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Here are six easy and outstanding points you must follow holistically if you want to stop being Hot and thinking about masturbation. If you’re Hot, you have s*x. If you have no partner, you masturbate. Here’s six quick H@cks to stop being Hot when these aren’t an option in the moment. Feeling Hot is a natural body response we all know so well. All people experience it—even those people who claim they are a$exual like Sheldon Cooper. We feel these s*xual urges because of our biological impulse to proliferate our species. And the far simpler reason, s*x is so damn good. However, s*x and masturbation are not always a viable or appropriate solution whenever your s*xual urges catch you off guard. So what can you do to stop being Hot? The downside of being Hot all the time Being Hot and turned on is good if you’re about to get laid. Other than that it merely serves as a distraction and forces you to become $exually frustrated. People need to fight off s*xual urges at times when it starts intruding in your life by: *Putting you off your concentration at work or school. *Stress – you can’t feel relaxed when you don’t have s*x or masturbate. *Relationship problems – constantly demanding s*x from your partner puts a strain on your relationship. *Being preoccupied with releasing your $exual tension. *Becoming addicted to P0rn or masturbating. Quick H@cks to calm your urges There are things we can do when we need to stop being Hot and can’t use s*x or masturbation. These six quick H@cks help calm it all down. 1. Take a shower. The old wives’ tale goes: when in heat, take a dip. However, the effect of a cold shower against horniness varies for each individual. Some say it helps calm them down. Some say it’s “meh,” and a few believe that it’s actually counter-productive as standing wet, n*ked, and caressing yourself all over invites more of those urges in. Still, it’s worth a try. Efficacy rating: 50% 2.Exercise. Someone leaning towards Freudian psychology or even New Age philosophy would tell you that getting strong $exual urges is the effect of pent up s*xual energy that needs release. And of course, the perfect way to release it is by way of a strenuous physical activity none other than $exual intercourse. But instead of intercourse, divert that energy by doing other forms of exercise. So the next time you feel Hot, jump into your tracksuit and do twenty laps, hit the gym, or pour it all out on the punching bag. This helps you release that tension and distract your brain from your other urges. And you’ll be too tired after anyway. Efficacy rating: 80% 3. Change your diet. Just how aphrodisiacs supposedly increase your libido, certain foodstuffs do the opposite when you consume them. However, take note that these don’t work like medication that takes effect an hour later. You might need to gradually incorporate these into your diet if you feel you’re over$exed. *Carbonated drinks – drinks with more sugar than water in its formula make you dehydrated and feeling less pleasant than normal. So if you feel Hot, chug a little bit of the drink that Men’s Health keeps warning you of. *Canned foods – high levels of sodium and potassium to keep these canned foods somewhat fresh not only guarantees to make you lose your $ex drive, it also makes a man’s spunk taste horrible. *Soy and cheese – soybean products are a major source of phytoestrogen while cheese gives off a large amount of xenoestrogen. What do they do? They screw up your hormonal balance which manages your libido. So if you want to stop being Hot, become a vegetarian. *Fats and oils – good old grease may taste good, but it also floods the body with a lot of free radicals screwing up the body’s hormonal balance. Feeling Hot? Treat yourself to a good double bacon cheeseburger. *Alcohol and coffee – combine both in some sort of a speedball and you instantly get limp. Alcohol is often thought to be a form of aphrodisiac, but it actually does otherwise. It screws up your mental state and s*x drive. Efficacy rating: 89% but use at your own risk. 4. Kill the mood with anything counter - erotic. People, sometimes you get Hot because kinky thoughts run through your mind. Just like bad $ex, you can put your urges at bay by doing stuff that usually kill the mood for you when you’re about to go at it. *Watch, read, or listen to comedy – laughter is good except in the bedroom. Watching your favorite sitcom realigns your focus away from $ex. *Or you can choose something more depressing – we’ve been depressed at some point in our life. And one thing for sure is s*x is the last thing you’ll be worried about when you’re feeling blue. Watch a good drama or just be reminded of your bad breakup. The brain parts that function when you’re depressed shuts off the other parts making you Hot. *Even scary stuff – a quick jump scare scene definitely deflates your boner. Try it. Efficacy rating: 70-80% 5. Physical Pain. I’m not saying you should hurt yourself, but we’re just letting you know experiencing physical pain would definitely whisk that horniness away. Unless you are a masochist, that is. It may feel silly just imagining it but if you don’t mind giving yourself a pinch or a slap *and if you’re desperate enough* give it a try. Efficacy rating: 40% 6. Meditation. Feeling Hot is a state of mind as much as it is a bodily function. And as Buddhism teaches, one can control desires and urges by practicing mental discipline through meditation. You don’t need to practice Buddhism altogether. The basic requirement for meditation is simply a quiet and peaceful space where you empty your mind and let go of your desires. Efficacy rating: 75% Being Hot is a good thing, but it should learn to know its place. Holding off on s*x or masturbation may not always work, so follow these outlets to turn s*xual tension into positive energy.
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One of the men convicted in the widely reported case of the ritual murder of an 11- year-old boy in 1996 in Owerri, Imo State, has reportedly been hanged. Chief Vincent Duru, one of the men convicted in the celebrated case of the ritual murder of an 11-year-old boy, Ikechukwu Okoronkwo, on September 19, 1996 in Owerri, Imo State, has reportedly been hanged. His sentence said to have been carried out on Sunday, November 13, 2016, is coming 13 years after his 2003 conviction. To refresh memories on the case, which became popularly known as the ‘Otokoto murder’ at the time, here are 20 things to know: 1. The victim, Okoronkwo, a groundnut seller, was lured into a highbrow hotel called Otokoko in Owerri and beheaded. 2. Okoronko was reportedly given a bottle of Coca-Cola that had been spiked with drug before he was killed. 3. The hotel was owned by Chief Vincent Duru, who became known as Chief Otokoto during the lengthy trial that followed his arrest. 4. Apart from being beheaded, the culprits reportedly removed different other organs from his body including his genitals before burying the corpse in a shallow grave. 5. The crime was discovered when 32-year-old Innocent Ekeanyanwu, who beheaded the boy left the hotel to deliver the head in a polythene bag to a client. An okada rider, who gave him a ride discovered the fresh human head and alerted the police later. Ekeanyanwu was intercepted by the police on his way back. 6. When the news of the boys’ murder broke, for many days, angry residents of Owerri trooped to the streets in what became known as the Otokoto Riots. Houses, hotels, supermarkets, and vehicles suspected to belong to the suspects and those suspected to belong to fraudsters or people of shady characters were burnt. 7. Ekeanyanwu was to deliver the boy’s head to an influential figure, Chief Leonard Unaogu at Eziama in Ikeduru Local Council Area of the state but Unaogu had reportedly travelled. He was said to have had no choice but to take the boy’s head to Owerri. 8. A popular photograph showing Ekeanyanwu holding the victim’s head was later released to the media, sparking the anger of Owerri residents. 9. In the ensuing riots, the residents burnt down Duru’s Otokoto Hotel and houses. They also destroyed the cars and a petrol station belonging to Eze Onu Egwu Nwoke. The homes of some government officials were not spared. 10. Just three days after his arrest, Ekeanyanwu was found dead in police custody. He was suspected to have been poisoned but the police released a statement to deny any foul play. 11. Three police officers were sentenced to death by hanging by an Owerri High Court in 2002 for their roles in the death of Ekeanyanwu, who was supposed to be the principal witness in the case. 12. Before his death, Ekeanyanwu had confessed that Unaogu was the brains behind the ritual killing syndicate he worked for. 13. Policemen who later searched the premises of Otokoto Hotel reportedly exhumed some bodies of people suspected to be victims of the syndicate. 14. When Unaogu was arrested, he denied knowing Ekeanyanwu, who was a gardener at the Otokoto Hotel during the time of the crime. Duru was also arrested and both he and Unaogu denied knowing each other during their trial, a claim rejected by the judge. Five others were arrested in connection with the case. 15. Trial of the suspects started on December 9, 1996. 16. Nwosu-Iheme sentenced all the seven suspects including Unaogu and Duru to death. 17. Unaogu would later die at the Port Harcourt Prisons in mysterious circumstances. 18. Duru, a native of Umudim Community in Ikeduru Local Government Area, of Imo State, appealed his conviction but the sentence was upheld by the Appeal Court. 19. During the Otokoto trial, Duru’s son, Obicheozor , was arrested in connection with a kidnapping case allegedly carried out by a gang he belonged to, Black Scorpions. In 1997, Obicheozor was executed by firing squad along with six others. 20. One of the convicted, Ebenezer Egwueke, would later appeal his conviction too and eventually found to be innocent. He was freed after 16 years in prison. By the time he was out in 2013, he was 62 years old. Credits: The Punch
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A lot of us only care about our body and how we look, but what about our hands? How about keeping your hands feminine and fantastic? While a lot of ladies already have the young and feminine hands, some others have to work for it. Below are 5 simple ways to keep your hands looking young and feminine. Use Essential Oils Essential oils are a very effective, completely natural way to ensure that your hands remain soft and sensual. Using an essential oil exfoliating scrub is a sure-fire way to ensure that your hands remain healthy. Use a Hand Balm A daily hand balm treatment will help to keep your hands young and fresh. Hand balms are better than the moisturizers you can pick up at the grocery store because they contain only natural ingredients, as opposed to the petrochemicals that are in moisturizers. Cocoa butter Shea butter Vitamin E Lavender Almond Oil Manicure Keeping your nails in check will prevent you from chipping or splitting them when you’re working out. It will also keep them looking beautiful. You should give yourself a manicure of both your feet and your toes once per week. You can also use a nail hardener to prevent your nails from breaking. Once a month, treat yourself to a professional manicure. Exercise Your Hands Your hands contain muscles like any other part of your body. Therefore, they need exercise, too. You can perform quick hand exercises several times throughout the day to keep your hands young and vibrant. One simple exercise is to tightly clench your fists together and then throw them open as wide as you can. You can also press your palms together forcefully and then pull them apart. Finally, perform wrist circles, going in a clockwise position for 10 revolutions and then changing direction.
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Any woman who loves you to the point of doing the things in this article deserves your loyalty forever. It's in our nature as humans to make mistakes. However, some mistakes are costlier than others, and there couldn’t be worse mistakes than letting go of certain special people. For men, there is often a need, a burning desire for a woman with whom you can build an empire, with whom you can grow together for life. Well, here are qualities of such woman, and if you find one that exhibits these and you still let her go, that just might be the most ill-advised move ever made since the beginning of time. One who’s got your back In the Starz series, “Power”, Tasha has Ghost’s back so much that despite his affair with Angela Valdez she still covered for him while he and Tommy went to murder Lobos. Apologies if you aren’t conversant with the image painted in the paragraph above, but the point here is to create an idea in your mind of how deep loyalty lies with women. If you have a woman who’s got your back at all times, who’s got you covered come rain or shine, please you have to hold on to her. You can’t afford to let her go. It’s one loss you just might never recover from. [I mean, it’s hard to imagine Tasha snitching on Ghost the way Angela Valdez eventually did, right?] One who can be a freak for you One quote that never ceases to interest is 'be a lady in the streets and a freak in the sheets.' Do not pretend like you do not know the import of sex and sexual activities in romantic relationships, especially for men. So, when, as a man, you find a woman who functions beautifully as a financial adviser, a partner, comforter extraordinaire, and at the same time, a tigress between the sheets, my man, you’ve struck gold. When you find yourself a woman to whom you not only comfortably bare your soul in deep conversation, but with whom you also [ahem] get intimate with ‘deeply,’ better not let her go. There, in your hands is a jewel you might never ever get a better replacement for. She understands you Have you ever seen partners who seemed to understand each other to the point where words are no longer needed to communicate? Not even gestures, just an understanding. It’s just there. When you find yourself a woman who knows what you want each time, when to leave you alone, when to stick by you even when you ask to be alone, there’s every likelihood that you’ve found yourself a keeper. This portends that you both must have been together for a certain amount of time, of course, which is even more reason why you should not throw away what you have. Ask yourself, how long will it take to form that kind of bond with someone else? Can anyone even understand you like that ever? She lives for you Are you with a woman who puts you at the top of every list she has in her life? Do you have a babe who thinks of you and considers you in every action she wants to take and every decision she wants to make? Have you met that woman who doesn't cheat, doesn't make you feel less of a man, and doesn't ever make you question your place in her life? Do you have on your hands a woman who loves you so much that her life seems to be built all around you? There is a woman who lives for you, and is ready to do a lot of things for you. There, mister, is a woman you would be crazy to let go. You'd be lucky to have a woman who has all these things. And for those who already do have such woman, you smile as you read these words because the hints are all there. You've found yourself a keeper, and you should hold on to them. Forever.
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cucumber is selling now seriously...dont't know why. But this one took me back to a popular scandal lol. This Viral Cucumber Has Got Everybody Talking Seriously On Social Media, What's Your take?
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1. Basketmouth and AY Comedian Not only re they not on good terms, Basket and AY never see eye to eye. Basketmouth famously didn’t attened the last AY Live concert in Lagos. When he was asked why he didn’t go he said “i dont go where i am not invited”. Apt!
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2. Helen Paul and Gordons There war happened at AY Live in Port Harcourt in 2015 . The headliners of the show comedians Helen Paul and Gordons abused the heck out of each other on stage at the event. Helen Paul started by taking a swipe at her colleagues, I Go Dye, Gordons,Basketmouth and Ali Baba. Then Gordons came on stage and abused Helen. Helen came back on stage and blasted Gordons once more. The two have not been spotted together since that time
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3. Bovi and AY Comedian Comedian Bovi believes comedian AY stole his joke from 2008. In Bovi’s version told 8 years ago, Bovi narrated that, a security man had to headbutt his boss’s daughter because the boss had earlier told him to use his head to prevent the daughter from going out … In AY’s version, he tells his security man to use his head in a bid to top his girlfriend from visiting him during his date with another.When the security man asks how to prevent her from gaining entry, AY says “Use your head”When the girl comes,the security man headbutts her . Bovi’s fans agreed the skit was a rip off of Bovi’s intellectual property.And others argue that , though comedians borrow jokes,using it as a skit is another thing entirely.
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4. Lolo1 and Princess Comedian and OAP Lolo1 called out her fellow female comedian Princess for her attitude and behavior on stage. According to Lolo1, Princess is downright rude and absolutely ridiculous especially on stage. Lolo wrote in her Instagram rant (before deleting): What she wrote below “Good morning guys! I have some things I’ve always wanted to get off my mind. I totally respect and have absolute faith in the growth of the “Stand Up” comedy industry in Nigeria. But I think Females in this industry have a whole lot of work to do. We’re strong, we are beautiful and we are talented but unfortunately some have allowed “pettiness” “rudeness ” and downright classlessness, override whatever form of talent they have. I’m usually not one to call people out, (especially my colleagues) but at this point, someone needs to talk to PRINCESS the ‘comedian’. Madam, what you do on stage is no longer comedy. You’re still acting after the audience have gone. Your attitude, downright rudeness and absolute ridiculousness on stage is an embarrassment to female comedians.” As a so called veteran, you of all people should know that when the joke is no longer funny, it’s time to exit the stage. if you know her, please tell her. Madam, abeg clear road. It’s either you work on your craft and fix whatever psychological and emotional issues you have, or leave the stage. Either way, stop embarrassing us”
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5. Helen Paul and Alibaba
Helen Paul recently took a jab at Ali Baba, Gordons and
Basketmouth at the AY live show in Port Harcourt where
she said that Ali was getting old and had no more jokes to
crack.
But, it seems like Ali Baba has replied her with a post on
Instagram this morning.
See what he wrote below:
”In life, there are many reasons some people will hate
you. There are many reasons some will run you down.
Some will say all sorts to make themselves feel
important. Or get out of a tight corner. Some do it just to
be happy. The people that you should beware of are
those who say things and in spite of how wrong what
they said are, still try to tell you they did not mean it. Or
didn’t mean what they said “that way”. There are those
who make you feel comfortable and just when you are
settling into the besto zone, stab you in the back. I have
heard all sorts in my short life time. One time, an event
planner wanted me to be Mc of an event and wanted to
get a female co-mc, so I suggested 2 names.
One of the ladies I suggested, told the lady she should get
another Mc that she could work with. Why? The event
pLanner asked. Ali is old, get a younger Mc. As fate would
have it I still worked with her. During the event, as I
wrote notes for her, to introduce several segments of the
show and how to bring on different dignitaries, the event
planner will come backstage and smile. She came in
backstage once, while my co-mc was on stage, using an
intro I gave her and said, “Ali you are rare. Someone just
commented on how awesome the introduction
********* (co-mc’s name) gave the last speaker was. I
nearly told him you wrote it. Especially after what she
said when I was trying to book her.” Not necessary, I
replied. When people write you off, get right in.
Some two years ago, someone said Ali Baba’s time has
passed, I did a straight 6 hours of stand up comedy. All of
my original stuff. Many of the comedians who were at
the show, have since boosted their jokes arsenal with
some of the materials used in that epic performance.
And since that 6 hours, many comedians have received
free jokes as often as we meet.
My producer @officialbunmidavies told me jokingly that
if the 6hr video is made public, many people will see the
source of some great jokes.
But as Zakilooooo will say Judas no stop Jesus. It’s
allowed. People who don’t see you in economy class are
unaware you are lounging in First class… Even when you
are on the same flight. (thanks @mi_abaga) Who the cap
fits…
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What started the bad blood between Basketmouth and
his colleague AY comedian is not known but it is an open
secret that the two are not on good terms. Drum Roll,
Leggoo…
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Him him him him him big man laugh |
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Maryjane Chinwendu Izuka, a 27yrs old lady from Imo State, died after allegedly drinking a concoction her pastor, Prophet Ola Bakare of Jesus the Solution Ministry, Shibiri Ajangbadi, Lagos State, gave her when she complained of having stomach pains on Saturday 12th November, 2016. The elder brother to the deceased, Chinoso Izuka narrated the sad event saying that his sister began to vomit after taking the concoction. He said [b]“My immediate younger sister stays at Ajangbadi area, so my other younger sister who stays with me at Orile decided to go and pay her a visit at her place. On getting there my immediate younger sister told her that she wanted to go to Night vigil. They went to the Night vigil and after the Night vigil they went to the pastor for consultation where she (my immediate younger sister) complained to the pastor that she was having stomach upset. The pastor prayed for her and gave her a concoction to drink, that when she drinks it the stomach upset will go. After she finished drinking it, she started vomiting in the presence of that pastor and my other sister. At first, they were thinking it was a reaction. So that my other sister took her home thinking that she will get better, I was surprised at about 9 o’clock, I was called that she was losing strength and couldn’t talk, so my little sister carried her on the back to rush her to the nearest hospital, before they could get to the hospital she gave up. What am telling you as we speak happened in the late hours of Saturday, November 12 – Sunday, November 13th morning”[/b] The sister, Chikwado Izuka who was with her throughout the incident said: “The pastor gave her something to drink and she started vomiting and I took her home but later rushed her to the hospital but before we got there she died.” When asked if they heard from the pastor since the incident, she said he came to the hospital but disappeared later when she went to report him at the Police station in Ajangbadi. As at now, the pastor is still at large while the corpse of the lady has been deposited at the Lagos State University Teaching hospital(LASUTH). Source: LIB
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