₦airaland Forum

ceeethru:
When I hear some busy bodies and their supporters talk about rallying round tinubu and some take a swipe at him I laugh because politicians have made you people not to think well again. Who told you that tinubu needs been rallied around, even in animal kingdom there is rancour between animals but when there is a common enemy they will become united and devour the enemy. You people are the enemies and the political gladiators have come together to devour you. Mind your business politicians don't fight but have political disagreements that are settled in their inner caucuses to the disappointment of some fifth columnist.

You made absolutely zero sense as well point.

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OmoAjowa7:
https://pbs.twimg.com/media/Cq4YyNeWAAApVDo.jpg

Aburo 50cent.

Calling your daddy a nigger. Useless boy!

Lmao nice meme by the way

OmoAjowa7:
What betrayal are you talking about? Who follow una sign document?

Na shukuokikedaberu go puni... you and "southerners".

Dem born us join una? Do we have to vote who y'all vote? Who dey follow una do tag team?

I bought ice cream with my money, you bought kunu. You dey tell me say why I no buy kunu

Gtfoh!

Nigger you make Zero point/sense. You cant even make a contructive argument, the person you are arguing with give glaring points while yours is ice cream buhahhahahaha.

The earlier you hide the better

sukkot:
hmmm mmkayyy

South park.

Mmmmkay

uboma:
impressive!

Yes. Iy is quite fuel efficient. 4 cylinder

My monthly fuel budget is 10k.

Zonacom:
According to Obi, Anambra has the best road network in Nigeria. I can't say if i agree with this or not cos I've not travelled the whole of Nigeria. But isn't it shameful that commuters in this state with the best road network find it very hard to travel from Onitsha to Enugu on a road that is perhaps the most important in the state? Some will shout federal road, but obi couldn't do anything about that road by his virtue of being very close to the president for years. So shameful. Even Obi is not worth any trust

Have you ever heard about federal road??

Yes that is a federal project which he have been clamouring on to get done but so far baba buhari and fash have turned a blind eye. The state roads are top notch, built with drainage. Federal roads are d ones that are lacking. Nut just anambra enugu road even the one going to imo abi ebonyi through aguata is bad

csamii:
Not just Heineken, Origin and Hero too!

Alomo, action bitters as well

teletnobo:
Na common fool wey smoke or not. I have smoked weed almost everyday since I was age 20 and am more educated/successful than 90% of you on this forum.

Bro tell them, i am a weed smoker with a bsc and 2 masters . So am i lunatic??

Weed dont make you go insane infact it is a very good therapy for insomnia, parkinson disease, depression, headache, bulimia nigger the list goes on

That man is on another thing not just weed

toyeoye:
Mine is 60km to a gallon. No display but I know for sure

Buhahahhaha.

Nigger what is d name of the car?

Rather do you even have a car?

Highway/city driving combination mine reads 23

09 camry

Lmao.

That is what you call hyper konji.

Funny enough many people like me find this funny but its not. If it is d other way round, this would have gone super viral.

The caption will be

3 Men drug and rape a woman.

That man was obviously drugged

Mr man go and sleep. because of one thread you are shouting mods

Mtcheew

[quote author=dotcomnamename post=49781603][/quote]Nigger grow up, i am not affiliated with any party.

I have never voted, neither have i ever eaten politics rice.

I said thay from a neutral perspective. I know though that whenever i decide to participate in any election party is my last consideration, the individual is who i am voting for.

APC - PDP - KOWA- CNN

party dont matter a lot to voters, the individuals integrity, honesty and public perception is what make many people vote for a particular person.

He won cuz the people see him as a better option not because he is in APC.

So please those shouting wailers stop, no need to rub your victory in their face. Enjoy your win

royalemperors:
Your written English alone is an embarrassment to the whole of south east region which you claim to represent.

Mr lecturer, thanks for pointing out my typos, and yes they were typos, unlike you i actually have a job and busy, that reply was hurriedly typed hence the typos. Thanks all d same

sekundosekundo:
NGENEUKWUEWU your region can never be as blessed as IGBOS and your hatred for IGBOS will not change the fact that IGBOS are WISE MEN FROM EAST.

Dont mind the bas.tard, wetin concern. Igbos and edo state.

The apc in question are they not decamped pdp members , so they changed overnight.

They will still decamp to KOWA if they start pulling weight tomorrow

shuggah:
what of d businessmen tht carry out their daily LEGAL business in the plaza... Mr bast... ard

Shit happens. After all container dey enter water steady


BASTAR.D

Pls, seal all if possible, they should vomit our resources.

It was not meant for one person, the money could have been maped out for a hospital or road. Na to buy plaza dey their mind.

Bastar.ds

Lmao.

Nairalanders are heartless.

Look at how you guys are jamming mr telemundo

for me though, if she can sleep with you 2 hours into meeting you, lied to you for a year and 9 months about her status,

that girl will kill you with a smile on her face.

she can lie for africa abeg

lalasticala

Do keep me anonymous, please.



As you read this my people, I am a dead man walking. My nights recently have been the worst ever since I was born. The woman I thought was going to be the mother of my children misrepresented herself to me.

I visited a top restaurant in Lagos back in January, 2015 where I met my current girlfriend. Truth be told, it was a one night stand that sort of just blossomed into a serious relationship. Because for the first time in my adult life in Lagos, I met a great looking woman who wasn't desperate to lock down a well to-do guy.

I am 32 years old, my girl is 28. I have a well paid job, I live in Lekki. It was until I started
dating Yemisi that I realized I wanted to settle down and start my own family. I had been living like a young guy enjoying my oil money.

Before we got serious, I and Yemisi talked about everything - marriage goals, career, kids, extended families. We were brutally honest with each other and shared 'secrets', everything about our past relationships. I never felt happier and more fulfilled waking up in the mornings and dressing up to leave for work knowing I was going to see my babe every evening.

Yemisi never spent a night at my place no matter how much I pressured her. I took it that it meant she was well disciplined and sincerely had no reason to worry my head. Afterall I saw her whenever I wanted. The days were all ours to enjoy and get naughty in each other's arms. It seemed as though we were perfect for each other.

This woman is kinky! On her own, whenever we made love, Yemi will take photos of us in the heat of the moment because according to her, she needed something to remind her of me till we stay together again.

I was so in love and very fulfilled! Yemi met my family and the handful of friends that I keep. I never got to meet hers except for her best friend who came around to pick her from my place once or twice.

Last week, out of the blues, Yemisi showed up at my place panicking and in tears. She was shaking. I was trying to get her to calm down when she started telling me that the last 21 months have been the best days of her life. How I am a perfect man and she wishes she had met me sooner. Then she asked me to listen to what she has to tell me no matter what.

Yemisi told me she has been married for 4 years to another man in this same Lagos! No kids yet.

That she and her husband had become frustrated with each other and their marriage, They were not agreeing on so many things and were having many conflicts. The night we first met at the restaurant, she and him had had a very heated argument, he abandoned the house for her, she left the house as well to go chill out, met me and ended up in my bed.

Well, her husband has found out she was cheating on him, he had seen our naked pictures, flew into a rage, and threw her out of his house! He's threatening fire and brimstone that their marriage is over.

She's currently staying with one of her aunts in Surulere while the family tries to make peace. That at this point in her life though, she doesn't really care much if he doesn't agree to take her back. She has realized I am the one she truly loves.

Because she didn't want me to hear the story from anyone else, she came to tell me herself.

I was way too shocked to say anything else till Yemisi left my house. I told my family and friends. They are all in shock as well.

I haven't talked to Yemisi since she came to confess. She hasn't called me either. What do I do?


Curled from lailas blog

onyekachee:
funny people

This made me laugh so hard tears actually came out at work

I have an xbox 360 and use smile for my online gaming. Your average 3g networks wont be able to handle the load associated with online gaming.

They will work on occasions mostly at midnight well but during peak hours even around 8pm. They tend to lag a whole lot.

Download an app called speed test, use it to test your networks speed. Mind you d most important factor is d ping, less than 100 is d best , less dan 150 manageable. Above 200. Forget it.

Lol the bashing that came the OPs way was not anticipated by him when he was typing this thread.

For once nairalanders united in destroying a bigot.

What do you expect from someone whose name is DILD.O

I bought 143 yesterday from a con oil.

Been driving for 13 years, never bashed but have been bashed by guess (taxi driver).

How did it end, "oga sorry o, e no too bad, just use hydraulic cleam am, see my headlight don scatter".

If not for my gf in d car yesterday, would have kissed a guy in traffic, was busy selecting songs to play and allowed the car to roll a bit thinking others are rolling as well but they have stopped, it was her scream that jerked me to reality.

prettysolid:
The video is good but the song, not so much.

Thank you. Said that in the youtube comment of the video. Some idiots want eat me raw. I told them i prefer mama by kiss daniel to this thing. It is only cuz it is psquare that is why it will sell

Nigger, that looks good, more grease to your elbow boss

party:
lol!
You can't form while sleeping .

But to be honest, I've seen some really wired sleeping positions.

Not cute at all.
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By the way, if my girl slept like that, I'd break up with her the next day.

You will break up with your gf cuz she sleeps with her mouth open?

Grow up. You still have a long way

La click la mad

coolscott:
The hurried/badly timed implementation of the TSA is not the sole cause of the recession but it is an identifiable cause and when some causes were out of our control, while others were within our control, we have to admit that deciding the time and the pace at which the TSA would be implemented was under our control

You are saying exactly what i said. It is not the sole cause but it contributed to the recession. Spoke with a diamond banker in the gym this morning and he confirmed it. The implementation was a disaster to the industry. Whole department was closed cause of it

vincent10:
You are too dull.

All your points quoted has been occurring before 1990. We have been an import country since many years ago. Are you new in Nigeria.

The government is clueless.

Are you so filled with hatred for buhari ad APC that when you see a detailed explanation like the one you just quoted, you throw it away and shout dullard.

Bro i have no party affiliation, pdp was a corrupt power filled party but they made some good policies and decison, apc have been disaster in their less than 2 years in power but they have some good points going for them as well.

My point is be objective, the op had some points likewise the guy that broke everything down for you.

From My own conclusion, TSA did not singlehandedly lead us to recession but a contributing factor, as well as poor dollar to naira exchange rate which is as a result of fall in oil price.