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European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga)Re: Lionel Messi Wins Ballon D'or Award by vanstanzy(m): 11:13am On Jan 07, 2013
Mirror, Mirror on the wall, who's the favorite of them all? And the mirror goes... ITS MESSI!!!!! grin grin grin grin grin grin grin grin grin grin grin grin grin
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga)Re: Lionel Messi Wins Ballon D'or Award by vanstanzy(m): 11:09am On Jan 07, 2013
U arranged their names in order, sef. Its Merciless Messi all the way! grin grin grin
FashionRe: How To Be A Naija Runs Girl by vanstanzy(m): 10:58am On Jan 07, 2013
If our Naija ladies catch this girl ehn, they'll crush her chicken wings. grin grin grin
IslamRe: The Blood Qur’an – Written With The Blood Of Saddam Hussein by vanstanzy(m): 10:54am On Jan 07, 2013
olumaxi: Any1 dat reads such Quaran wil recieve 7 folds of hussein's brutality
Here, give it to me let me read and prove u wrong. Oops! i forgot, i don't read arabic. grin grin grin grin grin
IslamRe: The Blood Qur’an – Written With The Blood Of Saddam Hussein by vanstanzy(m): 10:50am On Jan 07, 2013
larrymoore: Is that blood or red ink? *ignoramus*
Who gives a hoot? The Imams just need to tell their gullible followers that the Holy Quran was written with blood and rampage is sure to start. D one wey go vex me be say, na Christians them go begin hunt, as though Saddam was a Christian.
IslamRe: The Blood Qur’an – Written With The Blood Of Saddam Hussein by vanstanzy(m): 10:39am On Jan 07, 2013
Prediction: "Muslims all around the world will turn planet earth upside down again." Don't say i told u so.
Music/RadioRe: Photos From Tonto Dikeh’s Video Shoot by vanstanzy(m): 10:34am On Jan 07, 2013
igbsam: Different facial colour, different skin colour. Is she a rainbow ?
Are u a makeup artist, and can u do any better? LEAVE MY TONTO ALONE! angry angry angry
Music/RadioRe: Photos From Tonto Dikeh’s Video Shoot by vanstanzy(m): 10:31am On Jan 07, 2013
ask4double: Pls guys what is nairaland all about?
Wait and see! grin
Music/RadioRe: Photos From Tonto Dikeh’s Video Shoot by vanstanzy(m): 10:30am On Jan 07, 2013
Tonto is busy making loads of cash, while some peops here are busy Jamming their heads. Up T.D. jor! grin grin grin But T.D., pls dont veer into porn, abeg, cos ur wildness now can be likened to "a handshake that is extending to the elbow".
Music/RadioRe: Photos From Tonto Dikeh’s Video Shoot by vanstanzy(m): 10:22am On Jan 07, 2013
I suspect this lady, Tonto, signed a deal with Seun for publicity on NL. Or is Seun doing the "Nasty" with her? wink wink wink
RomanceRe: Is Kissing Someone Else Considered Cheating? by vanstanzy(m): 10:20am On Jan 07, 2013
Kissing someone else with the wrong intentions can lead to "Lusty feelings". Lust is the sin one should be afraid of.
RomanceRe: When A Girl Is Saying No But Her Actions Is Saying Yes by vanstanzy(m): 8:35am On Jan 07, 2013
I don "Bone" many girls like that when i was still single. They say "No, stop it!", yet their hands keep drawing u closer for more. grin grin grin Lets just say women have a much lower threshold than men.
FamilyRe: What Do You Love Most About Your Parents? by vanstanzy(m): 8:24am On Jan 07, 2013
HUMILITY!
FamilyRe: Mother Rescues Daughter From 6ft Python After Waking To Find Snake Wrapped by vanstanzy(m): 8:20am On Jan 07, 2013
Emylexray: How interesting! The thought of the harm the snake would cause to her baby triggered the adrenal valve of the mother.
Huh huh huh huh
FamilyRe: Mother Rescues Daughter From 6ft Python After Waking To Find Snake Wrapped by vanstanzy(m): 8:15am On Jan 07, 2013
okpara ugo: I've always said it and will say it again......

If nah me, i for chop that bush meat..

@ topic, i love cats because of their snake hunting abilities. Snakes just killed my biggest rabbit. ##subbing**.
And what a delicious meal they made out of it. wink wink wink
FamilyRe: Mother Rescues Daughter From 6ft Python After Waking To Find Snake Wrapped by vanstanzy(m): 8:13am On Jan 07, 2013
I remember in the University, once i saw a baby snake, i shifted immediately away from the snake not cos it would harm me but cos the mother could be nearby and by impulse, would strike at me for threatening her young. Now if an animal would do this for its young, why not a human?
FamilyRe: Mother Rescues Daughter From 6ft Python After Waking To Find Snake Wrapped by vanstanzy(m): 8:09am On Jan 07, 2013
Maximus17: can naija moms do this for their kids?
Read what u just wrote and see how shallow it is. angry angry angry Because u are a cowardly man doesn't mean every1 is a coward too. SMH!
FamilyRe: Mother Rescues Daughter From 6ft Python After Waking To Find Snake Wrapped by vanstanzy(m): 8:03am On Jan 07, 2013
Jolly good show!!! smiley smiley smiley
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga)Re: FACup: Mansfield Town Vs Liverpool (1 - 2) On 5th December 2012 by vanstanzy(m): 7:55pm On Jan 06, 2013
This is very embarrasing. Imagine a whole liverpool coming out of that match with a slim goal advantage. Infact its like liverpool lost.
Christianity EtcRe: Sickness Is Not An Act Of God by vanstanzy(m): 4:40pm On Jan 06, 2013
HIV1: I still can not comprehend what you are saying. You have quoted many authors, Mathew Mark Luke John. Little did you realise they were human beings like you grin. If Jesus can save why did'nt he save himself. The shortest verse in the bible is: Jesus wept! cool
The authors that were quoted were human beings, yes. But they were all inspired by the Holy Spirit to write the Holy Bible.
Christ did not save Himself, cos His sacrifice on the cross was the planned salvation that God promised His people. Christ had to go the way of the cross for our salvation to be complete.
Christianity EtcRe: Sickness Is Not An Act Of God by vanstanzy(m): 4:28pm On Jan 06, 2013
fellis: But didn't God create the devil?
Correction; God created Angel Lucifer. Angel Lucifer got corrupted and became, by his own free-will, the devil. God only gave him, the devil a home away from Heaven... HELL.
Christianity EtcRe: Sickness Is Not An Act Of God by vanstanzy(m):
I strongly believe that sickness is only encountered when God leaves u at the mercy of the devil eg. Jobs' predicament and since the devil is of murder, robbery and destruction, it all fits the bill.
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga)Re: FA Cup: Swansea Vs Arsenal (2 - 2) On 6th January 2013 by vanstanzy(m): 4:17pm On Jan 06, 2013
Swansea city is loosing this match, period!
PoliticsRe: Igbo President Will Refine And Rebrand Nigeria by vanstanzy(op): 4:01pm On Jan 06, 2013
aribisala0: Should Igbos acknowledge Yoruba as big brother in order to establish a firm handshake across the naija and therefore stop measuring prick with us?? grin and we in return support them in their endeavour
Guy, u funny sha!!! grin grin grin grin grin
CelebritiesRe: Interview With Pete Edochie On His Death Rumor by vanstanzy(m): 3:50pm On Jan 06, 2013
Where else? if not from the den of his detractors, who want him dead.
FamilyRe: Traditional, Church Or Registry: The Right Date For Marriage Anniversary? by vanstanzy(m): 3:27pm On Jan 06, 2013
I really cant say why we did it, but my wife and I chose our Church wedding date as our Anniversary Date. Sexxy Ehn? wink wink wink
CrimeRe: Cocaine Found On Sunny Ade's Guitarist of 30 Years At Murtala Muhammad Airport by vanstanzy(m): 3:24pm On Jan 06, 2013
babyosisi: A part of me feels sorry for him somehow
The sort of frustration that will lead a 62 year old grandfather to traffic drugs then another part of me says
Even if Sunny Ade retired him without a severance package,why couldn't he use his guitar skills to continue to earn a living
Didn't he make any investments for all the 30 years of playing with King Sunny?
Blacks, whether African, American, European, are not very good at investing towards the rainy days and are known to be more spend trift than other races. Its something we as blacks battle with and it flows in the blood. But this doesn't exonerate the old man, though.
CrimeRe: Cocaine Found On Sunny Ade's Guitarist of 30 Years At Murtala Muhammad Airport by vanstanzy(m): 3:18pm On Jan 06, 2013
REVOLUTNIS: I feel for his poor family members, they should forgive him he is just an old man
My friend, the law doesnt know age when it comes to offenders.
CrimeRe: Cocaine Found On Sunny Ade's Guitarist of 30 Years At Murtala Muhammad Airport by vanstanzy(m): 3:17pm On Jan 06, 2013
Money is never enough. He too wants to be super-duper rich. But once u have the things of this world and worship them, u'll always want more no matter how u get 'em.
FamilyRe: When Women Use Tears For Emotional Blackmail. by vanstanzy(m): 3:14pm On Jan 06, 2013
coogar: because men are always more daring, more criminal-minded than women. that is getting phased out now anyways. the law is starting to admit women can be dangerous as men!
Like 007 Roger Moore once said, "Never trust a naked (i like to add, teary eyed) woman".
FamilyRe: When Women Use Tears For Emotional Blackmail. by vanstanzy(m): 3:09pm On Jan 06, 2013
chaircover: There is emotional and there is blackmail. We are all different and some of us are actually very emotional because thats just the way we are.

I cry a lot. Always have done and I doubt that it will stop anytime soon. It doesnt mean that I am doing it to blackmail anyone.

I cry when I watch things on TV. Just Friday I watched Skyfall in the cinema and cried thrice in that movie I wont say where cos I dont want to ruin it for folks who are yet to see the movie. Who crys watching James Bond? embarassed Thank God the place was dark and no once could see me crying grin

I cry when I watch survivor stories, I cry when I watch births on TV, I cry when I watch Air crash investigation; all sorts. Im always wiping my eyes and pretending that there is something in my eye. I cried when I saw my daughter singing in the Christmas School play and I cry when one of our tropical fish dies sef!

If Mr CC and I have a misunderstanding and I am right, I cry. If he is wrong I cry too. I def cry when I am accused falsely or my intentions are misunderstood . . .thats just me embarassed

So for me there is no emotional blackmail behind it. Mr CC is used to it and when the tears start flowing he will go and get tissue and cuddle me. Some of us just have very active tear ducts grin
Woman, u should be in the Guinness Book of Records for being "Crier of the Millenium" grin grin grin grin grin. U cry through almost everything.
I tell u what, am gonna wish u and ur family A HAPPY AND FRUITFUL NEW YEAR, but u have to promise me u won't cry about that too. grin grin grin

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