...

She came to my crib apologizing with crocodile tears after I ignored her and her calls for almost a week, but ain't buying any of that, that word has kept on ringing in my head ever since, it automatically cleared whatever feelings I had for her...

;Dbadoo

Slynation:
Your story just took me down the memory lane...!! I had the same encounter, But in my case, after I saw the nonsense chat she normally had with other guys that ended my SIMPle lifestyle...!! The worst part of it all was that, I confronted her in the morning and babe boldly looked into my eyes and told me...

"(we ain't married, I'm not her husband, I'm not her father that will direct the way she live her life, I don't pay her salary, she owes me nothing, that it's her body and she's free to give whomever and however she wants)" I just looked up and whispered to myself "Na me Bleep up"

This was the same girl I was playing the role of a husband in her life...After critical thinking, I found out what she said in parenthesis was the unapologetical truth and nothing more...

OP, it's quite painful tho, but move on and never look back

Finish the story na.. How u take pursue her

Mu.MU
She wants to manipulate her way out, and u r allowing her... Thats how women do, manipulation is their only defense mechanism

Instead of you to move on, you there talking abt loving her.... Na men like u made the word #SIMP gain ground

Let me type my experience
You can say its a lie tho, i dnt care..

So 4yrs ago, while lying on bed with my GF of two years, she dropped the bombshell - - I AM PREGNANT... My heart stopped, then she followed it up with i aint doing an abortion.

I was like no wahala, lets see.... I went with her to introduce myself as the idiot who impregnated his daughter

Three mnth after she gave birth, she called me one day and said - - Lets do Marriage, or do u wanna keep me as a baby mama...

Haa marriage ke, with jus a little above 50k in my acct cos her delivery gulps all my funds due to the CS...

She said lets plan it... So she collected the 50k, went to the market to buy aso ebi (ankara) for a start, starting selling to friends and family.. The turn up was huge, the she added lace for women and Atiku for men...

At the end of it all, we av accumulated almost 800k coupled with some free money from families and friends too ... Unbelievable

Her father bought us a cow of lik 250k... Some family members gathered round for other sturvs... Trust yoruba people and party

At the end of it all, we spent over 1.3M, money that i dnt bliv i av... The night of the wedding, my acct was zero, i mean zero and i was on leave too coupled with a 36k debt..

Wahala

But 4yrs after with two kids, i can tell you it has being an amazing journey even tho there are few days i wish i didnt gt married.... (women frustration)

See as you write everything together lik drug baron, no paragraphs, notin notin... Are u related to abba kyari

abobote:
People like us wey marry full time house wife, how she wan get money buy you the gift nah

I tell u... Wifey siddon use style tell me wetin she want but she dey tell me say she no gt money since she has been at home all this while due to childbirth

Blablamalala:
If you have been a bad guy, believe me, you can never ever trust a woman again in your life. Because you would have been exposed to the dubious, cunning, pretentiousness of women especially the 'saint and innocent' ones who are so crafty. The lack of trust is as a result of what women do to get sex. It is the reality. Ladies you least expect will give you the surprise of your life. Only bad boys understand this that's why getting married could be so scary. My brother, women love sex alot only a few men who are bad boys know this. That's why I pity men who choose to be lazy husbands.

You are so on point but wetin man go do

Babaken:
my brother is not, unless you are these kind of guys that claim saint if you are a real G that play games you can never trust ladies.

True
Me and my guy were talking xtady, he said he is always angry with his wife cos he blivs she cheating .... Not lik he has a prove or any red flag but Its only his conscience judging him cos he is a game boy and have done several bad tins with people's babes

adetula148:
You are right. I just decided to be serious and ready for something serious. Didn't expect things go this way . I'm not dumb just wanted something serious and I was carried away with her being religious never knew she could act like this . But you are right because just because of her I let other women go seeing her as my everything but we learn everyday.

Move on bro and learn frm ur mistake

Leave ur job cos babe left you ...
You are a joker.....
Thats why as a guy, its cool to have multiple babes... In this era, if u depend on one gf, you are on ur own...
Always have it at the back of ur mind that u are not the only guy dating ur babe, it helps

We be upcoming

DaudaTheSexyGuy:
Married women toto dey sweet no be small

Trust me on this

You no lie baba

Some people are so uncultured
They borrow you gas, you dey use am cook ewa alagbado�