₦airaland Forum

MiaB:
I won't lose it for 2 million my v card is priceless .

Pheals:
nairaland is now a photo album for pre-wedding photos.... why not pre sex photos ..


joke!

Don't go and marry

Fadiga24:
Your gf don turn meme o.

NwaAmaikpe:


Numbers won't do justice to my rating of your girlfriend.
So I'd verbally describe and analyze what I see.

Then the scenery of her photograph shows she lives in a slum neighborhood and has definitely been sexually assaulted as a minor.

Her flabby tummy shows she's either been pregnant before, is pregnant or has given birth and discarded the baby...you really need to ask her.

Now a woman is supposed to have proportional body contours, but it is lacking here.
She does not have a single hip. Some men even have wider hips than her.
She is just as straight as an unprocessed log of lumber.

You are lucky to have a girl like this because you won't suffer the insecurity most men go through with their girls because she is so ugly, that even if a man looks back if she walks past its' to confirm if she'd turn and walk towards him so he can flee.

If you really love this girl, instead of putting her up to be analyzed like a property, buy her that black soap dudu osun so she can tone her dirty black complexion which makes her face look like a badly molded chunk of Amala.

Get her a new tailor who won't mess up the neck of her gown which looks like a funeral wear.

In summary,
If your girl was a car,
She'd be a rickety wheelbarrow.

The management of Nnamdi Azikiwe University, Awka in Anambra State has expelled fifteen undergraduate students of the university involved in acts of armed robbery, cultism, hemp smoking and forgery of degree results.

This was made known on Wednesday through a statement signed by the university’s Director of Information and Public Relations, Emmanuel Ojukwu.
According to Ojukwu, the school “at its 335th Regular Meeting considered the report of the Students’ Disciplinary Committee on the case of Armed Robbery, leveled against Ikechukwu Victor Chukwunwike of the Department of Public Administration, Ilogbede Somtochukwu of the Department of Civil Engineering, and Obiriki Precious Onome of the Department of Computer Sciencea and found them culpable.

“Obiwulu Chinonso was expelled for harassment and armed robbery with guns and axe while Joseph Ikechukwuand Isinetugo Christopher were expelled for fighting and cultism.
“Okoye Fidelis Onyebuchi of the Department of Civil Engineering, Eze Ifunanya of the Department of Public Administration, Okeke Dubem of the Department of Business Administration, Ozalla Lawrence of the Department of Business Administration, Inegbeose Samuel of the Department of Business Administration, Okoye Tochukwu Emmanuel of the Department of Electrical Engineering and Obiorah Nwanneka of the Department of Accoutancy were all expelled for forgery of degree results.”

He added that Amaka Nkem and Unabia Chukwuka were expelled on charges of smoking of Indian Hemp, and admission racketeering, respectively.
Victory Chinedu Mbaegbu of the Department of Science Education who was charged with stealing phone was suspended for two (2) years with effect from the 18th April, 2017.

“He is also directed to visit Prof. Michael Ezenwa for Psychotherapy in the Department of Psychology for Counseling, as he would provide evidence of having received adequate counseling before being recalled to the University,” Ojukwu said.

mikeycharles:
keep yarning nonsense, bobrisky's dad is Igbo and Bisi Alimi is not even Nigerian

mikeycharles:
These girls are too ugly, they resemble Bobrisky that Biafran girl/boy

Sanchez01:
Neymar was never supposed to play at Barcelona. His style of play and the team's style of play are two very different things.

Team Nigeria is on the verge of missing another major championships as the country’s athletes that qualified for the IAAF World Championships are yet to be issued visa by the UK Embassy.
Nigeria is still ruing the inability to feature a team at the recently concluded Commonwealth Youth Games in the Bahamas after the UK and US Embassies denied the athletes transit visas.

Team Nigeria was expected to depart the country on Tuesday, August 1 (yesterday) for London but could not make the trip because the athletes’ passports were still at the UK Embassy.
Some of the athletes who spoke with New Telegraph said they were still at their respective bases awaiting instructions from the Athletic Federation of Nigeria on the next line of action.
The athletes are scattered across various states of the federation awaiting instruction from the AFN on where and when to meet for the trip.

“Three of us are still in Sagamu training hard for the competition,” quartermiler, Yinka Ajayi, said.
“We don’t really know what is happening but the federation assured us that we would travel as soon as possible.
Hopefully, there will be a good news today.” A coach with the national team, Kayode Yaya, expressed disappointment on the new trend by foreign countries to deny or delay issuance of visas to Nigerian athletes.

He urged the Federal Government to remedy the situation before it degenerate into another thing.
Yaya, who was part of the team to the 2015 African Youth Athletics Championships in Addis Ababa, Ethiopia said: “It’s becoming embarrassing and urgent step must be taken.
“These are people with legitimate reasons for going to London and they are yet to get their visas. Are they going to wait till the end of the competition before they return their passports?
“Some of these athletes are making their debut and if they are denied, what become of their careers? I just hope the government will do something about it immediately because the time is going.

“Other countries are already in London while we don’t even know when our athletes will be leaving which is not good for their morale.”
However, New Telegraph learnt that the world’s athletics governing body, the International Association of Athletics Federations, was already looking into the circumstances leading to the delay.
Apart from the athletes, the officials and some accredited journalists for the competition are also still waiting for their visas with some of them applying as far back as June 6.

President of AFN, Ibrahim Gusau, left Nigeria Monday night for London to enable him to attend the IAAF Congress, which will hold before the commencement of the competition.

Suspected thugs invaded the Kogi State House of Assembly on Tuesday and attacked lawmakers and stripped a member representing Igalamala /Odolu , Elder Friday Makama , naked.
The security men attached to the House watched helplessly as members were thoroughly molested.
No sooner had the lawmakers started the day ’s plenary than thugs numbering over 100 arrived in three Hilux vans and rushed into the chamber and started beating members .

Makama , who was billed to formally resume on Tuesday after the court declared his six months suspension void was severely beaten and stripped naked .
The thugs were also seen filming the beating .
Makama was suspended in February for six months by the House for taking the Assembly to court for giving extra -spending approval to Governor Yaya Bello when the workers were being owed salaries .

He , however , approached the state high court to challenge his suspension . The court declared his suspension null and void and ordered the leadership of the House to reinstate the lawmaker .
Makama , who was in the assembly for the first time after he was suspended , was the major target of the attackers described by observers as supporters of the governor and the leadership of the House .
As soon as they entered the complex they disrupted the plenary and beat up any member that attempted to stop them .

Security personnel attached to the House watched helplessly while the invasion lasted .
The Speaker, Imam Umar Ahmed , other lawmakers and security aides attached to the principal officers of the House took to their heels to escape being beaten by the rampaging thugs .
Some of them in a bid to escape , scaled the windows of the assembly while journalists watching proceedings from the gallery scampered to safety by jumping the fence of the Assembly complex .

Efforts to speak with Makama who was hurriedly rushed into a car by a handful of his supporters failed as he was said to have travelled out of the state after the attack.
Unconfirmed sources said he was rushed to an unnamed hospital.

Speaking on the development , the Speaker expressed shock over the invasion , describing it as an act of hooliganism , which he noted , had no place in politics.
He said that the Assembly would set up its own investigative panel to unravel the identities of the people behind the invasion .
Meanwhile , the state governor has condemned the invasion of the assembly.

Bello said even though what happened was purely an internal affair of the legislature which the executive should not be involved in, his administration would not condone any act of thuggery .
The governor added that anyone found to have been involved in the invasion would be made to face the full weight of the law .

Speaking through his Director General, Media and Publicity , Kingsley Fanwo , the governor ordered his Security Adviser , Commander Jerry Omodara ( retd .) , to liaise with security operatives to ensure that perpetrators were brought to book .
Efforts to speak with the Commissioner of Police , Wilson Inalegwu , were futile as he was said to be in a meeting with the governor as of the time of filing this report .

MissRaine69:
That's the sister's view meet the family if that's feasible. There are a lot of mixed families in Nigeria. Hear it first hand not via the messenger. If she is happy and you are happy with her is that not what any parent wants? For their child to be happy. That side there are a lot of narrow minded indidivuals regardless of country.

MissRaine69:
Sigh smh
You being of mixed heritage is the issue?

MissRaine69:
It's that bad?

The Acting President, Yemi Osinbajo on Tuesday lashed out at the immediate past administration of Goodluck Jonathan over the failure to pay release Paris Club refund to state governors.
Osinbajo said the Jonathan’s administration was earning over 100 dollars on a barrel of oil and yet failed to pay Paris Club refunds.

Speaking in Birnin Kebbi, Kebbi State, Osinbajo said the current administration of President Muhammadu Buhari is doing everything, despite the fact that it is earning 60 percent less revenue.
In a statement on the Presidency’s twitter handle, @NGRPresident, Osinbajo said, “A previous Admin, earning $100/bbl, did not pay Paris Club Refunds, or Cash Calls. This Govt, earning 60% less revenue, is doing everything.

“We’ve introduced Transparency to the management of the Federation Account, ensuring that all monies due are remitted
“PMB has always insisted that Federation Account must be transparent, and all books open. I’m sure the Govs agree we’ve done our best.
“We’re doing everything to support all States, regardless of party: Budget Support, Paris Club Refunds, Clearing debts owed them
“The future belongs to the progressive tendencies in our polity. Our victory in the 2015 elections was not a fluke.

“Our people understand that the task of clearing decades of debris will take time. But we must also keep faith with them, and deliver.”

Elder statesmen from the Niger Delta region have hinged their continued support for a united Nigeria on the immediate restructuring of the country.
In an emphatic declaration on Monday in Abuja, the leaders led by First Republic Minister of Information, Chief Edwin Clark, under the aegis of the Pan Niger Delta forum (PANDEF), stated: “No restructur­ing, no Nigeria.”
They also threatened to withdraw from negotiations with the Federal Government, if it fails to implement their 16-point agenda, which they had presented to President Mu­hammadu Buhari some months ago.
After a meeting in Abuja yesterday, PANDEF accused the government of avoiding
dialogue with its members after it had persuaded the youths in the region to halt all forms of violence in return for dialogue with the Federal Government to address all the issues that forced them to attack oil and other public installations in the zone.
PANDEF regretted that since November 1, 2016, when it presented its charter of demands to President Buhari, the govern­ment has frustrated all efforts to dialogue with them, adding that their patience has been exhausted.

The elder statesman stated that they would no longer push for any form of dialogue with the government at the expiration of their November 1 ultimatum.
After the deadline, the Niger Delta elders disclosed, they would rather refer the government to the region’s youths who have vowed to fight for their right, lamenting that the youths had continuously seen them as betraying their cause since they sued for peace to pursue dialogue with the Presidency.

In a statement issued at the end of the meeting, PANDEF condemned the National Assembly’s rejection of devolution of power and restructuring, stating that with the prevailing situation in the country, it is either the government agrees to restructur­ing or there will be no Nigeria.

Clark said: “Restructuring has become a pain in the ears of a few champions of wicked hegemony. All we are saying is let us go back to the negotiated 1960 Independence Constitution on which the 1963 Republican Constitution was moulded.
“Anything else is more obnoxious and totally unacceptable to the entire Southern and Middle Belt areas of Nigeria, as well as the growing number of well-meaning Nigeria in the North. All we are saying is “No restructuring, no Nigeria.”

At a separate press briefing, Clark regretted that the govern
ment had made the Niger Delta elders to look like brazen liars before their youths.
Clark claimed that as a result of his efforts to ensure dialogue, he had received several messages from the youths calling on the Niger Delta elders to leave them to fight their cause since PANDEF had failed in its task to dialogue on their behalf with the government.
He said: “The Niger Delta as created by God is a very difficult area as it is surrounded by swamps and water. The same God that created us in that difficult area made it easy for us to hold the economy of the nation with water and oil.

“Since 1956, when oil was discovered in Niger Delta, we have been the pillar of the Nigerian economy, even though we have severely suffered from that position.
“By the provision of the 1963 Constitution, which described Nigeria as practicing fiscal federalism, the about 50 per cent of whatever was produced in a region went to the development of the region.

“Before Independence, cocoa was there, groundnut was making the pyramids, palm produce helped each region to develop at its own pace. Why is it now that what belongs to us, we are not allowed to benefit from it?
“You come to my house to take the oil and give me handout, and you want me to say thank you. So, when some people brand our people militants, terrorists, or say we are causing trouble, I laugh at them.

“This is not the Nigeria our founding fathers built. When the youths decided in 2015 under the Niger Delta Avengers to begin the vandalism of oil pipelines, and nothing was done, no negotiation, the production of oil went down. At a point, we stepped in and that led to the founding of the Niger Delta Forum.

“On the 19th of August, we had a negotiated arrangement with the youths and they stopped vandalism of the pipeline, and sent us to go and negotiate for them with the Federal Government,” he stressed.
Clark recalled that PANDEF was granted audience by President Buhari on November 1, last year. The delegation of 100 elders and first class chiefs presented a 16-point agenda for discussion, but lamented that, that was the end of it all.
He said that “we want to discuss what will be our benefits. So, the dialogue we are looking for is the priorities of our de­mands.”

Clark, who spoke in the company of the Amanyanagbo of Brass, Chief Alfred Diete Spiff; Senator Stella Omu and others, regretted that the Niger Delta has suffered series of degradations and neglect from both the Federal Government and in­dividuals, despite providing the mainstay of the country’s economy.
According to him, “More than 50 oil blocks in the Niger Delta are enjoyed by people who do not come from the area. Also, about 30 oil fields are owned by the same people, we are not there.

“The most annoying is the employment of non-Niger Delta people in the oil installations. They are mostly occupied by northerners in our own backyard. The Nigerian National Petroleum Corporation (NNPC), which should have been cited in any of the Niger Delta cities, is in Abuja. “We do not mind, but to say that you are appointing nine board members of NNPC, and only one from the Niger Delta, six from the North, including the sitting Chief of Staff to the President is unacceptable to us.”

“If you go to the NNPC’s subsidiaries, we are still not there. Which type of country do we belong then? We are thinking of our children and the ones yet-to-be born, so we will no longer accept this marginalisation and intimidation. That is why we want our 16-point demand to be discussed. We are tired of holding our youths who have believed that we are not doing more about our plight,” he stated.

Players of the Nigeria Women’s Professional League side, Heartland Queens, Monday blocked Imo State Governor, Rochas Okorocha’s convoy from entering the Government House in Owerri.
The players were protesting over their unpaid seven months salaries.

The placard-carrying protesters stormed the main entrance to the government house chanting anti-government slogans.

The governor, who drove himself to the Government House, was forced to alight from his car to address the footballers clutching placards, which read, “We are the breadwinners of our families; We are suffering, Government of Imo State, pay us our seven months’ salaries; and Our dear governor, please listen to your children.”

After listening to the complaints of the players, Okorocha, who assured them that their demands would be met, assigned one of his aides, Edna Njoku, to discuss with the protesters and give him the feedback.

The captain of the Owerri side, Best Osuji, told our newsmen at the scene that they were not also happy with the team manager, Charity Enwerem, because she allegedly refused to draw the state government’s attention to their plight.

Osuji said “Since we won the amateur league playoffs and qualified for the Nigerian the top flight, the state government has abandoned us. We don’t have a camp, and they have kept us in the stadium without any care.
“We go to matches late and we play on empty stomachs, yet they want us to produce good results.”

Luciferdevil:
I need a woman that is good in bed with sweet ND sexy moan, soft bumbum, beautiful face, sexy body, intelligent and an entrepreneur who hustles for herself.

khain:
That is a bloody lie, a typical SA woman believe so much on SANGOMA (Witch doctor) and they can be rude and have a wayword life style