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Mirror, Mirror on the wall, who's the favorite of them all? And the mirror goes... ITS MESSI!!!!! ![]() |
U arranged their names in order, sef. Its Merciless Messi all the way! ![]() |
If our Naija ladies catch this girl ehn, they'll crush her chicken wings. ![]() |
olumaxi: Any1 dat reads such Quaran wil recieve 7 folds of hussein's brutalityHere, give it to me let me read and prove u wrong. Oops! i forgot, i don't read arabic. ![]() |
larrymoore: Is that blood or red ink? *ignoramus*Who gives a hoot? The Imams just need to tell their gullible followers that the Holy Quran was written with blood and rampage is sure to start. D one wey go vex me be say, na Christians them go begin hunt, as though Saddam was a Christian. |
Prediction: "Muslims all around the world will turn planet earth upside down again." Don't say i told u so. |
igbsam: Different facial colour, different skin colour. Is she a rainbow ?Are u a makeup artist, and can u do any better? LEAVE MY TONTO ALONE! ![]() |
ask4double: Pls guys what is nairaland all about?Wait and see! ![]() |
Tonto is busy making loads of cash, while some peops here are busy Jamming their heads. Up T.D. jor! But T.D., pls dont veer into porn, abeg, cos ur wildness now can be likened to "a handshake that is extending to the elbow". |
I suspect this lady, Tonto, signed a deal with Seun for publicity on NL. Or is Seun doing the "Nasty" with her? ![]() |
Kissing someone else with the wrong intentions can lead to "Lusty feelings". Lust is the sin one should be afraid of. |
I don "Bone" many girls like that when i was still single. They say "No, stop it!", yet their hands keep drawing u closer for more. Lets just say women have a much lower threshold than men. |
HUMILITY! |
Emylexray: How interesting! The thought of the harm the snake would cause to her baby triggered the adrenal valve of the mother.Huh ![]() |
okpara ugo: I've always said it and will say it again......And what a delicious meal they made out of it. ![]() |
I remember in the University, once i saw a baby snake, i shifted immediately away from the snake not cos it would harm me but cos the mother could be nearby and by impulse, would strike at me for threatening her young. Now if an animal would do this for its young, why not a human? |
Maximus17: can naija moms do this for their kids?Read what u just wrote and see how shallow it is. Because u are a cowardly man doesn't mean every1 is a coward too. SMH! |
Jolly good show!!! ![]() |
This is very embarrasing. Imagine a whole liverpool coming out of that match with a slim goal advantage. Infact its like liverpool lost. |
HIV1: I still can not comprehend what you are saying. You have quoted many authors, Mathew Mark Luke John. Little did you realise they were human beings like youThe authors that were quoted were human beings, yes. But they were all inspired by the Holy Spirit to write the Holy Bible. Christ did not save Himself, cos His sacrifice on the cross was the planned salvation that God promised His people. Christ had to go the way of the cross for our salvation to be complete. |
fellis: But didn't God create the devil?Correction; God created Angel Lucifer. Angel Lucifer got corrupted and became, by his own free-will, the devil. God only gave him, the devil a home away from Heaven... HELL. |
I strongly believe that sickness is only encountered when God leaves u at the mercy of the devil eg. Jobs' predicament and since the devil is of murder, robbery and destruction, it all fits the bill. |
Swansea city is loosing this match, period! |
aribisala0: Should Igbos acknowledge Yoruba as big brother in order to establish a firm handshake across the naija and therefore stop measuring prick with us??Guy, u funny sha!!! ![]() |
Where else? if not from the den of his detractors, who want him dead. |
I really cant say why we did it, but my wife and I chose our Church wedding date as our Anniversary Date. Sexxy Ehn? ![]() |
babyosisi: A part of me feels sorry for him somehowBlacks, whether African, American, European, are not very good at investing towards the rainy days and are known to be more spend trift than other races. Its something we as blacks battle with and it flows in the blood. But this doesn't exonerate the old man, though. |
REVOLUTNIS: I feel for his poor family members, they should forgive him he is just an old manMy friend, the law doesnt know age when it comes to offenders. |
Money is never enough. He too wants to be super-duper rich. But once u have the things of this world and worship them, u'll always want more no matter how u get 'em. |
coogar: because men are always more daring, more criminal-minded than women. that is getting phased out now anyways. the law is starting to admit women can be dangerous as men!Like 007 Roger Moore once said, "Never trust a naked (i like to add, teary eyed) woman". |
chaircover: There is emotional and there is blackmail. We are all different and some of us are actually very emotional because thats just the way we are.Woman, u should be in the Guinness Book of Records for being "Crier of the Millenium" . U cry through almost everything.I tell u what, am gonna wish u and ur family A HAPPY AND FRUITFUL NEW YEAR, but u have to promise me u won't cry about that too. ![]() |
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Thank God the place was dark and no once could see me crying