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BusinessRe: Is Pectstocks.com Real by vanstanzy(m): 7:15am On Apr 03, 2013
Do i have to whistle blow be4 this topic appears on the frontpage?
InvestmentRe: How To Invest Effectively! by vanstanzy(m): 9:09pm On Apr 02, 2013
Another great investment opportunity and the greatest investment so far is in books,education, anything

that adds to ur intelligence. Knowledge they say is Power! cool cool cool
CelebritiesRe: Charly Boy Shows Off His Casket! by vanstanzy(m): 7:21pm On Apr 02, 2013
FlirtyKaren: OMG!! Check out what Charly Boy posted on his Instagram page.

The caption says:

#all my bright ideas comes from my casket, very comfy.

http://www.lailasblog.com/2013/04/shocking-charly-boy-shows-off-his-casket.html
Charly boy: Allow me to reintroduce myself. I am Count Vladislaus (Charly boy) Dragulia. Born: 1422. Murdered: 1462. cheesy cheesy cheesy
CelebritiesRe: Charly Boy Shows Off His Casket! by vanstanzy(m):
I can just see Charly boy posing with a casket. It doesn't have its name on it, does it? Funny

though! undecided undecided undecided
PoliticsRe: FG Approves N16,000 Monthly Allowance For Unemployed Nigerian Graduates. by vanstanzy(m):
Super1759: Its not about "approval" it is the implementation that we await...
Told them, proper implementation na the koko, and not approval. Lets safely cross the river first be4 getting over-

excited.
PoliticsRe: FG Approves N16,000 Monthly Allowance For Unemployed Nigerian Graduates. by vanstanzy(m):
Great! Now expect another twist to the money when its been released. As usual na, trust Nigerians to abuse whatever,

whenever and wherever. cheesy cheesy cheesy
PoliticsRe: Northern Leaders To Jonathan: Stop Using Boko Haram To Blackmail Us by vanstanzy(m): 5:49pm On Apr 02, 2013
Boko Haram, a bitter meal cooked by the Northern elders to give GEJ n Nigerians constipation? Now who is blackmailing whom?
PoliticsRe: Kano Tops 2012-2013 Fiscal Responsibility List In Budget Discipline by vanstanzy(m): 5:23pm On Apr 02, 2013
nagoma: You are either very ignorant , a bigot or both. The kind of transparency and actual work going on in kano is much better than what is reported here. Kano is doing much better than what this report concluded.
Yeah pa! grin grin grin
PoliticsRe: Buhari - No Difference Between Boko Haram And Niger Delta Militants by vanstanzy(m): 12:20pm On Apr 02, 2013
tawa89: Mr man don't be silly with your stupid assumptions . Did Boko haram come out to say that they are fighting for more allocation? Did they come out to say they are bombing because they want more hospitals and better roads? Did Mallam Shekau tell you that his problem is dat he is being marginalized and exploitated after taking the oil found in his backyard*North* or did he tell you that he wants more almajiris to be taken off the streets? Shekau has come out to say that he wants to islamize a part of the country. You are the one that is a product of Nigeria's failed educational system for not understanding these facts.
THE GOVERNMENT OF FEDERAL REPUBLIC DONOT NEGOTIATE WITH TERRORISTS. *you can take that to the bank bro*
Gbam!!! grin grin grin Tell the *Product of a leaky condom!*, Bluetooth he calls himself. angry
PoliticsRe: Buhari - No Difference Between Boko Haram And Niger Delta Militants by vanstanzy(m): 12:17pm On Apr 02, 2013
eastOFwest: And this is where their equality ends. Yes it's the duty of the FG to stop them, but a certain responsibilty lies with communities and leaders from where they operate from.

Boko Haram is an ethno-religious menace with thounsands of brain-washed youths ready to blow themselves to death at the drop of a hat. MEND is child's play compared to these guys.
U have spoken well. cheesy cheesy Don't mind that "thing", so-called Bluetooth.
PoliticsRe: Buhari - No Difference Between Boko Haram And Niger Delta Militants by vanstanzy(m): 12:13pm On Apr 02, 2013
~Bluetooth:
Ode where is it written in the constitution that security is the responsibility of everyone ? Damnit,get a copy of the constitution and look up the functions of the president.
Idio*tic Bluetooth, must u always argue blindly instead of carrying out a research on the truth first. Well its so very clear that u skipped all ur government and citizenship education classes (Hell! i dont think u met any of these classes cos u are clearly a small rug-rat.
Just for the record, i won't waste my time pointing out anything to u. Research for urself, u lazy @ss. angry angry angry angry
PoliticsRe: Buhari - No Difference Between Boko Haram And Niger Delta Militants by vanstanzy(m): 9:57am On Apr 02, 2013
"Similarly what we should look at is, how did the Boko Haram start? We know all these. Security is the responsibility of the government.

"It is the responsibility of the Federal Government to know how this thing started and how to go about it. First and foremost, security is the responsibility of the government; they should know how this thing came about."

I strongly feel the bolded above is totally wrong. Security of lives and property is the responsibility of every

citizen, the Federal Government can't be everywhere. Then why does the police and other law enforcement agencies solicit

for useful information from the citizenry? Buhari got it totally wrong. The Northern leaders can help in this issue of

BH by giving useful information to the police and JTF on BH hideouts and identities.


God help us all! undecided undecided undecided
PoliticsRe: Buhari - No Difference Between Boko Haram And Niger Delta Militants by vanstanzy(m): 9:49am On Apr 02, 2013
Now see why i say this man, Buhari, is a mistake. Can Nigerians afford to make his like the Presidenthuh

NIGERIANS THINK WISELY, PLEASE! undecided undecided
PoliticsRe: Kano Tops 2012-2013 Fiscal Responsibility List In Budget Discipline by vanstanzy(m):
This is clearly a highly doctored report. Or is it April foolhuh
PoliticsRe: Northern Leaders To Jonathan: Stop Using Boko Haram To Blackmail Us by vanstanzy(m): 8:43am On Apr 02, 2013
iichidodo: It should be the other way round like:STOP USING BOKOHARAM TO BLACKMAIL THE PRESIDENCY.
Gbam!!!
PoliticsRe: Northern Leaders To Jonathan: Stop Using Boko Haram To Blackmail Us by vanstanzy(m): 8:40am On Apr 02, 2013
Can these so-called Northern leaders swear by their mothers breast that they don't know these BH members? Let them keep on passing the bulk, while their region burns.
PoliticsRe: Northern Leaders To Jonathan: Stop Using Boko Haram To Blackmail Us by vanstanzy(m): 7:27am On Apr 02, 2013
This is arrant hypocrisy by the Northern elders, or whatever they call themselves.
PoliticsRe: ‘my Oga At The Top’: Mr Obafaiye Shem Replaced by vanstanzy(m): 7:21am On Apr 02, 2013
zibe: Is that a reliable source?
Click on the link when in doubt. Or better still, have a lagerwhenindoubt.
PoliticsRe: ‘my Oga At The Top’: Mr Obafaiye Shem Replaced by vanstanzy(m): 7:08am On Apr 02, 2013
Very good indeed! If this is for real. That man is a disgrace to the PRO profession. Imagine a PRO not knowing the mind of his organisation. *Shame!*
HealthRe: Woman Delivers ‘Stone Baby’ After 60 Year Pregnancy by vanstanzy(m): 8:29pm On Apr 01, 2013
April fools! grin
PoliticsRe: Giving Abia State A Face-lift Through Infrastructure by vanstanzy(m): 7:55pm On Apr 01, 2013
Summary please! grin grin
PoliticsRe: Presidency Breaks Silence On Patience Jonathan by vanstanzy(m): 7:52pm On Apr 01, 2013
grin

Jokes EtcRe: Pictures Of Tonto Dike Completely N A K E D(this Girl Has Finally Gone Nuts!) by vanstanzy(m): 7:48pm On Apr 01, 2013
LesbianBoy: APRIL FOOOOLLLLLLLL!!!!! grin grin grin grin grin grin grin

See as all of una quickly click on this thread chai! grin grin grin grin grin grin grin grin grin grin grin grin grin grin

Oya confess did i get you or not? grin grin grin grin grin grin
April fools to u too! grin grin grin grin grin
CelebritiesRe: Celebrity Section Complaints/Suggestions Thread by vanstanzy(m): 7:41pm On Apr 01, 2013
Hi mods, i have decided to be good and let u in on this *April fools* scheme. grin grin grin Please let it appear on the frontpage. This is the NL link. https://www.nairaland.com/1243772/beyonce-knowles-transforms-into-mermaid
CelebritiesBeyonce Knowles Transforms Into A Mermaid During Performance.[video] by vanstanzy(op): 7:38pm On Apr 01, 2013
The show began with "Pepsi's first-ever crowd-sourced Super Bowl XLVII Halftime Show introduction starring hundreds of real fans from around the country used more than 500 frames," said Angelique Krembs, VP of marketing at PepsiCo. And a few celebrity faces (including Victor Cruz, Drew Brees, Lamarr Woodley, Demarco Murray, Hunter Hayes and Luke James) were also in the intro clip. After the 30-sec video, tons of fans ran onto the field as the band played "Run The World (Girls)."

Her costume was designed by the NY-based designer Rubin Singer. According to THR, the stage costumes are based on Rubin' upcoming fall 2013 collection entitled “Valkyrie’s Dominion” about female figure in Norse mythology who decides which soldiers live and die in battle.
The black leather body suit was made of strips of engineered python, paneled iguana and trapunto/pick stitched leather . There were also insets of delicate black Chantilly lace. Rubin said, "This piece is truly couture in every way. My seamstresses were assembling all of the leather and exotic skins individually by hand. All of the pieces were separate details that were all constructed on her body. We had to make the body suit have a tremendous range of motion and flexibility. Beyonce is such a fierce and intense performer we could not have the outfit constrict her in any way.”


Once the lights dimmed, she was joined on stage by Destiny's Child. Kelly (in Emilio Pucci) and Michelle literally popped up from beneath the stage to chime in on a medley that included "Bootylicious" and "Independent Women". Though Michelle had a wobbly entrance and almost fell (again), the crowd went wild for the reunion.
Then suddenly it began to happen, what started as spasms and seizures was actually her transformation into a mermaid.

Source: http://theybf.com/2013/02/03/watch-beyonces-electrifying-2013-superbowl-halftime-performance




























IF U ARE STILL READING THIS STORY, U ARE SITTING ON A LONG THING! HAPPY APRIL FOOLS DAY! grin grin grin grin grin grin grin grin grin

PoliticsRe: Buhari Not Boko Haram Sponsor-GEJ by vanstanzy(m): 6:31pm On Apr 01, 2013
Nice try! grin grin April fools as usual! This is really teck. grin grin grin grin
PoliticsRe: *breaking News* President Goodluck Jonathan Just Resigned As President by vanstanzy(m): 6:22pm On Apr 01, 2013
Ok, i get it, this is another April fools trick. undecided undecided undecidedNEXT!
WebmastersRe: Google Nose BETA : Smell Anything From Your Computer And Phones! by vanstanzy(m): 5:52pm On Apr 01, 2013
Its no April fool,but who knows what the ops mind was when he posted this. grin grin grin
CelebritiesRe: Genevieve Nnaji And Kate Henshaw In A Streetfight! - photos by vanstanzy(m): 1:31pm On Apr 01, 2013
chachacorner: And then finally it’s happened! What did you expect to see?

Keep scrolling, Here are the pics and Video..

Are you still here?
APRIL FOOL! grin grin grin grin grin grin grin grin cheesy cheesy cheesy cheesy cheesy

http://chachacorner.com/disgrace-see-genevieve-and-kate-henshaw-in-streetfight-photos-video/
Guy, i am uncatchable! No April fools trick can ever get me. grin grin Better luck on someone else, though. grin grin grin
Jokes EtcRe: Goodluck Jonathan Grants Amnesty To Boko-Haram. by vanstanzy(m): 1:27pm On Apr 01, 2013
Chisom Malachy: The President Goodluck Jonathan this accedes to agitations from Northern Leaders ad Politicians, granted amnesty to the Islamic terror group, Boko Haram. President Jonathan Goodluck was in company of Traditional rulers from the North said that "this good will gesture is in line with the sacrifice and forgiveness spirit of Easter and hoped that this will bring a lasting peace in Nigeria".


Na Wash!!! April Fool!! cheesy

BREAKING NEWS: President Jonathan Grants Amnesty to Boko Haram.
http://malaspark..com/2013/04/breaking-news-president-jonathan-grants.html
U are fast, but not so fast. I ALREADY NEW IT WASN'T 4REAL! grin Better luck with someone else. grin grin grin
PoliticsRe: Boko Haram Are Not Muslims – Jonathan by vanstanzy(m): 10:08am On Apr 01, 2013
oloriooko: President Goodluck Jonathan yesterday said that members of the Boko Haram sect were not Muslims because no true adherents of Islam would subject the country to killings, bombings and other gory attacks the way they had done.

From their modus operandi, Jonathan stated that the sect members were products of international terrorism and “not members of Islam or any other religion in Nigeria.

“Those who mindlessly and indiscriminately attack worship places, schools, health workers, motor-parks, banks and ordinary road users must be seen as they truly are: the brainwashed pawns of international terrorism.

They do not represent any true religion or section of the country and we must never play into their hands by succumbing to their nefarious ploys to incite religious, ethnic hatred and division among us,” the president stated.

In his Easter message to Nigerians yesterday, Jonathan urged Nigerians who he described as “dear countrymen and women” to continue to exhibit restraint and understanding in the face of seeming provocations.

“We must have peace, security and stability to effectively implement our agenda for national transformation in all parts of the country and we shall continue to work ceaselessly to re-establish the prerequisite conditions for nationwide progress and development.”

Assuring Nigerians of the federal government’s commitment to peace in the country, the president said security agencies and the armed forces would protect the unity and territorial integrity of the country.

He said, “It follows, therefore, that to successfully achieve our vision of becoming one of the most dominant nations on the global stage in the shortest possible time, we must stay together as a people and continue to effectively resist by all possible means, the evil machinations of global terrorists and their misguided domestic accomplices who seek to provoke turmoil, hatred and harmful divisions among us.

“I assure Nigerians that our security agencies, armed forces and I will continue to fully discharge our constitutional responsibilities of protecting the unity and territorial integrity of this country with all the powers and forces at our disposal.”

On Easter celebration, Jonathan said, “I greet and felicitate with you all as we celebrate Easter which commemorates the resurrection of our Lord, Jesus Christ after his redemptive self-sacrifice for the eternal salvation of mankind.

Irrespective of our religion or faith, all holidays provide us with a fresh opportunity to establish stronger bonds with our family, friends and all those around us for more enduring, harmonious and beneficial relationships.

“As we celebrate this year’s Easter, I urge all Nigerians to rededicate themselves to living in peace and oneness with all members of their communities no matter their ethnicity, religious beliefs or places of origin.”

Forget amnesty for Boko Haram – Northern CAN
Meanwhile, the publicity secretary of the Christian Association of Nigeria (CAN) in the northern states, Elder Sunday Oibe yesterday maintained that there was no need for any amnesty for members of Boko Haram.

He spoke to journalists in Kaduna while reacting to a statement credited to the Anglican Bishop of Wusasa Diocese, Bishop Buba Lamido, who had call for an overhaul of the Christian body over its position on amnesty.

According to Oibe, “the Anglican bishop does not understand what amnesty means.

It’s on good note to know that all the politicians that have been accused, arrested and those who have been facing trial, including the ones that there houses have been destroyed and carry ammunition are all politicians from the same part of the country.

World Muslim League tasks Nigerians on peaceful co-existence
And after days of deliberations by scholars from within and outside Nigeria, the World Muslim League (WML) has advised Nigerians to rekindle the once mutual understanding which existed amongst them irrespective of their religion, creed and region.

http://leadership.ng/nga/articles/51182/2013/03/31/boko_haram_are_not_muslims_jonathan.html
But ofcourse, Boko Haram are not muslims but PAGAN9JAs' brothers. This guy GEJ is such a FUNNY @SS! angry angry
Christianity EtcRe: Pope To Lead Easter Celebration. by vanstanzy(m): 7:36pm On Mar 31, 2013
IIIIxRoyalxIIII: The Vile Perversions of these "Religions", if you notice they always put a negative taboo on bizarre acts they seem to seek

This is what happens when Barbarians run the world and brainwashed the more primitive Darker Sheep of Society

Barbarians...and Sheep...

Barbarians....and Sheep......

Barbarians....and Sheep.......

I am Neither, This Satanic Sorcery Could Never Imprison My Mind.......

A Free Being, Uninhabited by Fictional Bars and Fabricated Spirits...A Mental E-Lyric of Religious Satiric

At 5 Years of Age i Asked My Extremely Religious Mother how in the hell can a human live to 900 years old...

The Biitch had no Answers....

Thus an Immortal Atheist was Born.

Lady get the hell out of my room with This Foolishness and close the Goddamn Door, Ain't nobody trynna hear this Nonsense

Oh yes, Oh yes, a Sheep she Sure Was

Barbarians and Sheep.........

Barbarians and Sheep.......

[size=5pt]Barbarians and Sheep....................[/size]


Barbarians and Sheep.....

Barbarians and Sheep..........
Huh!!! shocked shocked Nigger... u've certainly gone LOKKO! BUNKERS! grin grin grin

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