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PoliticsMining Expo, Nigeria's Stand Vs Angola, Sierra Leone And Botswana by VaselineCrew(op): 8:07am On Feb 27, 2024
angry

PoliticsRe: Everybody Wants Nigeria To Be Fixed Overnight Like Advanced Countries, Including by VaselineCrew: 9:57am On Feb 24, 2024
Isn't that what leadership is there for? To lead and inspire people?

When you were in secondary school and in class, what had more weight in keeping the classroom quiet? Was it your advise to fellow classmates to keep shut? Or was it a disciplinary threat by your teacher?

You support the most terrible of terrible leaders, like terrible coup plotters and certificate forgers and start preaching the change begins with us, wow. Of course, we are to hold ourselves to high account, but even the best of us might go astray without good leadership, talk less of the worst of us.

You telling me if Elon Musk were a Governor or President in Nigeria, he won't solve problems?

Simple problems like OPEN GUTTERS still exist, and your so called leaders can't even close them up.

How will you attract tourist, when people can see poo on the streets while they walk. So tourists would be walking, eating burger, and seeing poo burgers in gutter and you think they will want to come back?

PoliticsI Know Tinubu Rigged, But Did Some People Really Vote For This Man? by VaselineCrew(op): 9:48pm On Feb 20, 2024
PoliticsPetrol Scarcity In Lagos, I Am Tired by VaselineCrew(op): 4:18pm On Feb 20, 2024
Long queues everywhere, can't buy petrol for my car or gen and there is no light.

May God help us in this country.
PoliticsRe: Subsidy Removal And Naira Floating, Why Same Time? by VaselineCrew: 1:15pm On Feb 15, 2024
nairalanda1:
Because by May 28 2023, we had two issues

1.A foreign reserve that was effectively below 4 billion dollars

2.Debt service eating 90% (some said 99%) of our income..thanks to the high loans we had to take


That is why we had to end up partially removing subsidy (Tinubu has not removed subsidy, or fuel would be 1000 per liter by now) and float the naira. Thanks to decades of not diversifying our economy, bad policies, wasting of money, etc...here we are. THere simply was no money for the good times to continue


(I don't work for the government, nor am I excusing government polices...and as you can see, if we ended up with the above 2 points, it shows that APC has failed, and tinubu is part of the failure. ).
I wonder why there is always "NO MONEY", but there is aways MONEY for them to buy 160 thousand dollar vehicles!

A real puzzler.

No money for student loan, N5B, but hey you guys going to hajj, take N24B shocked

No money for salary, but spend $500,000 in New York luxury hotel.

Their supporters cheer, "DO YOU WANT YOUR LEADER TO STAY IN MOTEL?"

ummm, why not huh

No really, why not? Them say we poor right, so why not stay in motel as the president of a poor country?

Who you dey flex for? So your country poor mean say, you go carry all your poor people money go stay for hotel? chai

I'm tired of Nig politicians, I venture to say 90% of them should be jailed for decades.
PoliticsRe: Is Wole Soyinka Still Calling Obi Supporters Fascists? by VaselineCrew(op): 12:55pm On Feb 15, 2024
aswani:

IREV worked for the most part
How much were you paid to betray your conscience, family, friends and nation?
PoliticsIs Wole Soyinka Still Calling Obi Supporters Fascists? by VaselineCrew(op): 10:10am On Feb 15, 2024
Not one mention about the economy, or the problems facing the country now from the so called "noble" professor.

Calling others that simply wanted the IREV to work as had been promised my INEC man even in UK, fascists.

As one guy said, we would have thought Soyinka a hero, if not for these last elections.

This last election exposed people like Soyinka, Reno...
PoliticsRe: Kano Super High Way And Codevoir Super High Way Compare by VaselineCrew: 9:27am On Feb 14, 2024
nairalanda1:
There are roads with lane markings in NIgeria. Very much so.

(NO, I am not excusing the government , so calm down.)

There are also roads in Ivory Coast that are just as bad as you describe here in NIgeria

Below is a documentary on a part of Ivory coast and its 'main road'

Ivory coast: Drivers take risk

Also, USA roads look good because in most parts they are TOLLED. If we brought tolls back here (they vanished in 2002, except in places like Lekki), most of us would call it anti-people. Yet, tolled roads=money for maintenance.
Nothing wrong with Tolls if there are alternatives.

I used to pay to use the Sam Houston Tollway, but the alternative "i-#" highway had I think 5 lanes on each side, making it 10 lanes, just that it added 10-15mins to the journey since the Sam houston is a ring highway with better interconnectivity across the city.

Here in Lagos, they turned road that was already there to Toll and called the residential area, "Oniru", an alternate route. That was such a wicked thing to do.

I have always said that the Lekki-Ikoyi Link bridge is a perfect example of a "righteous" toll road, cause it solves a problem, and it was newly constructed. So for example, if you were in lekki and wanted to go to ikoyi without paying toll, then you would use the FREE lekki-epe highway, but if you had money and your time was extremely valuable, then you'd pay to use the link bridge and cut your journey time by over 60%.

Anyways sha, I'm done ranting for this morning, till night.

Have a blessed day bro!
PoliticsRe: Kano Super High Way And Codevoir Super High Way Compare by VaselineCrew: 9:17am On Feb 14, 2024
How you know the other is better than Nigerias own is LANE MARKINGS

Since STANDARDS don't exist in Nigeria, they build road with open gutter and no lane markings or worn out lane markings they never ever repaint, cause lane markings don't mean much in a Lawless land.

When I told someone that in Houston, you get a ticket for changing lanes, i.e, crossing the white lines, without signaling, he thought I was joking. Of course he did, cause Nigeria is a lawless nation.

In nations with laws, EVERY SINGLE MARKING ON THE ROAD MEANS SOMETHING

A DASHED LINE MEANS SOMETHING
A SOLID LINE MEANS SOMETHIG
A YELLOW LINE MEANS SOMETHING


and it is serious enough to get you in trouble with the police if you do something regarding the lines, that you shouldn't do.

I PRAY THOUGH, THAT ONE DAY, NIGERIA OR THE NATIONS THAT FORM FROM IT, HAVE LAW AND ORDER.
PoliticsTinubu Approves 24 Billion Naira For Hajj - 99% Oppressed by VaselineCrew(op): 9:35pm On Feb 13, 2024
Tinubu approves 24 billion naira for Hajj according to twitter investigator - 99% Oppressed.


https://twitter.com/PIDOMNIGERIA/status/1757464791113662914

PoliticsRe: Why Open Drainages In Nigeria Roads? by VaselineCrew: 4:03am On Feb 12, 2024
some Nigerians like it like that. They love the smell of fresh poo in the morning while having their breakfast.

You will complain about open gutter, someone will ask you if gutter is your problem, chai

So you want tourist to come to Nigeria, walk to KFC and be eating Burger with strong poo smell as he/she waka back home ba?


Giant of Africa, no light, no water, gutter full of poo and OPEN FOR EVERYONE TO SEE HOW ROTTEN IT IS

PoliticsRe: INEC Declares Bola Ahmed Tinubu President Elect by VaselineCrew: 4:43pm On Feb 11, 2024
IpobAntidote:
I said it that they will go back to calling Nigeria ZOO again. I'm vindicated again.
I must be a genius. grin grin grin grin
You are vindicated indeed
PoliticsRe: INEC Declares Bola Ahmed Tinubu President Elect by VaselineCrew: 4:42pm On Feb 11, 2024
chinchum:
It is time to close ranks President elect.

My guts rarely fails, i predicted victory for you in a competitive election. I am also predicting resounding success particularly in the area of economic growth and prosperity to many Nigerians via a largely increased revenue base, cut on oil subsidy wastage and aggressive infrastructural development.

Many Nigerians underrate your abilities as a development centric politician and no politician ever have had so much aspersions casted on him/her. You easily forgive your enemies. You apply a lot of common sense , a rarity amongst politicians.

Your first 18 months will be your toughest battle as you begin to set the tone for a prosperous nation, but your biggest critics will turn around and acknowledge you thereafter.

For those wishing you death, i am asking God to make them live long to witness you in good health and positive transformation of the nation. Forgive those who wish you death.
Your best person to support was a certificate forger?

So that is what you will tell God when you stand naked and bare before your maker? That a certificate forger was the best for the job.


Chai, una for this Naija men, gosh
PoliticsRe: INEC Declares Bola Ahmed Tinubu President Elect by VaselineCrew: 4:38pm On Feb 11, 2024
livinbygrace:
I hope all Obedient children will learn to listen to words of advise from elders net time.
Anyway Congratulations to Jagaban!
The internet will never forget all you that supported this man
PoliticsRe: INEC Declares Bola Ahmed Tinubu President Elect by VaselineCrew: 4:34pm On Feb 11, 2024
tafabaloo:
Tinubu is different from Buhari...well schooled and not bereft of good ideas.


Let's pray and hope Nigeria gets better
Well schooled because he was there at the foundation level of his school, being the only student and teacher 4 years before the school was founded.

Don't forget that while he was attending Lagos Government College a decade before the school was founded, he was also reading from home according to Festus Keyamo

You know deep down, you don't want a better country for whatever reason. Imagine hyping certificate forgers as well schooled.



THEY READ AND PASS GCE FROM HOME - SHAMELESS

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=b8jqMD9Al6Q

PoliticsRe: INEC Declares Bola Ahmed Tinubu President Elect by VaselineCrew: 4:28pm On Feb 11, 2024
abbeyfel:
I know Most Obidients will return to calling Nigeria zoo again! What an hypocritical type of people! Most of them though...
Your country is not a zoo, but just to transmit 10kb of election data, they said they couldn't do it, meanwhile, people using techno were even watching/transmitting YouTube.

Some of you just never wanted a better Nigeria, be honest. All you cared about was tribal supremacy
PoliticsRe: INEC Declares Bola Ahmed Tinubu President Elect by VaselineCrew: 4:26pm On Feb 11, 2024
dejonathan:
Where are the 25% abuja people? grin
The way you guys laugh at others ehn, while supporting destruction of your own country, I just don't know what to call it.
PoliticsRe: INEC Declares Bola Ahmed Tinubu President Elect by VaselineCrew: 9:32am On Feb 11, 2024
APC supporters, some of you guys are wicked sha, no be lie.
PoliticsRe: INEC Declares Bola Ahmed Tinubu President Elect by VaselineCrew: 9:29am On Feb 11, 2024
CilicMarin:
I wake up everyday to see Peter Obi supporters cry, their tears are my breakfast, brunch, lunch & dinner. I’ve made it my life’s mission to thrive in their defeat until the end of time....

Congratulations Mr. President Elect.
Their tears are your breakfast?

That's the only reason you voted a certificate forger? Not to build Nigeria, but to make others cry. Na wa for una
PoliticsRe: If Jonathan Runs For 2027 Presidency Will You Vote Him? by VaselineCrew: 5:23pm On Feb 10, 2024
What Nigeria needs at this time is an Elon Musk

You people never learn abi wetin be disSsss huh angry angry

I'm getting tired of you people angry angry

Get someone that values things like Peter Obi, with the brain of Elon Musk, and MOST IMPORTANTLY, THE ABSOLUTE FEAR OF GOD
BusinessRe: Breaking News!!! Naira Depreciates To 1,800 To 1 Dollar by VaselineCrew: 5:21pm On Feb 10, 2024
This is obviously a rumor as no site has this rate as of now
BusinessRe: Breaking News!!! Naira Depreciates To 1,800 To 1 Dollar by VaselineCrew: 5:20pm On Feb 10, 2024
Why the rumor though huh
PoliticsRe: If Nigerians Were This Vocal During Buhari & Jonathan Reigns by VaselineCrew: 2:48pm On Feb 10, 2024
but why should up to 100 people with normal working brains decide that the best man for the job is one that :-

READ AND PASSED FOR WAEC FROM HOME, WHILE SIMULTANEOUSLY, GRADUATING FROM LAGOS GOVERNMENT COLLEGE A WHOLE 4 YEARS BEFORE IT WAS EVEN FOUNDED. ONE WHO USED A SET OF CREDENTIALS TO APPLY FOR GOVERNOR AND A DIFFERENT SET FOR PRESIDENCY.

As someone said, when Nigerians are ready, they would know.

I know God causes the rain to fall on both the just and the unjust, cause who of us here is without sin? I do however pray especially for those Nigerians that are going through pains now, but yet, never supported a known criminal like Tinubu. All you wanted/want is a Nigeria that works, but each time, you see the worst of the worst made so called "leaders". May God wipe the tears away from your face and bring unlimited joy into your lives in Jesus name, amen. Joy so much, you won't help but fall to your knees, even in your sin and say "THANK YOU GOD"!

PoliticsRe: Onanuga Blames Moles As PDP Demands Probe Of Leaked ₦1bn Memo by VaselineCrew: 2:30pm On Feb 10, 2024
falconey:
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So the problem is not the misappropriation of fund but the leak by a mole from the opposition?

Seriously this people must think we are some kind of low level brain dead animals.


Student loan is #5billion, money for committee on minimum wage is #1billion with 500m released first.

They know how to budget and release funds for themselves bloody bloodsuckers_!!!!

If one keeps the nation's affairs at heart you will die young because it is beyond everything sane or normal.

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Damn when you put it this way cry

Is it true though that student loan is just 5 billion? If so, then meeeeen, like, as you said, they can just remove 500 million for useless committee or $500,000 for luxury hotel for 7 days, but student loan is 5 billion for all the students in Nigeria?

Are you sure that 5 billion is not for Abuja students only?

I cant beliieve this men
PoliticsRe: Inflation In Car Prices - Then Vs Now - 2million Vs 15million To Buy A Yaris by VaselineCrew(op): 2:22pm On Feb 10, 2024
This guy put it in a different way and it's even more scary.

May God help us all in Jesus mighty name, amen!

PoliticsInflation In Car Prices - Then Vs Now - 2million Vs 15million To Buy A Yaris by VaselineCrew(op): 2:09pm On Feb 10, 2024
Saw this post on twitter (image below)

Lets say a new/certified pre-owned Yaris cost $10,000.

In 2015
This would have cost a Nigerian about N2,000,000 with the exchange rate at the time.

In 2024
This same vehicle, assuming the same price, would cost a Nigerian N15,000,000 at todays exchange rate.

This is ridiculous.

PoliticsRe: Picture Graph - Inflation - Nig/usa - Petrol/gas Prices by VaselineCrew(op): 1:49am On Feb 10, 2024
Hez143:
calculate the us price change in %,I want to see something
Still don't think there would be a large instantaneous jump, like a 24 hour jump of more than 100%
PoliticsPicture Graph - Inflation - Nig/usa - Petrol/gas Prices by VaselineCrew(op): 5:05pm On Feb 09, 2024
When people say inflation is everywhere, I agree, but Nigeria's inflation is something else.

The first graph below shows gas prices over a decade in L.A, USA. Notice that though there are spikes, they are still relatively smooth over a long period of time.

Compare that to the huuuge instantaneous spike in Nig petrol price and the accompanying spike in some commodities across the country.

PoliticsRe: Omo, Is This Tinubu Fighter Pilot Portrait Real? by VaselineCrew(op): 8:25am On Feb 07, 2024
Why are these guys smiling like they are about to burst out into laughter huh angry

PoliticsRe: Omo, Is This Tinubu Fighter Pilot Portrait Real? by VaselineCrew(op): 8:13am On Feb 07, 2024
Sirmwill:
That's what I'm saying

The Nigerian Air force top leaders are very foolish to have photoshopped an image of Tinubu like this
It just shows how dead brained they are
Oh I gotcha! Why couldn't they even use a real pic of him photoshopped with the plane? They were now cropping, abi na penning or rotoscoping, sorry AI face replace, chai
PoliticsRe: Omo, Is This Tinubu Fighter Pilot Portrait Real? by VaselineCrew(op): 8:11am On Feb 07, 2024
IduNaOba:
Lol
With his glasses and all..
How much them use make amhuh Something something million naira 😂😂😂

Meanwhile naira is gasping for last breath, these ones are wasting the scarce funds available.
Dem be one copy Bush Meat, but it come dey taste like kpomo

PoliticsRe: Omo, Is This Tinubu Fighter Pilot Portrait Real? by VaselineCrew(op): 8:05am On Feb 07, 2024
phemmie06:
How does this solve the problem of Nigerians
The picture look like picture wey fit increase problem sef

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