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Politics › Re: Burnt Structures In Ebute-metta Need New Building Approvals – Fashola by vanstanzy(m): 10:52am On Jan 11, 2013

NoContract: https://img.youtube.com/vi/F5OFxIyBeHA/0.jpg

No offence, but she looks terrible. No woman, no cry!

Politics › Re: Burnt Structures In Ebute-metta Need New Building Approvals – Fashola by vanstanzy(m): 10:50am On Jan 11, 2013*

What is all these FIRE, FIRE!!! everywhere. This New Year just dey start and already this.
This is the hamattan season and people just need to be careful. But how can they, when they don't know a thing about fire?

Politics › Re: Excerpts From 'The Accidental Public Servant' El-Rufai's New Book by vanstanzy(m): 10:28am On Jan 11, 2013

“The stakes were high enough for Obasanjo to swallow his considerable pride and go to Atiku on bended knees.

“Obasanjo had no problem going down on his knees to beg for what he thought was impossible to obtain any other way.”

“President Obasanjo chose Umaru Yar’Adua whose ill-health, among other challenges, was known already constituted a serious impediment to the possibility of any inspired and energetic leadership. The view of many well-informed Nigerians is that Yar’Adua and his deputy, Goodluck Jonathan, emerged for no other discernable reasons than being ‘weak’ governors sympathetic to the ‘Third Term’ project and therefore handpicked as payback.

Truth don dey comot. But honestly El-rufai, we knew most of this things. Nigerians aint as foolish as u peops in govt think.

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Politics › Re: Excerpts From 'The Accidental Public Servant' El-Rufai's New Book by vanstanzy(m): 10:18am On Jan 11, 2013

Obj wasn't wrong. He's indeed was running Aso rock from Ota farms. Abi, wetin una think?

Education › Re: Best NECO, SSCE Candidate Gets Anambra Scholarship by vanstanzy(m): 10:08am On Jan 11, 2013

Anambrarians kwenu!!!

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Politics › Re: Oshiomhole Accuses Police Of Killing Olaitan- Leadership.ng by vanstanzy(m): 10:06am On Jan 11, 2013

bigfat: [size=15pt]yes yes police is ur friend ...[/size]

U lie o!

Politics › Re: Oshiomhole Accuses Police Of Killing Olaitan- Leadership.ng by vanstanzy(m): 9:44am On Jan 11, 2013

Our police force is so immersed in corruption, Chai! So neck deep and yet they tell u "POLICE IS UR FRIEND!"

Politics › Re: Oshiomhole Accuses Police Of Killing Olaitan- Leadership.ng by vanstanzy(m): 9:39am On Jan 11, 2013

Could be impossible for armed robbers but It is never impossible with the police.

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Family › Re: If Your Kid Scratched Your Car: How Will You Respond? by vanstanzy(m): 9:37am On Jan 11, 2013

bigfat: or [size=120pt]WTF[/size]

Believe me, SCREAMING!!! wont work, it'll even make it worse. U go comot na, and im go do more than that.

Family › Re: If Your Kid Scratched Your Car: How Will You Respond? by vanstanzy(m): 9:34am On Jan 11, 2013

Iaz93: CHAI!

I get that all the time.

Family › Re: If Your Kid Scratched Your Car: How Will You Respond? by vanstanzy(m): 9:33am On Jan 11, 2013

Dygeasy: how e take follow now? Ehn? Chinua Achebe and a child that scratched the parent's car!! For God's sake

They have to start somewhere. Remember the young shall grow.

Politics › Re: Fulani And Eggon Riot In Bassa, Nasarawa State by vanstanzy(m): 9:23pm On Jan 10, 2013*

Fulanis' again? This people no dey tire. I hope other communities will learn from this.
Such parasitic guests.

Family › Re: If Your Kid Scratched Your Car: How Will You Respond? by vanstanzy(m): 9:20pm On Jan 10, 2013

I'll congratulate 'em and encourage 'em to write better. Who knows? one day he/ she could be Chinua Achebe.

Travel › Re: Bird'seye Views Of World Cities by vanstanzy(m): 9:16pm On Jan 10, 2013

CarmelloANGEL: Some big cities @ nyt

Drrry!!!

Travel › Re: Bird'seye Views Of World Cities by vanstanzy(m): 8:59pm On Jan 10, 2013

I bet Nigerian cities will be dark as night.

Nairaland General › Re: Ever Been Disturbed By Generator Noise At Night? by vanstanzy(m): 8:51pm On Jan 10, 2013

Yes! It was my Neighbors'. What i did was to put salt in the petrol tank of the generator and that was it. The gen. packed-up real good. Never disturbed anyone else ever since.
Meanwhile why do u ask? Do u need a mischief consultant?

Politics › Re: EFCC Arrests Charles Soludo - SaharaReporters by vanstanzy(m): 7:56pm On Jan 10, 2013

If Saharareporters have always given a true story, this one is definitely false.

TV/Movies › Re: 85th Academy Awards (OSCAR) Nomination List by vanstanzy(m): 7:43pm On Jan 10, 2013

BEST DIRECTOR
Ang Lee, Life of Pi
Benh Zeitlin, Beasts of the Southern Wild
David O. Russell, Silver Linings Playbook
Michael Haneke, Amour
Steven Spielberg, Lincoln

Steven Spielberg gets it! No lele!

TV/Movies › Re: 85th Academy Awards (OSCAR) Nomination List by vanstanzy(m): 7:38pm On Jan 10, 2013

God, please let me not miss this.

Culture › Re: 20 Interesting Facts About The Alaafin Of Oyo by vanstanzy(m): 7:29pm On Jan 10, 2013

Scarpon: 1st hahaha

Nope, u are Second!!!

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Culture › Re: 20 Interesting Facts About The Alaafin Of Oyo by vanstanzy(m): 7:21pm On Jan 10, 2013

Interesting! But i sincerely think,

11-At 74, he still does rope skipping. Kabiyesi o!

12-The Alaafin can communicate with the deities like Sango (the god of thunder) in their own language. I wonder how that is done.

are totally impossible, 12 especially. Fable gist!

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Politics › Re: An Exclusive Interview With Reuben Abati by vanstanzy(m): 2:45pm On Jan 10, 2013

nollywood20: That kid must be Igbo!

Go back to ur roots, puke!

Politics › Re: An Exclusive Interview With Reuben Abati by vanstanzy(m): 1:33pm On Jan 10, 2013*

Hope he mentioned my name though? Summary please! this thesis is too long.

Sports › Re: Nigeria Vs Cape Verde: My Player Rating by vanstanzy(m): 12:59pm On Jan 10, 2013

elampiro: Mikel didn't for once do anything spectacular. He took corner kicks and the kicks didn't have power in them, like the ball suspending in the air temporary. He slowed the game on a number of occasion and as usual passed the ball backwards even when he could advance with it.

Right! We miss Jay Jay Okocha seriously. But wait o, does it mean combing the entire streets of Lagos alone a Jay Jay or even better cannot be found? Combing the entire Nigeria should be able to produce more than 100 Jay Jay's. Na wa o, these our coaches sef lazy. I know i can't do it, but they are supposed to be professionals in this area, this is what they are paid to do.

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Family › Re: Brag About Your Spouse! by vanstanzy(m): 12:50pm On Jan 10, 2013

He is my king
He is my thinking
He is my mirror
He is my bank

"Maga" don land for u finally!

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Family › Re: Brag About Your Spouse! by vanstanzy(m): 12:46pm On Jan 10, 2013

ghettodreamz: Please what's the meaning of Brag?

Ummm! i think it means nausea or something that induces vomit.

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Family › Re: Brag About Your Spouse! by vanstanzy(m): 12:41pm On Jan 10, 2013

She's really smart, funny, hardly ever annoying, respectful, decent, a go-getter doesn't nag on me or anybody. Loves me so much like i love hers so much too. That's my baby boo!

Sports › Re: Nigeria Vs Cape Verde: My Player Rating by vanstanzy(m): 11:33am On Jan 10, 2013

For me, Mikel Obis' performance was the most dismal of the night. Couldn't hold the midfield and so couldn't inspire confidence in our players. Forget the team captain, No 10 is the soul of every team.

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Politics › Re: Power: FG To Meet 10, 000mw Target By December – Minister by vanstanzy(m): 10:54am On Jan 10, 2013

Demdem: Why dont u meet it first and talk about it. The jubilation will be sweeter.

GBAAAM!!!

Politics › Re: Power: FG To Meet 10, 000mw Target By December – Minister by vanstanzy(m): 10:43am On Jan 10, 2013

fkaz: ABUJA—The Federal Government achieved 6,443 mega watts of electricity power, at the end of last year, the Minister of State (Power), Mrs. Zainab Kuchi disclosed yesterday.

Kuchi noted that power transmission peaked at 4517.6mw on December 23, 2012 due to additional 450mw generated in the fourth quarter.
According to her, the Federal Government would continue to pursue its action plan towards the realization of the 10, 000 mega watts at the end of the year.

This she said, would be achieved through the implementation of a variety of strategies which would include funding the sector through private sector participation.

Besides, sources of the power generation would be expanded to include renewable energy and rural electrification.

Similarly, Mrs. Kuchi said government would fund power transmission projects outside budgetary provisions.

Also speaking, the Spokesman of the Transmission Company Nigeria, TCN, Dave Ifabiyi, said his organization would work assiduously towards a consistent upscale performance of the sector.

“As gas supply continues to improve and more National Integrated Power Projects (NIPPs) come on stream, the transmission and distribution companies will continue to harness every available generation to ensure that stable electricity supply is delivered to electricity customers”, he said.

http://www.vanguardngr.com/2013/01/power-fg-to-meet-10-000mw-target-by-december-minister/

Lets say this scheme is feasible, how do u intend to manage the corruption and saboteurs in the system? Cos this has always been Nigerias biggest bane to development in all sectors of the economy. Failure to answer that, then we could as well be going round in circles.
"To attack a problem, one needs to get to the roots". Hope FG are doing or have done their homework in this regard.

Politics › Re: Stun Guns For Our Police Instead Of Guns by vanstanzy(m): 10:22am On Jan 10, 2013

These our trigger-happy cops, should use and be mandated to use stun guns but with the real ammo. by the side just incase the criminal they are subduing is very aggressive. But those with guns should be trained better on the handling and use of guns. U should see the way our cops hold their guns with the nozzle pointing at passer-bys' carelessly.
One day, the bus i was in was driving behind a police van, with cops seated behind the van. U should have seen where the nozzles were pointing, just at my bus. My question was, should incase the police van should experience a jolt and one of the guns should mistakenly go off, what would happen? The answer can't be imagined at all.

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