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Thanks Pal, I really appreciate it.

The source is the best award wining tv station inNigeria, Channels Tv.Heard it last night, and its every where now

The federal government has raised the bar on allowed imported cars into the country from 8yrs to 15 yrs.Now what are your expectations.

Hi Please help me with the VIN report for these two numbers.
1. 5FNYF28446B013557
2. 5FNYF28797B044878
eluku2003@yahoo.com

Hi Please help me with the VIN report for these two numbers.
1. 5FNYF28446B013557
2. 5FNYF28797B044878
eluku2003@yahoo.com

, Its a vision he saw,but they ve rigged it.They(govt) NEVER GAVE US WATER BUT GOT AN AWARD FOR IT.

Singing Fela rhymes, Dem say na 2010,dem go give us water,for united nations.I want die o! give me water drink. wey the govt sef. dem no dey e dey. Dey e dey e dey.  Dey e dey e dey. Dey e dey e dey.
dey dey dey dey deyyyyyyy e dey. (trumpet) peren peren pereeeeeeen ren.

Show me any honest woman who doesnt enjoy her breast to be sucked by a man, talkless of her beloved man whom she is comfortable being around, then I will champion a course to ban all men from breast sucking,
I ask you,how do you start a car without a kick starter, dont get it wrong.NOT a key, a kickstarter, for the ladies here.
Hmm!God is wonderful for creating the breast.The breast is a fantastic kickstarter that authomatically starts two seperate engines simultaneously when well engaged, if only all women knew, even oyinbos are yet to achieve this feat.The two buttons they carry recklessly around(most times) can reck or rev a man and the world to success or destruction.It feeds,motivates,influences ,encourages,builds,communicates,transmitts,receives,moves,bounces,climbs,descends,attracts, repels,captivates,, pls men inthe house help me out,

Hi Please help me with the VIN report for these two numbers.
1. 5FNYF28446B013557
2. 5FNYF28797B044878

Am interested contact me on eluku2003@yahoo.com with details. e.g. how many blocks is standard from one bag of cement and how many can u make from a tipper sand,total cost ,ur labour and num of days u can do 5,000 blocks including which area you can work.

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I am interested from 0-12mil property. and full title doc.Cof O and the rest.send details and pix to eluku2003@yahoo.com

MOBO4444 is just one of the foolish blacks around.Whats ur joy that u re in England.Where at u perse? in a land where u re regarded as a tenth citizen.English dogs are worth more and have more rights than you and u re trying to mess up our black mothers and sisters and wives and daughters.Ohhhh !!! u re a jjigolo.I see eeeee. Thats why they take you out and pick ur meagre bills. ode.Is it a country where u cant go out except u dress like babasuwe wearing all the clothes in your closet in December that u re comparing to Nigeria.I country so full of people yet so lonely streets and coridors and old people leaving alone and people dieing without their neighbours knowing.I hate Uk and its sense of macabre civilisation.Won o tie wake up.UP NAIJA. Though we have so many problems,we are happier people.so many crazy people there.Thats why Dbanj had to run back , whoops! mo ti jabo.
Bye before I jabo more.

Hi guys,am glad Siasia got the job. Although the two coaches (Sia n Keshi) are good n would deliver cos they ve d capacity,I still prefer Siasia to Keshi for some reasons just like many futbol following /loving Nigerians.
I guess the NFF just cant forgive Keshi for ganging up against them during his days as the Skipo (anyway he asked for his right and his team's ,including Siasia then) and the possibility of teaching his team what to do to fight the thieves like Ogunjobis who keep loossing players'allowances in his car boot or office.
Looking back from the days of siasia when he wore the no 8 shirt , ( was it mutiu , well mutiu and sia were workaholics u will hardly notice them in teams as they always never play rubish like that useless yakubut,reminds of gardiola in his days as the captain of barcelona) .Sia was always serious with ,on and off the ball.I cant forget his sweet goal against argentina when yekini dribbled one player while on a counter and passed to sia.The stupid defender,Redondo thought he had calculated well and came for sia's legs.He sized his pata,kolo and looked up to net and the keeper.lopped the above above the keeper and its a goal against the mighty argentines. The crowd went crazy and I saluted him.
In short Sia deserves this momemt.Mo ti yo.Sia even if u dont deliver, I will always like you.But I know seroius guys like u dont quit.And u shall deliver.I pray serious like u ,may be Mutiu adepoju heads NFF one day.Its just a matter of time.Eagles shall be great again.Please sia.do me afavour give Osaze the honour of the first player to called to team and banish Yakubu forever.I need to see your boys again.Make them play futbol like ur set used to n make us happy.

Hi , just calculate 10 cement bags for 1000 blocks.Remember this is just for erecting the blocks and mason charge per blocks

Hi Eziudo,
Its good u have highlighted a good insight from my post about squeezing the workers but u have only seen the literal meaning.My comments carried contextual meanings.
You would have made a great post by helping to post the cost of this missing activities eg foundation etc.

To gerald, you dont need a german or raft foundation.I understand the terain in ikorodu Its solid land and quite differs from lekki where u would probably need a raft foundation.I also understand a low income earner who needsa little abode to put your head, There4 u cant afford too much on this project.For your foundation just ensure your digging and and excavation is about 2 feet and raise your level to the height of the middle of the road.Then fill up the inside of the house with excavations from your soak away excavation when you have gotten to lintel .Ensure u use stong blocks and enough cements in plastering(do a good finishing, u will love THE OTCOME).jUST ENSURE U USE GOOD MATERIALS.
Be wise, dont be discouraged by people here u might seem to be helping you but are actually doing otherwise.Going to ikorodu initially shows you cant afford places like lekki for people like Eziudo. Go easy pal.cheers.

He has given you a good acount of the project judging from the fact that u did not add cost of setout,tie lines and pegs, digging and blinding seperately.
For misceallaneous,you can keep an extra 50k eg water,clearing etc u know, all his 2k, 1k, 5k stuffs.Dont release this money to them until u are asked and am sure u will be asked.
Squeeze them and be sure they really need it before u release it,people are wicked when it comes to money and women.
Best of luck in ur quest to become a landlord, however small.
cheers.

Nice one, there is room for improvement.Especially in the voice.They(Bino,Fino,Mamaand Baba) are all with the same voice.Also try and remove the reader mode, (someone speaking from a reader poit, trying to help decipher the clues with the , says Bino, sayss Fino thing).

cant u all see that GEJ is a weaklin,his wife is worst (compared to Turai).Right from the word go,He has shown signs of a cowardice from the manner Jega was chosen,by the way he declared his intention to run,the manner in which Sambo was brought along side and the way he handled yar-adua's death and the senators attitude plus the Governors insult on himbefore he was sworn in.I mean cant you all see this is how far goodluck can take him.He is going to cause a war in this country by his manner of appraoch and managing/handling things.He is less a manager talkless of a leader.Even my kid sister who didnt read fredick forsythe,robert ludlum,sydney sheldon ,james hardley chase or nick carter can say that SMS mssg for arresting Dokpesi is watery evidence, Just look from babangida's perspective,he is showing maturity,responsibility and intelligence even when we all know he is bad and he knows and the president is against him.Men I respect him(he will and shall never have my vote anyway, thats when our vote even counts).Check out GEJ's posture and response to assimilation of questions from international journalist(meeen that CNN stupid chriatian amanpour childishly humilliated us all Nigeraians) he could do well for a gambian or any malombo african president but not Nigeria.He only has my pity and not my vote. . He could even be smart on a parade or decorate officers well.See the way he was looking ganran-ganran like a caught petty thieve.
How I wih Fashola and Ribadu can do a collabo and teach us all what good Governance should be, according to Ashiwaju, u can feel ,see,hear and know good governance when its in place , come and see,hear ,,feel and know one in Lagos Tinubu/Fashola Lagos.

GEJ am highly disappointed in you and all of you stupid professors in school who gave me odo while I was there.i always know you are all oppotunist except but only few of you.

Its a corolla 2003

I was in my senior secondary school before I realise my surname is not my fathers name and as I speak with you now I dont even know is name for sure , until I got into the university.Its the fear factor of asking, and the serious shishi that might follow for disrespecting him.For your info I graduated in 1999 when I was 23 yrs old,

Sister let me tell you a true life story, my version of super story for your scenerio--present and future.

I have a sister in-law who was told not to marry a guy just like the majority of the posts here are telling you because he beats her up while they were courting.She did not listen and went ahead. She now has 3 children and cant count the number of beatings she has received now that are her first child is a graduate at 23yrs.The funny thing is that she cant even report any beating again as she was again warned on her wedding day by her dad and the guy knows,capitalises on this and beats her more.Now all the CDs in her house are boxing techniques,taekwondo,and wrestling.She practises all Hulk hogan's moves,Shawn Michael's and even undertaker's.But the guy always come around to win the bout no matter how well she has prepared for it (come to think of it,preparing and anticipating return matches, my God Lol!!) whether na boxing /wrestling,kickboxing or karate,the guy always win.
Her latest strategy now is to have a team mate.She has been able to coin her first child as tag team and they both had a rematch with the guy recently.ofcourse the guy won again as he turn it to wuru this time using bottle and cutlass.She is looking at divorse now as suggested by her first child but shé still doesnt want to leave.Dont get me wrong,she is comfortable financially without the guy but the guy always com back to beg and she always open her arms again and again to welcome him, she forgives .Thats the line.a handshake after a match, like fifas sportmanship rule.He did not mean to hurt her, SHIOOOOOR KELEMBE!!!!!!!

ONCE ONCE YOU GET HOOKED BY HIS FIRST PLEA,YOU ARE HOOKED FOR LIFE. I HAVE BEEN WITH MY WIFE FOR TWELVE YEARS NOW AND I HAVE NEVER HAD A REASON TO BEAT HER UP.ITS POSSIBLE . HE IS NOT THE ONLY GUY ON PLANET EARTH. A GUY IS WAITING WITH A PROMISE TO LOVE YOU AND NEVER RAISE A FINGER TO BEAT YOU.
MY SISTER RUN FOR PEACE IN YOUR LIFE AND YOUR CHILDREN'S, RUN FOR LIFE, RUN FAR AWAY.

One thing I ve been able to gather from majority of posts here is that there is freedom of speech which does not go beyound distrupting other peoples peace.Its been there for ages, christians terrorises all other religions. You go in the bus and  some starts disturbing the peace in the name of preaching,in the office ,in the restaurant ,on the streets at unGodly hours while you trying to catch up on lost rest/sleep,infact three of them could be preaching at the same time ,some will even enter your house without invitation.Now imagine Muslims doing these too, will we have a sane environment/neighbourhood?.
Dont get me wrong .I am not talking about the normal church activities(noise) which is ten times more than  mosques' noise ( apart from the call to prayers).
Unless you wana be bias and unjust, christians disturbs.
And to those people who said the Muslims are overreacting, then you are missing the point.Remember why we didnt host the Miss World peageant?,remember the Danish publication about Mohammed ?,this is tantamount to those incidents if not more than them as this was done in the month of ramadan. If you subscribe to the line that muslims are overreacting,then you have not learnt anything about your inevitable neighbour which to me is the key to peace.
Muslims and chrictians have been neighbours in this country for ages.Its your right to know what provokes and does not provoke one another.To some people ,mere utterances could be  worst than physical attacks.Just don’t make those utterances if you want peace.I will take another example in the manner of fasting by these two religions.
Most Christians often say Muslims fast is not real and too simple and they only miss a meal (Lunch) ,Well too bad christians’ standard in fasting is higher. But that does not render muslims’ fast a fake. Besides the number of Muslims that meets up their standards in fasting is far beyond comparism to Christians. Most of us know that Christians don’t fast, but Muslims have never said their fast is unreal.
The point is that the reaction of the UI Muslim community is mild/ generous if by any standard, try it in Zaria, Sokoto or even Kano and you would see standard reactions.

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I always burst out with uncontrolable laughter each time I start any reconcilliation job at work and the name of this church comes to my mind.As if I should just take the work there for the pastor to solve.I see this church everyday on my way to VI coming from berger before getting to iyana oworo on the right. The name is  " GODS CHURCH OF RECONCILLIATION " pls correct me if am wrong as am not so sure of the way it is written, but am very sure reconcilliation dey there.
If u work in VI,pls check it out on ur way home today, it should be on your left comming down 3rd mainland btwn iyanaoworo and ojota.
And pls try tell me wetin dem dey reconcile there, GODs Error, I forbide, make GOD forgive us all, I million Astagafuru lahi for the pastor , 50 thousand astagafuru lahi for its members, 10 thousand astagafuru lahhi for the resident neighbours  , one thousand astagafuru lahi for us wey dey pass by /see am and 100 astagafuru lahi for the moderator /creator of this thread and all of una wey read am. Lol

Hi shakerz 1,
It seems u are one those ignorant fellows (Muslim /Christian) who will rather sarcastically criticize than ask questions humbly .
The Islamic Stance
It’s usually easy for whoever Allah gives understanding and impossible to comprehend by whoever Allah as strayed.may Allah keep us on the right path.
Its a great sin to have sex out of wedlock and in Ramadan. However  its enormous blessing to have sex with ur wife at anytime and greater (X10) during the nights of Ramadan- sin any good deed is multiplied by ten in ramadan. Its a sin to take any meal prepared by ur girlfriend except by ur mum, sister ,cousin etc whom are relatives and not a girlfriend or any lady u have not cemented / legally married to you. During Ramadan,the gate of heaven is open wide and the gate of hell is closed/locked. Shaytan (Satan)  and his cohorts (demons) are chained and Allah changes destinies from bad to good. The blessings and rahmah of Allah is incomprehendable during Ramadan because the Holy Quran was revealed during this month. Allah also gives u the benefits of 1000days worship on the night of blessing (laylatul qodri- where a night’s worship is greater than 1000days worship of a pious Muslim-Samson –Shamusu gaasi). Muslims are generally encouraged to get married early as soon as u are matured (when ur testosterone and progesterone  is building up and u re roaring to experiment and charge like a bull on the opposite sex---- this reduces sins in a society and avoids single home while maintaining a rational society) .So u see its better to avoid and exchange the  wrath of Allah at any time and especially during Ramadan for his boundless and infinite mercies.
That’s why conscious Muslims run to get married before Ramadan and at least seek His forgiveness during this holy month, for ur records, Muslims have been fasting for a month and half now. We fast 2 months before Ramadan which is not compulsory. Most Christians don’t know this and think we only fast during Ramadan. Besides this 3 fasting consecutive months (rajab,shaban,ramadan,there are other fasts that mu slim engages).However Allah has made Ramadan compulsory on all able muslims alive that they may attain piety just like the generations before us.We are only following the order and tenets of our religion – a complete way of life.
I will stop here for now. Check the internet for more info on Ramadan.
Jazaak

Yeah!!!! God is answering my prayers, I am praying harder for more lasma officials to be beaten up .MEN they are mean and wicked.especially those along bank anthony way, he, he, ehee.hee, I laugh in igbomina, yehh I go die o. yeye.

ok shola,will contact you by monday nxt wk.

Hi pally,
Pls I want to do biz wit u.I need a car in the next two weeks.
1.What model of honda,toyota,nissan and mitsubishi can I get for a budget of 600k - 700k including landiing cost in lagos.
2.How long will it take to land in lagos from the date of purchase in cotonou.
3. pls post pix of these models as i dont know cars by their ussual nija names .besides pix speaks mo.

Ngerians are obsessed with the Toyota brand that they often fail to be rational even when glarring facts are there.I still hold my ground that the disparity in fuel economy of the toyota brand and the honda brand is so thin that none of us here can detect it by merely driving it.it can only be done coreectly in a high class auot-lab and not one of those in elizade and the rest.
I have driven and owned and still own both cars and can unbiasly say so.I even watched a documentary by CNN in early 2010 and the Honda was declared better in terms of fuel economy.
Like I said earlier on,most Nigerians are obsessed with toyota.So its realy hard to see otherwise.Most of these people had their first taste of owning a ride with a toyota.Ask them ,they will tell you.But honda is better in all ramification and especially interior chikena.

Who needs the advice of a ninny,a slowpoke,a delirious nitwitted nincompoop, its free, A - on - do - wanka (just as his name conotes and what a foolish name anyway) is here and he is SAN (Silly Adventurous Nigerian).
What a diverse Nigeria.Just when one Serious Administrative Nigerian (Fashola - SAN) is doing so well, a Silly adventurous Nigerian ( Aondoawanka -SAN) is craving for attention.
And Wyclef said it all------anything can happen------he just never added ----- in Nigeria, so you guys wouldnt crucify him.

Thanks pal,
I am very greatful.Now I can make an informed decision.May u neva stumble.