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hassymo5: i posted it cos i wanted us to discuss about it, but if you are not interested then logout!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Discuss it, Or twist simple things out of context?

pDude: How come here in US, we hardly know about that development, but in Nigeria, it seems to be the talk of the town?

Food for thought.

Because it concerns religion, and Nigerians are religious hypocrites of the highest order!

Oluti: So juju is not real? Just pray you don't offend a real juju man God help you if you are not a real born again. I have seen live encounter between the two.

Tell us about the 'live' encounter?

ujukala: Juju works! Believe it.

It works, you just saw the result!

Ignorant peeps!!!

lumeneng22: Am watching a Yoruba film now on ait where a chief gave lift to an ashewo and a pregnant woman only to land them in a forest where ritualist hold sway.The pregnant woman begged them in the name of God and the chief ask them to kill her first because some customers are eagerly waiting to buy the foetus and also in high demand.What a pathetic world! This is exactly how it is in real world. It is high time to hunt for these babalawo, their agents and their customers.

If you believ this you are no diferent from this man arrested, maybe he watched same movie before shooting his son.

And you think these your childish points are worth a new thread?

CyberG just threw in a bad one, and was thrown out, hahahahah

Capaccini: AM partly shocked and partly suprised to see people who are true CRUSADERS of love....i just hope u guys are 4 real and nat just being phony just to be admired by dem gals on here!!!

True love exists, at those few minutes before he undresses her

steffans: My Wife and I use curve 2..and d fone strong like Nokia 3310..afta all d falling and salivia..it still stands d taste of tym

Drop it from one story building or soak it in water then come back and tell us the result of the experiment.

My beer, madam gimme one more bottle dia, in fact i am not as think as you drunk i am

preciousmee: As there ever been a time in your marriage that you felt you could have been a little patient with your decision to marry your husband or wife?

Are you looking for an excuse to commit adultery?

A

Basquiat: LMAO
"I Don't Know How To Beat Children" - that's what my dad often tells my mom whenever we misbehave. She wants my dad to do the beatings but he's just not the type. The beatings I received as a child were mainly from school teachers and barely from my mom.
Those days we don't abuse our parents.
But children of these days need strict discipline or else kids might end up punching adults in the face.
I'll be lenient with my kids though.

I will beat o, i will carry a looong cane in my car and when i step into the house, will whip all the kids, thats their biscuit that i bought for them

Emmysteve: My son does this with my fone, my husband does that etc. Thank you all for advertising you marital status. #Noted and moving on

Its nobody's fault that the Alhaji senator snatched your wife

[quote author=.bbpreye]This is my state we are talking about here so pls seun don't ban me as I humbly ask how thgis news will affect the price of ................ In the market?

Dickson is the man, GEJ for 2015

President, LIVE from otueke, ogbia LGA, Bayelsa[/quote]The man for using state funds to buy 300 cars? Dickinson is the woman in fact!

Bigotry is good for business, no news sells as fast as bad news.

Ewu tiwe ite ya dibazia, otego aka ite ji emesi ewu ike

Only 300 cars? Grossly inadequate.

What I dont understand are the reasons why;

Kogi state didnt discover the oyel in their state
Kogi state kept quiet while anambra was drilling the oyel
Kogi stae just woke up now to discover that their goat has been eaten?

Caught at the gym? If na me catch them, I will first scatter em mouth with uppercut.

Basquiat: #Just Passing.
I'm Neither Married Nor Have Any Kid Of My Own.
But I'll Smack Any Kid That Tampers With My Phone.
The Cost Of My Iphone 4 And Bold 4 No Be Garri

#SAMO

Typical singles response, your type cannot even beat a child, your type will even cry when your child cries

vanstanzy: O thank goodness, i get to finally meet my fellow 'martian'. Dont mind these 'earthlines' and indecision.

O thank goodness, you finaly meet a fellow 'kid' . We would not mind if you get to the kiddies section.

blank: Na so we see am o.

He dropped my husband's bb into the toilet.
Dropped his back up phone into the toilet.
Spoilt my Nokia touchscreen such that I can't use the touch thingy.
Spoilt his nanny's phone twice!
Immediately he hears any phone ring, the way he will take off to get it you will think he is competing in the Olympics.

His favourite pastime now is for him to throw the phone/remote on the ground so the battery can come out and he can pretend to put it back. You will think with all the toys he has that run on batteries he would just leave the phone alone but noooo.

We took to keeping our phones/remote on top of the TV on the wall bracket. One day, I saw him climb unto the TV stand and actually jump at the phone when it started ringing, all of this with great speed.

Funnily enough, he doesn’t like all them dull phones e.g. starcomms et al that are not colour screens or expensive looking.

You sound like the kid has no control.

[quote author=ekt_bear]How much was the ransom?[/quote]12 shekels

another very good proof we yoruba people have stupidity mixed in our DNA,
we the yoruba people know our fathers are goats, so the story was easy to be believed.

try and see, by the time they are burning you shops and slaughtering your entire family, screaming allahu akbar! you will know the true meaning of citizenship.

Ninilowo: Bless yu. Obj was d head of state, Yaradua the 2nd in command and Danjuma was o.c that carried out the order as he did to Ironsi and Fajuyi @ Ibadan. Danjuma Danjuma........ messenger of death, we are waiting to see how u too will end it.

just like some army guys killing a person today, how sure are you that goodluck ordered the crime

what about the soldiers electrocuted?
we did not get hit tracks moaning their death like

them electrocute my papa
them electrocute my brother

and Fela, just because he has a microphone and had hated enemies just pinned the problem on the military forgetting that his house was a den of thiefs who pretended and mixes with music lovers.

boko haram paradise

galaxy4rep: Dis Yoruba ppl(yoruba)nd dia sacrilage!

your village councillor is stewpid, if not you will not be saying such. the Yoruba are very nice ppl

Mr CGPA: Thats why an Igbo person cannot be president of this country in this generation. They are very greedy set of human beings. They can commit any atrocity to get money. They call money ego!

god punish ya local government chairman dia

[quote author=ekt_bear]Well, if we are now talking about mobile cash (cash someone has in their wallet for upcoming purchases), then this is not likely to have a huge effect on liquidity. Since it:

a) tends to be spent fairly quickly,
b) is a small % of the total amount of money available[/quote]a) not anymore, there will not be too much hurry to spend it since you are not very afraid it will be stolen, remember hiding it will be easier now
b) small number when you are talking of only one man, multiply it with thousands of business people who will be nursing same idea and a full scale crisis will burst

ballabriggs: HAHA stroke? I laugh when responding to ignorant people like you. It is only right that you are put in your place so you don't mislead millions of people.

I ask you again, what do you know is inflation? And how did a dunce like you come to the conclusion that it has inflationary consequences on the system without any valid analysis.

you always talk about analysis, analysis of what exactly? go ahead and tell us what made you think its a right step considering the following points

increased robbery
easy of handling
cashless economy
lootocracy
inflation, yes inflation

please give us a very good analysis my analyzer

ballabriggs: Any analysis of the present position of the monetary system? How then did you come to the conclusion that it would contract credit in the system?

Oga please stop this your garri and groundnut analysis.

did you drink garri and groundnut today?