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Business › Re: If You Are Uber Partner In Lagos, Please Share Your Experience Here by VaselineCrew: 12:29am On Apr 20
Pearl abeg make we contribute buy this car na.

Or like 7 of us contribute money buy this car, we fit dey share am, 1 person per day cry cry

I want this car.

Chevy BOLT men

Even a 2017 model still has maaaad range (231 miles / 371 km).

The gains would be insane.

Business › Re: If You Are Uber Partner In Lagos, Please Share Your Experience Here by VaselineCrew: 4:17pm On Apr 19
Looking at prices of used evs in USA. Not bad, but most have poor range due to battery degradation. AI says some might last only about 3.5 more years before you need to replace the battery ($2,000 - $6000)

Wondering if a cheap used 55 miles Nissan leaf would do the job, at least within the city.

Tired of trying to make 100% of fuel bought and watching the gauge non stop.

Politics › Some Nigerians Rejected PHD And MIT Grads For Destruction From Herders N Forgers by VaselineCrew(op): 6:15am On Apr 18
They rejected GEJ with PHD, when dollar was $1= N180, fuel was N100 and Nigeria was becoming the top economy in Africa

When you tell them about GRV that went to MIT, they belittle MIT and call him "Chinedu", not minding that most of the technology they have now can be credited to MIT research.

So in 2015, Nigeria said, instead of a PHD guy, lets have a cow herder.

Gosh, some of you are "special"
Business › ₦1000: What Can You Buy With Nigeria's Highest Currency? by VaselineCrew(op): 11:45am On Apr 15
Just a few years ago, not decades ago, no no, your N1,000 note could buy you so many things. Many loaves of bread, many liters of petrol, plates of beans/bread/stew/egg...

APC came and LEGENDHERO and the likes told us that we were living a fake life in NIgeria, that GEJ was a kindergarten president...

So now what can you N1,000 buy you?

Can it buy a full loaf of bread?

Can it buy you 1 liter of petrol?

Can it buy you a meal at Chicken Republic?

What can you buy with your N1,000 now?

Politics › Re: Nigerians Are Funny Creatures. So Some Want Tinubu? Video inside by VaselineCrew(op): 10:34pm On Mar 29
I will always remember how Nairalanders abused GRV that went to M.I.T

Like, is there a blood oath that Nigerians must select the worst of the worst?

God help us men, cause this shh makes no sense.

You will leave a first class clean person, then select forger in chief, or former coup plotter/herder?

What is the matter with you guys?
Politics › Nigerians Are Funny Creatures. So Some Want Tinubu? Video inside by VaselineCrew(op): 10:30pm On Mar 29
This is the man some want?

I have never seen citizens that always want to be ruled by the worst of the worst.

Men Nigerians are special breed

Baboon might be a tad more intelligent

Politics › Re: Wike Shows Off Judges’ Quarters In Abuja (Video) by VaselineCrew: 9:07am On Mar 15
Corporate2020:
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So Judges should be living in Face Me - I Face You apartment while Yahoo boys, Fake Pastors and Ploticians are living in Mansions. You go cry tire
Hope you are getting paid, so when payment for your soul is due, you can at least say you got a few toys out the deal.

The wickedness of some Nigerians men.

Money for hospitals, schools, deaths that can be prevented is wasted on corruption to the cheering of demons like this one.
Politics › To Prove Nigeria Is Safe, I Will Climb A Mountain Outside Nigeria. Who Am I? by VaselineCrew(op): 4:09am On Mar 08
I'm still trying to figure this one out.
Politics › Re: Biggest Thief In The World, Tinubu Bullion Van by VaselineCrew(op): 10:17am On Mar 07
It’s not easy to be a bullion van thief!
Politics › Re: Biggest Thief In The World, Tinubu Bullion Van by VaselineCrew(op): 7:57am On Feb 24
Thief pass thief!

There are levels to this, and bullion can is the final level
Politics › Re: Biggest Thief In The World, Tinubu Bullion Van by VaselineCrew(op): 4:54pm On Feb 22
Their money for hospitals, schools, even closed gutters gets stolen and put in bullion vans

Yet the Nigerian worships the thief more than his/her own God.

The thieves travel overseas to use good hospitals, and the Nigerian, left with few good hospitals steal praise’s the thief.

Even slaves had a bit more self respect, it would seem, than the typical Nigerian.
Politics › Re: Biggest Thief In The World, Tinubu Bullion Van by VaselineCrew(op): 4:42pm On Feb 22
In the strange country called Nigeria,

THE CITIZENS SUPPORT THE BEST THIEVES

It’s no wonder the country has no infrastructure, but smelly gutters and gutter dwellers.
Politics › Re: Biggest Thief In The World, Tinubu Bullion Van by VaselineCrew(op): 4:12pm On Feb 20
Una don see Dangote, Bezos of Elon Musk dey live with 2 Bullion van before??

But na Nigerian thief first show una say Bullion vans dey come house
Politics › Re: Nigeria Is Cursed! by VaselineCrew: 4:18am On Feb 20
Op I feel you! I pray God improves this country and our lives too.

There are so many people on the side of the demons in Nigeria.

People will steal moneys meant for all these things you talk about and the victims will pray for them.

Bullion vans will come to a thieves house and defenders will go on tv saying “The bullion van missed road”

Someone will put their career on line by secretly recording GANDUJE stealing money for roads, and the wicked nation makes him party chairman.

I wonder how many died from the bad roads that could have been done properly with that cash


But the demon citizens will tell you why a thief is your best option.
Politics › Re: Nigeria Is Cursed! by VaselineCrew: 4:14am On Feb 20
mascot87:
When I read your saying you hate the creator who created you here. I now understand why you are frustrated and will forever remain so unless you repent and ask for forgiveness.
I’m sure God will forgive him.

It’s not easy to be in a country where people hail thieves that steal so much money in bullion vans like Tinubu

Politics › Re: Biggest Thief In The World, Tinubu Bullion Van by VaselineCrew(op): 1:37am On Feb 20
It’s not easy to be a bullion van thief
Politics › Re: Biggest Thief In The World, Tinubu Bullion Van by VaselineCrew(op): 12:07am On Feb 18
36 Million for Health for 200 million people

Full Bulliona Vans for 1 international thief thief
Politics › Re: Biggest Thief In The World, Tinubu Bullion Van by VaselineCrew(op): 9:49pm On Feb 17
when you work as Akantant in Mobills,

YOU TOO CAN HAVE BULLION VAN (S) - pLURAL
Politics › Re: Biggest Thief In The World, Tinubu Bullion Van by VaselineCrew(op): 4:04pm On Feb 17
Dem say when you work for mobile (cough, lie, cough)

YOU TOO CAN HAVE BULLION VAN

chai
Politics › Re: Biggest Thief In The World, Tinubu Bullion Van by VaselineCrew(op): 3:30pm On Feb 17
Master strategist

Una don see thief wey get bullion van before?
Politics › Biggest Thief In The World, Tinubu Bullion Van by VaselineCrew(op): 3:11pm On Feb 17
They said Bullion van miss road

Certificate forger, Mobil accountant, come get bullion van, chai

Politics › Umahi Leaked Video And Who Wicked Nairalanders Supported Demolition Of Homes by VaselineCrew(op): 12:10pm On Feb 14


Here you have a wicked ruler, saying he demolished an innocent persons land because she was making noise by fighting for her rights. These are investors that apparently had pulled millions of dollars together to invest in Lagos from abroad (so much for bringing in investments, right?).

I still remember when beautiful homes in Lagos were getting demolished and some people here were happy. May God forgive you, may God forgive us. To be happy when someone loses all they have worked for, just because they happen to be Nigerian and ruled by some of the most wicked humans on earth. May God forgive us.

Politics › Una No Get Light For 2025, Even Water, Open Gutter Everywhere, Una Be Animal by VaselineCrew(op): 9:46am On Dec 24, 2025
All APC guys care about it that they can shout "jagaban"

Black people sha
Politics › Nairaland Is Where You Find The Most Vile Of Nigerians by VaselineCrew(op): 7:10am On Nov 21, 2025
A site meant for the lowest of the lowest of vile Nigerians.

It brings me joy that with all your wickedness, you won’t see even one naira from Seun.

God is not mocked.

Others will thrive elsewhere earning 10s of thousands of dollars, while you stay here celebrating Kanu jail time, like he ever killed anyone.
Politics › Re: God Bless Justice Omotosho. by VaselineCrew: 12:57am On Nov 21, 2025
Calling on God to endorse your wickedness

You will stand before him and your wickedness would be laid bare

For now, fill your soul with the happiness of seeing the innocent suffer

The heart of man is desperately wicked and I see it. God I see it
Politics › A Lot Of Nigerians Are Extremely Wicked And Evil - Kanu by VaselineCrew(op): 12:55am On Nov 21, 2025
Kanu has never killed anyone but see how tribalistic people are happy.

How can people rejoice over injustice for someone that only used a microphone.


May God judge you all.

At the end of your lives, you will give account of why you cast the innocent into fire.

Till then, may God forgive you wicked souls
Celebrities › Re: Nicki Minaj Challenge, Naruto by VaselineCrew(op): 3:30pm On Nov 20, 2025
Join the Nicki Minaj challenge grin

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