₦airaland Forum

Behold, one of the newest saints in APSee, old [/s]stealings[s] things are passed away.

He is supposed to be my priest. But what is bad, is bad.

Fr, is there anywhere we could be of help by escorting you to 123 Calabar Road?

Sarrki, Madridguy, Ngene, Modath, Dropshot, et al; you would never see them on this thread. They are looking for a basket of tomato @N1500, to roll their drums!

But we were told all the girls were still virgins. So, I need an explanation from Lie Mohammed!

Lukmann1:
They should just put them in jailed especially that policeman that was offered them the guns they are used.

RIP, english language! Na wa o. Must you comment?

A very dumb statement from a dumbie! If Buhari is the wisest, why not relocate to naija; make u con see ufia for ya life. Anuofia!

Monogamy:
Oh boy.

See someone papa and mama dey roll for floor.

you have succeeded in not making any sense.

ijebuloaded:
So na this change tenure dem start not to dey pay dem??

Smhhh.... yu go jz ccme here nd jam_talk as yu lyk sha!

uncle, do the mathematics, how many months has those old guys been owed? How many years has Okorocha, been in govt? Break it into months; thank me later!

Why is it that girls with first class, are never pwetty?

Fine girl wey no get sense, na her private part, dey suffer!

Liverpool fc, Real Madrid, Swansea(home)

[color=#000099][/color]Kabiyesi, if I have squandered all the goodwill I had, you would not have contacted me on behalf of All Progressive Party, APC, to receive them in 2014 and you would not have been personally present when I received them as I demanded.


This is it! House built on deception; would surely collapse!

Ten12:
That is Real job creation by dis administration

you guys are trully bereft of anything, innovative. It's just news, you are here praising the administration. Can you equate a 'paper 200k jobs', to a reality 'millions of jobs', that has been lost since the dullard, came on-board?

your mu.mu can even get the devil confused.

carzola:
so you didn't watch the video before posting it? And your busy recommending this for frontpage right? Go and buy mantle from Tb Joshua's church use it and clean your head 7 times your sense would return to you.

this boy, you would not kill me with laugh!.

andersonbaba:
ahhaaaahaaa...Haba!!! am not celebrating a big party. I bought the basket cos I already budget 2k for tomatoes. now I can save some in my freezer

be happy na. End of reccession!

Yea, @ Op; we were told to pretend as if all is well so that you guys could just feel happier. So hurrraaay!; Buhari is working!
Hope you are happy.





You know well! Shebi na chew wey you go chewam?

Justiyke4u:
Nothing wey person no go see

There is nothing new here. If you must have been taught about international date line (IDL), you'll understand better.

Today today wey she start for UN, she don become the most powerful woman, na na na.

Na who she epp?

The heart of man.....

ConcNiggress56:
The drunk policeman is from uyo. Now this one is from calabar..


Uyo, calabar and bad news in 2017 are like

Yoa are MArD but there's no one to tell you this. Calabarians are not known to be violent. 'Udeme', is a typical Akwa Ibom, name; while Asuquo is for both states.Omo alé.

Africa, my Africa. Wallahi, this continent is just 1.5km from hell!


meanwhile, FTC

Toketimt:

Nope u got it upside-down. Fayose bowed to Adeboye in Fayoses domain.

Yea, you are right. I actually wanted you to spot the fact that Wike and Fayose, would leave office after 8 years while the other two, has no expiration date. So, who's da boss?

Jokerman:
You guys are making noise now because there is a moslem president...

God will catch you guys soon when Nigeria elects a Christian president....

Don't worry, continue doing mischief...

your mu.mu has no part 2. When the dullard-in-chief, was making derogatory statement up and dan, did he put anytin into consideration? May ayelala faya that mouth for you.

This must be either Kenya, Zimbabwe or Uganda.; the wonderland.

@Op, your list is incomplete; how about the English lecturer at Finance ministry?, the goatie guy at Labour/employment ministry?, the black man imcharge of darkness?

Pls, op go and do your homework, again. Thank me later.

Just like you used your misguided tongue to distabilise Nigeria. May God help this stone aged, old man.

madridguy:
SMH for all these men of Satan. My President will live long in good health Insha Allah.

Wa heena Jundana Lahumuli galibuna.

Who cares if he dies? Osinbajo, please prepare ya acceptance speech.

[/s]Good news[s], story for the gods on this Jauary 1st

Kelechi2020:
Smiles...... When we are in a country that celebrates the recovery of hilux vans and construction of street lights..

. A government that never fails to Embarrass its flock of learned citizens....

Who the heck is in charge of verifying what this man spills to the public..... He needs serious deliverance...

Another dull brain called Femi Adesina.