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Business / Re: I Have Issues Saving Money. Please Help by valdes00(m): 1:52pm On Jan 03
brain54:
You also have a problem with bank savings...?
I think so
Cos he might be pushed to rob the bank anytime he is broke

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Politics / Re: Lagos To Begin Lekki Airport In 2024 by valdes00(m): 6:51am On Jan 02
Cash out time for some top govt officials
Even sportybet will be jealous grin
Health / Re: 19-yr-old Dies Of Drug Overdose During Intercourse With A Lady In Delta (photos) by valdes00(m): 3:46pm On Dec 07, 2023
I have never used any drugs for sex before and I will never.... If I drop after one minute, manage am laidat... I am more scared of my hrt stoping during sex than the mocking of a lady cos I cum after some few thrusts....

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Romance / Re: His Girlfriend Says She'd Rather End The Relationship Than Leave Her Male Bestie by valdes00(m): 3:43pm On Jul 23, 2023
potland:
was she gøod in bed and MouthAction?
Trust me, she was da bomb... I stil think about our sexcapades till now... She got preg along the line and that's how our friendship turned sour
Romance / Re: His Girlfriend Says She'd Rather End The Relationship Than Leave Her Male Bestie by valdes00(m): 7:51am On Jul 22, 2023
Make she dey play... grin
I fxcked my bestie for yrs before she got married.. and I knw her boyfriends Wella....
When she got married, I decided to stay off her myself ..

Since then, any babe wey talk abt male bestie, na bombastic side eye I dey give her

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Romance / Re: Quick Ejaculation Is Ruining My Relationships! Please Help by valdes00(m): 3:59pm On Jun 24, 2023
Ehismarkninetee:


That is true, I no longer have that drive to even go more than one round. After that first round, na to sleep o. But I don’t usually feel good about it, because I know I didn’t satisfy her at all
Dnt kill urself trying to satisfy a woman...
Focus on making urself better financially
Romance / Re: Quick Ejaculation Is Ruining My Relationships! Please Help by valdes00(m): 3:16pm On Jun 24, 2023
I can tell you for free that as we grow older, we realize that Life is So hard and this revelation alone affects our performances as a man....

Stress and overthinking majorly plays a huge role in it...

Shebi u still dey get erection, some dnt even get the erection sef...

For me, I am still good but I no fancy sex again, after one round, it's alright.... Bills dey choke front, back and center cheesy

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Romance / Re: What’s The Most Difficult Situation You’ve Ever Scaled Through by valdes00(m): 12:07am On Jun 03, 2023
Dshocker:


Then you are also a thief naaaa, you partook in illicit funds and you are here telling us otherwise.
You be mumu..... Big one
Learn to read and understand, no be everytime you go dey embarrassed urself

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Romance / Re: What’s The Most Difficult Situation You’ve Ever Scaled Through by valdes00(m): 7:06pm On May 29, 2023
bigpicture001:


best Advice from.my Dad..when u become a man, just like u save for rent , every week or day or month, depends on ur type of income, save aside some money for case( lawyer) it will do u alot of good in the long run...

when u dont hv that financial insurance to get a goid lawyer, u take alot of shit from ppl,babks, police, neighbors colleagues etc...

just keep money for case..if you had done that, u would hv scaled through easily..nd dont b too Godly, problems must surface one way or the other
You are right but you knw how this economy is and besides I jus finished doing my baby's first yr birthday then... Money don go down... But thank God I av good friends and family that came tru

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Romance / Re: What’s The Most Difficult Situation You’ve Ever Scaled Through by valdes00(m): 5:39pm On May 29, 2023
plenitude:

I fault the system for making you spend so much money even when you’re innocent.
The system is so corrupt bro
Pray make you no enter police case, there is nothing like innocence oo.... It's all abt money

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Romance / Re: What’s The Most Difficult Situation You’ve Ever Scaled Through by valdes00(m): 3:45pm On May 29, 2023
plenitude:

So sad 😞
Very sad... It's all past now tho, I av moved over it... I even had to cut ties with the dude even tho he begged and begged me
Romance / Re: What’s The Most Difficult Situation You’ve Ever Scaled Through by valdes00(m): 12:26pm On May 29, 2023
Getting arrested by the Nigerian police cos my friend defrauded the company he manages.. They went Tru his chat and saw some transactions btw us, and I was told to pay back the money. They said I am an accomplice, issue wey I no even knw anytin abt. I had to pay over 300k in a day to get myself out of that mess... And funnily, I had less that 20k in my acct that morning... But bfor night fall, I got over 300k frm friends and family jus to get a lawyer and settle the issue bfor they transfer me to headquarters....

And to think they caught the guy and he even told them I am nt aware of what he did. But they insisted that we transacted business so I be accomplice, if you don't av connection in Nigeria, u go suffer for police hand

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Romance / Re: She Lied Her Husband Is Dead I Discovered And She Confess Wat Should I Do? by valdes00(m): 1:33pm On May 26, 2023
Always resist the urge to Shalaye
Romance / Re: How Do You Handle Relationship With A Girl Below 22 by valdes00(m): 7:06am On May 04, 2023
JustPowerApps:


I mistakenly dated one, the relationship lasted 7 days. The drama was too petty.

Girls below 24 should be avoided at all cost, they bring nothing but stupidity to the table.
Nobody could av said it better
Nothing but stupidity
The one I dated back then, I almost wan run mad... Everyday na different lectures of this is bad, this is good... Dnt do this, do that one... Abegi

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Romance / Re: How Do You Handle Relationship With A Girl Below 22 by valdes00(m): 7:05am On May 04, 2023
Banbulu:
The drama too much, I don egnore tire, please I need a couche hu have experience should tell me he managed it
If you no get self control, you go dey beat her every week... 22 downward no be for s3rious relationship cos they are so fucking annoying... They will always act their age and you see them with different guys all in the name of my friends... Trust me I dey tell you with experience.. jus like someone said above, they are still in their hoeing stage, very hard to tame. Whatever you think is bad, to them it's normal. They post different guys and call it cruise... Abeg e plenty, big headache if you ask me

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Romance / Re: Is It Proper To Ask A Girl You Want To Marry If She Committed Abortion Before? by valdes00(m): 10:47am On Apr 17, 2023
It's a good question but what's the use when we both knw she wnt be open with the truth....
She knws the relationship ends if she tells you she once did an abortion so she will rather lie Abt it....

If you knw u r serious Abt marrying her, jus try to impregnate her first bfor marriage... Rather than getting married and waiting on the lord

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Business / Re: CBN To Grab Unclaimed Funds In Banks, Dormant Account Balances by valdes00(m): 7:47pm On Apr 13, 2023
TheBTCinvestor:


Bro na prayer I pray for you...Just say Amen
Na question I ask you .. jus answer
Business / Re: CBN To Grab Unclaimed Funds In Banks, Dormant Account Balances by valdes00(m): 4:47pm On Apr 13, 2023
TheBTCinvestor:


May God deliver u from poverty. Amen
Hope you sha don eat today... No go be Elon must on NL make u dey suffer for real life
Business / Re: CBN To Grab Unclaimed Funds In Banks, Dormant Account Balances by valdes00(m): 3:31pm On Apr 13, 2023
This people and stylish robbery .
Make nobody touch the 250 wey dey my keystone cos it's been 2yrs I last used the acct but I dey check d balance
Else we go pack ourselves go court

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Romance / Re: She Hides Me From Her Neighbour Please I Need Advice by valdes00(m): 1:24pm On Apr 06, 2023
Na Person wey woman never show shege go dey doubt their capabilities....
Woman wey go Bleep u up and still manipulate you to be the villain...
Mr Man, you knw the truth urself but you find it hard to bliv.... You still waiting for someone to tell you that she's fucking the man coded.
Dnt bother taking her serious again, dnt bother wasting ur time. Na you and the pastor dey bang her, factos

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Health / Re: My Girlfriend Is Pregnant by valdes00(m): 1:19pm On Apr 04, 2023
Why you go dull till e turn belle...
I for advise you on what to giv her but if matter go south, make them no come arrest me so just let the pregnancy be

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Romance / Re: Guys Pls Help Out----should I Forgive Her For Cheating On Me? by valdes00(m): 8:10am On Apr 04, 2023
The way some guys dey mumu for girls matter dey always surprise me
And na this ones wan be future father, how you wan take make crucial family decisions if you can't even decide on this...

Any small thing, una don come social media to ask. But for ur friends side nw, u go dey form van dam... Dey play oo, pls forgive her and come bck to create another post with another username to ask us if you should forgive her again

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Romance / Re: Setting Up A lady After Marriage. by valdes00(m): 9:18pm On Apr 02, 2023
Sponsor her education and count it as ur loss
It doesn't always end well anytime a guy sponsors a girl's schooling....
It's more like shooting urself on the foot

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Romance / Re: The Girl I Love Just Broke My Heart In Such A Despicable Way(pictures) by valdes00(m): 7:47am On Apr 01, 2023
falcon01:
what's wrong with Simpsons?

Ohhhhh I see what you did there 😁
How come it took u so long to see it grin
Romance / Re: The Girl I Love Just Broke My Heart In Such A Despicable Way(pictures) by valdes00(m): 10:05pm On Mar 30, 2023
I sure say when this OP small, him favorite carton na THE SIMPSONS grin

Mumu still dey ask if him OGA yaff left, make him come take over second round....

See jus leave relationship and focus on your school cos you obviously are too gullible to be in a relationship.....

So na until u see d guy dicckk inside her puzzey bfor you knw wetin u go do... Ode

The moment she tagged him as her friend, it's gone

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Romance / Re: It's Over Between Us (II) by valdes00(m): 11:48pm On Mar 17, 2023
If this OP do mistake accept this girl bck.... He wnt knw what hits him, jus stand on ur breakup else you will regret ever knowing a woman...

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Romance / Re: She Keeps Telling Me Her Son Is Not Mine, But Still Make Me Spend On Him by valdes00(m): 7:16pm On Feb 18, 2023
People like this OP, na police frm Anambra them suppose use arrest am cos na their torture fit give am sense again....

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Romance / Re: My Ex Wants To Come Back by valdes00(m): 8:07am On Feb 11, 2023
I no understand how some guys dey reason when e reach woman matter.....

No need advicing you, you knw wat u want

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Phones / Re: Samsung S22 Ultra Screen Repair by valdes00(m): 7:37am On Nov 20, 2022
fixitbyjal:


18 medical road ikeja
How much should I come with
Phones / Re: Samsung S22 Ultra Screen Repair by valdes00(m): 9:56pm On Nov 19, 2022
fixitbyjal:


Boss once you’re ready it will be made available to you

Our location is computer village ikeja
And how much should I come with
Phones / Re: Samsung S22 Ultra Screen Repair by valdes00(m): 9:55pm On Nov 19, 2022
fixitbyjal:


Boss once you’re ready it will be made available to you

Our location is computer village ikeja
Drop address then
Phones / Re: Samsung S22 Ultra Screen Repair by valdes00(m): 7:27pm On Nov 17, 2022
fixitbyjal:


We are experts in fixing Samsung certified screens
Location is computer village ikeja
Shey una get Samsung S22 ultra screen
That's d koko... Cos someone Said it's nt available yet

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