Supermajor: Guys d list is now on their website oo just go an check urs at atbu.edu.ng

Undergraduate Admission Guidelines for 2012/2013 Academic Session
The Admission Schedule/Datelinesfor Successfully Admitted Candidates are as Follows:
a) Screening Exercise
All candidates should come to Abubakar Tafawa Balewa University, Bauchi, Yelwa Campus for Post-JAMB Screening on:
Monday, 3rd December, 2012 withthe original copies of their documents (please see below for details).
b) Requirements For Screening
i) JAMB Slip (UTME Results and D/E E-Registration Form)
ii) All Original Academic Credentials ('A' and 'O' Level results respectively) and a photocopy of each.
iii) Local Government Indigene Certificate
iv) Birth Certificate/Declaration of age
v) Four (4) recent passport photographs
vi) One file jacket
c) Download of Admission Letter and Screening Forms
On arrival, candidates should purchase PIN slip at the cost of two thousand naira only ( N 2,000:00) at FCMB (former FinBank), Yelwa Campus, Bauchi. The PIN slip will enable candidatesto gain access on the ATBU Website (wwww.atbu.edu.ng/portal) to download the following:
i) ATBU Admission Letter
ii) Screening Forms
Screening
After downloading the document in (c) above, candidates should report to their respective Schools, all in Yelwa Campus for Screening

Novice1: This is a chauvinistic thread. Mod pls close it.

And, by the way, I am a man.

then the womens' thread that made front page must be a feministic one. It is this kind of guys that allow their wife to control them. Or are you g.ay?

Roger,Roger part 37-7-7-7-7-7. . . . . .can't wait! !

This joke is outdated.

Are you kidding me?

larride: What about UNIOSUN

The researcher we sent to that university is currently undergoing treatment for Syphilis, Herpies, Gonorrhea to mention but a few.(that is what happens when you go extra miles to carry out your research!!)
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@O.M.E
Do i need to answer that

That cannot be the reason he killed himself, if he is of sound mind.

Me i will take her to Dubai sef!

^ na chop nyash chop nyash

Lagusta: I don't agree with the UNILORIN part.... They are so dull....

In fact, 99.999% of them can't pronounce "have" they pronounce it as "haff"

And they are so cheap, buy fanta and biscuit for them and they are all yours....

i laff in spanish!!
U know before research theories are approved in 9ja they have to pass through
*SCIENTIST ASSOCIATION OF NIGERIA
*NIGERIAN UNION OF JOURNALIST
*ASUU
*INEC
*PHCN
*ICPC
TO MENTION BUT A FEW.
So before it is processed and approved, some get outdated. U understand now!

* 90% of UNILAG chicks has aborted a minimum
of5times before their final year. * Only 20% of
Nwafor Orizu College of edu. girls have actually
seen an aeroplane. * 60% of UNN chicks can open
their legs for you if you offer themokpa and coke.*
82% of IMSU chicks doesnt wear panties
* 77% of Fed. Poly Oko chicks have never seen a BB
before.
* 96 of ESUT babes wear one pantfor one week.
* 88% of IMT chicks has yam legs.
* All the chicks in covenant university hide their
phones inside their panties to avoid detention.*
79% of DELSU chicks have orgasms as soon as they
hear gun shots.
* 98% of UNIZIK chicks have hair in their chests
and Nipples.
* 80% of UNIPORT chicks carry their panties in their
handbag cos they dont know where whey will
spend the night. * 90% of FUTO chicks looklike
Weird MC
* 71% of ABSU chicks wearsecond hand panties.
* 67% of UNIJOS babes howl like witches during
sex.
* 90% of EBSU chicks wear pant for one week.
* 74% of UNIILORIN chicks guzzle sperm like cold
beer.
* 80% of ANSU chicks doesnt sleep in their hostels
during weekends.
* No UNICAL female student is a virgin.
* 70% of UNIBEN chicks live with their schøol
boyfriends.
* Its like the gates of HADES has just been flooded
open when abt 66% of UNIABUJA chicks open their
legs.....
This research actually took me and my team 2 leap years to arrive at this conclusion. Thank you.

WTF IS 400K TO NAETO C?

Dedicated to Goldie ryt? Then only her should download it na.

I will very much like to apply. Expect my email soon. I would also be grateful if you can provide us with the websites for these universities. Thank you!

Who won the porpoted 500 grand? Surely that is a medium for twitter to get more revenue. Abi them join mouth plan am?

^^^When we meet there during registration then we can arrange. Meanwhile lets wait for Natty313's take on this.

natty313: Accommodation things on my mind, pls if dia is any vacancy let me knw......08056934725.

Me am thinking of 2 or 3 other people joining me to make 3 or 4, so that we can collectively pay for a room in the hostel instead of being crammed together with about 6 to 8 people under normal circumstances. And i would like us to be if not the same department then the same faculty , you likely fit the bill.

Supermajor:
do u have any idea hw much every tin will cost including schoolfee, registration fee, accormodation e.t.c?

Hostel accomodation is N60,000 per room which will be divided among the prospective dwellers. As for off-campus its N20,000 and above.
For registration, i have yet to find out!!. But since for Remedial studies it is N42,000, then you should know what to expect for Year 1. Besides the schedule of fees will be announced sometime before registration. So buckle up your pocket as well!

natty313: Thank God......ATBU gave me admission to study Estate Management, direct-entry.

Cöngratz!
Me i was given Building.
The admission lists(1st and 2nd Lists) are out but not available online. You can only access it on the school's notice board.
The date for screening will be announced shortly.
After that, then registration which i am thinking will be online.
Resumption will be 2nd January. So to all those that got admission lets start packing our bags!!

Wishing you more years ahead to torment us.

No TB Joshua haters so far

Put yourself in this situation;
Your friend sent Tonto's 'Hi' to your phone(to tortue you) and you forgot to delete it . Now you are passing by a swimming pool and you are listening to music from your phone when you notice_[the NL'der you hate most] drowning and shouting for your help in the pool. Immediately your phone enters the next song and it is 'HI'.
Now the dilemma is this, answer it sincerely : Will you skip front, back or fast forward the song before you continue on your way?

I'm sure i have posted new jokes in the jokes section many times but non of them is brought here.

Was this sh¡t moved from romance section?
If not : Do you honestly expect an answer?

7 bottles of water pia-pia mixed with ant-droppings and you are good to go.

sayyid: ladies wuld av been selling dere eggs to oda ladies who no fit lay eggs. And kidnapers of eggs go plenty

i think you mean 'egg-nappers'.

Gamalin 20 and Redox 404 -sure cure!!

Lord, Forgive me for opening this thread.