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PoliticsRe: INEC Declares Bola Ahmed Tinubu President Elect by VaselineCrew: 4:28pm On Feb 11, 2024
abbeyfel:
I know Most Obidients will return to calling Nigeria zoo again! What an hypocritical type of people! Most of them though...
Your country is not a zoo, but just to transmit 10kb of election data, they said they couldn't do it, meanwhile, people using techno were even watching/transmitting YouTube.

Some of you just never wanted a better Nigeria, be honest. All you cared about was tribal supremacy
PoliticsRe: INEC Declares Bola Ahmed Tinubu President Elect by VaselineCrew: 4:26pm On Feb 11, 2024
dejonathan:
Where are the 25% abuja people? grin
The way you guys laugh at others ehn, while supporting destruction of your own country, I just don't know what to call it.
PoliticsRe: INEC Declares Bola Ahmed Tinubu President Elect by VaselineCrew: 9:32am On Feb 11, 2024
APC supporters, some of you guys are wicked sha, no be lie.
PoliticsRe: INEC Declares Bola Ahmed Tinubu President Elect by VaselineCrew: 9:29am On Feb 11, 2024
CilicMarin:
I wake up everyday to see Peter Obi supporters cry, their tears are my breakfast, brunch, lunch & dinner. I’ve made it my life’s mission to thrive in their defeat until the end of time....

Congratulations Mr. President Elect.
Their tears are your breakfast?

That's the only reason you voted a certificate forger? Not to build Nigeria, but to make others cry. Na wa for una
PoliticsRe: If Jonathan Runs For 2027 Presidency Will You Vote Him? by VaselineCrew: 5:23pm On Feb 10, 2024
What Nigeria needs at this time is an Elon Musk

You people never learn abi wetin be disSsss huh angry angry

I'm getting tired of you people angry angry

Get someone that values things like Peter Obi, with the brain of Elon Musk, and MOST IMPORTANTLY, THE ABSOLUTE FEAR OF GOD
BusinessRe: Breaking News!!! Naira Depreciates To 1,800 To 1 Dollar by VaselineCrew: 5:21pm On Feb 10, 2024
This is obviously a rumor as no site has this rate as of now
BusinessRe: Breaking News!!! Naira Depreciates To 1,800 To 1 Dollar by VaselineCrew: 5:20pm On Feb 10, 2024
Why the rumor though huh
PoliticsRe: If Nigerians Were This Vocal During Buhari & Jonathan Reigns by VaselineCrew: 2:48pm On Feb 10, 2024
but why should up to 100 people with normal working brains decide that the best man for the job is one that :-

READ AND PASSED FOR WAEC FROM HOME, WHILE SIMULTANEOUSLY, GRADUATING FROM LAGOS GOVERNMENT COLLEGE A WHOLE 4 YEARS BEFORE IT WAS EVEN FOUNDED. ONE WHO USED A SET OF CREDENTIALS TO APPLY FOR GOVERNOR AND A DIFFERENT SET FOR PRESIDENCY.

As someone said, when Nigerians are ready, they would know.

I know God causes the rain to fall on both the just and the unjust, cause who of us here is without sin? I do however pray especially for those Nigerians that are going through pains now, but yet, never supported a known criminal like Tinubu. All you wanted/want is a Nigeria that works, but each time, you see the worst of the worst made so called "leaders". May God wipe the tears away from your face and bring unlimited joy into your lives in Jesus name, amen. Joy so much, you won't help but fall to your knees, even in your sin and say "THANK YOU GOD"!

PoliticsRe: Onanuga Blames Moles As PDP Demands Probe Of Leaked ₦1bn Memo by VaselineCrew: 2:30pm On Feb 10, 2024
falconey:
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So the problem is not the misappropriation of fund but the leak by a mole from the opposition?

Seriously this people must think we are some kind of low level brain dead animals.


Student loan is #5billion, money for committee on minimum wage is #1billion with 500m released first.

They know how to budget and release funds for themselves bloody bloodsuckers_!!!!

If one keeps the nation's affairs at heart you will die young because it is beyond everything sane or normal.

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Damn when you put it this way cry

Is it true though that student loan is just 5 billion? If so, then meeeeen, like, as you said, they can just remove 500 million for useless committee or $500,000 for luxury hotel for 7 days, but student loan is 5 billion for all the students in Nigeria?

Are you sure that 5 billion is not for Abuja students only?

I cant beliieve this men
PoliticsRe: Inflation In Car Prices - Then Vs Now - 2million Vs 15million To Buy A Yaris by VaselineCrew(op): 2:22pm On Feb 10, 2024
This guy put it in a different way and it's even more scary.

May God help us all in Jesus mighty name, amen!

PoliticsInflation In Car Prices - Then Vs Now - 2million Vs 15million To Buy A Yaris by VaselineCrew(op): 2:09pm On Feb 10, 2024
Saw this post on twitter (image below)

Lets say a new/certified pre-owned Yaris cost $10,000.

In 2015
This would have cost a Nigerian about N2,000,000 with the exchange rate at the time.

In 2024
This same vehicle, assuming the same price, would cost a Nigerian N15,000,000 at todays exchange rate.

This is ridiculous.

PoliticsRe: Picture Graph - Inflation - Nig/usa - Petrol/gas Prices by VaselineCrew(op): 1:49am On Feb 10, 2024
Hez143:
calculate the us price change in %,I want to see something
Still don't think there would be a large instantaneous jump, like a 24 hour jump of more than 100%
PoliticsPicture Graph - Inflation - Nig/usa - Petrol/gas Prices by VaselineCrew(op): 5:05pm On Feb 09, 2024
When people say inflation is everywhere, I agree, but Nigeria's inflation is something else.

The first graph below shows gas prices over a decade in L.A, USA. Notice that though there are spikes, they are still relatively smooth over a long period of time.

Compare that to the huuuge instantaneous spike in Nig petrol price and the accompanying spike in some commodities across the country.

PoliticsRe: Omo, Is This Tinubu Fighter Pilot Portrait Real? by VaselineCrew(op): 8:25am On Feb 07, 2024
Why are these guys smiling like they are about to burst out into laughter huh angry

PoliticsRe: Omo, Is This Tinubu Fighter Pilot Portrait Real? by VaselineCrew(op): 8:13am On Feb 07, 2024
Sirmwill:
That's what I'm saying

The Nigerian Air force top leaders are very foolish to have photoshopped an image of Tinubu like this
It just shows how dead brained they are
Oh I gotcha! Why couldn't they even use a real pic of him photoshopped with the plane? They were now cropping, abi na penning or rotoscoping, sorry AI face replace, chai
PoliticsRe: Omo, Is This Tinubu Fighter Pilot Portrait Real? by VaselineCrew(op): 8:11am On Feb 07, 2024
IduNaOba:
Lol
With his glasses and all..
How much them use make amhuh Something something million naira 😂😂😂

Meanwhile naira is gasping for last breath, these ones are wasting the scarce funds available.
Dem be one copy Bush Meat, but it come dey taste like kpomo

PoliticsRe: Omo, Is This Tinubu Fighter Pilot Portrait Real? by VaselineCrew(op): 8:05am On Feb 07, 2024
phemmie06:
How does this solve the problem of Nigerians
The picture look like picture wey fit increase problem sef
PoliticsRe: Omo, Is This Tinubu Fighter Pilot Portrait Real? by VaselineCrew(op): 8:03am On Feb 07, 2024
Sirmwill:
Foolishness

It's glaringly photoshopped
Omo, video dey oo

https://twitter.com/FS_Yusuf_/status/1755015238728966272

PoliticsOmo, Is This Tinubu Fighter Pilot Portrait Real? by VaselineCrew(op):
angry

TravelRe: Video Of Trains Being Test Run On The Red Line Tracks In Lagos. by VaselineCrew: 10:03pm On Feb 05, 2024
and they call this a country

Why are people calling Anambra and saying Igbos are hating, because of good news from Lagos

Same people are the ones that support ONE NIGERIA, WOW.

very confused nation
PoliticsRe: President Tinubu should order Price Reductions In Various Commodities by VaselineCrew: 1:49am On Feb 05, 2024
CBN say na offense to spray naira

BUT in the PRESENCE OF former VICE PRESIDENT, and other law makers

MONEY WAS SPRAYED AND NO ONE WAS ARRESTED.

Nigeria truly is like a zoo

PoliticsDollar Scarcity, But You Bought 160 Million Naira Suvs For Law Makers? by VaselineCrew(op): 3:58pm On Feb 03, 2024
They converted 160 million naira to whatever currency and bought new SUVs for themselves

When we asked them why, they said, it's because the roads are bad angry

Now they are eyeing people with dom, and their wicked supports are shouting close dom, close dom.

God forbid
PoliticsRe: Daniel Regina, Condemns Obi For Visiting Super Eagles by VaselineCrew(op): 2:28pm On Feb 03, 2024
Lastmessenger2:
After voting a drug baron and a terrorist as president and vice,you turn around and ask peter obi to save you from the mess you voted for ?
Not even just ask, but blaming him for traveling out the country to support the countries team.


Meanwhile, in a parallel universe:-

Thier president is in France for what seems to be almost a month ON VACATION


Make it make sense meeeen, my head hurts sad
PoliticsDaniel Regina, Condemns Obi For Visiting Super Eagles by VaselineCrew(op): 2:16pm On Feb 03, 2024
Regina Daniel seems to have been given some corn, beef and delusion are now on the menu apparently.

Some people get small corn, and they just lift their skirt like waaaaaaaaaaaa, una go think say na hurriane do am.

PoliticsRe: Man Calls Out Voters With Bell As Polls Open For By-Election In Surulere by VaselineCrew: 1:11pm On Feb 03, 2024
G00dharddick:
Nigeria is still 99years behind the rest of the world.

Of what used is the election when inec and APC already have the results arranged somewhere? The joke is on the voters
Remember when they said they could not transmit election result data

Like ordinary text that is like maybe 10 kb and one picture of the result

Yet ordinary 8 year olds are TRANSMITTING videos, pics, vlogging, on whatsapp, twitter, NAIRALAND

I was so sad when I read that news. Like you want to lie to the people so much that you now say you couldn't transmit data that is just like 500kb total, or maybe 1MB

Then the APC guys were now cheering, that yes, in essence, their country is so useless that after spending 300 billion naira, they couldn't transmit data like Seun that designed nairaland for free by himself.

Nigeria has some very wicked supporters men, wicked electorate. You are cheering INEC for being backwards, so you can elect a Microphone Licker.


Anyways, lemme transmit this data by hitting the submit button.

Lemme also TRANSMIT some random pics on my compurerrrrrr

PoliticsRe: Nigeria: The Only Country That Can Be Ruled From Diaspora by VaselineCrew: 1:03pm On Feb 03, 2024
G00dharddick:
In a sane society, no leader would think of trying such nonsense!

Imagine president of France coming down to Nigeria for relaxation and medical treatment? Na ment? By now he would have resigned. But in Nigeria reverse is the case. Speak against Tinubu they'll tag you an IPOB esn and hater of Nigeria and Yorubas.
As in...

The so called "lovers" of Nigeria, want their darling daddy presidents (Buhari, Tinubu) to be able to rule from wherever they want to in the world; France, London, The Bahamas, Cancun beach...

While the ones these "lovers" call "Haters" of Nigeria, want a president that leads and stays in Nigeria. One that is agile and cares enough to move round the country, same way the former V.P Osinbajo once made an impromptu visit to the toilets at Lagos international airport to inspect the place. Same way Dubai's king used to make stops at hospitals and so on, to make sure things were running smoothly.

Make it make sense to me how THEY LOVE NIGERIA, and abuse anyone against a president leading from FRANCE
PoliticsRe: Seun Osewa Blasts Tinubu's Police For Exposing Only Southern Criminals by VaselineCrew:
They hide faces of those allegedly caught with enough ammunition to bring down a small town,

but,

they will hang BIG NAME TAG on suspects of some lesser crime

PoliticsBut Wait Fest, What Is Tinubu Doing In France? by VaselineCrew(op): 12:45pm On Feb 03, 2024
Av even forgotten say President is still in France

Watagwan huh
PoliticsIf I Earn Dollars, Isn't It A Good Thing For Nigeria? Why Will You Close My Dom? by VaselineCrew(op): 11:46am On Feb 03, 2024
If I get paid for work and I get dollars transferred to my dom, how is that a bad thing for Nigeria?

Doesn't it reduce pressure on FX as if I want to buy something from abroad, I wouldn't have to stress CBN to find me dollars when I can use what I earned.

If I decide to change some to naira, isn't that also beneficial in the sense that the dollar would be useful to the banks after I change it?

The only issue is how banks sometimes don't change dollar and you have to go to aboki to change it.


So what if I go empty my dom and take it to another country, how does that help Nigeria?


Some APC supporter on that CBN thread was already threatening Nigerians with doms, saying they would forcefully convert it and there is nothing we can do, that if we complain, we will be shot, wow!

That is fucking scary!
PoliticsPicture - He Knew APC Failed, But Voted Them In Again For "Our BROTHER" by VaselineCrew(op): 5:38pm On Feb 02, 2024
How do you describe this?

PoliticsRe: Man Bathes In A Gutter To Celebrate Buhari's Victory. Photo by VaselineCrew: 5:00pm On Feb 02, 2024
Don't know when Africans will get their shhh together.

To think the likes of mynd44 aligned with someone like this gutter swimmer in thought process towards choosing a leader, wow
PoliticsRe: Man Bathes In A Gutter To Celebrate Buhari's Victory. Photo by VaselineCrew: 4:58pm On Feb 02, 2024
Chepos1:
Yes he is stupid and illiterate but have elected a president for u for d next four years.
See the way you guys supported the worst for your country with a full chest.

Saying people will suffer for 4 years, wail for so so years

Men, some of you Nigerians are special, I just don't get it.

You'd know someone would be a bad leader, but will still go ahead and bring him in to pepper someone else, like wtf?

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