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Romance / Re: I Had My First Sex Yesterday, Now I'm Having Post-nut Clarity. by valdes00(m): 11:06am On Mar 11, 2022
Lekan1o1:


Wow shocked
Ok no wonder the hight played a big role too.
Lol to get hight na advantage oh u can even bang people 20 older than u and still order thme around..
Makes me remember one guy. Lol
Yea the height is a big advantage.... My wife is older than me but you wnt knw.. Shes small while i am taller grin grin

Maybe thats why i am attracted to older women sef...

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Romance / Re: She Hooked Him With Pregnancy And This Is What She Got In Return by valdes00(m): 5:55pm On Mar 09, 2022
Digmygold:


You are irresponsible not to have used #100 protection. If she say make you put hand inside fire you go put am? You sef no wan use condom. E dey sweet both of you. You are both to blame.
You can only get to me if you havent had sex raw bfor... Person wey hear u talk now go tink say u av always been on condom during sex... Mr man, shift go front

And for the records, irresponsible is me denying the pregnancy and allowing her be a baby mama but i didnt.. I accepted it, married her as my wife... Maybe u need to check ur dictionary again...

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Romance / Re: She Hooked Him With Pregnancy And This Is What She Got In Return by valdes00(m): 1:01pm On Mar 09, 2022
Buffalo2:
same happened to me. Me that I was till flenjuring grin
I tell u bro, it can pain
Sports / Re: FIFA Officially Kick Russia Out Of 2022 World Cup by valdes00(m): 10:21am On Mar 09, 2022
grin Hope Baba putin no go put am for their body woto woto on opening ceremony day.

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Romance / Re: Nysc Camp Is It True by valdes00(m): 10:19am On Mar 09, 2022
flockofpips:
haba man utd can still make top 4 na, and am chatting with her right now, breaking the news and pointing out the red flag, say I no dey do again.
Good for you bro...

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Romance / Re: Nysc Camp Is It True by valdes00(m): 9:55am On Mar 09, 2022
If you believe this her lie, you will also believe if they tell you that man utd will Make top 4 this season....

Even as we are on this case now, she might even be on a guy's di*k

Its funny how you saw all those red flags yet still acting ignorant of a known fact
Romance / Re: She Hooked Him With Pregnancy And This Is What She Got In Return by valdes00(m): 9:50am On Mar 09, 2022
sotall:


Which kain yeye talk be this?


If you didn't pour your seed into her, will she get pregnant?

How did she trick you? Did she steal your sperm?
You knw woh i mean, u jus wan show urself
Romance / Re: She Hooked Him With Pregnancy And This Is What She Got In Return by valdes00(m): 7:50am On Mar 09, 2022
grin you knw woh i mean
Palema007:
Please elucidate on this. cheesy

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Romance / Re: She Hooked Him With Pregnancy And This Is What She Got In Return by valdes00(m): 7:49am On Mar 09, 2022
oke2018:
I no blame you guys , na the ladies I blame wey go open yansh like fowl.
Na two of us dey enjoy am, dnt mk it look lik you guys are doing us a favour.... So u also blame urself for the guys u av been with abi

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Romance / Re: I Had My First Sex Yesterday, Now I'm Having Post-nut Clarity. by valdes00(m): 7:48am On Mar 09, 2022
grin grin
Romance / Re: I Had My First Sex Yesterday, Now I'm Having Post-nut Clarity. by valdes00(m): 7:46am On Mar 09, 2022
Lekan1o1:


shocked omo wait d babe get mind to tell u come her hoise with her bro there ? shocked nawao..

Are u stil with her now ?
Are you kidding me, na her ouse she disvirgined me sef.... On a Saturday, i cant forget.. We dey bang for her room while her mom dey parlour... Cos She stays in a three bedroom, her mom stays in one, while lik 2 of her siblings shares the last room... So i do go there at intervals, her mom lik me die. .. i was always welcome, i am sure her mom knws we r dating but since i am taller and shes nt up to me, she might think i am old at least
Romance / Re: She Hooked Him With Pregnancy And This Is What She Got In Return by valdes00(m): 10:09pm On Mar 08, 2022
oke2018:
Lie say na your absent mind you take do am, after everything you guys will still blame the ladies ,na wa for una.
Yes na.. Cos the lady is supposed to takia of it..
Some of this girls wnt even allow u use condoms, they lik it plain

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Romance / Re: She Hooked Him With Pregnancy And This Is What She Got In Return by valdes00(m): 9:56pm On Mar 08, 2022
oke2018:
Which ladies something both of you agreed to do , so what exactly were you expecting after the show .
We agreed to do indeed... And u go don knck tire without CD oo, i wonder why u never gt bellegrin

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Romance / Re: Lady Apologizes To All The Men She Has Slept With As She Reveals Her HIV Status by valdes00(m): 7:53pm On Mar 08, 2022
See her name sef AKuNa meaning ashawo
Romance / Re: She Hooked Him With Pregnancy And This Is What She Got In Return by valdes00(m): 7:48pm On Mar 08, 2022
I dont knw why ladies like this idea sef...
My wife also used this trick for me, if not that i liked her wella, i for wicked her ehn and turn her into a baby mama... grin grin

Cos we already spoken abt this, i never get money, wait... And same she go say no condoms, she can takia of herself

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Romance / Re: I Had My First Sex Yesterday, Now I'm Having Post-nut Clarity. by valdes00(m): 4:56pm On Mar 08, 2022
Lekan1o1:


Lol i dnt know if i should call it their norms bro..
but from my experience and stories i have heard..
They are all ikwaibom ladies involved

4years ago when i visited delta for 2 months
A lady approached me when i was coming out from a salon that she likes me she always see me around...omo i shock oh becoz on a norms im supposed to call this woman aunty oh. shocked
To cut the story short we echanhmged numbers na there i start to dey bleep her ni oh.
Bleeped her like 5 times before i left delta.
But not dating oh..she just wants that sex nothing more...Omo she was very sweet and submisive.

Also in those years 2go used to reign i met one akwaibo lady(married) who used to beg me to come and bleep her oh shocked despite knowing im very young ..See how this lady was beggin me online. but i told her i cnt come to abuja..then i was young and scared..so we used to hav phone intimacy and i dnt even k kw how its done...but she will tell me to be telling her nasty things.. ;Dtill she cum and later tell me thank u for making her feel like a womangrin
Omo i no understand that woman at all that time grin

Apart from my own experience i have also heard stories...
Them no dey too care abt age.
Asin If u look good and ur swag is on point.. u can bleep akwaibom lady who can even be ur mums age.
I also notice they prefer strangers asin men not from their region they easily fall for them...
I dont know if im wrong tho but thats my obsevation
You be don oo... grin
And u r right, they are very submissive
If you see hw this babr worship me lik a god ehn and shes older than me far far.. The day i went to her ouse, i saw their last born, omo fear catch me.. For outside na bros i go call d guy grin...

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Romance / Re: Please Advise by valdes00(m): 11:43am On Mar 08, 2022
I am sure the OP is short
You want him to kneel so you can slap him abi

With the way girls slap guys this days after they propose, ur guys action is understandable
Romance / Re: I Had My First Sex Yesterday, Now I'm Having Post-nut Clarity. by valdes00(m): 6:52am On Mar 08, 2022
Lekan1o1:


Nawaoo shez one of a kind oh
Be like say na akwaibom lady becoz i noticed na dem no dey too care abt age like that as long as u are good looking or dresses well.

Remeber one guy that visited his friend(my neighbour) for the first time oh..
This guy took took one hairdresser in my street older than him upstairs and bleeped her for hours. I just dey my room dey hear moans grin grin grin
Asin the lady was far older than him oh.. when them finish i just quickly come oit to see who diz guy dey malhandle like and behold is this hairdresser.. cheesy she saw me shame wan kill am grin

Shez from akwaibom
Hahahha you are right bro.. Shes from akwa ibom... Wao i am shocked, wait is it there norms
Celebrities / Re: Pictures Of Eniola Badmus At Davido's Show At The O2 Arena In London by valdes00(m): 1:21pm On Mar 07, 2022
Mogajunior:
Nothing special about it. Just try and make money and you will find lots of places and ways to enjoy life.
You are right sha
Celebrities / Re: Pictures Of Eniola Badmus At Davido's Show At The O2 Arena In London by valdes00(m): 5:37am On Mar 07, 2022
I for like enter 02 Arena some day tho
Jus to get that feeling... It is well

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Career / Re: Wife's Phone Searched & All Contacts Deleted By Her Boss, Can I Sue Or Not? by valdes00(m): 7:10pm On Mar 06, 2022
maasoap:


Like you didn't read where he said HM called some of her contacts. If that is not evidence, I wonder what it is?
Oh thats what you will tell the judge abi... Its his word against HM's.... Court deals with evidence
Career / Re: Wife's Phone Searched & All Contacts Deleted By Her Boss, Can I Sue Or Not? by valdes00(m): 5:01pm On Mar 06, 2022
You av no evidence that the HM went tru the fone so i will suggest u let it go... Abeg comot eye for the matter and move on cos na like this russia vs Ukraine war take start when one of them no wan comot eye for wetin no dey necessary

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Business / Re: Those That Don't Have Hustling Spirit How Una Day Take Survive For 9ja by valdes00(m): 2:30pm On Mar 05, 2022
advanceDNA:


Everybody has hustling spirit..some people are just contended with little hence, are not aggressive or engaging in get quick syndrome.

Pepper sellers na hustlers
Fish sellers na hustlers
pOS operators na hustling
Bank worker seff wey dey go work for 7am dey come back 7pm na hustler

We are all hustlers
On point..
Na contentment na him matter.. Everybody na hustler one way or the other

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Romance / Re: Why Is Ghosting So Hurtful? by valdes00(m): 1:51pm On Mar 03, 2022
Bayoibee:



E pepper am for body na why�
You knw women like make guy dey pursue them mak them dey use u do shakara, the day u gt sense free her, e go pain her pass wetin u no xpect

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Romance / Re: Is He Any Different From A Dog? by valdes00(m): 12:41pm On Mar 03, 2022
I am a Bull dog... When i lick, my wife lays her hands on my head and prays for me from the buttom of her hrt while she moan in ecstacy grin....

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Romance / Re: I Dont Understand My Girlfriend by valdes00(m): 3:28am On Mar 03, 2022
Emperor88:

You think this one go get sense so?
Lets be positive grin

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Romance / Re: Why Is Ghosting So Hurtful? by valdes00(m): 1:45pm On Mar 02, 2022
Babe dey form busy anytime i chat her, she go come online, she no go msg me..
When i ask her why, she go drop xcuse... I no stress again, Naso i ghost her since last week, na xtady i notice say she don block me grin

Funny girl

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Romance / Re: I Dont Understand My Girlfriend by valdes00(m): 10:15am On Mar 02, 2022
Folake for the night
wink

You go soon gt sense, give it time

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