₦airaland Forum

Pataki: Please kindly educate us to these reasons you are deducing.

And how is this a North Vs South agenda? Not that I like the person of Sanusi though, but a thief is a thief irrespective of whichever region he emanates from.

We really have a long way to go in Nigeria. Our ideology is totally warped.

Small small jare, starting from his time as MD of first bank, dod you know about his serious case with Akingbola

[quote author=PAGAN 9JA]he is keeping low profile this dayz. .[/quote]If they borrow the man nose? E go snuff plenty

Wetin you go do person wey sabi her work? NATHIN!

You remenber the banking wahala which scatter so many banks and sack so many workers. There are reason to believe that all that are planned by Sanusi to bring down old enemyies like Akingbola. The bigger picture is to crash most southern owned business and try to equalise the floor so the north can come up, and to bring islamic bank.

Onlytruth for president!
I will pay for the whole posters

spyder880: Guy, you hit the nail on the head
There is no doubt you live here in Enugu, why not jam me for any joint for a bottle in the evening?

Oga Spyder sorry o, I travelled out to the west. Maybe weekend?

Biggyd2: Spyder, your state is beautiful and you have been doing an excellent job to show it. Your governor is doing a commendable job. But can you confirm to us if the people of this state have so far been bombarded with all manner taxes(reasonable and unreasonable) before this transformation was achieved? Don't get me wrong, I believe in people paying their taxes. However, I am asking, because some governors now believe that it is only if they over burden their people with taxes (all in the name of raising revenue) that they can achieve their purpose of making any meaningful change in their states.

Very good question, of recent there has been an upsurge in the number of "task force" manning major roads in Enugu, I dont know how legal these guys are but they have continued to cause problems everywhere.

Some of them are tasked with proper parking of vehicles, if you leave you car in a place not marked they will either clamp your tyres or remove your plate numbers till you go and pay in their office.

Another group from the ministry of transport just appeared a few weeks ago and has been stopping vehicles and demanding some money, they are in every major junction, but I have not been stopped so I dont know what they have been enforcing.

Eswama is another case entirely, harrasing people to pay before they can evacuate waste from bins. They even arrest and prosecute those they consider as offenders. But the refuse are not always packed in time. I saw more than 5 pictures here where waste have overflown into the roads and left the whole place dirty.

Yes, lets not forget those touts contracted by local governments who chase and stop lorries, pick up trucks, private and commercial and insist you obtain emblems, such emblems could cost as high as N25000, they are purely mad and can tow your car and deflate your tyres in their office,crazy country!

mikeywise: BREAKING NEWS!!!
Dr Okupe has been appointed SSA on public affairs by mr President, what does dis mean to RA †ђξ oga of 40 laptops?
40 laptops,very soon u all will be out of job.

We the 40 laptop boys are to briefed this morn on how to work with the new man. GEJ for life president!!! . The Mugabe option!

The senate chief must be reading nairaland sometimes, and they are getting worried, seun, they are coming for you next.

These guys control our economy and scatter it, control our resources and embezzle it and now want to control our voices so then can silence it.

rafindo: as far i am concern biafra is an illusion that must be defeated with al d power needd.any who suport this fantasy need rehab nd psyche evalulatin.

We must all stand up and fight these nonsense igbo pipus, abeg all enemies of progress should march out and stop biafra

Ignoramus
Stewpid
Stuborn
Cheat
Affectionate
Passionate
Religious hypocrite

noblezone: I did my NYSC in Zaria in Kaduna State.

One faithful night, we were woken up by shouts of "Lai la ilala, Mohammed ....." or something like that. It is was round 3 am, we peeped through the window and saw hundreds of Moslems chanting the "lai ilala" stuff and marching with vexation.

The young man I was staying with asked us to be ready to run in case it escalates. So we woke up and were ready just in case. It died down around 5.30am, and it was that morning we heard what happened.

"There was an eclipse of the moon" which made the moon to turn "red". These Moslems interpreted common eclipse of the moon to mean that Allah was very angry with the sins of infidels.

Would you believe that some people were actually killed that night in other to appease the angry Allah? In fact, they were convinced that it was the slaughtering of the people that led to the colour change of the "red" moon.

Islam as a regligion belongs to the cave men.

So much peace being spread around.

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C'mon dude, what other true-choice do we have in Nigeria? Tinubu? Buhari? Atiku? Babangida? Tell me dude. GEJ is work-in-progress and has kept a clean sheet among all and there isn't any unforeseen candidate that can dethrone the power that be.[/quote]Vote Buhari and he will be bombing every state till they declare sharia, + he may die in office, we dont want another dead presido again.

Dayokanu - road side vulcanizer in the day, love-vendor at night

Pataki: Look at this asinine demented goat living in human form.

Are you bereft of words or ideas to persuade me about inglorious President Retardeen, so much that you now resort to insulting my education from childhood to date?

I am not hating. I am only calling out Retardeen for who he is. At least calling him Retardeen makes me fat, so even if he ''rules'' (which I have repeatedly told you is not a democratic word - idiota) till 2019, kindly endure the agony of me calling him RETARDEEEN! It gives me joy to see and identify true idiocy in the personification of a President.

All hail President Retardeen - deal with that till 2019!

You go don get high BP before 2019 with the way you are going up

The guy is an ibo man, from Nkwere Izunaka, i sabi im papa house

cunlay007: Guess dis pixx is a joke ryt? seen dis pixx lyk 3yrs ago bt truth be told the future of this country looks blink

The pix is for gullible slow brained pipus who believe there is a 40 laptop thing somewhere, believe this and you will believe anything.....

tunnytox: You're a lobotomised ape, i am not a dumb a.s.s or a waste of space like you and your fada that refused to train you properly. I am brought up to return fire for fire, so if you think you're good in throwing insults I will bath you with more insults you can ever imagine. stupeed a.s.shole

The opposition players are very rough and foul mouthed.....
They are exchanging words with everybody, harrasing everybody in sight, are they getting desperate.....
I think they should play ball o jare.....

Billyonaire: Yoruba have great minds, but you are not one of the great minds. Do not bring tribalism into this, we are progressives from all languages, we love the Yoruba people and we will continue to be progressive.

Thats wat am saying, another great dribble by this guy, leaving the opposition player with tribal marks dazed and confused......

quote author=tunnytox][size=24pt]THE WRATH OF GOD SHALL DESCEND ON ALL PAID AGENTS WORKING AGAINST NIGERIA ON THIS FORUM.....VERY SOON
E O NI KU SI IBI TI ASO YIN WA
OBO (MONKEY) KII JERE LEYIN OKO (VEHICLE) E O NI JERE
OFO LOMI EFO N SE, E MA SOFO NI
GBOGBO IBI TI E WO MOTO DE LE MAA FESE RIN DE
OLORIBURUKU GBOGBO [/size][/quote](Singing) E dey pain you, gan gan
E dey pain you wellu wellu o, gan gan

Billyonaire: Whats your issues with me dude ? You need free drink ?

Oh! Hes back!
They need to test this guy for steroids, they way he has been playing....... Did you want to give me a drink, sorry pls throw me an e-drink, chilled please

2mch: Of course Coscahris will go with the FG. The company needs to be looked into. Am sure it has been getting some unfair advantages. Any Nigerian worth its salt should avoid them from now on.

karl max: A good opposition would show prove that the cars were bought from coscharis at least the company is in nigeria here!! If cosharis. Comes out to refute this latest allegation shame on cpc and their lying partners!!!a

Bad belle!

mikeywise: Come back here (draws billyonaire and drags him back to †ђξ thread).

That was pulling on his jersey, the ref goes for the yellow card, yes, the ref shows mikeywise an MTN card

karl max: No be 200 exotic cars again? Na the hosting of the first ladies summit stupid opposition and their lies

I saw the 200 exotic cars bought, BMW 3 series, Mercedes 900, Ferrari, Escalade and latest models of Range sports. They were inside the first lady's hand bag!

mikeywise: Dis is what u know how to do best, throwing tantrums. U better get a job o, in de nearest future,people like u won't have job because there won't be any poo for u to lick.

That was a wrong tackle, this player needs to careful as the ref is known to have a very short fuse.....

Billyonaire: Heading to Sailors to have a drink, will be back to tackle Pro-Jihadists

Oh! He is about to be substituted, I can see ifihearam warming up on the sidelines....

Scoreboard

Team 40 laptops. 8
The opposition. 1

Match getting interesting as the opposition team are pinned to their half of the field..... And now another great run by the able winger of the 40 laptop team by the name of Billyonaire, that was a good dribble by him as he runs circles around the opposition defence....

GEJ and Sambo are at the VIP stand smiling like mumu.......

Abeg who dey give us number, what my serial number, the air is very fresh!

noblezone: I am a Christian, and considering the number of my kinsmen slaughtered in Northern Nigeria in the name of Allah since I was born till now, I wish that Nigeria was never amalgamated.

emm @Poster,

While the people like Bakare are busy shouting "up up Jesus, down down Jonathan", his moslem counterparts are busy doing "bomb bomb Christians, bomb bomb Jonathan"

Actually you are wrong, moslems throwing bombs are acts of peace, you know it the most peaceful religion.

Yeah! Just got my own fresh air laptop today, freshly issued with enough subscription to last me till 2019. Good feeling of being among the paid guys.