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PoliticsRe: Omo, Is This Tinubu Fighter Pilot Portrait Real? by VaselineCrew(op): 8:03am On Feb 07, 2024
Sirmwill:
Foolishness

It's glaringly photoshopped
Omo, video dey oo

https://twitter.com/FS_Yusuf_/status/1755015238728966272

PoliticsOmo, Is This Tinubu Fighter Pilot Portrait Real? by VaselineCrew(op):
angry

TravelRe: Video Of Trains Being Test Run On The Red Line Tracks In Lagos. by VaselineCrew: 10:03pm On Feb 05, 2024
and they call this a country

Why are people calling Anambra and saying Igbos are hating, because of good news from Lagos

Same people are the ones that support ONE NIGERIA, WOW.

very confused nation
PoliticsRe: President Tinubu should order Price Reductions In Various Commodities by VaselineCrew: 1:49am On Feb 05, 2024
CBN say na offense to spray naira

BUT in the PRESENCE OF former VICE PRESIDENT, and other law makers

MONEY WAS SPRAYED AND NO ONE WAS ARRESTED.

Nigeria truly is like a zoo

PoliticsDollar Scarcity, But You Bought 160 Million Naira Suvs For Law Makers? by VaselineCrew(op): 3:58pm On Feb 03, 2024
They converted 160 million naira to whatever currency and bought new SUVs for themselves

When we asked them why, they said, it's because the roads are bad angry

Now they are eyeing people with dom, and their wicked supports are shouting close dom, close dom.

God forbid
PoliticsRe: Daniel Regina, Condemns Obi For Visiting Super Eagles by VaselineCrew(op): 2:28pm On Feb 03, 2024
Lastmessenger2:
After voting a drug baron and a terrorist as president and vice,you turn around and ask peter obi to save you from the mess you voted for ?
Not even just ask, but blaming him for traveling out the country to support the countries team.


Meanwhile, in a parallel universe:-

Thier president is in France for what seems to be almost a month ON VACATION


Make it make sense meeeen, my head hurts sad
PoliticsDaniel Regina, Condemns Obi For Visiting Super Eagles by VaselineCrew(op): 2:16pm On Feb 03, 2024
Regina Daniel seems to have been given some corn, beef and delusion are now on the menu apparently.

Some people get small corn, and they just lift their skirt like waaaaaaaaaaaa, una go think say na hurriane do am.

PoliticsRe: Man Calls Out Voters With Bell As Polls Open For By-Election In Surulere by VaselineCrew: 1:11pm On Feb 03, 2024
G00dharddick:
Nigeria is still 99years behind the rest of the world.

Of what used is the election when inec and APC already have the results arranged somewhere? The joke is on the voters
Remember when they said they could not transmit election result data

Like ordinary text that is like maybe 10 kb and one picture of the result

Yet ordinary 8 year olds are TRANSMITTING videos, pics, vlogging, on whatsapp, twitter, NAIRALAND

I was so sad when I read that news. Like you want to lie to the people so much that you now say you couldn't transmit data that is just like 500kb total, or maybe 1MB

Then the APC guys were now cheering, that yes, in essence, their country is so useless that after spending 300 billion naira, they couldn't transmit data like Seun that designed nairaland for free by himself.

Nigeria has some very wicked supporters men, wicked electorate. You are cheering INEC for being backwards, so you can elect a Microphone Licker.


Anyways, lemme transmit this data by hitting the submit button.

Lemme also TRANSMIT some random pics on my compurerrrrrr

PoliticsRe: Nigeria: The Only Country That Can Be Ruled From Diaspora by VaselineCrew: 1:03pm On Feb 03, 2024
G00dharddick:
In a sane society, no leader would think of trying such nonsense!

Imagine president of France coming down to Nigeria for relaxation and medical treatment? Na ment? By now he would have resigned. But in Nigeria reverse is the case. Speak against Tinubu they'll tag you an IPOB esn and hater of Nigeria and Yorubas.
As in...

The so called "lovers" of Nigeria, want their darling daddy presidents (Buhari, Tinubu) to be able to rule from wherever they want to in the world; France, London, The Bahamas, Cancun beach...

While the ones these "lovers" call "Haters" of Nigeria, want a president that leads and stays in Nigeria. One that is agile and cares enough to move round the country, same way the former V.P Osinbajo once made an impromptu visit to the toilets at Lagos international airport to inspect the place. Same way Dubai's king used to make stops at hospitals and so on, to make sure things were running smoothly.

Make it make sense to me how THEY LOVE NIGERIA, and abuse anyone against a president leading from FRANCE
PoliticsRe: Seun Osewa Blasts Tinubu's Police For Exposing Only Southern Criminals by VaselineCrew:
They hide faces of those allegedly caught with enough ammunition to bring down a small town,

but,

they will hang BIG NAME TAG on suspects of some lesser crime

PoliticsBut Wait Fest, What Is Tinubu Doing In France? by VaselineCrew(op): 12:45pm On Feb 03, 2024
Av even forgotten say President is still in France

Watagwan huh
PoliticsIf I Earn Dollars, Isn't It A Good Thing For Nigeria? Why Will You Close My Dom? by VaselineCrew(op): 11:46am On Feb 03, 2024
If I get paid for work and I get dollars transferred to my dom, how is that a bad thing for Nigeria?

Doesn't it reduce pressure on FX as if I want to buy something from abroad, I wouldn't have to stress CBN to find me dollars when I can use what I earned.

If I decide to change some to naira, isn't that also beneficial in the sense that the dollar would be useful to the banks after I change it?

The only issue is how banks sometimes don't change dollar and you have to go to aboki to change it.


So what if I go empty my dom and take it to another country, how does that help Nigeria?


Some APC supporter on that CBN thread was already threatening Nigerians with doms, saying they would forcefully convert it and there is nothing we can do, that if we complain, we will be shot, wow!

That is fucking scary!
PoliticsPicture - He Knew APC Failed, But Voted Them In Again For "Our BROTHER" by VaselineCrew(op): 5:38pm On Feb 02, 2024
How do you describe this?

PoliticsRe: Man Bathes In A Gutter To Celebrate Buhari's Victory. Photo by VaselineCrew: 5:00pm On Feb 02, 2024
Don't know when Africans will get their shhh together.

To think the likes of mynd44 aligned with someone like this gutter swimmer in thought process towards choosing a leader, wow
PoliticsRe: Man Bathes In A Gutter To Celebrate Buhari's Victory. Photo by VaselineCrew: 4:58pm On Feb 02, 2024
Chepos1:
Yes he is stupid and illiterate but have elected a president for u for d next four years.
See the way you guys supported the worst for your country with a full chest.

Saying people will suffer for 4 years, wail for so so years

Men, some of you Nigerians are special, I just don't get it.

You'd know someone would be a bad leader, but will still go ahead and bring him in to pepper someone else, like wtf?
FamilyRe: 'I Regret Pushing My Husband To Move Us From Okota To Lekki Phase 1' - Woman by VaselineCrew: 1:04pm On Feb 02, 2024
Why are most Nigerians hateful?

The ratio of hateful comments to helpful comments on this thread are like 10:1

Some have mocked her for her looks, others for her wanting a better place to live, like it's a crime to want to live in a better neighborhood.

Even that righteousness guy is up there with smiley faces.

What do you all gain by mocking people in pain? I just don't understand it.
PoliticsPolice Officer Blames Water, Forest, Terrain For Lack Of Policing N Kidnapping by VaselineCrew(op): 11:50am On Feb 02, 2024
He said in Lagos that there is water

In Ekiti, there is forest

In other places, it's the terrain

All these prevent police from doing their job.

......


I think I've heard it all now in Naija. So within your geographical location, police cannot reach some areas due to "nature", but kidnappers without helicopters, drones, satellite navigation... can reach the same places?


SHAME, SHAME, SHAME, SHAME

Shame on Nigeria Police, army, politicians, APC especially

Video link on Twitter
https://twitter.com/harrizone98/status/1753129934539624595

PoliticsRe: Fund 'Private Visits' from Your Pocket, Not Public Funds - Obi Tells Tinubu by VaselineCrew: 2:25pm On Jan 25, 2024
SensetionalGoal:
You will never find the likes yarimo and co here because their lord and savior is been discussed...walai demon is better than those cretins
Those guys are paid trolls so I pay little mind to them, except for when they use bots to like their own comments, thereby swaying ignorant minds negatively.
PoliticsRe: Fund 'Private Visits' from Your Pocket, Not Public Funds - Obi Tells Tinubu by VaselineCrew:
APC supporters, some I sometimes believe are demons, will soon be here to castigate and denigrate

How much is like 300 watt solar panel on average in Nigeria?

Lets say it's around N80,000. Let's convert this to dollars, which would be about $88.

Now, your government claims you are a poor country, and you have to WAIT to see any benefits as a citizen, yet the same government will spend $500,000 for Hotel bills for a week.

Now, how many 300 watt solar panels can $500,000 buy?

$500,000  = 5,681, 300 watt panels.
--------
$88


How many watts can theoretically be generated from 5,681 300 watt solar panels?

5,681 x 300 = 1,704,300 watts = 1,704 kilowatts  ~ 2MW


This could power a University, multiple Universities, Hospitals across a state, many many homes.

Yet your leaders will tell you that the reason your Universities don't have electricity in 2024 is because, blah blah blah..., meanwhile the same leaders that just told you 5 mins ago that we are broke, are willing so burn $500,000 in a week, just like that.


My own is that, why do these evil politicians still have avid supporters? I can understand somewhat if you are getting paid like them legendhero and the rest, but those you meet on the street, that claim "our brother", like, what is wrong with those type of people? Mosquito is biting you, you can't pay bills, but you are voting for "our brother", chai
PoliticsRe: Nobody Is Talking About Dwindling Naira Value by VaselineCrew: 10:56am On Jan 23, 2024
Ozommadu:
Wole Soyinka has suddenly gone mute
Actually, he hasn't gone mute. He just criticized Obi and supporters few days ago again about an election which was stolen by the APC he supports.

I don't think quality of life for Nigerian people matters at this point to the so called professor.
PoliticsRe: Nobody Is Talking About Dwindling Naira Value by VaselineCrew: 10:54am On Jan 23, 2024
Yet Wole Soyinka is still talking about Obi and elections.

The rate at which things are becoming unaffordable doesn't concern him, wow
PoliticsRe: 14 Cities In Africa That Are More Developed Than Lagos And Abuja. by VaselineCrew: 10:27am On Jan 19, 2024
forgiveness:
Because they didn't connect to Lagos water. EOD.

Water dey run for Ikeja, Surulere, etc.
Done arguing.

In fact Lagos has drinkable pipeborne water and 24/7 electricity, with no open gutters, sidewalks, and their police pull people over, danfo never runs traffic light in front of 10 lasma and 5 police, everything is fine.

May God open your eyes soon. Have a blessed day.
PoliticsRe: 14 Cities In Africa That Are More Developed Than Lagos And Abuja. by VaselineCrew: 10:23am On Jan 19, 2024
forgiveness:
Water is running in taps in Lagos. Na you no wan pay bills. angry
Too early to lie to yourself.

A relative has a house in Banana, and they buy water.

Not to talk of like Festac, Satellite town, ...

May God help you to go to a developed country one day and experience what you don’t know that you don’t even know.
PoliticsRe: 14 Cities In Africa That Are More Developed Than Lagos And Abuja. by VaselineCrew: 10:22am On Jan 19, 2024
Some Nigerians can really deceive themselves sha

You don’t have water; as in pipeborne water.

Yet you are shouting you are more developed

Just bragging in their ignorance
PoliticsRe: 14 Cities In Africa That Are More Developed Than Lagos And Abuja. by VaselineCrew: 10:20am On Jan 19, 2024
forgiveness:
Are you okay? Which infrastructure dey Lome and Cotonou pass Lagos? No bi the same Lome and Contonou wey I don go more than 50 times? grin

Accra is not more developed than Lagos though more organized. Stop talking trash. I do go there mor than 60 times. grin

Johannesburg is not far better than Lagos like it use to be be those days. Lagos don catch up.
All this long talk, yet you don’t have water.
PoliticsRe: Gombe, Yola & Bauchi States To Experience Two-Day Blackout - TCN by VaselineCrew: 10:18am On Jan 19, 2024
In Lagos Victoria Island, there’s already a 2 day mini blackout.

4 hours light in 48 hours.

No storms or natural disasters, yet only 4 hours light.

So what if we had hurricanes, tornados, earthquakes... in Nigeria? Don’t even want to think about it.
PoliticsPeople Are Saying Lagos Is Developed, Even With No Water In Banana Island. by VaselineCrew(op): 10:10am On Jan 19, 2024
Just read a thread comparing other developed African cities to Lagos and Abuja, and people are there saying Lagos is better.

I was in Banana Island last year, the highest or high brow areas in Lagos, and they too were buying water from Tanker, smh.

As some few sane people on that thread said, these local Nigerians need to travel out by Gods grace, and may God give them the means.

Some countries, you on tap and can drink the water coming out, but it’s sad that some Nigerians can call a place developed, when ordinary pipe borne water can’t be developed.

All their streets are filled with open gutter, with poo and pee, so that tourists from abroad can enjoy walking by with their sandwiches and enjoy the sweat aroma of fresh poo 💩

Now they’d call me a hater, but I wonder who the hater is:- Me calling for a Lagos with water running from taps, and pedestrian sidewalks with closed gutters, or them, that love their Lagos the way it is and hate those asking for improvements.
PoliticsRe: Tinubu Flouts Own Directives On Reduced Number Of Entourage For Local Travels by VaselineCrew: 12:13pm On Jan 17, 2024
jumper524:
same with we the masses and every opposition pointing errors from afar..
It's always easier to point mistakes than correct it.

Does distance matter when we point out that a Tinubu graduated from Secondary School 4 years before the school came into being?


A simple fact, one of many, that shows just how corrupt and rotten Tinubu is, yet people like you will still support such a person, while claiming you are doing it for love of country. What love? Love or Wickedness? So love to you means to further impoverish the black people in your country by voting for the most criminal of criminals? May God forgive you.

You lot are disgusting men, for reals. I know a mod might ban me for this, but it's the truth, you Tinubu supporters are so disgusting and wicked to even your own family.

May God forgive you.

PoliticsRe: Why Was Dangote Refinery Commissioned Last Year When It Was'nt Ready? by VaselineCrew(op): 8:13am On Jan 15, 2024
Ozommadu:
What about portharcourt refinery huh

You don't know Apc bro? Tilumbu is a failure
Like, this country is so weird.

See Buhari and Sanwolu smiling from ear to ear last year, "commissioning" something they know is not existing or ready yet.

Then the weird Nigerian supporters who should be asking questions, call those asking questions haters
PoliticsWhy Was Dangote Refinery Commissioned Last Year When It Was'nt Ready? by VaselineCrew(op): 6:31am On Jan 15, 2024
Or maybe I'm just a hater for asking a commonsense question.
CrimeRe: Lagos Police Arraign Two ‘one-chance’ Robbery Suspects by VaselineCrew: 12:01pm On Jan 13, 2024
Nigerian Police is turning out to be more and more of a criminal organization.

Parading young adults for alleged scams with their faces fully in view, yet,

HIDING FACES OF ALLEGED VIOLENT CRIMINALS.

Like wtf?

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