₦airaland Forum

Mr. President, can you test the mic?



-slurp, slurp

Tinubu: It tastes like voltage

HeatSeeker:
All these things were just gimmicks jare

It was part of the strategy

Dobale

trutharena:
E be like say you don go pay Tinubu some small small money

do you also lick microphones

How many licks does it take till you get to the center of the

microphone?

Salewa97:
Toh

toh, toh, tundaaaa

How can president be licking microphone like lollipop?

he, he, he lick it like a lolli pop

he lick it like a lolli pop

"Master Strategist"

kcprince:
You spoke my mind. Currently 50% of traffic light in lagos no longer works, there are so many bad portions of roads in lagos that has not been given attention. It is as if the man is trying to erase fashola and ambode legacies and is trying to return lagos back to tinubu era where the only traffic light working was the Unilag gate.

This is what you get when you allow politicians to divide voters based on tribal sentiments.

Exactly!

The chaos at law school junction when I passed was crazy!!!!

Cars going in every direction had blocked the junction and it reminded me of the time before Fashola when approaching that junction used to be hellish.

I don’t know why this Samwolu is undervaluing traffic lights. I thought progress would have been improved upon in making people drive within their lanes; maintaining lane discipline.

However now there are no lanes sef, as they have all faded away. It’s just zigzag driving, all man for himself type of traffic negotiations.

From potholes to traffic lights that don’t work, ozumba is now becoming a nightmare.

To think this is a main road in one of the richest parts of Lagos.

I remember when Osinbajo visited Lagos International airport public bathroom, as acting President?

That was a real G move!

Nigerians complain of passport issues, drivers license issues.

Now imagine if a president that cared, showed up unannounced to a passport office in say Lagos, for instance, then fire sooo many incompetent workers in one spot. That would send shockwaves, reverberating through government institutions.

A President could go and tour power plants and transmission systems to ascertain progress in person.

Heck, a President could even go watch a local football league in the statdium, thus boosting confidence and perhaps the economy of the local football/sports league.

I stead you have a man that flies to France, England, Saudi Arabia… but not Ibadan, Kano, Anambra, Jos…

A so called “Nigerian” up there just said he doesn’t see anything wrong in a President visiting more places out of the country than within the country, with almost zero trips within the country.

Na wa ooo

Lovers of Nigeria, awon APC!

They won’t speak to Nigerians cause una no big reach JAGABAN, and they also won’t visit to see your problems so as to solve them efficiently.

Tinubu prefers to fly out today Nigeria, Tuan fly to different states in Nigeria to see problems for himself.

Imagine a leader that has never talked to the press to answer the peoples questions and has also never visited how own country but instead spends all the time visiting “abroad”

Such a sad story.

ufotunang:
Keep on voting incompetent and clueless people into power..to be continue putting you in pain , poverty, hunger, hardship ..una go get sense by force

I'm starting to think most Nigerians won't get this "sense by force"

It's like trying to force fire and water to co-exist

The sense just can't be forced into the heads of most of these evil supporters, no matter the pressure or hammer applied, the sense won't enter.

casualobserver:
Tinubu did not “prevent”, he protested against subsidy removal. There are 2 different things. Just like Atiku and Obi who today are complaining about subsidy removal and currency floating bot said they would do the same things in their campaigns. That’s what politicians do, they lie because if they tell you the truth you won’t vote for them.


What that shows is that the Jonathan government of the day was weak and knowing that subsidy had to be removed did not have the balls to do what was right for the country.

So if you are sick and someone leads protest to prevent you from getting treatment, I guess you will praise him, based on you guys useless "technicalities"

What exactly is your useless point, like for reals?

All you shameless lot in this country, disgusting.

Didn't this same man bring 2 bullion vans to his house on election eve?

Didn't this same man commit all sorts of attrocities?

What exactly is your point? That we should praise Tinubu for protesting GEJ or what?

mokset123:
How people forget their history is saddening, twelve years ago your principal prevented FG from removal of fuel subsidy with his occupy Nigeria protest.

This should be the OFFICIAL RESPONSE to this thread and I wish it had a million likes.


The so-called necessary reforms that you are accusing past administrations of not taking, is the same reform you almost shut down the country to thwart?

they should make it make sense

Ray07:
Hmm! And people like would come out in public in to say Nigeria would get better or even, compete on global stage with develop countries when in turn, you lots support the opposite.

People I share a country with and tag a fellow citizen supporting corruption and godfatherism. Make God do am for me o abeg make I leave Nigeria for una to do as you like with it.

Bleep country.

Remember also, you are in a wicked country, where a Ganduje can be caught up on up to 3 different occasions, live on camera stealing money, and the wicked souls will say, "So what", "who is perfect"...

Bro, continue to pray to God for protection and blessings, health and discipline to work. If you focus on these guys too long and not your life and Jesus, you may start to question your sanity, asking why people must be so wicked and trying to dive into the mind of a demon to see why the demon thinks the way it does.

Ray07:
Hmm! And people like would come out in public in to say Nigeria would get better or even, compete on global stage with develop countries when in turn, you lots support the opposite.

People I share a country with and tag a fellow citizen supporting corruption and godfatherism. Make God do am for me o abeg make I leave Nigeria for una to do as you like with it.

Bleep country.

Bro, the tin shock you ba?

When I say some of these Nigerians are actual demons, it may seem like an overexaggeration, but how else do you define such wickedness in their souls?

He is already calling Trump here and there, like, trying to justify why a current governor should revert money to a past governor.

Bro, these guys give the whole "the heart of man is desperately wicked" phrase, a whole new meaning.

my small DJI drone will fly over an area without being detected, providing surveillance.

Made me wonder why locating so called bandits is hard.

If i had 10 DJI drones, especially the new ones that use sim cards, I could provide surveillance of my whole neighborhood.

Imagine then if I had the budget of the Nigerian Army? Who would be able to hide from my eyes in the sky?

simpleseyi:
Asiwaju Jagaban Borgu Emilokan Bola Ahmed Tinubu the City Boy Extraordinaire

See how the wicked among us, praise some of the worst among us.

A city boy that presented one set of qualifications to become governor and another set to apply for president.

A city boy, who's transcript provided under law, showed that he graduated Lagos Gov College in 1970, when it was founded in 1974

A city boy that brought bullion van to his house on a day before elections...


You know all this but since you are the real child of hate and perdition, you ignore.

simpleseyi:
Not everyone is a failure like you

This one is still, till today, backing every negative thing about Nigeria, but TIME will always be here to set you straight.

May God heal you and give you a means of livelihood apart from one involving making your people in Nigeria wretched.

gigabyte13:
Children of destruction, perdition and hate
Will not be happy.
Make una gather enter lagoon

Now TIME has shown us, that the real children of hate, wickedness, destruction and perdition are those that supported Buhari and Tinubu.

The question now becomes, will you ever give up the hate in your heart in support for a better Nigeria/separated Nigeria, even for the sake of your siblings, family?

It doesn't seem so. It seems you will continue to hate us by selecting thieves, certificate forgers and all but professionals who can do the job.

orohbirodeysmel:
Until, I see one or two tankers load PMS comot from there...I no go believe.

If you like call me any name you like. Nigeria don too show person shege. People wey go rent Ethiopian airlines aircraft, paint am Nigeria Air are capable of doing anything...

My skepticism is justified by thousands of fake promises and sham projects politicians don unleash on us in this country

Your skepticism is/was in fact, justified.

Nigerians will take the worst person among them to be a "leader" and expect other Nigerians that want a better Nigeria not to be skeptics.

The results usually speak for themselves.

abdeefggh:
Only Jabagaban can make this happen, mr talk and do

Talk and do indeed.

Una never dey tire for scam. Pesin graduate 1970 from school founded in 1974, but na only him fit fix Nigeria ba?

The ones with head would have called him "headless mob"

Bigkoko:
Nooo... online miscreants and pigs prefer drug convicts and agberos to rule them!

Especially those with Nepa certificates.

See how they abuse me for pointing out that GRV went to MIT; the number one ranked school in the world.

I have never, and I mean never, seen a people so desperate to be ruled by the worst of them.

See how the condensed GRVs MIT achievement to just, “CHINEDU”.

May God help us against these demonic legion of anti-progress Nigerians.

Napata77:
OH SHUT UP......

Did you see the massive plane Modi arrived Nigeria on?

But when Tinubu travels he should use okada or keke for you.

YES, MODI has imposed taxes across India especially for businesses.

THAT IS HOW COUNTRIES MAKE MONEY. THROUGH TAXATION.

That’s like you living in Ajegunle, shouting on your children that did they not see the G wagon Kunle used to come from Eko Atlantic and they want me to use corolla.


You are Dundee raised to Infinity

Aka, Dundee United.

Dumbass

Difrent:
The issue is "don't go against powerful interests"

Abi you think Ganduje is the first person ever caught on camera stealing?
Or the last?

Didn't Obj write a whole book on Atikus theft ?
He still got millions of votes in 2023 (maybe you even voted for him)

Bro, are you really comparing hearsay theft to theft caught live on camera?


Come on duuude! I hate when Nigerians turn the simplest things to complicated messes.

Someone was caught live on camera, not dem say dem say, liiiiiiive

Not once, not twice…


Open and shut case, but in Nigeria we start to rationalize, why have we become such bastardized and demonic folks.


Come on y’all, wtf!!!


White man made camera, one smart black man used it to show you a thief, but you black masses are still saying “what about “

Maybe you Nigerians just aren’t worth it.


Cause wtf

After all Amaechi said we don’t stone them that’s why they are bold in theft.

A courageous contractor made not 1, not 2, but many videos of different occasions of Ganduje, incontrovertible evidence that can not be swept under the carpet without leaving an obvious budge.

Even if it’s to shoot the legs of these wicked politicians, that might be enough to force change

So if we see that there is clear video evidence of theft like Ganduje, the public should stone and snipe him if the law won’t take effect

Nigeria it seems needs good people that specialize in killing politicians.

What other option is left to the good citizens of the country, when the “law” is perverse and turns evil to good.

Difrent:
Thats what you get if you decide to go against powerful interests
And it's like that all over the world

Anyone in Europe or America that cares about their wealth and business dare not criticize Israel , they will make sure you are cancelled.

Bro, war is not the same thing as seeing a thief live in camera

Imagine you are the contractor that supplied up to 3 different videos of Ganduje stealing bundles upon bundles of 100 dollar bills.

After your bravery, your country rewards the thief by making him the chairman of the political party in power.

Do you think you will be able to work in Nigeria again? When a thief is elevated, in glaring view of all the video evidence, don’t you think you would be assassinated in that type of a demonic country that rewards evil?

Some of the animals in the jungle called Nigeria argue against the use technology to send/transmit/transfer voting results

"Technology baaaaaaaaaaad", says some of the animals


"Technology glitch, E Glitch, Gleeshes", says some of the Meercats

Not minding how they themselves, transfer even greater amounts of data on a per second basis using apps and sites like, Facebook, Whatsapp, YouTube, Nairaland... They do not see the irony, as irony is often lost on the inhabitants of the thick, bushy jungle.

They do however end up with a document that all can trust, disregarding the multiple revisions, as that is just jungle chaos as translated on paper, a verisimilitude of the chaos.