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PoliticsRe: When You Have OPEN GUTTERS, Why Won't You Have Floods? Isn't It Common Sense? by VaselineCrew(op): 3:32pm On Jul 03, 2024
It makes me cry sometimes, cause it seems Naija don make eternal pact with backwardness, but I break it Jesus name, amen!

This is like madness, yet this is what you see in Lekki, V.I, Ikoyi, not to talk of Oshodi, Festac...

God, please.

Close gutter, or underground drainage, or closed piped drainage... nothing.

Government go just dig hole, and citizens will be happy and be saying don't fill the whole with garbage, oh my Lord.
PoliticsWhen You Have OPEN GUTTERS, Why Won't You Have Floods? Isn't It Common Sense? by VaselineCrew(op): 3:29pm On Jul 03, 2024
When your drainage system looks like the pic below? why won't you have floods?

Is common sense so lost on the Nigerian Government?

Some people would now ask, "Why are people littering", oh my days?

Do we need to explain to you like a 3 year old, that even when people litter, it won't disturb a closed drainage system vs one that is just an OPEN SPACE?

Why is this so hard to understand?


Are white racists correct about Africans? Are we really underdeveloped humans? Like Monkeys?

Imagine tourist coming to your country and then walking by poo at every street. Una no get shame for Naija? chai

Which kine tourist go one come back to una country after walking next to smelly shhhht all day?



When I dey work for Yankee, my teammate wey dey send Naija for work, come back to office come dey show all our white colleagues dis kiind pics to show how backwards Naija dey, me I just dey shake my head.

TravelRe: Miscreants Arrested For Collecting #100 From People To Use A Makeshifts To Cross by VaselineCrew: 3:10pm On Jul 03, 2024
I'm sure they didn't even put the stones there, but they just claim it.

That's how I had a flat tyre one time and went to ask some guys drinking where the vulcanizer is.

One miscreant seeing 1000 naira in my hand grabbed me and was saying I should release the money and buy them drinks, that this is his area. I just thank God I have muscles (Gym Bro). The way I yanked my hand away, the guy had to think twice, but he was still loud and threatening me as I was walking away.

So, imagine you have a problem, instead of someone to be a good Samaritan, or just a Samaritan, you instead choose to be devils advocate and add to someone's problem. God forbid them.
PoliticsRe: Reno Omokri Chilling At A $1,800 A Night Resort (Photo) by VaselineCrew: 3:05pm On Jul 03, 2024
Obidients paid for this.
PoliticsDo Nigerians Love OPEN GUTTERS? by VaselineCrew(op): 3:03pm On Jul 03, 2024
Everywhere you go in Lagos, and I'm guessing the whole of Nigeria, you'll see OPEN GUTTERS

Funny enough, it seems most residents don't mind the open gutters with living trash inside.

People open markets next to them, cook next to them and so on.

I just wonder how people have an appetite for food cooked next to OPEN GUTTERS filled with a concoction of filth

Do you think Nigeria will always have OPEN gutters filled with poo and trash? I wonder
CrimeRe: Video Of EFCC Slapping 2 Female Staff At The Hotel They Raided by VaselineCrew(op): 11:51am On Jun 28, 2024
RealityKings:
Its a crime to habour criminals no matter what you are selling.
Its also a crime to obstruct law enforcement agents trying to carry out special duties regardless of your gender
Burn in hell, demonic idiotic, corrupt and slimy bastard.
CrimeRe: Video Of EFCC Slapping 2 Female Staff At The Hotel They Raided by VaselineCrew(op): 11:37am On Jun 28, 2024
seun, mynd44, all other mods, if you care about human rights in Nigeria, even a tiny bit, you will push this or similar threads with this information to the front page.

You posted how EFCC arrested over "a 100 suspected" scammers, but have not posted how they brutalized the staff there.

If this were your sister or mother working there, will you be happy? You wouldn't want revenge or Justice?


Edit: I've just seen that it was posted on the Front Page. Thank you guys for shedding light on this, God bless you guys.
CrimeVideo Of EFCC Slapping 2 Female Staff At The Hotel They Raided by VaselineCrew(op): 11:35am On Jun 28, 2024
May God help us in this country, because the way we make abnormal become normal and have people freestuffng supporting it, one wonders what type of future we lay for the next generation, a land devoid of every semblance of LAW and ORDER

https://x.com/instablog9ja/status/1806350876681830824

PoliticsRe: Reno, Can We Grow Tyre In Our Backyard? Because Broda Reno, N244M Tyre High Na by VaselineCrew(op): 9:16am On Jun 27, 2024
I wonder where it states that a President must live in ultra luxury

Oh, cause una dey see Richie Rich countries wey dey ball so hard, afford luxury for their President, una shoook head inside say una must follow.

I know APPY slaves are already doing dobale for their masters, saying, you want president to walk?

Umm Ellloooooo, if President waka, im go die?

Una be the poorest country or so in the world, or maybe English isn't clear.

You claim you are poor and buying 244M tyre, while deploying appy slave everywhere, with constant smiles on their zombie faces, appy appy appy

PoliticsReno, Can We Grow Tyre In Our Backyard? Because Broda Reno, N244M Tyre High Na by VaselineCrew(op): 9:11am On Jun 27, 2024
chooo chooo chooo Reno never talk about N244M tyre in a day for awon Pre zee dent ni?

Maybe it's the fault of the citizens now abi Renu? Shey na we buy tyre of N244 Million ni?

Well, I'm not surprised at Reno that has dedicated his life to Peter Obi bashing at this point, cause when I saw that actor go naked and invoke lightning in that video to transform human yansh to Thanos yansh for Tinubu, no other kind of fanatical psychotic subservience can surprise me again.

These people are not there to serve you or me, at this point, all evidence points to the fact that they are there only to serve themselves.
PoliticsRe: Aso Rock Spent ₦244M On Tyres In One Day by VaselineCrew: 6:08am On Jun 27, 2024
Helinues is already up y'all, and has clocked in at his job of spreading evil even before 6:00a.m.

You have to give it up to him for his consistency.

Only that it's consistency in wickedness.


Omo, make nairalanders wake up start their day oo, helinues is already at work.

PoliticsRe: Aso Rock Spent ₦244M On Tyres In One Day by VaselineCrew: 6:03am On Jun 27, 2024
helinues, yarimo, una don wake up begin una work about Obi?
Foreign AffairsRe: Photos From Ongoing Kenya Tax Protests by VaselineCrew: 10:25am On Jun 26, 2024
hmohammed:
Your great grandfather's said more than this but we are still standing strong today and making progress.
Psychotic UNITY BEGGAR

Prognosis is Madness

You hate IGBO but you no one make dem commot, you rather spill blood of the million igbos you hate, than see dem living alone, away from you.

Omo, you be the type wey go mud your girlfriend if she cheat on you, begin dey find her siblings to kill, but God pass you and your wickedness bro. You are an ant to God.
PoliticsThey Say Obidients Abuse, But Buharis Followers Actually Killed by VaselineCrew(op): 10:21am On Jun 26, 2024
Hypocrites.

Now they are saying Obi supporters are abusing them, that's why they won't support Peter Obi

They quickly forget how 11 Youth Corpers were killed in cold blood, post 2011 elections.

So, let me get this straight, you hate Igbos so much that you rather support those that killed vs those that abused?

Make it make sense.

It's no wonder Nigeria keeps falling, the thick evil of some of these APC supporters ehn

God however, will cover all of us that trust in him in Jesus name. We pray that those of us that were against the APC do not suffer from the economic calamity we face presently. God please come to the aid of all your children, because the wicked rejoice at our suffering. Wipe away the tears of all who have cried in pain to you, in Jesus name, amen.

Foreign AffairsRe: Photos From Ongoing Kenya Tax Protests by VaselineCrew: 10:15am On Jun 26, 2024
Not only did some Nigerians grant their leaders hearts desires, they voted him in twice even when they were suffering.

Such inexplicable actions mehn

But yeah, Obi supporters abusing people online, which in reality, is just Obidients pointing out facts that they feel are abuses, that one is too much for them.

Honestly ehn

Foreign AffairsRe: Photos From Ongoing Kenya Tax Protests by VaselineCrew: 10:12am On Jun 26, 2024
hmohammed:
Personally I don't mind Obi becoming our President and doing his own bit, but I think Obidients make things very difficult for other to support this candidate. This victim mentality all the time is really irritating to say the least.
See awon hypocrite dem

SoNature:
Stop writing nonsense. No sensible person makes elective decisions based on the actions of a politician's supporters.

In 2015, APC folks did worse things to Jonathan, but Buhari spent 8 years in office, giving him ample time to destroy the economy and borrow more than all his predecessors combined.

The rule changes the moment an Igbo man is involved.
Bros, which one be worse things again?

Buharis supporters did the worst thing ever, they KILLED NYSC corpers, but according the hypocrite up there, it's only abuse that bothers him, but he can vote for the one whose supporters killed many youth corpers even when they had fled to the police station. They dragged them out of the station and killed them.

As you said, when Igbo man is involved, all the hypocrites will now start using the mouths on the backs of their heads.

So digusting.

Extremely disgusting.

They supported a COUP PLOTTING, FORMER DICTATING, FOLLOWERS KILLING, BUHARI, but don't abuse them oo, that is where they draw the line.

PoliticsRe: As President Of Nigeria, I Will Give Edo Back To You - Tinubu by VaselineCrew(op): 8:03am On Jun 26, 2024
sIfioksq:
Tinubu is our only hope for a prosperous Nigeria, and with him as president, Edo will once again thrive under his leadership.
Appy Slave
PoliticsAs President Of Nigeria, I Will Give Edo Back To You - Tinubu by VaselineCrew(op): 7:53am On Jun 26, 2024
What a statement from a democratic president.

https://x.com/chude__/status/1805739365643309386

PoliticsRe: Pius Awoke: DSS Releases Ebonyi Lawyer Detained Since 2021, After FIJ Story by VaselineCrew(op): 5:08pm On Jun 24, 2024
gidgiddy:
Lawless DSS does it all the time even though the law says you must charge a suspect to court within 3 days of arrest
It's unimaginable bro

You waste 3-4 years of someone's life and would have wasted more if not for a Press Story.

What type of wickedness do we practice in this country?
PoliticsRe: Pius Awoke: DSS Releases Ebonyi Lawyer Detained Since 2021, After FIJ Story by VaselineCrew(op): 5:02pm On Jun 24, 2024
What a Jungle Nation

angry

PoliticsPius Awoke: DSS Releases Ebonyi Lawyer Detained Since 2021, After FIJ Story by VaselineCrew(op): 4:58pm On Jun 24, 2024
The Department of State Service (DSS) has released Pius Awoke, the Ebonyi-based lawyer who was arrested on July 21, 2021.

This is happening one month after FIJ’s publication on the matter.

Kelechi Anwu, a colleague of Awoke, who first spoke to FIJ about the issue in May, said that the Nigerian Bar Association (NBA) was triggered to look into the case after FIJ’s publication.

The NBA responded to the case because they read your article, which I made sure to circulate,” he told FIJ on Saturday.

“It is the link they got from the WhatsApp platform, even though they are refusing to acknowledge they got it from your article. I am grateful to God that they were able to acknowledge the issue and that they made efforts.

“Thank you, FIJ. You are the only media channel that agreed to hear our story and published the continued detention of Barr. Pius Awoke.”

In a statement released on Friday and shared with FIJ, NBA said Awoke was released from custody alongside one Onyiba Emmanuel Chinonso, a computer science student at Ebonyi State University.

I am pleased to inform you that I have, today, 21 June 2024, secured the release of our colleague, Pius 1. Awoke, Esq of Abakaliki Branch from the custody of the Department of State Security (DSS). He was released alongside one Onyiba Emmanuel Chinonso, a computer science student of Ebonyi State University, who was arrested and detained with Mr. Awoke,” the NBA statement reads in part.

FIJ reported on May 23 that Awoke, who was arrested by the DSS while traveling from Ebonyi to Abuja on July 21, was still being held. A source had revealed that the agency refused to charge him in court or grant him bail as prescribed by the constitution.

“Awoke was travelling from Ebonyi to Abuja when officials of the DSS stopped his commercial vehicle and arrested him. They arrested all the men who were on the bus, including him, thinking they were of the Indigenous People of Biafra (IPOB) sect,” the source told FIJ.

“No one said anything to us for a long time; then later, they said he was being held for terrorism. But even this was a rumour; we had no official statement about the charge against him from the DSS, as lawyers and relatives were barred from interfacing with it.”

The lawyer was released on Saturday after spending about three years in detention.
https://fij.ng/article/after-fijs-story-dss-releases-ebonyi-lawyer-detained-since-2021/

Imagine being detained by DSS since 2021 without any charge.

Wasting a persons life like it's nothing

PoliticsRe: 2024 Hajj Subsidy - Statisense by VaselineCrew: 8:01am On Apr 03, 2024
tobenuel:
Put this statistics for recycle bin. lets talk about pressing issues

One insult too many for one day
So spending 90 billion on a so called "religion" with the common wealth of all people is not pressing?

What then is? To wake up and start typing IPOB?

Why are there so many of your likes at election time? What sort of wicked land is Nigeria?
PoliticsRe: Dangote Has Successfully Sent Cargo Of Refined Fuel To United States And Asia by VaselineCrew: 12:36am On Apr 03, 2024
blamingthedevil:
Congratulations Dangote
Congratulations Dangote Industries Limited
Congratulations Ibeju Lekki
Congratulations Lagos State
Congratulations Kano State
Congratulations South West
Congratulations Hausa Fulani
Congratulations Yoruba
Congratulations Nigeria
Congratulations Africa


The land is green
Even if you hate Igbos, ok fine, what about the so called "south south" states?

You omit the place that gives you Oil from your congratulations?

Chai, what a wicked people
TravelRe: This Is What Motorists Go Through On Ekpoma Road (video/pictures) by VaselineCrew: 9:59am On Apr 02, 2024
I thought government just gave 90 billion for HajjAh

One would have thought some of that money can go to roads like these

Oh well, we are in Naija I guess
HealthRe: My Su!c!de Note by VaselineCrew: 8:32am On Apr 01, 2024
MONEY247:
I remember when I told my brother that I was traumatized I wanted to commit suicide....he told me to go on.....
He didn't care..... there's no love anywhere....
I stay days without eating....I don't steal and would never steal..I just want to be in heaven at the end....(I had an experience before,)

Nobody cares...I live on the streets.....
I am trying to learn Yahoo, Yes hate me.. but I am really frustrated........
OP be strong..... some Times I do wish I had super powers to multiply money or be able to predict betnaija and make steady income.... but no......
Don't pity me, it's life, e no balance....we keep fighting till we can no longer fight..... every man would kiss the dust one way or the other.......

But if you commit suicide, hell fire straight...
bro you suppose drop account
HealthRe: My Su!c!de Note by VaselineCrew: 8:29am On Apr 01, 2024
Fedup2024:
People of Nairaland. This maybe my last post here. I had to create this moniker in order to keep my identity. My view about this world especially this country is just that nobody loves you, you are on your own. In the meantime, I'm in a loads of debt currently owing people. I thought of this life not worth living anymore. I've read a lot and that made me freethinker. I don't believe in the concept of heaven and hell. To me, I think su!c!de is an option. What is essence of living a life without no solution. You aim but miss. You plan yet fail. Nothing works in this country and no one, no body is ready to assist you or even lend you a hand despite the fact I help people a lot even to my detriment. I discovered it doesn't worth it. I have nothing to fear again. I've passed my fear.

This life is not worth living anymore for me. I need a release.

My apologies to my parents and siblings for failing them.
Don't listen or internalize any negative comments written here by some people that may not understand how you feel.

I was close to taking my life last year, only thing that stopped me was lack of courage to follow through.

I cried at night, cried to family so much they even got tired, went to the hospital for counseling and so on...

Eventually the mighty God came through for me and all those feelings went away.

I pray for you today that God blesses you so immensely that you can't help but fall on your knees in praise of him anytime you remember how he brought you out of this pit.

If I knew you, I'd help, but I can't even get private messages on this moniker as I can't remember my email password.


May God bless you and keep you. May God wipe away your tears and fill your face, soul and heart with Joy, in Jesus name, amen.

May God bless you with abundant health, abundant wealth, and a heart full of Joy.

Please cry to God today, the same way you cried to unknown nairalanders and I know the God that never changes will hear your cries, in Jesus name.

Come to God in your weakness and he will make you strong, the strongest even among your peers.

God bless you bro
TravelRe: CANADA: A Nigerian Family Says They Face ‘Persecution’ If Deported, Beg To Stay by VaselineCrew: 5:35pm On Mar 30, 2024
Awon Buhari supporter is angry that family want to stay away from Naija, chai

See as he is aching for the fam to be reunited with his darling daddy
PoliticsRe: Police Can't Access Okuama Cause Of Soldiers, In A Democracy? Upside-down Zoo by VaselineCrew(op): 7:20am On Mar 27, 2024
naijapikin2:
Yar'adua was also a good leader though he didn't live long in power.

At this present state of naija, even elun musk cannot make an impact in governing this nation.

The best solution is to wipe out the old brigade. Shikenan
Jerry Rawlings dem! If only men
PoliticsRe: Police Can't Access Okuama Cause Of Soldiers, In A Democracy? Upside-down Zoo by VaselineCrew(op): 8:19am On Mar 22, 2024
Only Jonathan then had a semblance of what it meant to be a good leader, at least from what I recall.

He officially called for a State of Emergency, giving Soldiers sole responsibility for policing an area

Can't believe in place of a Jonathan, APC gave us a coup plotter and forger.

Thought after Jonathan, maybe we'd have a Fashola, then an Elon Musk, but nooooooooooooooooo
PoliticsPolice Can't Access Okuama Cause Of Soldiers, In A Democracy? Upside-down Zoo by VaselineCrew(op): 8:17am On Mar 22, 2024
You are not a zoo you are not a zoo

Ok then how come Police can't access a community cause of soldiers in a democracy?

Where have you ever, like ever in your life heard this sort of nonsense before if not the zoo, where?

The President didn't call for a State of Emergency, so why are soldiers occupying a location without given access to the police force who are legitimately supposed to police the area.

No law in the Zoo

Today you see Police vs Soldier, tomorrow it's Soldier vs Navy, then Soldier vs EFCC, then NAVY vs LASMA, then LASMA vs POLICE... all tearing their uniforms and shooting each other.

God, tears almost in my eyes.

Why can't we have a normal country with normal citizens that think correctly?

Why must a large portion of Nigeria support all forms of anomalies?

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