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PoliticsRe: Nigeria Is Irredeemable, A Zoo - Mrs Akeredolu by VaselineCrew: 11:57am On Nov 16, 2024
Like, you are telling me, a human government allowed this

Key word "HUMAN"

huh

abeg, no be zoo, na jungle book

then when it rains, the jungle animals start saying

"why are people throwing things inside this OPEN HOLE, this OPEN HOLE, is meant to me EMPTY"

chai

Meanwhile, some other category of human, an advanced version of human, identified by the white tone of skin, thought to themselves

"HMMmm, MAYBE IF WE COVER THESE GUTTERS, RUBBISH WOULD NOT BE ABLE TO GO IN, SORT OF LIKE A SINK THAT HAS A DRAIN WITH SMALL HOLES THAT WON'T ALLOW RUBBISH IN"

back to the black humans though, their government in a cave like manner says ":


"HERE IS YOUR HOLE, HOLE, HOOOLE, NO PUT RUBBISH IN HOLE, HOLE 4 WATER, HOLE"

PoliticsRe: Nigeria Is Irredeemable, A Zoo - Mrs Akeredolu by VaselineCrew: 11:55am On Nov 16, 2024
2024 oooo, see zoo country

and this is like "normal" for most of the zoo inhabitants.

PoliticsRe: Nigeria Is Irredeemable, A Zoo - Mrs Akeredolu by VaselineCrew: 11:54am On Nov 16, 2024
A zoo is even nicer, lol grin

Person dey use bic biro cancel result, yet tribal people dem dey shout, "ashawo", lol grin

Some Nigerians are truly shameless men

Even in the zoo, chimpanzee will conduct proper election amongst themselves to decide the leader, no Inec to cancel it and give it to Orangutan
PoliticsRe: Imagine A Nigeria Of NGN10000 TO 1$ by VaselineCrew: 11:35am On Nov 16, 2024
You're talking bout productivity, but when I mention here on Nairaland how Lagosians tribalised and belittled GRVs accomplishment of going to M.I.T, the usual suspects attacked and attacked.

The usual suspects, some Nigerians, it seems are ready to attack anything good, anything that will lead millions of Nigerians to prosperity. Maybe it's ignorance, tribal leaning, or just wickedness, but they are active, like demons, doing the most to make sure we get leaders that are the worst of the worst.

M.I.T, ranked the Number 1 University, not in the U.S.A, but in the world, all of a sudden is reduced to "Chinedu" by Nigerians, and they will tell you they prefer NEPA bill or someone that graduated in 1970 from a school founded in 1974, then to add spice to the wickedness, they say "This NEPA bill guy is THE ONLY ONE THAT CAN RESCUE NIGERIA", they say it with such boldness. You mean a person that didn't even attend school is not just among the few that could rescue the country, BUT THE ONLY ONE? wow. Almost sounds demonic when you ponder on it.

Okay, maybe you didn't attend school, as some greats never did, but then you are not great in character, because you LIED about going to school, amongst other lies and brazen corrupt practices. So it's not even like, oh, this guy didn't go to school, but, but, but, he is a leader in so and so field, he is a leader in character... nothing! They pick the most "schooless", most corrupt, most fraudulent... in fact, every negative vice a human can have, is one of much value to some of these debased Nigerians.

If they can relegate M.I.T, that is responsible for most of the technological advancemets in their own lives (little do they know, or care), then what amount of fact can you throw at these people, that they won't belittle and trivialize, or oppose and willfully seek the worst options, devoid of facts?

It's sad, but, we will continue to work and pray.
PoliticsRe: How Did Tinubu Graduate From A School In 1970 If The School Was Founded In 1974 by VaselineCrew: 4:40pm On Nov 13, 2024
How?
BusinessWhen Last Did You Spend N5, N10, N20, N50 And N100 Notes? by VaselineCrew(op): 7:59am On Nov 13, 2024
APC people say Tinubu is working, yet everyday evidence of life in Nigeria shows the complete and utter OPPOSITE.

Right before our very eyes, some Nigerian notes are becoming, or sorry, have become, absolutely worthless

So, when last did you guys carry these notes?

As for me, I don't even bother carrying anything less than N200 nowadays in my wallet.

PoliticsRe: How Did Tinubu Graduate From A School In 1970 If The School Was Founded In 1974 by VaselineCrew: 7:54am On Nov 13, 2024
bummp
PoliticsRe: How Did Tinubu Graduate From A School In 1970 If The School Was Founded In 1974 by VaselineCrew: 7:46am On Nov 13, 2024
bump
PoliticsRe: My Administration Is Pulling Nigeria Back To Prosperity — Tinubu by VaselineCrew: 7:41am On Nov 13, 2024
Frigga13:
Helinues has over 600k likes and thousands of shares …

Wetin he use am buy.. ?
Truth dey pain you…

You know how many monikers people don deactivate for this forum?

Tinubu na confirm zombie ..
As if likes and shares on this hatred filled nairaland even pays up to 1 kobo

These guys are sad miscreants, whose only power is to create multiple monickers to like the insults they make to those wanting a better country and of course, the igbos.

Such a sad life men, to only get pleasure in life from fake nairaland likes.

helinues can go to bed hungry with a smile on his face, the smile coming from using 20 of his alternate monickers to like some stupid shh like

"EGGS ARE NOT FOR THE POOR"

Funny enough, Seun Osewa that is on X claiming he is not a tribalist, will allow Helinues and Legendhero on this site, but ban others for months for high sounding grammar or truths they perceive as insults.

I am so happy the world has seen through Seun. I was once a huge fan of that guy, but I can't be a fan of a tribablist, one who has aided the continued destruction and impoverishment of black people like him.
PoliticsRe: How Did Tinubu Graduate From A School In 1970 If The School Was Founded In 1974 by VaselineCrew: 7:39am On Nov 13, 2024
anyone??
PoliticsRe: Why Is Tinubuadvocate Looking To Japa If Obi Is Wrong? by VaselineCrew(op): 7:37am On Nov 13, 2024
VeeVeeMyLuv:
Oh

These guys should thank their lucky stars they were not born during french Revolution or in the era were judgement was executed instantly, kings and queens put on trial.

Na guillotine straight on a regular, drawn and quartered, or pushed out of the window of a castle, pushed from the top of a high mountain. Thank God man no be God if not ehn
As in...

Sometimes I fantasize about what I'd do to people like Helinues if I were to meet them one on one.

As you said, thank God man no be God. By God's grace we will get a better country without resorting to violence.
PoliticsRe: Is It True That #500 Cannot Fetch You A Piece Of This Item In Lagos Nigeria? by VaselineCrew: 3:54am On Nov 13, 2024
Bro, it’s looking like we may need a N5,000 note

when that happens, I fear it may be a wrap oo, cause N10,000 and so on will follow.

Maybe bread will be N20,000 and one pure water will be N500

I pray to God to rescue us before then, please daddy
PoliticsRe: Why Is Tinubuadvocate Looking To Japa If Obi Is Wrong? by VaselineCrew(op): 3:52am On Nov 13, 2024
kk2027:
So sad
He's even in Canada so he can't relate to the hunger and suffering in the land
That is pure wickedness my brother.

The guy no even wait for Tinubu first year before making japa plans, like…

They know the wickedness they support

They know they supports man that graduated in 1970 from school founded in 1974.


But they run to countries where leaders are honest about qualifications and backgrounds.
PoliticsRe: How Did Tinubu Graduate From A School In 1970 If The School Was Founded In 1974 by VaselineCrew: 3:50am On Nov 13, 2024
APC people make una come try again answer this question.

All they will do is just abuse and abuse and abuse, BUT NEVER WILL THEY ANSWER THIS QUESTION.
PoliticsRe: How Did Tinubu Graduate From A School In 1970 If The School Was Founded In 1974 by VaselineCrew: 3:49am On Nov 13, 2024
This question still left unanswered

Buy APC folks will answer Peter I and say if you see opportunities elsewhere, dont japa.
PoliticsRe: Why Is Tinubuadvocate Looking To Japa If Obi Is Wrong? by VaselineCrew(op): 3:47am On Nov 13, 2024
Omojuwas own is sad.

A former Kings College boy like me, but he supported wickedness just to get enough money to Japa and settle down well overseas.

You will hardly see that one talk about Nigeria now, but mention Chelsea or Man U and watch the snake raise his head out of the grass

PoliticsRe: Why Is Tinubuadvocate Looking To Japa If Obi Is Wrong? by VaselineCrew(op): 3:45am On Nov 13, 2024
lol, you called yourself Tinubuadvocate, you knew about his certificate forgery, and all his other lies, yet supported him to rule your black brothers and sisters, while you take your children to Canada.

Then from Canada, you will abuse Obi and ask him why he want people to japa

These hypocrites in Nigeria are a special breed
PoliticsWhy Is Tinubuadvocate Looking To Japa If Obi Is Wrong? by VaselineCrew(op): 3:44am On Nov 13, 2024
Why did Tinubuadvocate seek for Japa to Canada with his family?

Why did Omojuwa run away to London after supporting Tinubu? That one has now forgotten suffering Nigerians and now talks about soccer, chai!

PoliticsRe: Lagos To Build Massive 4,000 Megawatts Plants To End Power Cuts - Reuters by VaselineCrew: 6:59am On Nov 08, 2024
Tellmeastory:
The thing about Lagos is that they've passed the level of just getting into power to chop money.

They've advanced beyond that, mentally.

The state is led by visionaries in the highest traditions of Obafemi Awolowo, Tai Solarin, Bola Ige, Lateef Jakande, and Beko Ransome-Kuti.

People who see government as an opportunity to make a difference in their peoples' lives.
Nigerians and their self-deceit; visionary indeed!

Visionaries that can't close OPEN GUTTERS around the state

Visionaries that were collecting N300 lekki toll fee, yet COULD NOT PAINT LANE MARKINGS, EVEN TILL NOW, COMPARED TO THE 3RD MAINLAND BRIDGE THAT HAS FRESH LANES LIKE A PLAYSTATION CAR RACING GAME

I dey go buy something now, I go post all the open gutter wen I see

Something wey white man close since like 1900, na in, 2024 black man visionary still dey allow open gutter filled with poo
PoliticsRe: Tinubu Is Taking You 34 Years Backwards | Punch Newspapers by VaselineCrew: 5:12pm On Nov 07, 2024
OkCornel:
Ganduje 2031
Ikpeazu 2039

That will balance the equation 😈
Stop this rough play abeg
PoliticsRe: Ask APC Guys, What Was The INEC Glitch? They Will Abuse You. Even Mynd44 by VaselineCrew(op): 5:09pm On Nov 07, 2024
Still looking for apc guy to explain the glitch
PoliticsRe: Atiku To Trump: Ensure Free And Fair Elections In Nigeria by VaselineCrew: 5:06pm On Nov 07, 2024
Boys can send 10GB videos with MTN and Starlink

But

INEC CANT SEND a 5KB picture and madridguy, is soooooo happy about that.

He really does love Nigeria, it’s the haters of Nigeria that want Nigeria to be able to send 5KB of data.

The APC renewed Hope guys, hope that we never ever ever get to be able to send any data, but resort to biro. These guys really love this country though, look all that love. Who needs to be able to send all this 1MB, 100MB, 1GB… data? Why? We are Nigerians, and we demand to only be able to send 4Kb data max, and even at that, we might still GLITCH, but we, Madridguy and company don’t see any problem. It’s only yahoo boys that use data to send email and chat on nairaland and WhatsApp and x and so on, why should INeC be forced to do what it can do with biro?
PoliticsRe: Atiku To Trump: Ensure Free And Fair Elections In Nigeria by VaselineCrew: 4:59pm On Nov 07, 2024
See all the APC riggers above so deathly afraid of any good thing, like “free and fair” elections.

Almost like pouring holy water on a demon.

They are discombobulated, shaky and unnerved, at the thought of Nigeria ever having an election that is indeed free and fair.

So like demons they roam, seeking for ways to belittle and bury any thought of election reform whatsoever.
PoliticsRe: Ask APC Guys, What Was The INEC Glitch? They Will Abuse You. Even Mynd44 by VaselineCrew(op): 4:56pm On Nov 07, 2024
What was the glitch that made INEC resort to using biro in this “WhatsApp” age, where dudes are spending videos and huge data to each other?

This is not the age of dial up internet, so how come boys can send 2GB videos but INEC can’t sent 1KB image?

Does any APC guy claiming the election was “free and fair” have any answer to this query?
PoliticsAsk APC Guys, What Was The INEC Glitch? They Will Abuse You. Even Mynd44 by VaselineCrew(op): 4:51pm On Nov 07, 2024
And probably ban you too, like mynd44 has already banned me 3 times this year, all for like 3-4 months, not for curses or abuses, but for saying truths.

Well I guess this is another thread that will get me banned, but here goes.

CAN ANY APC PERSON PLEASE EXPLAIN YHE GLITCH THAT INEC CLAIMED IT SUFFERED?

HAS THAT GLITCH BEEN IDENTIFIED SO IT FOESNT REOCCUR?
Foreign AffairsRe: Europe’s Leaders Race To Congratulate Trump by VaselineCrew: 10:39am On Nov 06, 2024
Remember when Trump was telling European leaders then to ween themselves off of Russian Energy dependency, and they were all laughing at him.

Trust the media then to make the rounds about Trump embarrassment, yada yada yada

Then Putin showed them shege

To me sha, Trump stands for energy security and cheaper petrol prices. Hopefully this comes to pass.
PoliticsRe: Tinubu Hasn’t Held Any Q&A Press Conference Since Becoming President by VaselineCrew(op): 6:22am On Nov 04, 2024
Habbeyy:
we would appreciate if you could share the link to questions and answers by the press with former presidents. Thank you sir.
Wish I could bro, but too busy.

Maybe I will update the thread larrrerrrrr tonight.

Y’all have a great Monday and a great week ahead.

May all our endeavors and sweat this week be crowned with favor from Jesus, so we end up giving glory to God!

Take care!
PoliticsRe: Tinubu Hasn’t Held Any Q&A Press Conference Since Becoming President by VaselineCrew(op): 6:19am On Nov 04, 2024
For those coming to mock and abuse me, it’s already anticipated.

One has told me to cry already, he/she doesn’t know I already cry to my maker and he has always been faithful in wiping tears from my eyes, as he will those who cry out to him.

So you’re just wasting your time trying to deviate from the subject matter.
PoliticsRe: Tinubu Hasn’t Held Any Q&A Press Conference Since Becoming President by VaselineCrew(op): 6:16am On Nov 04, 2024
simpleseyi:
Cry well well
Someone like you must exist, that’s just how life is I guess.

Have a great and productive Monday.
PoliticsRe: Tinubu Hasn’t Held Any Q&A Press Conference Since Becoming President by VaselineCrew(op): 6:15am On Nov 04, 2024
How can we have so called leaders called presidents that won’t carry the people along in whatever their policies are?

Without a Question and Answer session, the people are unable to dissect plans and ask pertinent questions which would give the leaders more points of view, and provide an opportunity to further breakdown policies, timelines, track progress on obejectives…,


How can we pay so much for a President, buy him Billions in food, healthcare and transportation, yet the so called leader can’t deem it fit to have pressers with the people??

So the presidents job is to receive all that remuneration and then go hide away in the villa??

What a country men!
PoliticsRe: Tinubu Hasn’t Held Any Q&A Press Conference Since Becoming President by VaselineCrew(op): 6:09am On Nov 04, 2024
Redhot111:
Shebi you want kill am ni?
I have never seen such before

Does APC just elect presidents for their nominal titles, or to actually lead??

How can presidents hide away from people for 4 years and some are like, “he is too big to talk to you rats”.

It’s painful.
PoliticsRe: Tinubu Hasn’t Held Any Q&A Press Conference Since Becoming President by VaselineCrew(op): 6:07am On Nov 04, 2024
Remember when the north was flooded during Buharis time? With water reaching the roofs of some buildings?

When you watch Hollywood movies featuring those types of disasters, don’t you always see the President address the people?

However, during the flooding, Buhari traveled to France and didn’t say anything. How callous?

I used to joke then, that an asteroid could hit Lagos, wiping out a whole city, yet Buhari wouldn’t say anything, instead they would announce his trip to London.

Why are these guys called President if they are not gonna preside over the people??

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