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Lagosfinder:
Wait ooooo



Please dont you people consider catching this animal for rearing rather than the usual chopulating, this could be side tourist attraction

purem:
Op d scripture u quote above has answer ur question na "the two olive trees”


Meanwhile if ur pastor turns stone to bread wud u eat it? Join d discussion https://www.nairaland.com/3970236/pastor-turns-stone-bread-eat

ABUJA – The National Drug Law Enforcement Agency (NDLEA) has uncovered a deport of illicit cannabis sativa at Iyana-Ira, Ketu in Lagos state.
Cannabis deport
In a sting operation led by the Seme Area Commander in charge of Narcotics, Udotong Noah, a total of 7.5 tons of illicit cannabis sativa was seized.

A statement signed by the Principal staff officer, Public Affairs of the agency, Mr Jonah Achema, in Abuja, confirmed that the operation led to the arrest of one Ms. Timilehin Vincent Iyama.
Achema said the suspect, a JSS3 drop out was known to be dealing in Gaari by neighbours while she also engaged in the clandestine wholesale of cannabis.

He revealed that at the time of her arrest, the husband was said to have travelled back to Ondo state, being the source of their illicit consignment, adding that they had been in the business for a couple of years.

According to him, “Timilehin, mother of four from Ifon, Ondo State claimed that her husband, Vincent Iyama, an indigene of Kwale, Delta State brought the cannabis sativa, known in local parlance as ‘wee-wee’ from Ondo State where the illicit drug crop is predominantly cultivated.

“The drug exhibit was stored in the family’s apartment at No. 40, Kayode Badejo Street, off Chief Tunde Aluko Street, Iyana-Ira, Lagos. A Toyota sienna 2005 model with registration number KTU 737 DZ was also seized from the suspect.
“The seizure which was based on a tip-off and very intense surveillance, is a major breakthrough for the command. Although the Area command has made a cumulative seizure of about six tons since January, this present seizure is the single largest since the command was established about 21 years ago,” he said.

The statement urged the citizens to be vigilant and to come forward with more such hints to help the agency dismantle all the chains of cannabis supply, stressing that given the volume of local production and consumption.

Barfibassey:
congratulation for what?

Someone cannot say congratulations in peace again? Keep crying

cruzita:
He will be d nxt yakubu

Phut:
Nonso means Is/are close. So you correct response should be A no'm nso (Anomnso) or M'nonso. When speaking English do you, say Am close? No. You say, I am close. Same thing with Igbo. Nonso as a response, would be improper

Phut:
Literal translation does not mean you should literally mislead people. Literal translation of Chiebuka = God is great. If he only translates half (ebuka), it leads to an intentional misrepresentation. Buka is to be bigger/greater. And that is the literal translation. He was also way off with Nonso. You are too near What the heck is that?? There is no "You" in that name. OP deliberately twisted a lot of the translations to make them "appear" funny.
Trying too hard, I say

Phut:
You are trying too hard. Why drop half of a name and misinterprete the other parts, just in the name of having fun.

(1) Obiageri = If u come u go chop. Wrong translation. Obiageri = He who comes in a time of plenty. What you translated is Ibia igeri
(2) Ijeoma = Travel well (Correct translation = Safe Journey i.e. Life is a journey - best wishes on that journey)
(3) Ifeoma = fine thing (Good thing/ blessing. The child is a good thing that has happened to the family)
(4) Uloma = Ogbonge house or kakarakaa house
(5) Ulonna = papa house
(6) Nnanna = papa papa (This means Paternal Grandfather. Usually used when the child is thought to be a reincarnation)
(7) Nnenne = Mama mama (Maternal grandmother - reincarnation of)
(8.) Emeka = dem do good . There is no dem in this name. Emeka means, has done well. Full name is Chukwuemeka.)
(9) Ikemefuna= Abeg make my power no loss
(10) Enyinnaya = Him papa friend (Nothing funny here. The child is his fathers friend or the apple of his father's eye)
(11) Amaechi = you know tomorrow?
(12) Nwanneka = my brother pass your brother. Wrong interpretation. Nwanneka simply means that blood is thicker than water. Siblings are supreme)
(13) Uchenna = Him papa mind. Wrong again. It means Will of the father. Uche will. Nna is father. Nna in this case refers to God the father.
(14) Ebuka = you too fat . Wrong again. The name is Chiebuka. Chi = God. E = Is. Buka = Very big/great.
(15) Ogonna = Papa inlaw Wrong again. Ogonna means gift from the father. Ogo is gift and nna is God the father.
(16) Obiora = Public opinion. Obi = Heart. Ora = People. Heart of the people
(17) Nonso = you too near. Where did you get the "you" from? Full name is Chinonso = God is near. Chi = God No = Is. Nso = Near.
(18) Amobi = you know him mind.

AuroraB:
Eskis me ECHIETEKA is a specie of snake