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vislabraye:
That one na insult oh... How dem want them to share the gifts?

ONE ONE DE-RICA of rice for each household will do d trick.... Goat wil b killed n cut into 10 10naira own... Each household will pick 2 2 each

veegirl:
Lol. Agreed.....some girls are wicked. But what to do na? The deed has been done

Abi nah, d deed has been done already sha.... Na d OP no wise-up... Mak him jes 4get

veegirl:
Lol....you better start rolling differently o

Dnt u knw he has been tagged a MAGA lik dat ni... Sum girls r wicked

veegirl:
So na until he enter there b4 he go fit give am money. See ya mentality?

If to say him enter dere, him for fit forfeit d money na.... Dats hw we roll

veegirl:
Lol. Broke ass. So of all d things she did to u, its d money u gave her that pains u most. Very funny dude.
Poverty is really a thing of d mind.

Y d money no go pain am, d guy neva even bleep d babe sef... Its wot yoruba call ashedanu

tpia2005:
Didn't read the story but you've summarized it in a nutshell.

Tanx

Its obvious, u r nt doing sumtin right

So true.... Cos my EX is nw ugly n so unkept, I ask her woh d prob is, she said she's so stressed.... She has been tinkin bout me ever sinx I left her.... OGA move on jare

Japhet04:
u better not change your mind and later marry this guy, or else he will bang you like #krazy

Bro... Tanx for makin my day wit dis comment.... Lolzzz so damn funny n its d fact... I remembered a thread I read last tym bout a girl complaining dat her husby wana kill her wit sex...

Its nt a bad idea.... Av dated 3 girls in my workplace already, aimin 4 d fourth one..... Hav been on d headlines on dis occasions, diff talks bout me bouh I dnt giv a bleep....

OP no mind dem oooo, if u rush go kick penalty, u go miss am oo.... Tak a deep breath lik CR7, move back wella lik messi, bend sideways lik hazard, look straight @ goal lik suarez, dem tak a good shot lik Gerard... I tell u, even if na manuel neuer dey dere, u go score... I hop u grab

kendrick9:
isn't this child abuse?

Of cos, it is... Do u knw of any NGO dat can help?

I will wake up frm my dream

LOLLLLLLZZZZZZ...... HEHEHEHE......LMAOOOOOO
Op dey happy because babe giv am kiss n hug.... Na wa ooo, if she cum giv u bleep nko, u for no fit sleep..... Abeg try anoda bus-stop jare, I no knw y u wan die untop of her matter.. U be WIZKID

Can't 4get dat day... She came visitin me 4 d first tym..... I cum after 5 thrusts, n JT refuse 2 rise again so I can correct my mistake...... So embarassing, cos I bragged a lot durin our chats.... I felt lik disappearing......

menix:
Broda help mii ask oo..

No mind al dis girls, naxo dem go use style style ruin person finish.... Boys don learn their lessons, so we aint smiling no more..... No tym abeg

OP... Bleepin babe wey dey sleep wit drug no dey swt, y u wan drug d babe.... U for try use guy scope na, if u go drug d babe n u bleep am finish n she no wake, no cum open thread on how to burial sum1 witout nobody seeing u

MhizVee:
oga ade 2 weeks is too early

Buh 2wks is nt too early for d babe to start demandin or collectin stuffs frm d guy abi....

The guy na correct bobo jare..... All dem hypocrites here sayin sex is nt luv..... Babe go dey drain ur pocket, u go dey form mr nice guy..... Nt all relationship will lead to marriage, so y date a babe 4 many yrs witout sex n u guys later break-up....after u don spend on am lik madt...
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Quote me and GO TO HELL

whilly:
I haven't seen housekeeper, waitress bar man and gym trainer

I av a barman.... He wil send his resume 2 d company's mail

whilly:
My mail or the company email

D company I mean....

whilly:
very soon

Av sent my CV to ur mail.... Wil b xpectin a reply hopefully....

M an xperienced waiter... Wen is d application closin...

because say him papa dem gt money, him wan marry @ 23... Lolzz me gan wey b 24 sef stil dey luk 2wards nxt 4-5yrs..... Him tink say marriage na moi-moi... Babe, jes follow ur hrt cos no mata d advice u receive here, no b dem go follow u carry d cross.... Use ur hand do urself

Sum guys lik to dey do lik pikin... Person call u ex in front of anoda guy, u cum open thread dey ask wetin u go do.... Iranu loju kpakpa...... He gt sum kind question wey person no supose dey ask, ur common sense go don tel u d fact....

Buh on a cwious note, I bliv buhari will win dis election if its free n fair..... M certain PDP wnt fold dere arms n allow a free n fair election.... Wetin concern me, anybody wey lik mak he win, na dere problem.... I wnt even vote on date day cos dey r al d same

I don kuku tel my gf, if u knw say u no fit do witout nanny wen u marry me, beta no marry me oooo.... Jus shift go front....

I dnt even wait for her to ask me 4 transport fare.... I jus giv her my wallet n let her use her hand do herself...... She's n understandin type, she doesn't go pass d T-fare

StephenJoseph:
THE LISTENERS...These set of people listen to all conversation in the bus but won't comment on any. They get entertain by people's talk. Some might pretend they were not part of the crew, bt dat one na wash. Dem dey hear una talk join ni.

Lolz... True bro

10 sets of people you will meet in public transport
while traveling
1. The sleepers: These set of people sleep practically
all the journey. Some even go to the extent of
snoring.
2. The talkatives: The talkatives raise discussions on
different issues. They can talk for hours
uninterrupted.
3. The music freaks. These ones plug in their ear-
piece as soon as the journey begins. They listen to
music non-
stop until they alight from the vehicle.
4. The gluttons: The gluttons buy food and drinks at
the slightest opportunity. Some can even eat all
through the journey. They buy fruits, walnuts, drinks,
chips, gala e.t.c
5. The cautioners: These set of people always
caution the driver
whenever he is over-speeding.
They keep saying “life has no duplicate”
6. The fat
(mostly ladies): They occupy virtually all the
space on the seat. They are so annoying. They can
even squeeze life out of you. You can only curse
them silently!
7. The thieves: The thieves steal from unsuspecting
passengers. They steal money and phones. These
set
of people are the most dangerous on the bus
8. The preachers/Prayer warriors: They lead prayers
immediately the journey begins. They also preach
and share tracts.
9. The Gentle: The gentle sits all by himself
through
out the journey. He simply decides to ignore
everyone
in the vehicle. He might not utter a word all
through.
10. Quarellsome : this are the people that makes
unusual jokes and when people respond they got
angry and want to fight. be sincere where do u
belong??
You can add urs... Keep the fun rolling