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Crime / Re: Police Detain Jobless Youth For Attempted Suicide, Court Grants N200,000 Bail by vallyboi(m): 2:36pm On Oct 01, 2020
pretydiva:
If he has 200k,will he attempt to commit suicide undecided. Imagine the judge granting him 200k bail. Both the policeman and the judge are not serious

Even the hospital too
Crime / Re: Police Detain Jobless Youth For Attempted Suicide, Court Grants N200,000 Bail by vallyboi(m): 2:34pm On Oct 01, 2020
pretydiva:
If he has 200k,will he attempt to commit suicide undecided. Imagine the judge granting him 200k bail. Both the policeman and the judge are not serious

Even the hospital too
Travel / Re: Abuja Zoo Wears Disappointing Look, 20 Years After Inauguration by vallyboi(m): 10:42am On Jul 19, 2020
How can the zoo be functional..when we kill any animal on sight .lol ....
Crime / Re: Illegal Police Extortion And Harassment : A Nairalander's Experience by vallyboi(m): 10:39am On Jul 19, 2020
Come to warri in Delta state...theirs is worst

Once you are dressed well, fresh, tall, handsome, ..you are labelled a yahoo boy

Can still recall ...once ...when i entered Keke ..they stop me and checked me ..and they found nothing ...then they requested for my phone ..i gave them ..they requested for the password..i asked what for ...they said i should provide the password or face the consequences

I stood my ground and said No ..it's my privacy ....the next thing was a hot slap from one of them

I got angry and pushed the guy ...then one of them shouted am a criminal ...like play like play ..them handcuffed Me join their hilux ....carry me to their station and accused me that I stole the phone when their Oga saw me ....

Chai

Oga said write statement after writing statement..Oga said I should produce the receipt of the phone to show ownership , if not the phone will be seized

Mehn

I searched the entire house for receipt ..didn't see

Went back there the next day ..and told the Oga I couldn't find the receipt..Oga said am a criminal

He said I should meet one of the constable there ..and the guy told me to bring 10k for the fone ...mehn ..las las 2k ended everything


These black guys on uniforms are hoodlums

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Sports / Re: Chelsea Ready To Pay €100 Million For Atletico Madrid Goalkeeper Jan Oblak by vallyboi(m): 9:12am On Jul 15, 2020
Won't be surprise if Simeon turn Kepa to Oblak and if Lampard tactics and defense turn Oblak to Kepa


Kepa is good ...Lampard tactics and defense is the problem
Science/Technology / Re: Are Anacondas As Dangerous As Shown In The Movie "Anaconda?" (Photos) by vallyboi(m): 7:10pm On Jul 08, 2020
Hezzyluv:
No Na,just film tricks

Lol
Health / Re: Kogi Reports Two COVID-19 Cases As Nigeria Records Highest Daily Figure by vallyboi(m): 7:55am On May 28, 2020
Trust me ,,,the only time covid 19 cases will stop rising in Nigeria , is when other countries says there are no more cases in their country.....then Nigeria will follow suit

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Sports / Re: Italy's Serie A Plans To Restart On June 13 by vallyboi(m): 7:32am On May 14, 2020
What of Nigeria league na ...I miss them o ..���
Romance / Re: See What A Woman Said About Men And Sex, by vallyboi(m): 1:09pm On May 10, 2020
Nice write up....but am waiting for those that will counter this ,,,,i love debates ,,, hahahahaha
Family / Re: Banker Commits Suicide After Marriage He Took N3M Loan Crashed After 2 Months by vallyboi(m): 12:57pm On May 10, 2020
GamalNasser:
This is why Africans remain poor , instead if borrowin 3 million to set up a business u borrowed it to do a useless marriage



Is it only Africans that borrow money to do weddings

Sometimes you people act /talk as if there are no poor or senseless people in America ...

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Family / Re: Banker Commits Suicide After Marriage He Took N3M Loan Crashed After 2 Months by vallyboi(m): 12:54pm On May 10, 2020
yomi007k:
I think what happened here is that the lady comes from a rich family and the guy tried to keep up by getting a loan.

He was hoping to eat his cake and have it but the lady turned him to a house boy.

Fake Love
Fake Life.

#personal opinion.


Yea sure ,,only a rich family will gift their daughter a car gift for her wedding ....poor man go carry enough pots and basin ..lol....that's why I don't date rich women
Science/Technology / Re: Two Headed Snake Found In India, Baffles Wildlife Experts (Photos) by vallyboi(m): 8:05am On May 10, 2020
What's baffling there, they are conjoined twins just like humans sometimes
Politics / Re: Fresh $319m Abacha Loot In Uk, France - US by vallyboi(m): 4:14pm On May 07, 2020
With all these loots ...we are still borrowing ...how did I end up in this country self

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Health / Re: COVID-19: 6-Year-Old Girl Tests Positive In Jigawa by vallyboi(m): 2:42pm On May 06, 2020
6 year old girl in jigawa ...that shows the machines are faulty

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Romance / Re: A Male Friend Stopped Talking To Me Because I Have A Boyfriend by vallyboi(m): 8:38pm On Apr 30, 2020
Youths of nowadays. ''smh''

You both had feelings for each other since ,,,,

Since Mr Joe couldn't talk

Can't you talk



Abi na only boy dey toast babe





Abeg leave the dude joor

His mistake was taken it to slow

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Politics / Re: Coronavirus: Trump Calls Buhari, Promises To Send Ventilators To Nigeria by vallyboi(m): 5:41pm On Apr 28, 2020
Anything from Lai Mohammed is a lie
Politics / Re: Olatunji Abel Dies In His Sleep (Kwara Commissioner) by vallyboi(m): 10:20am On Apr 28, 2020
How can you be a commissioner when you haven't eaten the Apple ....Does he know how many apples buhari has eaten
Health / Re: 12 Prominent Persons In Kano Die In 10 Hours by vallyboi(m): 9:39am On Apr 26, 2020
Is t today people started dying ...do you know how many people die each day before corona started ....Govt should relax this lockdown biko ...who die of covid 19 is suppose to die of covid 19 ...no matter the precautions govt take
Politics / Re: Covid-19: Governors Give Buhari Conditions For Relaxing Lockdown On Monday by vallyboi(m): 5:24pm On Apr 25, 2020
BOOZELEE:
The Lockdown should continue but they should let children go back to school since the disease hardly kill children.

Who will take the kids to school ...hardly kill them but they can contact them
Travel / Re: Onyeama: We Don’t Have Resources To Bring Back All Nigerians Seeking To Return by vallyboi(m): 8:25am On Apr 23, 2020
They don't have resources for anything in this country ,...feed us they don't have the capacity...oya bring our people back ...they don't have the resources...give us steady power supply..they don't have the resources ......but buy 200cars for law makers ,,,they have the resources...pay 30million to senators for doing nothing ...they have the resources.....rubbish govt
Politics / Re: Sadiya Farouq: FG Will Use BVN To Identify Poor, Vulnerable Nigerians by vallyboi(m): 9:05am On Apr 22, 2020
So it's only the poor and vulnerable Nigerians that voted them in abi .... they think the rich doesn't need ...what about them that are rich ,,,collecting 30million per month but they keep embezzling our money ......they should just follow what their senior brothers did ....Each citizen entitled to the same amount ...man .woman . children...
Politics / Re: Foodstuff Dealers Accuse Police Of Extortion On Highways During Lockdown by vallyboi(m): 9:37am On Apr 20, 2020
Is it not Nigeria again ...Abeg shift lemme pass....

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Health / Re: COVID-19: Adamawa Quarantines 118 Returnees From Lagos, Other States by vallyboi(m): 7:50am On Apr 19, 2020
But Lagos is on Lockdown,,how did they move
Politics / Re: We Can't Flog Those Who Came To Abba Kyari's Burial - Garba Shehu by vallyboi(m): 7:48am On Apr 19, 2020
Absolutely rubbish. , You told them sit at home and they disobeyed,,,what are you trying to insinuate.....that the Muslims can violate the law ......what about those who leave their homes for food ...you send Soldiers to flog them because they disobeyed,,,,,More reason to believe this country is full of lunatics leaders
Travel / Re: COVID-19: Nigerians In Ghana Beg FG To Rescue Them (Video) by vallyboi(m): 10:43am On Apr 17, 2020
They haven't even help those in their backyard. ...you want them to help you far away ....sorry o ...prodigal children ......
Crime / Re: Lockdown: Policeman Shoots Woman In Delta During Hunger Protest by vallyboi(m): 9:48am On Apr 16, 2020
Shooting someone and then leave your service rifle and flee. ...you see ...when I tell you Nigeria Police are not trained and checked well....you think am lying

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Politics / Re: Fire Guts Corporate Affairs Commission, CAC Headquarters In Abuja by vallyboi(m): 9:44am On Apr 16, 2020
Why offices and not houses ,,,ahswear ..Nigeria government don't mind burning Up Nigeria to get what they want .....
Politics / Re: Coronavirus: Germany To Donate N2.2 Billion To Nigeria by vallyboi(m): 3:54pm On Apr 02, 2020
All these donators self ...can't they just share the money to all citizens directly ,,,Abi na audio donation ...ayam not understanding again
Crime / Re: Tenant Catches Landlord With Wife In Bed In Osun, Kills Him Instantly by vallyboi(m): 8:07pm On Mar 28, 2020
Killing is a No no for me ...the best action is to give a life sentence injury like breaking his leg .. paralyzing his arm . Dismantling his face .... ahswear whenever he sees himself ...Regret is sure ......as for ladies ...God should have allowed Adam to to see how He made Eve .... because no one understands a woman ....she can Bleep your best friend even before your marriage day and still come out as if nothing happened..
Crime / Re: Wife Sets Her Husband’s House On Fire In Osun State by vallyboi(m): 2:57pm On Mar 26, 2020
Six bedroom ,,,#3million naira ...

Something is fishy
[color=#990000][/color] cry cry
Crime / Re: Policeman Kenneth Enamika Commits Suicide After Killing Couple In Imo by vallyboi(m): 9:39am On Mar 25, 2020
Police officer commits suicide just because of love ...
No training at all ...[color=#990000][/color] cry

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