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PoliticsRe: ‘End Of Banditry Is Near,’ NAF Inducts ATAK-129 Helicopter (Photos) by VaselineCrew: 8:23am On Nov 19, 2024
my small DJI drone will fly over an area without being detected, providing surveillance.

Made me wonder why locating so called bandits is hard.

If i had 10 DJI drones, especially the new ones that use sim cards, I could provide surveillance of my whole neighborhood.

Imagine then if I had the budget of the Nigerian Army? Who would be able to hide from my eyes in the sky?
PoliticsRe: Port Harcourt Refinery Recommences Operation (Video) by VaselineCrew: 8:17am On Nov 19, 2024
simpleseyi:
Asiwaju Jagaban Borgu Emilokan Bola Ahmed Tinubu the City Boy Extraordinaire
See how the wicked among us, praise some of the worst among us.

A city boy that presented one set of qualifications to become governor and another set to apply for president.

A city boy, who's transcript provided under law, showed that he graduated Lagos Gov College in 1970, when it was founded in 1974

A city boy that brought bullion van to his house on a day before elections...


You know all this but since you are the real child of hate and perdition, you ignore.
PoliticsRe: Port Harcourt Refinery Recommences Operation (Video) by VaselineCrew: 8:13am On Nov 19, 2024
simpleseyi:
Not everyone is a failure like you
This one is still, till today, backing every negative thing about Nigeria, but TIME will always be here to set you straight.

May God heal you and give you a means of livelihood apart from one involving making your people in Nigeria wretched.
PoliticsRe: Port Harcourt Refinery Recommences Operation (Video) by VaselineCrew: 8:12am On Nov 19, 2024
gigabyte13:
Children of destruction, perdition and hate
Will not be happy.
Make una gather enter lagoon
Now TIME has shown us, that the real children of hate, wickedness, destruction and perdition are those that supported Buhari and Tinubu.

The question now becomes, will you ever give up the hate in your heart in support for a better Nigeria/separated Nigeria, even for the sake of your siblings, family?

It doesn't seem so. It seems you will continue to hate us by selecting thieves, certificate forgers and all but professionals who can do the job.
PoliticsRe: Port Harcourt Refinery Recommences Operation (Video) by VaselineCrew: 8:08am On Nov 19, 2024
orohbirodeysmel:
Until, I see one or two tankers load PMS comot from there...I no go believe.

If you like call me any name you like. Nigeria don too show person shege. People wey go rent Ethiopian airlines aircraft, paint am Nigeria Air are capable of doing anything...

My skepticism is justified by thousands of fake promises and sham projects politicians don unleash on us in this country
Your skepticism is/was in fact, justified.

Nigerians will take the worst person among them to be a "leader" and expect other Nigerians that want a better Nigeria not to be skeptics.

The results usually speak for themselves.
PoliticsRe: Port Harcourt Refinery Recommences Operation (Video) by VaselineCrew: 8:06am On Nov 19, 2024
abdeefggh:
Only Jabagaban can make this happen, mr talk and do
Talk and do indeed.

Una never dey tire for scam. Pesin graduate 1970 from school founded in 1974, but na only him fit fix Nigeria ba?
PoliticsPrediction By Headless Mob Before Tinubus Tenure by VaselineCrew(op): 7:59am On Nov 19, 2024
The ones with head would have called him "headless mob"

PoliticsRe: This Man Is One Of Most Ideal For Nigeria President . Prof Barth by VaselineCrew: 8:06am On Nov 18, 2024
Bigkoko:
Nooo... online miscreants and pigs prefer drug convicts and agberos to rule them!
Especially those with Nepa certificates.

See how they abuse me for pointing out that GRV went to MIT; the number one ranked school in the world.

I have never, and I mean never, seen a people so desperate to be ruled by the worst of them.

See how the condensed GRVs MIT achievement to just, “CHINEDU”.

May God help us against these demonic legion of anti-progress Nigerians.
PoliticsRe: AI (ChatGPT) Says TINUBU Is Nigeria's Narendra MODI by VaselineCrew: 8:01am On Nov 18, 2024
Napata77:
OH SHUT UP......

Did you see the massive plane Modi arrived Nigeria on?

But when Tinubu travels he should use okada or keke for you.

YES, MODI has imposed taxes across India especially for businesses.

THAT IS HOW COUNTRIES MAKE MONEY. THROUGH TAXATION.
That’s like you living in Ajegunle, shouting on your children that did they not see the G wagon Kunle used to come from Eko Atlantic and they want me to use corolla.


You are Dundee raised to Infinity

Aka, Dundee United.

Dumbass
PoliticsRe: The Contractor That Exposed Ganduje Can’t Work In Nigeria Anymore by VaselineCrew(op): 7:57am On Nov 18, 2024
Difrent:
The issue is "don't go against powerful interests"

Abi you think Ganduje is the first person ever caught on camera stealing?
Or the last?

Didn't Obj write a whole book on Atikus theft ?
He still got millions of votes in 2023 (maybe you even voted for him)
Bro, are you really comparing hearsay theft to theft caught live on camera?


Come on duuude! I hate when Nigerians turn the simplest things to complicated messes.

Someone was caught live on camera, not dem say dem say, liiiiiiive

Not once, not twice…


Open and shut case, but in Nigeria we start to rationalize, why have we become such bastardized and demonic folks.


Come on y’all, wtf!!!


White man made camera, one smart black man used it to show you a thief, but you black masses are still saying “what about “

Maybe you Nigerians just aren’t worth it.


Cause wtf
PoliticsRe: The Contractor That Exposed Ganduje Can’t Work In Nigeria Anymore by VaselineCrew(op): 7:49am On Nov 18, 2024
After all Amaechi said we don’t stone them that’s why they are bold in theft.

A courageous contractor made not 1, not 2, but many videos of different occasions of Ganduje, incontrovertible evidence that can not be swept under the carpet without leaving an obvious budge.

Even if it’s to shoot the legs of these wicked politicians, that might be enough to force change

So if we see that there is clear video evidence of theft like Ganduje, the public should stone and snipe him if the law won’t take effect
PoliticsRe: The Contractor That Exposed Ganduje Can’t Work In Nigeria Anymore by VaselineCrew(op): 7:48am On Nov 18, 2024
Nigeria it seems needs good people that specialize in killing politicians.

What other option is left to the good citizens of the country, when the “law” is perverse and turns evil to good.
PoliticsRe: The Contractor That Exposed Ganduje Can’t Work In Nigeria Anymore by VaselineCrew(op): 7:44am On Nov 18, 2024
Difrent:
Thats what you get if you decide to go against powerful interests
And it's like that all over the world

Anyone in Europe or America that cares about their wealth and business dare not criticize Israel , they will make sure you are cancelled.
Bro, war is not the same thing as seeing a thief live in camera
PoliticsThe Contractor That Exposed Ganduje Can’t Work In Nigeria Anymore by VaselineCrew(op): 7:41am On Nov 18, 2024
Imagine you are the contractor that supplied up to 3 different videos of Ganduje stealing bundles upon bundles of 100 dollar bills.

After your bravery, your country rewards the thief by making him the chairman of the political party in power.

Do you think you will be able to work in Nigeria again? When a thief is elevated, in glaring view of all the video evidence, don’t you think you would be assassinated in that type of a demonic country that rewards evil?
PoliticsRe: Nigeria Is Irredeemable, A Zoo - Mrs Akeredolu by VaselineCrew: 12:10pm On Nov 16, 2024
Some of the animals in the jungle called Nigeria argue against the use technology to send/transmit/transfer voting results

"Technology baaaaaaaaaaad", says some of the animals


"Technology glitch, E Glitch, Gleeshes", says some of the Meercats

Not minding how they themselves, transfer even greater amounts of data on a per second basis using apps and sites like, Facebook, Whatsapp, YouTube, Nairaland... They do not see the irony, as irony is often lost on the inhabitants of the thick, bushy jungle.

They do however end up with a document that all can trust, disregarding the multiple revisions, as that is just jungle chaos as translated on paper, a verisimilitude of the chaos.

PoliticsRe: Nigeria Is Irredeemable, A Zoo - Mrs Akeredolu by VaselineCrew: 11:57am On Nov 16, 2024
Like, you are telling me, a human government allowed this

Key word "HUMAN"

huh

abeg, no be zoo, na jungle book

then when it rains, the jungle animals start saying

"why are people throwing things inside this OPEN HOLE, this OPEN HOLE, is meant to me EMPTY"

chai

Meanwhile, some other category of human, an advanced version of human, identified by the white tone of skin, thought to themselves

"HMMmm, MAYBE IF WE COVER THESE GUTTERS, RUBBISH WOULD NOT BE ABLE TO GO IN, SORT OF LIKE A SINK THAT HAS A DRAIN WITH SMALL HOLES THAT WON'T ALLOW RUBBISH IN"

back to the black humans though, their government in a cave like manner says ":


"HERE IS YOUR HOLE, HOLE, HOOOLE, NO PUT RUBBISH IN HOLE, HOLE 4 WATER, HOLE"

PoliticsRe: Nigeria Is Irredeemable, A Zoo - Mrs Akeredolu by VaselineCrew: 11:55am On Nov 16, 2024
2024 oooo, see zoo country

and this is like "normal" for most of the zoo inhabitants.

PoliticsRe: Nigeria Is Irredeemable, A Zoo - Mrs Akeredolu by VaselineCrew: 11:54am On Nov 16, 2024
A zoo is even nicer, lol grin

Person dey use bic biro cancel result, yet tribal people dem dey shout, "ashawo", lol grin

Some Nigerians are truly shameless men

Even in the zoo, chimpanzee will conduct proper election amongst themselves to decide the leader, no Inec to cancel it and give it to Orangutan
PoliticsRe: Imagine A Nigeria Of NGN10000 TO 1$ by VaselineCrew: 11:35am On Nov 16, 2024
You're talking bout productivity, but when I mention here on Nairaland how Lagosians tribalised and belittled GRVs accomplishment of going to M.I.T, the usual suspects attacked and attacked.

The usual suspects, some Nigerians, it seems are ready to attack anything good, anything that will lead millions of Nigerians to prosperity. Maybe it's ignorance, tribal leaning, or just wickedness, but they are active, like demons, doing the most to make sure we get leaders that are the worst of the worst.

M.I.T, ranked the Number 1 University, not in the U.S.A, but in the world, all of a sudden is reduced to "Chinedu" by Nigerians, and they will tell you they prefer NEPA bill or someone that graduated in 1970 from a school founded in 1974, then to add spice to the wickedness, they say "This NEPA bill guy is THE ONLY ONE THAT CAN RESCUE NIGERIA", they say it with such boldness. You mean a person that didn't even attend school is not just among the few that could rescue the country, BUT THE ONLY ONE? wow. Almost sounds demonic when you ponder on it.

Okay, maybe you didn't attend school, as some greats never did, but then you are not great in character, because you LIED about going to school, amongst other lies and brazen corrupt practices. So it's not even like, oh, this guy didn't go to school, but, but, but, he is a leader in so and so field, he is a leader in character... nothing! They pick the most "schooless", most corrupt, most fraudulent... in fact, every negative vice a human can have, is one of much value to some of these debased Nigerians.

If they can relegate M.I.T, that is responsible for most of the technological advancemets in their own lives (little do they know, or care), then what amount of fact can you throw at these people, that they won't belittle and trivialize, or oppose and willfully seek the worst options, devoid of facts?

It's sad, but, we will continue to work and pray.
PoliticsRe: How Did Tinubu Graduate From A School In 1970 If The School Was Founded In 1974 by VaselineCrew: 4:40pm On Nov 13, 2024
How?
BusinessWhen Last Did You Spend N5, N10, N20, N50 And N100 Notes? by VaselineCrew(op): 7:59am On Nov 13, 2024
APC people say Tinubu is working, yet everyday evidence of life in Nigeria shows the complete and utter OPPOSITE.

Right before our very eyes, some Nigerian notes are becoming, or sorry, have become, absolutely worthless

So, when last did you guys carry these notes?

As for me, I don't even bother carrying anything less than N200 nowadays in my wallet.

PoliticsRe: How Did Tinubu Graduate From A School In 1970 If The School Was Founded In 1974 by VaselineCrew: 7:54am On Nov 13, 2024
bummp
PoliticsRe: How Did Tinubu Graduate From A School In 1970 If The School Was Founded In 1974 by VaselineCrew: 7:46am On Nov 13, 2024
bump
PoliticsRe: My Administration Is Pulling Nigeria Back To Prosperity — Tinubu by VaselineCrew: 7:41am On Nov 13, 2024
Frigga13:
Helinues has over 600k likes and thousands of shares …

Wetin he use am buy.. ?
Truth dey pain you…

You know how many monikers people don deactivate for this forum?

Tinubu na confirm zombie ..
As if likes and shares on this hatred filled nairaland even pays up to 1 kobo

These guys are sad miscreants, whose only power is to create multiple monickers to like the insults they make to those wanting a better country and of course, the igbos.

Such a sad life men, to only get pleasure in life from fake nairaland likes.

helinues can go to bed hungry with a smile on his face, the smile coming from using 20 of his alternate monickers to like some stupid shh like

"EGGS ARE NOT FOR THE POOR"

Funny enough, Seun Osewa that is on X claiming he is not a tribalist, will allow Helinues and Legendhero on this site, but ban others for months for high sounding grammar or truths they perceive as insults.

I am so happy the world has seen through Seun. I was once a huge fan of that guy, but I can't be a fan of a tribablist, one who has aided the continued destruction and impoverishment of black people like him.
PoliticsRe: How Did Tinubu Graduate From A School In 1970 If The School Was Founded In 1974 by VaselineCrew: 7:39am On Nov 13, 2024
anyone??
PoliticsRe: Why Is Tinubuadvocate Looking To Japa If Obi Is Wrong? by VaselineCrew(op): 7:37am On Nov 13, 2024
VeeVeeMyLuv:
Oh

These guys should thank their lucky stars they were not born during french Revolution or in the era were judgement was executed instantly, kings and queens put on trial.

Na guillotine straight on a regular, drawn and quartered, or pushed out of the window of a castle, pushed from the top of a high mountain. Thank God man no be God if not ehn
As in...

Sometimes I fantasize about what I'd do to people like Helinues if I were to meet them one on one.

As you said, thank God man no be God. By God's grace we will get a better country without resorting to violence.
PoliticsRe: Is It True That #500 Cannot Fetch You A Piece Of This Item In Lagos Nigeria? by VaselineCrew: 3:54am On Nov 13, 2024
Bro, it’s looking like we may need a N5,000 note

when that happens, I fear it may be a wrap oo, cause N10,000 and so on will follow.

Maybe bread will be N20,000 and one pure water will be N500

I pray to God to rescue us before then, please daddy
PoliticsRe: Why Is Tinubuadvocate Looking To Japa If Obi Is Wrong? by VaselineCrew(op): 3:52am On Nov 13, 2024
kk2027:
So sad
He's even in Canada so he can't relate to the hunger and suffering in the land
That is pure wickedness my brother.

The guy no even wait for Tinubu first year before making japa plans, like…

They know the wickedness they support

They know they supports man that graduated in 1970 from school founded in 1974.


But they run to countries where leaders are honest about qualifications and backgrounds.
PoliticsRe: How Did Tinubu Graduate From A School In 1970 If The School Was Founded In 1974 by VaselineCrew: 3:50am On Nov 13, 2024
APC people make una come try again answer this question.

All they will do is just abuse and abuse and abuse, BUT NEVER WILL THEY ANSWER THIS QUESTION.
PoliticsRe: How Did Tinubu Graduate From A School In 1970 If The School Was Founded In 1974 by VaselineCrew: 3:49am On Nov 13, 2024
This question still left unanswered

Buy APC folks will answer Peter I and say if you see opportunities elsewhere, dont japa.
PoliticsRe: Why Is Tinubuadvocate Looking To Japa If Obi Is Wrong? by VaselineCrew(op): 3:47am On Nov 13, 2024
Omojuwas own is sad.

A former Kings College boy like me, but he supported wickedness just to get enough money to Japa and settle down well overseas.

You will hardly see that one talk about Nigeria now, but mention Chelsea or Man U and watch the snake raise his head out of the grass

PoliticsRe: Why Is Tinubuadvocate Looking To Japa If Obi Is Wrong? by VaselineCrew(op): 3:45am On Nov 13, 2024
lol, you called yourself Tinubuadvocate, you knew about his certificate forgery, and all his other lies, yet supported him to rule your black brothers and sisters, while you take your children to Canada.

Then from Canada, you will abuse Obi and ask him why he want people to japa

These hypocrites in Nigeria are a special breed

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