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Heya

They will soon come for him, saying black man good, white/asian man bad

Ask these same people, Why don't we seperate Nigeria then, since it was the English that FORCED us together?

You will now see the same white man bad people shouting, "One Nigeria or death", chai!

Low IQ chimpanzees

Una sleep for ATM by 3a.m during Buhari regime, den some people still carry hand go vote Tinubu, chai.


Ok you are not a monkey society ba? Not a zoo? Oya why don't you have 24/7 electricity?

What was that? Did I hear you say you are waiting for Siemens? Or the Chinese? The same people wey view you as monkey? That's the same one una dey wait for make dem give you electricity?


Monkey and zoo animals.


Ask them to vote right, No

Ask them to form simple line, No, the biggest monkeys must forge ahead to the front of the line

Nothing works in your zoo country. LIves are lost cause you can't even call 911 and have an ambulance come pick a patient up and stabilize the patient on the way to the hospital, for where


Ordinary gutter, you can't even close. You will be walking on streets with poo and pee in the gutter, but since you are used to it, it smells like sweet chocolate to you zoo people

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Omo forget abeg, most of you blacks/Nigerians are animals.


May God change the black race for the better and Nigerians especially, amen!

Babalegba:
Ibos and childish bragging. Nigeria used to have 24 hrs power supply before. The light goes out during thunderstorm and comes on after thunderstorm. That was in Abeokuta then.
Most ibos are childish and ill equipped to live with others

Igbo though hasn't ruled your country since return to democracy over 2 WHOLE DECADED AGO

Does that mean you guys have been supporting incompetent people for this long?

Bulldozer90:
something seriously is wrong with you Obi dimwits.

why is education a bad thing to you?

How can this many children be out of school and we think Nigeria will progress?

During Bush's time as U.S president, there was a slogan, "No child left behind", which meant getting all kids in school.

Juxtapose that with Nigeria.

FULL LIST: Out-of-school children across states in Nigeria (Ages 6–15)

1. Kebbi: 67.6%
2. Sokoto: 66.4%
3. Yobe: 62.9%
4. Zamfara: 61.3%
5. Bauchi: 55.7%
6. Borno: 54.2%
7. Jigawa: 51.1%
8. Gombe: 48%
9. Katsina: 45.9%
10. Niger: 42.8%
11. Kano: 39.2%
12. Taraba: 28.8%
13. Nasarawa: 25.4%
14. Plateau: 23.2%
15. Kwara: 22%
16. Kaduna: 21.9%
17. Adamawa: 21.7%
18. Oyo: 20.9%
19. Ogun: 20.5%
20. Benue: 18.4%
21. Ebonyi: 16.7%
22. Ondo: 13.8%
23. Osun: 12.8%
24. FCT: 12.8%
25. Edo: 11.3%
26. Akwa Ibom: 10.6%
27. Kogi: 10.2%
28. Delta: 9.3%
29. Rivers: 7.7%
30. Cross River: 7.6%
31. Enugu: 7.5%
32. Bayelsa: 7.4%
33. Lagos: 6.4%
34. Abia: 5.6%
35. Ekiti: 5.1%
36. Imo: 5.1%
37. Anambra: 2.9%

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#TheCableIndex

https://twitter.com/thecableindex/status/1770027637487841539

madridguy:
Quran/Bible account are the best.

The bible doesn't say fu k young girls.

Don't put the two next to each other, you child molester.

madridguy:
All men are mortal but the creator created you " women " from us and for that you are our follower. Your gender follow us while we lead.

Did your god reall fu k a 6-9 year old girl?

So you pray to a child-fu ker?

Tell me why your god loves young puzzey so much.

Nursepepeye:
you and your community people know the killers very well, if you don't hand them over to the soldiers, your mind no go touch ground. Killers

Someone left your cage open again, I've told them to always use padlock they won't here

LocalFARMERS:
Soldiers don't allow people to video them

Is this a Nigerian Law?

Or is this just from years and years of oppression.

I'd like you to show me the law that says soldiers can't be filmed.

Abagworo:
Jiji is dead and buried. Now full of fraudsters

I think I may have to agree with this

ikaboy:
That’s is why the number is there for you to put a call through. You can rely on konga & jumia for price consistency

Really? So why is the price there too?

If we have to call to know pricing, why then list price in the first place?

Let's just admit that Nigerians and some Nigerian businesses are built to frustrate progress.

Imagine doing budgeting for engineering works, using up to 10 seller prices per part listed, only to call all 10 and be told "prices have all changed"

So all 10 of them couldn't care less to update their prices on the site?

On Jiji, every seller is like a backend web designer that has the ability to EDIT their page.

This "I don't care" attitude by them epitomizes the typical jaga jaga Naija mentality.

I have called and called different sellers only to almost be in tears out of frustration.

You'd see something listed 25k. You add contact in whatsapp, or call, then they say, no price is now 50k or 60k or....

How can anyone plan expenditures for projects like this?

Why do some Nigerian things have to be so backward, upside down and frustrating?

When I used to sell on Jiji, I would always update my prices even if I listed a 100 products.

What kind of lazy, wicked, frustrating sellers are on the site nowadays?

I wish there were a way to report all these sellers, having them banned, so the sanity can be restored to the site.

Just wanna rant, cause I know this is not the right section.

You will call like 100 different sellers on Jiji and all of them will give you pricing that is different from what is listed on the site, claiming "prices have changed".

If Prices have changed, why not log in to Jiji and update your price? Why wait until a customer has done research for a product and found a fitting price only to call and be told it's not the price anymore.

Jumia sellers will NEVER DO THIS

Nigerians can be so difficult to work with ehn, its frustrating.

I now hate Jiji with a passion. I wish all sellers that don't update their pricing could be banned for life.

The site is now pointless, cause you will never see a price there that remains the same once you are ready to buy and make a call.

Giant of Africa

Isn't that what leadership is there for? To lead and inspire people?

When you were in secondary school and in class, what had more weight in keeping the classroom quiet? Was it your advise to fellow classmates to keep shut? Or was it a disciplinary threat by your teacher?

You support the most terrible of terrible leaders, like terrible coup plotters and certificate forgers and start preaching the change begins with us, wow. Of course, we are to hold ourselves to high account, but even the best of us might go astray without good leadership, talk less of the worst of us.

You telling me if Elon Musk were a Governor or President in Nigeria, he won't solve problems?

Simple problems like OPEN GUTTERS still exist, and your so called leaders can't even close them up.

How will you attract tourist, when people can see poo on the streets while they walk. So tourists would be walking, eating burger, and seeing poo burgers in gutter and you think they will want to come back?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7GzntMxVhzY

Like really?

Long queues everywhere, can't buy petrol for my car or gen and there is no light.

May God help us in this country.

nairalanda1:
Because by May 28 2023, we had two issues

1.A foreign reserve that was effectively below 4 billion dollars

2.Debt service eating 90% (some said 99%) of our income..thanks to the high loans we had to take


That is why we had to end up partially removing subsidy (Tinubu has not removed subsidy, or fuel would be 1000 per liter by now) and float the naira. Thanks to decades of not diversifying our economy, bad policies, wasting of money, etc...here we are. THere simply was no money for the good times to continue


(I don't work for the government, nor am I excusing government polices...and as you can see, if we ended up with the above 2 points, it shows that APC has failed, and tinubu is part of the failure. ).

I wonder why there is always "NO MONEY", but there is aways MONEY for them to buy 160 thousand dollar vehicles!

A real puzzler.

No money for student loan, N5B, but hey you guys going to hajj, take N24B

No money for salary, but spend $500,000 in New York luxury hotel.

Their supporters cheer, "DO YOU WANT YOUR LEADER TO STAY IN MOTEL?"

ummm, why not

No really, why not? Them say we poor right, so why not stay in motel as the president of a poor country?

Who you dey flex for? So your country poor mean say, you go carry all your poor people money go stay for hotel? chai

I'm tired of Nig politicians, I venture to say 90% of them should be jailed for decades.

aswani:

IREV worked for the most part

How much were you paid to betray your conscience, family, friends and nation?

Not one mention about the economy, or the problems facing the country now from the so called "noble" professor.

Calling others that simply wanted the IREV to work as had been promised my INEC man even in UK, fascists.

As one guy said, we would have thought Soyinka a hero, if not for these last elections.

This last election exposed people like Soyinka, Reno...

nairalanda1:
There are roads with lane markings in NIgeria. Very much so.

(NO, I am not excusing the government , so calm down.)

There are also roads in Ivory Coast that are just as bad as you describe here in NIgeria

Below is a documentary on a part of Ivory coast and its 'main road'

Ivory coast: Drivers take risk

Also, USA roads look good because in most parts they are TOLLED. If we brought tolls back here (they vanished in 2002, except in places like Lekki), most of us would call it anti-people. Yet, tolled roads=money for maintenance.

Nothing wrong with Tolls if there are alternatives.

I used to pay to use the Sam Houston Tollway, but the alternative "i-#" highway had I think 5 lanes on each side, making it 10 lanes, just that it added 10-15mins to the journey since the Sam houston is a ring highway with better interconnectivity across the city.

Here in Lagos, they turned road that was already there to Toll and called the residential area, "Oniru", an alternate route. That was such a wicked thing to do.

I have always said that the Lekki-Ikoyi Link bridge is a perfect example of a "righteous" toll road, cause it solves a problem, and it was newly constructed. So for example, if you were in lekki and wanted to go to ikoyi without paying toll, then you would use the FREE lekki-epe highway, but if you had money and your time was extremely valuable, then you'd pay to use the link bridge and cut your journey time by over 60%.

Anyways sha, I'm done ranting for this morning, till night.

Have a blessed day bro!

How you know the other is better than Nigerias own is LANE MARKINGS

Since STANDARDS don't exist in Nigeria, they build road with open gutter and no lane markings or worn out lane markings they never ever repaint, cause lane markings don't mean much in a Lawless land.

When I told someone that in Houston, you get a ticket for changing lanes, i.e, crossing the white lines, without signaling, he thought I was joking. Of course he did, cause Nigeria is a lawless nation.

In nations with laws, EVERY SINGLE MARKING ON THE ROAD MEANS SOMETHING

A DASHED LINE MEANS SOMETHING
A SOLID LINE MEANS SOMETHIG
A YELLOW LINE MEANS SOMETHING

and it is serious enough to get you in trouble with the police if you do something regarding the lines, that you shouldn't do.

I PRAY THOUGH, THAT ONE DAY, NIGERIA OR THE NATIONS THAT FORM FROM IT, HAVE LAW AND ORDER.

Tinubu approves 24 billion naira for Hajj according to twitter investigator - 99% Oppressed.


https://twitter.com/PIDOMNIGERIA/status/1757464791113662914

some Nigerians like it like that. They love the smell of fresh poo in the morning while having their breakfast.

You will complain about open gutter, someone will ask you if gutter is your problem, chai

So you want tourist to come to Nigeria, walk to KFC and be eating Burger with strong poo smell as he/she waka back home ba?


Giant of Africa, no light, no water, gutter full of poo and OPEN FOR EVERYONE TO SEE HOW ROTTEN IT IS

IpobAntidote:
I said it that they will go back to calling Nigeria ZOO again. I'm vindicated again.
I must be a genius.

You are vindicated indeed

chinchum:
It is time to close ranks President elect.

My guts rarely fails, i predicted victory for you in a competitive election. I am also predicting resounding success particularly in the area of economic growth and prosperity to many Nigerians via a largely increased revenue base, cut on oil subsidy wastage and aggressive infrastructural development.

Many Nigerians underrate your abilities as a development centric politician and no politician ever have had so much aspersions casted on him/her. You easily forgive your enemies. You apply a lot of common sense , a rarity amongst politicians.

Your first 18 months will be your toughest battle as you begin to set the tone for a prosperous nation, but your biggest critics will turn around and acknowledge you thereafter.

For those wishing you death, i am asking God to make them live long to witness you in good health and positive transformation of the nation. Forgive those who wish you death.

Your best person to support was a certificate forger?

So that is what you will tell God when you stand naked and bare before your maker? That a certificate forger was the best for the job.


Chai, una for this Naija men, gosh

livinbygrace:
I hope all Obedient children will learn to listen to words of advise from elders net time.
Anyway Congratulations to Jagaban!

The internet will never forget all you that supported this man

tafabaloo:
Tinubu is different from Buhari...well schooled and not bereft of good ideas.


Let's pray and hope Nigeria gets better

Well schooled because he was there at the foundation level of his school, being the only student and teacher 4 years before the school was founded.

Don't forget that while he was attending Lagos Government College a decade before the school was founded, he was also reading from home according to Festus Keyamo

You know deep down, you don't want a better country for whatever reason. Imagine hyping certificate forgers as well schooled.



THEY READ AND PASS GCE FROM HOME - SHAMELESS

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=b8jqMD9Al6Q