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Luve me To Kill me
Too Much Luv
Luv To Kill
Luv poison

U be witch( ur last boyfriend lost his job just like , did)
U re too yellow
U re too black
U dont like my family
u re too short
u re not TDH(tall,dark and hansome)
U re poor
U re not Dangote's son
U cant speak funee( queens english)
u be born again

Aregbesola has a fantastic track record. For 8 good years He single handedly kept Tinubu on a performance level beyond other governors of his time. He was a commissioner for works for 8 years in Lagos. A great ACN party member that made all PDP member shiver whenever in debate. No be mouth, I am a witness. If any other thing, he will deliver in Osun state especially on infrastructure. He is not one of those Inisa military junta and deputy who drinks away the time of the state and fund. U dont want to compare him with Olagunsoye oyinlola who went to china to bring used cars and impose it on all LGs as full deduction from their allocation. Atleast ,Aregbe ( we that know him call him SYMBOL) brought in experts that will finish the job at low cost and use local workers.
Thats what Lagos state has been doing. Chinko will complete the job at low cost but a bit longer .atleast not local contractors who will not finish the job cos he has to settle every body( situation in the east).

Like Tinubu said"at SYMBOL's inauguration, "I Know Rauf, He will Deliver, He will do the job. But you have too give him time cos they- former govnr- have spoilt and created a lot of mishap."

The USA will not be in the forefront now because Somalia has no oil, can come in later and hyjack everything as if they care, I pity for Niger delta/nigeria, they ve always been waiting in the gulf of guinea to strike, just like the devil often wait and calculate before  striking( see so many life examples, movie= devils advocate and the scriptures= Allah says in the Quran that the devil and his cohorts/demons can see you from a point u cant see them, they are a sworn/determine and glaring enemy to mankind).

Reuben Abati, Hmm!, another Dora akunyili, another Fani-Kayode, another Ebino topson= Ebenezer Babatope , another hypocrite, still counting, pls add urs even from wayback,

Thank You ,JARUS, that makes us two, Atedo peterside and Sanusi, I hope all haters will keep shut, atleast for now,

Am tired of this people who thinks Engineers are magicians. Tell them constituent component needs replacement and they start to say, manage it now, just let it work , abeg, and when calamity strike, dem go begin shout . Which refinery are u maintaning , with what material, where is the fund. Just like this useless leaders have turned Doctors(especially surgeons) to Human butchers , accountants and bankers to thieves , stockbrokers to proper theives, economics to weather  forecasters, pharmacists to panadol extra shed owners,builders/surveyors to concrete/wonle-wonles, it has turned Engineers to toohless bulldogs. Are u not suprised that a technocrat like Aganga could not even perform in naija, dats naija, I dey hail o!
And dont just compare Naija with any other country, its a pity am putting all this on the internet but any honest Nigerian will tell u that no theory works or is applicable to Nigeria.

I totally agree with this article within its confine /scope of ' the rich overpampering their wards'.
However there are still millions of kids from abject poor background that are struggling to break through and mostly gets to the comfortable level, this is where the strength of Nigeria lie. These kids are rugged, resilient, clever, street-wise, intelligent, experienced (both in all ramification), focused and often become the professionals carrying the banner of Nigeria further than even the well behaved optimally pampered minute percentage from the rich men's kids( there are serious, optimally spoilt but  still acceptable- rich men’s kid). Ofcourse they (kids from poor parents) are so many and that’s why Nigeria is still able to bounce back and compete with the world, less we would have sank into a bottomless pit.
I am 34 years old and I have lost hope in Nigeria, I weep for Nigeria. My prayer now is that God should not forget me in this hell call Nigeria. I hear from child birth that Nigeria will be good, when will that be?, or would I be a party (experience) to it?, when I am way beyond the average life expectancy figure/age for Nigerians, especially when you are born and brought up in Lagos with several stresses (we all know it) including having to wake-up at 4.30.am and commute from Ogba to VI returning home only latest on a lucky day at 10/11pm for the past 7 years, GAAAAD this is hell.I am not surprised by young pples (e.g  Dimeji Bankole) embezzling thingy.If you have ever been close to the student union excos of a typical Nigerian Tertiary institution then you will know why I am saying this.Ok….expectedly , these are the youths, the future of Nigeria. But they are all already corrupt beyond your imagination. I saw what they did under the name of their various school acronyms and NANS between 1996 to 2001-when I was in school and cant imagine what they are doing now. They (my mates) are graduating to the levels of Commissioners,Senators, LGA Chairmen etc….you can imagine what they are doing now  and very soon they will start becoming Governors and ministers and president….Nigerian is not working…has not been working and as a realist I can infer it’s not gonna work.
I am well educated and can stand my ground……and I can say it’s totally at my personal and parents’ efforts to a MSc. Level with 4 professional qualifications. I owe Nigeria nothing. Honestly, I have given up on Nigeria but strongly not on myself. Let me tell you a small true life story and maybe you will agree with me and see my perspective if you are of a different one. When I was in SSS1(1992) in Surulere, randle avenue,all my friends and classmates have a dream. I never knew Nigeria is a dream killer. We all wanted to be Doctors, Lawyers, Accountants – professionals like that Etc… None of us have been able to achieve this dream except those that were able to escape to UK , the States or sort. The best we were able to do is to accidentally become a graduate or professional we never planned to be. The point is none was able to become a professional of his/her choice and most unfortunately you never get to practice in this field. You will see a Doctor working in a Bank and later struggling to pass CFA or CIS, Engineers ha! those ones are many. An educationist working in a Manufacturing plant, and accountant turned seamstress, a zoologist/biologist turned customer service agent. And you cannot blame them…, this is what the likes of Obasanjo has turned us who refused to start kidnapping/pplesnapping and arm robbing into. At least militants and kidnappers get free monthly allowance and training abroad courtesy of Federal Govt….rubbish.
I pray to God to crown my efforts and just like some pple are blessed in war torn Libya,I shall be blessed in war torn Nigeria.Oh! you don’t know we at war? We are at war with one another…the rich  powerful and influential politicians/citizens  against the poor and down trodden ……like me and most likely you and millions of Nigerians.
May God punish all Nigerian leaders after the era of Awo, Azikwe and Tafawa Balewa, those who all got free education and meals plus hope and are presently living comfortably now and am not excluding the dead ones……this is my closing prayer  for every day since I turned 30 and got married.  You might say am wicked, they are wickeder (na naija latest grammer, pardon me) and even if you don’t join me in saying amen you already did a lot more in your mind whenever you wriggle from stress in traffick,hunger,flight delay, flood,arm robbery etc( all these are things that a nation like Nigeria could reduce to a bearest min. but the point is ,they are doing nothing) except Fashola.
Can someone say amen.

I totally agree with this article within its confine /scope of ' the rich overpampering their wards'.
However there are still millions of kids from abject poor background that are struggling to break through and mostly gets to the comfortable level, this is where the strength of Nigeria lyes. These kids are rugged, resilient, clever, street-wise, intelligent, experienced (both in all ramification),focussed and often become the professionals carrying the barner of Nigeria further than even the well behaved optimally pampered minute percentage from the rich men's kids. Ofcourse they are so many and thats why Nigeria is still able to bounce back and compete with the world, less we would have sank into a bottomless pit.

These are the meaning of BANKOLE in Yoruba depending on which syllable and how (yiyan i.e ami oke, aarin and isale e.g do-re- mi) you choose to stress
1.Banko[b]LE[/b][/color]====Help pack the dirts
2.Ban[b]KO[/b][color=#990000]le ==== Help me build house
3. Ban[b]KO[/b][/color]le==== Help me rob house
4. BANKOLE=======================Bank of thief (Burglar's Bank)

And these are my inferences

1. Nigerians needed somebody to pack the dirts ,prepare a clean ground to build a good house so we chose Banko[b]LE[/b][color=#990000]====Help pack the dirts . What a pity ! Oojigbijigbi, e e gba ( una go take)
2.Apparently, we agreed that the same guy must also build the house, and again he qualifies right from birth and name Ban[b]KO[/b][/color]le ==== Help me build house
3.But the foolish boy misconstrued us all or rather choose to outsmart us and did what he also qualified secretly to do Ban[b]KO[/b][color=#990000]le==== Help me rob house
4. then he kept it all in a bank BANKOLE=======================Bank of thief (Burglar's Bank)[b][/b]

tell me whose fault is it
1. is it his father's fault for naming him Bankole or
2.Nigerians for choosing him or
3. Him for doing his best

Water don pass garri,

You be MUMU, she dey BOBO u life, I bet u ve not heared the "I was raped by my 1st boyfriend " version or the "I only had sex once ,it was painful and I want my nxt guy/(next time I hav sex ) to be my husband" new release or the "am still a virgin" old style.

U be proper MUMU, dey worry urself there wey oda guys dey boil her all round[b][/b]

send full spec and pix . I need to get a pc b4 saturday. eluku2003@yahoo.com

can u send a pix of the dv 4 and is it HP? What i sur last price am interested eluku2003@yahoo.com

Didnt u watch the match yesterday? I was expecting u to say something, Oh! it doesnt matter , as usuall , u were robbed, -- anytime u lose,
Thats where chelsea fans got it wrong, U dont have respect for your elders and more so u guys lack spirit of sponsmanship . You should apprecaite a better team and a job well done. Kudos to ManUnited, thats what u should be saying, Omode o mo gun, oun pe lefo, kii tan lara oba koma ku dansaaki, even if ManU has a poor team now, we still have the champion spirit, toju akata ban lewo, shenu adie loye ka ti gbo, dont even go there, no be chelsea O! e e tobe.

make Rooney finish them off jare, make I run go sleep.

una don finish today. I never hear any noise for my area . dat means say Man U dey lead, if na Shelsea or shepe Lol dey lead , u go don dey hear all these agberos dey make noise, and dont be fooled if ur oga na chelsea fan , he is an agbero in suit, beleive me . And he surely has no history more than 5- 10 yrs wey hin start to dey watch ball. We say make touch cup once dem wan turn am to birthright. una go gree today, after we don break dat una yeye bridge 2 weeks ago, we go com demolish una sef join, lets go there jare Harnandez, henhen henehen , go goa goallllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllll      1- 0 aggreagate  2-0. I no get light o! as usual but if I hear nosie I nosay na chelsea score but if I no hear anything Manu dey win be that

@ Ifyalways, u said it all

GOOD GOVERNMENT IS NOT GOODLUCK. There are elements of luck in life and its natural to take it up. However successful leaders/people will not only take it up ,they will further use it as a springboard to achieve greater heights. Look around you and you will find so many examples. It was sheer luck that brought Fashola to Government via Ashiwaju but rather like the chief millitant GEJ , he has used it as a springboard to propel to greater heights and benefit us all.Dont forget,whether u like it or not he has written/ engraved his name with gold in the history of Lagos and Nigeria as a whole.
Goodluck dont make you pass CCNA,A+,CFA,CIS,ICAN,ACCA, CISA ,PMI,ICMR or recognised professional exams. Goodluck gives you an edge over others but will never make you excel or out-perform others if your are gullible, sluggish, indecisive, incoherent, un-intelligent ,focusless and lack inherent winning tendencies  like GEJ.
Remember that your friend whose father was a proffesor, he probably got his education life laid out ahead of him compared to you from an illiterate father who does not even know what discipline to thread even at form 5 or SSS 3.  But today because you are intelligent, you have/can and will achieve all he can/did becuase you are prepared.
Its like starting a race ahead of ur peers, it can only be an advantage for you if u are good and prepared. Just like GEJ,if u lack content and skills u wont win or deliver any tangible thing. What has he done for the last 9 months.?
This is Nigeria and like wyclef said , anything can happen. He can still win/rig-win this election but I assure you all that he is gonna deliver nightmares to us by the end of his tenure. And I pity u Niger-deltans the most because he is gonna throw u all in oiled creeks than u are now.SHIKENA.

@ outstrip, U dont know him when he was pako, n ugly, in the early 80s, when he was a musician, ask Yinka Davies and Kate Henshaw,
Good for him, he is ok now.
But guy watch the fat, remember eja gbigbe o ki n ni idin O! ( dry fish no dey get maggot o!)

Common guyz, though she is on fat side ,her hairdo was fair and her arms are like canoe paddles, she is still better than most of u guyz wife plus g/friends and sisters.
And maybe she is pregnant, her bizzzzzz. but the dress is ok.

and for that guy, leave am o! let him put his hands on the only available comfortable space for a posture, even if its a 33kv step up transformer. Afterall na who say make her guy no show up, why d guy dey hide sef.

Abi , where else will you rest your hand when sitting in the driver seat of  a good german machine , the steering, the only available logical necessary comfortable place ofcourse.

OMO her ikebe is what my friends and I back in those days called IKEBASTROMANATOMICOLOGY WITH AKPOMILAHOL, be careful its intoxicating, like Baba tope will say, o ma n pa a yan.

He actually said Lagos, osun, ekiti  must be captured, which implies these are the states in the hands of rascals. I have always said GEJ is gullible and  sluggish. I never knew he is mischievious.

A simple apology would have gone down well.Instead of taking the pain in time and money to cough out this doctored statement. You should watch him read the speech and you would agree he didnt write or know what it conotes. Evenhis companion cant help him. Show me your wife and I can say how smart you are.  Yeye chief Niger Delta millitant.

The problem with Nigerians is that we hide under the sheath of patriotism to promote laziness and poor performances. Am glad Lagos is different.If the NFF like, they can stage super eagles match elsewhere and get wrong feedbacks, because Lagosians are truthful about the eagles performance - the truth will surely be revealed in the next nations cup / world cup.
Didnt the fans praised Siasia, the  falcons and the under 17  when they perform well? Why give a good commendation for a poor performance.Do you get accolades and salary ncreament at work for poor performance . Dont forget the eagles won,but their performance was poor.SHIKENA. and thats true.The eagles pplayed well against the Argentines in the last world cup but lost and we didnt sweat it.
For the progress of this Nation, we should abhore mediocrity and poor performances. Nations of the world are moving fast and doing everything possible to outperform theirselves - even in sports. If the super eagles are professionals that they claimed and will be paid from tax payers money for the job done ,then they should deliver and expect to be criticised  more so if otherwise.Do you think this eagles can beat a currently distablises national teams of Egypt and Tunisia? And did I hear u say they just started palying together, just started playing together my foot, Go to the streets of Accra and pick 11 players and see how your theory of "they jsut started playing together" will be debunked . We Lagosians beleive in Siasia as a no nonsense coach and we are sure we will see changes soon. Thats why he never started with the likes of YAKUBU. But as per the eagles performance on wednesday , It was below any serious football progressive fan's pass mark, SHIKENA, CAPISH.

A well organised and transparent Public debate is the way to seek for votes and not the usual PDP camouflaged/ doctored campaign. Public debate got my vote for Fashola in the last 2007 election and my sympathy  for Jimi Agbaje for being a worthy candidate in a wrong party. It also showed that individually, Fashola and Jimi Agbaje are outstanding compared with the rascal Musiliu Obanikoro and  clueless Femi Pedro combined. God ( using the debate) saved Lagos from electing Femi Pedro-and Musiliu Obanikoro(DUMB &  DUMBER) .
Let the chief clueless/gullible GEJ ,his  Godfather  Oba-tio-sanjo  and their cohorts (Oyinlola, Akala, and Gbenga Daniel etc) step out against my No-nonsense Fashola and the said rascals (articulate Aregbeshola , Masses Governor Oshiomhole and  Brilliant Fayemi), AND LET THE DEBATE AND THEIR SHAME BEGAN.

Your contact num is not complete. am interested eluku2003@yahoo.com

Better,you are responding to training. Keep this up and you will up ur marketing skills.Never insult a potential customer, you never can tell who your real customersare or will be - be courteous. Be transparent as much as possible. Expect to answer good and terrible questions. I will give you more when u have mastered this.

I have stop checking ur posts, u re not getting ur marketing right.I guess thats why ur props ar still hot on ur hands, just right here u promised some pix and u cant deliver, and u have the gut to insult someone who dare asked. Say it, insult me too. I wonder the kind of personality you campaign and I pity pple who deal with you.

go to amun market palm avenue mushin, go to orile .