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Kanayo and chinwetalu agu had me rolling

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Found this on twitter, fairly accurate if you ask me

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Cool23:
Not all babies from each tribe look like that

Einstein, tell me about it. You have never heard of a satire i presume

very good advice for entrepreneurs, learn from those that made it as well as those that failed.

guys take your time and read everything, it is educative

Wonder what north korea will do to theirs.

Mynd44
Lalasticala
honeric01, semid4lyfe

Zimbabwean President, Robert Mugabe has
instructed the Commissioner General of Zimbabwe
Police Republic, Augustine Chihuri to arrest and
detain the whole Zimbabwean Olympic Team
members immediately the arrive at the Harare
International Airport on Tuesday, August 23. Zimbabwe which is one of the countries in the
Olympics without a medal presented a team of 31
athletes. The closest any of the athletes came to
win a contest was at the 8th position. Mr. Mugabe who is incensed with the team’s
performance told the Police Chief to arrest all the
team members and detain them. “We have wasted the country’s money on
these rats we call athletes. If you are not
ready to sacrifice and win even copper or
brass medals (referring the 4th and 5th
positions) as our neighbors Botswana did,
then why do you go to waste our money” he said. If we needed people to just go to Brazil to
sing our national anthem and hoist our flag,
we would have sent some of the beautiful
girls and handsome guys from University of
Zimbabwe to represent us. He added that, the money invested in the team to
represent the country could have been used to
provide amenities and build schools. “This situation is like an impotent man who
is married to 5 women, what is the essence? I will make sure we share the cost across board for
all of them to pay back to government chest even
if it take 10 years recoup, now it turns out to be a
soft loan we have given them to go and visit Brazil
as tourist, they are useless ‘he concluded. http://onetainment.com/robert-mugabe-calls-for-
the-arrest-of-zimbabwe-olympic-team-says-they-are-
useless

obitee69:
You liar! Oga chop and clean mouth..ifeanyi agbasimelo

Lol obyno, long time, how are you doing

Change your walking, sleeping and standing posture. Not an easy thing to do but. Nothing good comes easy

IamLEGEND1:
naija girls will happily remain there if dem dey get constant supply of money.

Same thing with niggers, if we are getting the p. You can friendzone me to d moon. I dont care

Estharfabian:



you must be a potential Justin beiber!

Lmao its easy, just pretend you aint seeing the green light and talk to them as your paddy. I am doing it cuz office romance can be very messy, even while in uni i made it a rule not to date someone in the same hostel or street as i am

Estharfabian:
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having a guy friendzone a girl?




that's like very rare.
never happened to me tho.....They all wanna get to your panties. even if they got a girlfriend they already shagging.

It happens, i have friendzoned many. Especially at work, despite the free lunch they bring for me

Gozzzy:
I wonder why some parents should give downs syndrome patient a phone to type shït on nairaland!!!!!!

Lmao this is harsh. He deserves it though

This is the most dumb thread i have come across

Sincere4u:
That is what we were told back in primary school but to be honest, i llearn nothing new most days. Just once in a while and at times hard and painful ways.
What is your take on raised shock absorbers?. My rear shocks are so low and road to my house so bad that I get as much as five or more bashes under my car daily no matter how careful I try to navigate the bad road.
Felt the solution to this is raising my rear shock absorbers. Some don't advise this but won't it be more damaging ignoring the hits and brushes i get under the car with the bad road?. Ever heard about raising rubber used in raising shocks as against welding?.
Thanks for your time.

Have heard about raising shocks but have never done it. I think ifdone right its good and if i leave where you do, i thinknit will be something i look into.

Poit is if you want to do it, do it right, b4 you go to the mechanic research on it online,,read up all about increasing car heights, there are many options

Sincere4u:
Has been on Explorer jeep but gone out to check my 2006 Camry and I must say I just learnt something today.
The reference to 60psi was made regarding the spare tyre but couldn't see the cold tyre pressure of tyres in use.
The maximum for the new tyres I bought were even 44psi and that tells a lot about what the ideal pressure for the car ought to have been. Think I was dead wrong on this one.
What does your own car say about tyre pressures.

30 psi front and back. The donut spare is 60 psi

You actually learn something new everyday

Sincere4u:
You made what I think is a very fine point and that is why I am quoting you to know what you think of my own idea.
That Tyres could act as part of shock absorbers when inflated to desirable pressures is something that had never occurred to me yet so true.
My take on this topic is that I feel it's better to follow the car manufacturer's exact recommended tyres and inflate slightly below that recommendation cos we are practically in a much warmer region than where those recommendations where made.
I have never come across a car on which the recommendation is as low as 30psi!!!. First time I heard or read about it I was surprised and the lady that mentioned it was complaining that her tyres looked quite under inflated and dragged on the road. I just asked her to check the recommended pressure for the tyre she bought and it was way higher than 30 so I advised she should go by the tyres own capacity and inflate below that. That ended her problems.
The recommended tyre pressure for my present car is 60psi but I use 45 and it works for me.
Pls what kind of cars usually have such very low recommended pressures. I would really like to know.

60 psi, thats a lot, my car is a 2009 camry. Whats yours

My car says 30 psi, while the tyre says 50. When it was 50, i noticed the car was very stiff, i felt every bump on the road, and this is a car that glides through a road, its main selling point is a smooth ride. Then i reduced it to 30Psi and boom, it became a buttery smooth ride, yhe less air also acts as a shock absorber.

2nd point: air expands when it gets hotN Thats why they say 30 psi, when speeding in a hot environment the air actually expands in the tyre at 30 there is space for it to expand at 50 there is non hence it could actually explode.

3rd point, at 50 psi the tyre wont wear evenly likt it would have a the recommended 30 PSI

colossus2:
Did you get it in a week? Which state?

Not a week though, a week plusbut less than 2. In ph

bravolad:
You at part of a set of people giving Nigeria a bad image. Tint permit is free and should not be paid for. It's usually obtained within 2 -3 working days depending on your state and traffic at your prefered police command.

Anybody that told you that you get it within 4 days is joking, if you take the legit route, it will take upto a year. And the reason i rushed mine was because it was not factory fitted.

If it was, i woukd have chilled and gone legit

Its free bro, i paid 8k though cuz i wanted it in 1 week.
If you want to go the original way, it is free

0p, the original tyre size the car comes with it 16 inches, with a profile of 60 rim and tyre, if you want bigger tyres you will need a bigger rim, you can get an 18 inche wheel but get an 18 inch tyre with a profile of 50 or 45 instead of 60. It should balance out

My girlfriend does that, don't see the big deal, when you are kissing, are you not exchanging fluids already,

Madam OP he is your fiance, its not everything about him that you will like, you have to compromise on some. Saying no and calling it disgusting to his face aint healthy at all.

Just saying

Maybe your uncles were just impotent, maybe it runs in your family, maybe she is smart and takes care of herself after each sex, maybe i dint believe in curses like that, my pops should try it, i will impregnate 50% of the girls there.

See a lot of maybe's, so observe and make up your mind.

Registered range rover for 14 million?

Goodluck selling it

A pink venza, i am 101% sure it was owned by a girl

Next time add graphic content in the title.

This is porn

Fucking gorgeous