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Jokes EtcRe: . by VANHELLSING: 7:29pm On Feb 21, 2015
PhockPhockMan:
Op, shame on you people. Lie lie go kill APC.
Berem, egift, NgeneUkwenu , Obiagelli, demdem, Omenka, GenBuhari, kelsoft, OrlandoOwo, Caseless, MichaelSokoto, gbawe, donphilopus, koboko69, GenBuhari
Hahaha busted grin grin grin
PoliticsRe: Buhari To Speak At Chatam House On Thursday - Premium Times by VANHELLSING:
[quote author=IbnSultaan post=30949238][/quote]And the lies continue undecided


Foward Ever With....G E J


By the way, we are expecting bokoharii to use this opportunity to collect his certificate from Cambridge, we will not entertain any more story if he comes back without his school cert.

CelebritiesRe: Agbani Darego Looks Adorable In New Photos by VANHELLSING: 6:47pm On Feb 21, 2015
IYANGBALI:
dis bonga fish?wait make I give you better babe fok
Me like them lepashious cheesy wink
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga)Re: Chelsea Vs Burnley (1 - 1) On 21st February 2015 by VANHELLSING: 6:45pm On Feb 21, 2015
David0:
I think am beginning to agree wt Mourinho regarding dis campaign against chelsea. If referee didn't spot those penalties, wats d Asst Ref doing on d pitch. It's funny how Arsenal is scoring an offside goal n a penalty for foul at d edge of d box, while chelsea is bn denied 2 spot kicks.
As for Matic, I dnt blame him. No mata hw prof u r, ur still human. D Ref is d man to blame here. Dat foul on Matic was career threatening but d Ref for wat I dnt knw didn't c it.
I ll only wait to c wat d FA ll do regarding dat foul, cos if na chelsea dem go carry am for head.
Bros take one alomo kool temper grin cheesy tongue


Morinho be like........

European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga)Re: Swansea City Vs Manchester United (2 - 1) On 21st February 2015 by VANHELLSING: 6:32pm On Feb 21, 2015
natureblack:
This is what you get when a team is built around a maladroit footballer in the name of Fellaini. angry angry angry





........how did we get here?




The last thing I can remember before I was thrown into oblivion is Lord Moyes's incessant failure.




Sir LVG in the name of "transition" has transmogrified UTD to a panic-stricken Red-Devil. angry sad angry




DI MARIA spent the whole day giving me reasons why I should be convinced that buying him for 60million Euros is pure waste of fund.

ROONEY earns 300k pounds/week.Why huh

FELLAINI is relentlessly trying to draw us back to the 2011 Everton fc concept of footie.Play shabbily,but please ensure you drop the ball on his head.....because he might score.RUBBISH,TOTAL RUBBISH angry angry angry angry

RVP,its non-obvious Di Gea has more touches than him. angry


BLIND,well,his parent can't be wrong giving him such name.I don't expect much from him though.
LAMENTATION chapter 1: 1

CelebritiesRe: Agbani Darego Looks Adorable In New Photos by VANHELLSING:
This girl go sweet for bed die... lipsrsealed lipsrsealed
PoliticsRe: Buhari Not In London Hospital – Garba Shehu by VANHELLSING: 1:46pm On Feb 21, 2015
Lost but found....Lost but found this is to announce to the general public that one Mr bokoharii was this afternoon found walking aimlessly down the Buckinham palace road..... grin grin grin
PoliticsRe: Fayose Describes U K Hospital Where Buhari Is Receiving Treatment by VANHELLSING: 11:59am On Feb 21, 2015
omenka:
Wait oo, what if indeed Buhari went for treatment, what in seven hells is the problem with that?? Did Buhari say he's immortal?? Why is this man killing himself over Buhari's issue?? cheesycheesy

Oh, I get; the Ekiti rigging saga will be revisited soon as Buhari is sworn in and this thug knows he wouldn't stand the chance of staying one more week in the government house with the evidence against him!! Matter of fact, he would be the first to go on self exile before his father Bode George follows soon after! grin

I really feel for the people of Ekiti. See what burden you guys have brought upon yourselves over a few cups of rice and Kerosine. This dude has more than three years left and instead of settling down to the business of governance, fulfilling the pledges he made the electorates, he's busy running up and down trying to run Buhari down. I bet FFK, Reno, Okupe and Abati would not be too comfortable what he's doing. He's practically rendered them redundant! grin
Olodo
PoliticsRe: Buhari In London (Picture) by VANHELLSING: 6:00pm On Feb 20, 2015
WendellSimilin:
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Jonathan is a dunce
Sambo is a dullard
Mark is a thief
Okupe is a bastard
Abati Is a big fool
Fayose is a criminal
Obanikoro is a criminal
Bloodykiller is a goat
Simplemach who doesn't understand the signs in an airport is a dullard.
Why this bastard from lineage of coward will not allow us read reasonable comment?......them swear for your mother head ni?
PoliticsRe: Tension Between France & Cameroun Over Captured French Boko Haram Fighters by VANHELLSING: 1:30pm On Feb 20, 2015
Zoharariel:
My point is; go & drink a bottle of Jik and die - worm!
You are among them>>>>>

PoliticsRe: Tension Between France & Cameroun Over Captured French Boko Haram Fighters by VANHELLSING: 1:23pm On Feb 20, 2015
Zoharariel:
Now, where are the bastards condemning Omar Al-Barshar [President of Sudan] for saying CIA & Mossad are behind Boko Haram?

Some brainwashed fools who know next to nothing were also hailing the Christian Militants taken to Iraq to combat ISIS when in fact America and her Allies are the brain behind ISIS and every other Terrorist Organization causing chaos all over the Globe just to sustain their Global Destabilization Program .

We still haven't been told what the chad bound French weapons-laden Aircraft that was recently impounded in Kano was meant for after they tried implicating Russia.

Open your brains people and know what America and her Allies truly stand for!
Ret.ard, MOSAD has nothing to do with boko haram.......Useless islamist like you
PoliticsRe: Tension Between France & Cameroun Over Captured French Boko Haram Fighters by VANHELLSING: 1:18pm On Feb 20, 2015
Prisca0ge:
So GEJ is paying mercenaries to come and kill us all.. Oya kill us all na!
Fooooool tongue
CelebritiesRe: Check Out Afrocandy Pretty Daughters by VANHELLSING: 12:35pm On Feb 20, 2015
FriedPlantain:
Omo see how this babes fresh die shocked, I must nyansh one of these girls soon. angry

FriedPlantain
Pedo...phile. sad embarassed
PoliticsRe: Eze Uche Dimgba Asks Igbos In Lagos To Vote For APC by VANHELLSING: 10:55am On Feb 20, 2015
Prisca0ge:
We the original Igbos in Lagos have since decided to VOTE Ambode and Buhari. Jonathan and PDP are bunch of corrupt ugly hungry banana thieving apes! Back to the jungle! And PDP is Boko Haram, GEJ is a major sponsor.. Look at his face very well.
Keep deceiving your self, we only have one priscaoge yours is as fake as it come.
PoliticsRe: Eze Uche Dimgba Asks Igbos In Lagos To Vote For APC by VANHELLSING: 10:41am On Feb 20, 2015
Idrismusty97:
And I thought the name "Azikwe" is enough to turn them all to Dumbos. I have never been so wrong!

They have seen the handwriting on the wall if you ask me. They just want to be on the winning side, who doesn't?
One thing you slaves don't understand about the igbos is that, unlike u guys, igbos don't forget, they can forgive but not forget, hence it will amount to illusion to think that any sensible igbo will vote APC in lagos after the hash treatment under APC?.....well dream on.

In my all interaction in the streets of lagos & online, I have not come across any igbo that supports APC or buhari. From BBC page to Al-jezeera to CNN to all the local media even on nairaland igbos are the one supporting & defending GEJ & JK, if u are unaware, u will even think GEJ is an igbo. So tell the bast*ard Eze to go jump into lagoon, igbos are going to vote JK & GEJ.
PoliticsRe: Fashola's Aide Shocks APC In Lagos Rally by VANHELLSING: 1:07am On Feb 20, 2015
I was there, it is real not PhotoShoped smiley cheesy cheesy wink
PoliticsRe: Behold The Change APC Is Offering You And I (pictured) by VANHELLSING: 12:53am On Feb 20, 2015
Boss13:
The dumbest propaganda I have seen so far. If you want to convince me, you need to work harder
You sure say u know wetin be propaganda? Or u just used the word because everybody de use am?
CelebritiesRe: Nigeria's Curviest Actress Didi Ekanem Shows Off Her Figure In New Photos by VANHELLSING: 12:43am On Feb 20, 2015
KingEbukaBlog:
Is there another curvier than her ?

More Photos here >>> http://www.kingebuka.com/2015/02/nigerias-curviest-actress-didi-ekanem.html

Also visit www.kingebuka.com for news/sports/entertainment/hard-core politics
Shay she be dwarf ni? undecided
PoliticsRe: Photos; Christian Militants Arrive Iraq To Fight ISIS by VANHELLSING: 12:37am On Feb 20, 2015
asadike:
my love, I don't o. Na person wey get strength dey fyt. Have u ever wondered why I don't want you to join our troops at maiduguri? My heart breaks terribly at your pictures,Just that am a nurse and have seen dead bodies so its not exactly a new thing.
Asa you're a nurse? that's lovely
PoliticsRe: Photos; Christian Militants Arrive Iraq To Fight ISIS by VANHELLSING: 12:31am On Feb 20, 2015
IdiAmin1:
Adeboye is probably fighting in his own way(prayers), Oyedepo is placing curses on BH, TB is only waiting to forsee another world event and boast as usual, Oyakhilome is at the barber shop right now,Oritsejafor is busy browsing amazon looking up on new blings to buy, Osinbajo is busy with akara sellers as part of his timid campaign while Mbaka is busy cursing GEJ undecided
grin grin grin grin grin
EntertainmentRe: Queen Nonyerem Okafor, Hairiest Girl In Nigeria Flaunts Her Hairy Bosoms(photos) by VANHELLSING: 12:02am On Feb 20, 2015
Rockstar07:
Of course He's a guy. A transgender. I've seen him couple of times on Baddo.

@Op Pls don't say what you don't know. That's not Queen Nonyerem Okafor for christsake.

Do you think we're all dumb like you.....Mtchewww
Yes, she's Okafor, but I don't know about Nnoyerem. I have seen her severally at her street at oshodi, she's very tall & some how bulky.
PoliticsRe: Percentage Of PVC Collection By States In Picture by VANHELLSING: 10:09pm On Feb 19, 2015
Zico5:
U know nothing my brother. Igbos re not relevant in politics. Why can't igbo change the permutation of lagos election all these while. But u said u have majority, let see how that will work comes election day. U know how many votes Gmb got in 2011 despite his non popularity. U better face ur business squally cos igbo has no relevance whatsoever.
Ask thieftinubu, Ambo-ODE, Fash-OLE & boko-HARI how important igbo votes is & the reason their have been running around begging us for our vote, even wearing igbo costume & regalia? tongue grin
Christianity EtcRe: No PVC, No Communion, Rev. Uma Ukpai Tells Congregation by VANHELLSING: 8:30pm On Feb 19, 2015
In as much as it is not proper to mix politics with Christianity or campaign from the pupit, however, it is wise that Christian religious leaders should encourage they followers to always exercise their civic responsibility. It's quite pathetic that most Christians in Nigeria have strong apathy for voting or anything related to government, while their muslim counterpart don't joke with election
PoliticsRe: APC Has Won The Elections, Except PDP Rigs On The Other Side – Tinubu by VANHELLSING: 7:48pm On Feb 19, 2015
If thieftinubu no wan thunder to strike him, he should stop mentioning IGBOS in his drunk statement undecided kiss
PoliticsRe: Percentage Of PVC Collection By States In Picture by VANHELLSING: 7:24pm On Feb 19, 2015
synergycom19:
This is why OBJ is fighting for the retention of Rotational Presidency,but seriously Goodluck Jonathan greed maybe the reason Southerners(especially South south and south east),will never see power again because the south is in minority and can never votes as a single block
Your idiocy & ignorance will not allow u to know that population of southeast & southsouth outside their regions is enough to alter the outcome of any credible election in Nigeria. Infact any political party that have the igbos behind him is sure of victory.
PoliticsRe: Percentage Of PVC Collection By States In Picture by VANHELLSING: 7:17pm On Feb 19, 2015
natureblack:
and the collection in the trouble-laden North-East is higher than that of South-East.....hmnmmm
Don't you know that even the dead & the displaced are in northeast are collecting theirs from shakur & his BH boys grin cheesy angry

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