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You are all concluding that left handed people are more creative.But I guess u guys are missing the point.Its always like that with clues.You only see what the designer wishes/wants you to see .

Whatever u guys say,Muslims will always beleive that mastery of the left hand is synonymous / tantamount to devil and his cohorts-demons.

So if all these people are increasing in number,then the devil and his cohorts are taking over and the world is coming to an end, my perspective pls, my conclusion pls, no hard feelings to all the lefties in da house.
Peace

pls kindly help with this VIN
1NXBR32E05Z436982

Hi Guy,
U didnt say if it does this while u are on motion or stationary.
1. Check ur engine seats,its N3000/one.If its broken it can cause it.
2. Check ur fans.U can connect d two fans to run simultaneously as u turn on the engine instead of when u put the ac on.Normally only the the engine fan should run when u start the engine (but its hot here couple with the fact that the car is a tokunbothe designed aerodynamic system would hav weakened) and the A/C fan should start when you switch on the A/C.Get a rewire and connect the 2 fans to start contimously when u start the engine.
3. check your fuel filter.its important.If your filter is blocked your engine will not get adequate supply to give enough energy to power your A/C.I just did all this on my Honda Bulldog and it came out splendid.I just came back on a trip to Ilorin from Lagos with ice cool A/c to fro.

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Please kindly help with this VIN num.
1NXBR32E052436982

I say its nature, cruel to some people and specie at one time and magnanimous to some other people and specie at one time .It could also change dramatically without notice, and it can remain stable in certain situation , as in this context, GOD has blessed women and please dont beef thme, its not their fault.

Women are fun seeking creatures
Where ever there is wealth/money, there is fun
and so you will find women tending to gravitate towards that end.
Dont blame them.Its never a fault, GOD has created them like that.

Have you ever wondered why this following scenario( Life cycle of a woman) is so true,
1. Will a girl grows up the father caters for her
2.At her teens,A father and boyfriend favours her
3.At puberty/adulthood, a hubby/father/sugardaddy caters for her
4. At old age ,her male children caters for her till she dies

So you see, she is blessed all true are life.

Long live women, Eyin iya , Mogbedi o!![/color][color=#990000][/color][color=#990000][/color][color=#990000][/color][color=#990000][color=#990000][/color]

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Common Guyz!!! Give Mushin some respect, the only place where the moon shines in Naija for real.
Amenities
1.Everybobdy's eye dey shine well well after enuf free and fresh , u know, fish,
2. Several fine man-made waterlogged cul-de-sacs where
3.professional agberos are ur security watch.
4.Nice,rational and professional MOSQUITOES operate ( u can actually negotiate how much fluid u can part with)
5.Free and Best Formula 1 along pako-eleja mushin road.Even Michael Shumacher and Luis Amstrong are amateurs here.
6.Most efficient street guards in OPCs.
7. Police presence is never needed here so u pay dues to some boyz in-da-hood than to a police.
8.Moonshine is so cool u cant avoid taking ur car to the panel beater once in a month.
9.And ,Honestly things are so cheap cos all raidings around Lagos ends up here, IF U KNOW WHAT I MEAN.

STAND-UP FOR MOONSHINE

Hi ,
I have been seriously looking out to purchase a 3 bedroom flat in alaka/iponri estate or any of the estates in Yaba.I will also be interested in any bungalow in Ogba.My budget for the estate flat is 2.5M----- 4M and 6M---10M for the ogba bundalow.

I dont pity LASTMA officials.Infact am planning to maim one of them around Maryland and Etiebet place in Ikeja.They are heartless and worst than arm robbers.
I pray God judge the dead man according to his deeds, sure he will,He is not an hypocrite.
And to you all saying 'May his soul rest in peace,like we all like to say to the dead even when we know he has been wicked/bad while alive,so people could say you are nice, it doesnt matter or count what you say or prayed.God is not a Nigerian,and will not do OJORO or MAGOMAGO.
So do good while you are alive, If you die today and you are bad,1 Million 'may your soul rest in peace' from people will not save you from HELL. SHIKENA

Never change your foreign currency at Allen r/about or Airport Hotel, except in an aboki's shop.
They use metaphysical powers to cheat u.Watch-out for the guys in tajia--aboki's cap--who pretends to be dollar exchangers, they are all ibos/yorubas.U could easily know them from their accent.atleast we all know how real abokis talk.They will give u rates u cant refuse,but as soon as u re true wit them an unknown person will call at u, Ah my friend, come, Oh sorry i ve mistaken u for someone else.At this point they ve concluded their evil act.U ve lost like 30k-50k.
Am seroius,dont play the smart guy.I use to think people that fell for this are fools, but i played the fool once, u ve the opportunity not the play the fool.if u re a regular client like i used to be ,be extra careful or totally avoid Allen round about instead try Eko Hotel.
They will first try the distraction method, counting and counting several times and if u dont fall for this,they will use the diabolical means.They re always in two.never deal with them when they re two or mo.Instead use the real abokis, and do the exchange in their shop.
Words of wisdom, hope u will yield to this caution, dont loose ur hard earned money easily.I am still bittered and looking for the guy!!!

Are u a psycologist?

tHANKS oLUOMOK, I totally got ur drift and thank God am heading the right direction.

My marriage is 7months old today and I know people are on the waiting for any sign of discord (We-my wife and I- were actually told our 'love in tokyo attitude' will simmer after our wedding but its getting strongeer.-------------But i guess we were built to last and added to this is the challenge that we are on stage here and must disappoint those who said we wouldnt last.)

Am gonna send this to my wife now,
get to print a copy home ,which i will do also,
then go tru it all the way like i di now,
but moreso , ruminate/meditate every line ,
I beleive at the end of this,we are coming out better,
Thanx for this free therapist section,
Thank you so much, cos i wanna be /hav the best marriage in the whole world,
Its good already and wit this I know its gonna get better,

Thak you once again

Are u a psycologist?

tHANKS oLUOMOK, I totally got ur drift and thank God am heading the right direction.

My marriage is 7months old today and I know people are on the waiting for any sign of discord (We-my wife and I- were actually told our 'love in tokyo attitude' will simmer after our wedding but its getting strongeer.-------------But i guess we were built to last and added to this is the challenge that we are on stage here and must disappoint those who said we wouldnt last.)

Am gonna send this to my wife now,
get to print a copy home ,which i will do also,
then go tru it all the way like i di now,
but moreso , ruminate/meditate every line ,
I beleive at the end of this,we are coming out better,
Thanx for this free therapist section,
Thank you so much, cos i wanna be /hav the best marriage in the whole world,
Its good already and wit this I know its gonna get better,

Thak you once again

A JEW-MAN in a Nigerian higher citadel of learning(POLYTECHNIC<UNIVERSITY<COLLEGE OF EDUCATION) is plainly a cult guy, But listen,on the Nigerian streets,a jew-man, is a fool,a slowpoke,a nicompoop,yap- a delirious nit-witted delirious nincompoop.

Yeah! So if u ve never heared/know this ,then check urself.U must be one of those AJEBOS, not only that, A MY MUMMY WILL DO THIS<MY MUMMY WILL DO THAT<MY DAD WILL GET IT FELLOW,

Simply put, u cant/dont take decisions and not nigerian steet exposed(not like 2face/9nice-street credibility)Ask these guys what a jew-man is and i bet u will get exactly this response,

u might fight this,but thats the truth.Pardon me if u re pived by my submission, no damage/embarrassment intented.


Wit that u cant really be exposed to alot mo out-there.

READ ALL SCRITURES AND
SAY THE TRUTH AND LET IT SET U FREE(christians)
Say the truth even if its as bitter as MURU.Say the truth even if u have to die for it.(MUSLIMS)
Just like its wrong for a man to put on ear-rings(forget the americans,they re devils platform)its wrong for a woman to wear trousers anywhere, not even in church.

SEARCH YOUR MIND AND DONT BE BIAS

tO mASHEENE,

1. There is no Deity worthy of worship except Allah-the creator of the 7 heavens and earth, (Thats the SHAHADAH-------- All u need to say,do n beleive to be part of us)
2. Perform your 5 times daily prayers
3. Fast in the month of ramadan
4. Pay your Zakat
5. Pilgrimage to holy land.
Those are the 5 pillars that uphold Islam, So u see try and learn about your inevitable neighbors,understand them to live in peace just like they ve taken time out to learn about christians and christianity and acccomodates all their/your excesses.
Muslims exudes faith.And what is faith, beleiving in a supernatural being that u can't see.I put it to you, The contention(s) btwn Muslims n Christians borders around Jesus, His Revelation(coming),his birth,his miracles,his parents,his childhood,his prophethood,his death-as u claimed,his ressurection as u claimed,his 2nd coming,his book-injil--the fake bible u ve disected and keep at home in many versions and variations(not the lost original injeel).
Dont u think being a pastor is lucrecious now?Dont u realise alot of people with/without job are turning to make money from churches?I think being a pastor/reverend/GO whatever is a profession now?
Before u reply, ask urself on broad basis, how much do christians know about muslims.

At times I do wonder at a Religion whereby prayers are done up to 5 times a day and there is no visible result
instead of them worshipping the Almighty God(The Creator of the Universe),they are worshipping a 'diety'
that can't even 'feel their presence' let alone 'hear them' or 'answer' them.
is that a religion,tradition or profession?
tO mASHEENE,

1. There is no Deity worthy of worship except Allah-the creator of the 7 heavens and earth, (Thats the SHAHADAH-------- All u need to say,do n beleive to be part of us)
2. Perform your 5 times daily prayers
3. Fast in the month of ramadan
4. Pay your Zakat
5. Pilgrimage to holy land.
Those are the 5 pillars that uphold Islam, So u see try and learn about your inevitable neighbors,understand them to live in peace just like they ve taken time out to learn about christians and christianity and acccomodates all their/ur excesses.
Muslims exudes faith.And what is faith, beleiving in a supernatural being that u cant see.I put it to you, The contention(s) btwn Muslims n Christians borders around Jesus, His Revelation(coming),his birth,his miracles,his parents,his childhood,his prophethood,his death-as u claimed,his ressurection as u claimed,his 2nd coming,his book-injil--the fake bible u ve disected and keep at home in many versions and variations(not the lost original injeel).
Dont u think being a pastor is lucrecious now?Dont u realise alot of people with/without job are turning to make money from churches?I think being a pastor/reverend/GO whatever is a profession now?

post some pix and lets see if i can increase my fleet of kabu-kabus.Am interested.

Learnt spring bank is sponsoring the 2nd intern .I hope it will be mo interesting than d  first intern.
Thats says a lot about PHB taking ova spring bank, atleast if they (PHB) could could let spring bank take over , then they trying to re-launch spring bank.

The intern will be better than the apprehentice, in the apprehentice.candidates are evicted rudely, osibodu even threaten them, what a foolish boss.You cant get the best from your guys when all u do make them look like kids and scared of opening their mouths.Cellebrating success and job well done has little to do with giving them a splendid time but more to do with appreciating them.
Eunice should not have gotten near the final if candidates were evicted on good grounds.Infact I think the total mgt. is rubbish excluding the hansome farelly beared black always cool guy.Most times the mgt/board always tilt to Osibudu's inclination and suggestions.The board's decision  is often biased by osibudu, and gosh I hate it when he says."I put it to you u re fired", my foot.like one of the mates said, While leaving ."SHIT DAMN <WHATEVR"

I wont say much .Pls read below and infer.
S/N--------Banks--------------My Perception -------------------------------------------------------------------------Remark
1 Access Bank-------Crude warriors(GTB beware)-------------------------------- Mischeviuos
2 Afribank------------stuggling Oldskool-unreformed--------------------------------Fetitious employees
3 Diamond Bank------Slow and steady---------------------------------------------------good
4 Fidelity Bank---------Slow and steady--------------------------------------------------good
5 Ecobank--------------Wavering/un-organised-------------------------------------------indecisive
6 First bank ----------Strong ,old but dynamic-------------------------------------Great Bank/Pillar/Leader
7 FCMB-------------Corporate, pride---------------------------------------------------------good
8 First Inland------Employee centred-----------------------------------------------------honest
9 GTBank-------------Customer centric/Good Warrior/--------------------------.Great Bank.Not fraudulent in all -------------------------------Advocate/The Best/2nd best ATM service.--------------ramification.Even their share price is not doctored
10 Intercontinental Bank-------Poor/declining Mgt.----------------------------------strong
11 Oceanic Bank-------------------Steady,beautiful--------------------------------------Strong
12 PHB-----------------------Celebrity, Proud with little pride---------------------------Innovative? but good
13 Skye--------------------Best ATM service/fund/loan friendly---------------------------good
14 Stanbic IBTC---------Capitalists, extravagants,cunny----------------------------------Good
Former IBTC----------Integrity ,professional--------------------------------------Good people
15 Sterling---------------bright--------------------------------------------------------------slow
16 UBA-----------------3rd best ATM,Crude warriors.----------------------------Mischeviuos.Can do anything
17 UBN-----------------Strong ,old,slow---------------------------------------------Inherent strenght
18 Unity----------------Slow,non-challant-----------------------------------------contented
19 Wema--------------Poor mgt----------------------------------------------Inherent strenght
20 Zenith---------------Crude warriors(GTB beware)--------------------Mischeviuos.Can do anything
21 Spring---------------Mismanaged,coming up------------------------------strong
22 Nigerian American bank--------Professional,careful -----------------------corporate
23 Standard Chartered--------------contented--------------------------------------corporate
24 Etb---------------------------Rich,careless----------------------------------------------bright
25 CBN---------------------------------great----------------------------------------------Soludo
26 NSE-------------------------Bossy,one-way,corrupt,fake---------------------------Ndi
27 cscs----------------------stooge -----------------------------------------------------Good

bELEIVE ME .tHE PRICE RANGES FROM 800K TO 900K DEPENDING ON WHERE U RE BUYING,CODITION OF THE CAR,AND UR DISPOSITION.
gOOD LUCK AS U DECIDE TO EMBARK ON A GOOD JOURNEY FOR THE BEST VEHICLE BRAND EVA.AM USING MY 3RD HONDA NOW AND ITS A BULLDOG UNDER 9 MONTHS.

There's no other way it could have gone.This is the right way .We are the CHAMPIONS, and Abrahamnovic knows it, except arrogant Nigerian chelsea fans who knows little but to follow a club blindly and mainly because  blacks plays in it.

Try to be objective next season and change to Arsenal, pls we dont want u in MAN U.Stop foolling urselves and say u will get somtin next season cos its gonna get worse for chelsea,
Havent u think of why did premiership organisers had to take the original cup to Man U venue and a dummy to chelseas veneu during the final matches of the premiership.cos we are the champions.and we re gonna relive and savour the victory,

where waas chelsea 3,4,5,6,7,8,9, years ago.Just b/cos Morinho came and brought u light ,u wana think u re the best, LAHHHHHHHHHHHHHH .
We are the ELITEs ,the best we dont make noise b/cos we know it.We know the terrain ,for 24 yrs we ve been performing and bet u for nex,t season the cup stays with us.

For records if u dont know, Chelsea and Man u clashed 4 times, we won 3 times.who is the best.yeah U tell me.

See ,my last note, Just not to make a dull league.wwe only allowed u taste the cup once since 1939 and u re dyeing for it.u better beg if u want to see it again.
We just wanna make a competitive league thats why we encourage u guys, but being that u re ungrateful.we know how to deal with u

Check out Chelsea fans, AGBEROS, CONDUCTORS,.Artisans--carpenters,merchanics,vulcanisers,gatemen etc, what do u expect bunch of fools, and thats how they play on pitch as if they wanna die.we are better,

And if u re neither a fan.pls dont think of joining chelsea.even if ur boss is a chelsea fan.then he is one the fools i just highlighted above.he knows nothing, he is just your boss by luck.i know u agree with me.
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Hi Obeto, Pls help me with ccnp dumps, am tru with ccna and its gonna expire this year,so i wanna do the next step, i will really appreciate ur support, my email are eluku2003@yahoo.com and vanariso@yahoo.com.Thanx .will be expecting ur response soonest.

Thanx jenju.thanx so much, i dont need to balance up, its an accidented car,

please help me with this vin check ,

bought the car last week and the speed o meter looks slightly low to me for a car from 1996

any info would be nice , thx in advance

VIN no. IHGCD563XTA226854

Please guys can anyone help check this VIN
IHGCD563XTA226854
@brauneyes,viperman,jedi and co plleeeaaaassssseeeeee
Many thanks

@ tpaine

U re a smart man,u re confused,but u got to have faith to believe what i ve say, Firstly,faith is beleiving in what u cant see ,prove or figure out.Thats why i need to ask if u re a phylosopher or a scientist.If u re then dont read this cause they always need proof to beleive.

My faith preaches this, Man has been created in a hasteand we were given free will to choose from write and wrong.Thats why we are different from the angels.They dont have any choice than to obey God.They ve been created to do only good.They cant do bad and so is satan and his cohorts.they can only do evil and never good.
Thats the first stanza, check out the 2nd stanza,
God is the all knowing .He knows all thats in the deepest part of ur heart and that includes what you re going to think tommorow and forever.He knows which way u will tread and what will be.Infact ,he knows when, how and when a single leaf drops/will drop from a tree.
So , u see he is given u a free will but he knows what u re going to do.

So what do u make of that other than to keep being with him.God is the one that keeps beating u and u must keep running towards cause he is the only one that can protect you.

He already knows ur strenght and weaknessess and then tries u.9abraham----------

In this competitive 21st century - anything can happen at any time. Imagine getting married to a lady working in a bank and you earn more than her. 1 year down the line; she gets a job with an Oil company - now her salary is like 3 times your's. What do you do? I think the best thing is to have other basis for getting married and not about the money. The scenario I painted can also happen in the reverse order. If a lady earns more than me now, it is no indication things will remain d same way for long. As far as I am concerned; earn your partner's respect in other ways! And for the very egoistic male in the house - bad news - Women will most likely be getting the juicy Marketing and sales jobs more than men. Find a way to get yourself better and also earn their respect in the real sense of it.

@ Hayo

U re right.
Life is a black box, just put in your best n relax.most times your input(effort) is not a function of your output.

I married my wife when she was doing her OND.I financed her education n now she has HND,BSc,ACA,MBA and ACS.Its such a spontaneous growth.

She earns 2ce my take home now. Am i to kill myself.?
What matters is who captains and thats me.Am still the man regardless of her income.

Its God's law .She knows it ,I know it unless I let myself down/belittle myself.Thats when she feels/behaves like the captain.


So guys,u see it doesnt matter if she earn mo.Let money be last reason u will fall in love.Its important in a relationship,but let it be the last reason.

Cheers

How can one get seun to chip in a topic for discussion.I hav one hot one.Can sombodi help

How can one get seun to chip in a topic for discussion.I hav one hot one.Can sombodi help

Lets see how Lucky will enjoy his loot.



Sure he will.

WYCLEF said it all.anything can happen, in NAIJA(my version).

Remember DSP ALAIYE_TON_MU_SIGA (that Bayelsan hermaphrodite)M15 and M16 should use him instead of their celebrated agent 007.

He is now disguising in babarigas and even offer prayers like a muslim during condolence visit to Yar-Dua.
U no know say GBOGBO ALUWALA OLOGBO,ATI KO ERAN JE NI.

So u see my brother ,he will be enjoying the money like TAFA (OBJs SUPER COP),ALAYETONMUSIGA,JIM NWOBODO,ABACHAS FAMILY,gen.BAMAIYI,GEN USENI,KALU ORGI uzo, etc sooner than u expected.

Them go even take the loot exploit and shakara u.

Na ijoba orun me i dey look unto now.I must nt miss it insha allah.

In my opinion, I think it depends on what the guy was chasing. If a guy chases a lady or girl for sex, when he gets that, he has won and every game ends when there's a winner.


You ve spoken my mind terrysoft.i was wondering when the guys in the house will let the cat out of the bag.And u can see the trend has changed.guys are talking in this regard now.i guess the ladies are waiting for this too

Oya!!!! ROUND TWO, GBAGAM!!!

I think a large percentage of the house is on one accord here.

From my perspective and for people of my faith,the question does not/should not and must never even arise.Its not for debate/creative criticism. My religion forbids it,its a law and everybody knows.WE DONT CELLEBRATE FUNERAL.
All u owe the dead man is a piece of clothe to cover his unclothedness, continous/continual prayers and almsgiving.
His soul is far away, anwering questions in regards his earthly deeds from the two angels , MUNKAR and NAKIR after a visit from the death angel , ASARA'EEL(asarailu as the Yorubas says).

What can only reach him now are prayers,almgiving in his regard and good deeds he has done on earth that people are constantly benefiting from.eg a functioning well/bore hole that people drinks from,a garden of fruit,library people still attend,worship places he built ,things of charity people still enjoys etc.

We were just discussing this late yesterday in my office after loging out(I never knew it will com up here now) and the reaction was just like in this house.

A typical example is the burial MKO Abiola and ABACHA.I wont be surprised if Adenuga(GLO) or say Egbenedion(OKADA) is buried otherwise when their time comes.
Salam-Peace