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Romance › Re: I Saw Sperm-like Fluid Outside Her Va*gina. by vchykp(m): 9:54am On Apr 21, 2016
[size=15pt]Now I can see only wayward guys commenting, God save this one's for they've studied pu**y than bible.[/size]

Its normal tho, it comes in different ways, some whitish, some like urine and some like sperm(fluid), when next you see that I'll advice you to stick your tongue to the red clit, leak and suck it all, and watch how-much she'll cherish you for the rest of her life

Thank me later..!
Romance › Re: Out Of Sight, Out Of His Mind! by vchykp(m): 9:28am On Apr 21, 2016
[size=15pt]On point dear, buh the title of the post does not rhyme with the post.[/size]
Romance › Re: Checkout This Lady's Advice To Ladies About Cheating Men (Screenshot) by vchykp(m): 9:20am On Apr 21, 2016
Annie was just a fortunate woman, let's be sincere, that's a bad advice, when a man cheats, and doesn't show any remorse, please he does not love you, 4get Annie and 2baba, you are not them, they are living their own life.[font=Lucida Sans Unicode][/font]
Romance › Re: Nairaland Guys And Their Funny Ways Of Asking For A Lady's Number 2ru PM. by vchykp(m): 9:11am On Apr 21, 2016
[size=20pt][/size]Funny enough I have not tried any of this before
Romance › Re: Turn-off Point In Both Guys And Ladies..! by vchykp(op): 8:50am On Apr 21, 2016
KashyBaby:
I'm a perfectionist... a little mistake of a man can greatly discourage me immediately...


- he talk nonsense, off topic when he reply..

- he doesn't cut his nails & he always wear same shirt all d time..

-acting up like a kid..

-his mood swing..

-indecisive..

-a brokeass but pretend to be somebody.

-halitosis & smelly underarm..yuck!

And goes on and on...
I no knw say babes too dey get choice ooo #lmao
Crime › Re: Artisans Clone Ambode’s Phone Number by vchykp(m): 8:22am On Apr 21, 2016
Intelligent nigerians that have the brain to clone someone's number, instead of using it positively you jilted the talent.
Romance › Turn-off Point In Both Guys And Ladies..! by vchykp(op): 8:04am On Apr 21, 2016
Let's shear our view about this topic, both guys and ladies, To the guys first "what turns you off in a lady" and to the ladies "what is that thing that totally turns you off in a guy"?

I'll start 1st.. I'm a guy, and what turns me off is..

1) DIRTINESS: those girls that leave armpit hair which sometimes make their cloth turn brown in the armpit, long dirty nails and oozing pu**y, mehn that's a total turn off for me

2) FAT: I aint a fan of fat babes, lock us both in a room for 2months and you'll come back and meet her the way you left her, that big tommy no dey sweet me at all, I fit manage suck her nipps sha #lol#

3) DEMANDING: this is the one I can't manage, I hate girls that demand a lot, they are those babe you meet in the morning, she accepts your proposal in the afternoon and ask for recharge card in the evening, this set of babes will always claim they love you as long as recharge card and money for hair keeps coming in, Never expect them to give you pu**y except you are ready to break up.

4) NOT SOCIAL: that particular babe who will always hide at you back when you tell her to come and say hi to your friends, which makes me wonder if my friends are vampire, when you hang out with her and friends, she'll prefer using a different table or won't go out with you at all... #SMH 4 village girls

5) FORMING: those babes that form a lot, this are the ones I will never talk to, talk more of asking them out, I love real people, be yourself and act your wage.

This 5 things turns me off in a lady, which will never make me wanna get down with her, add yours..
Crime › Re: Thief Beaten & Burnt To Death In Abuja This Morning by vchykp(m): 11:45pm On Apr 20, 2016
LadyJul:
This is inhuman... Gosh... . I feel sad for this young man. They would have handed him to the police instead of burning him alife.. . I hope his soul will rest in peace...
Someone stole my laptop in abuja, I was fortunate to get him and report to the police in abuja @ Kado/livecamp, the officers said. I will drop the laptop for evidence, which I agreed, on coming the next day they've bailed the guy and said I must bail my lappy with 8k, after much incantation, I paid 5k and vowed that I will never take thiefs to station again.. #teamJUNGLEjustice#
Romance › Re: When She's Older Than You by vchykp(m): 11:34pm On Apr 20, 2016
If she's older then I'll prefer been single cos I'm someone that loves been sincere in relationship, if she is older, I'm sure I'll cheat, so it better to avoid it all by advising her to go look for her fellow Methusela..!





Did I just say my mind..?
Fashion › Re: Amgbaobi Jahdi And Okonkwo Jecinta Emerge Winners Of 2016 Mr And Miss Imo State by vchykp(m): 10:25am On Apr 20, 2016
MrEmkaul:
Let's call a spade a spade!!

UNA TWO NO FINE! angry
I think say nah only me notice am
Celebrities › Re: Beverly Naya Shows Rib Tattoo In Red Bikini by vchykp(m): 10:52am On Apr 19, 2016
So watin dis one teach us? #mmptchew
Crime › Re: Fulani Herdsmen Kidnap Ogbobe Stephen, Enugu Auditor, Demand N5m Ransom by vchykp(m): 10:49am On Apr 19, 2016
Fulani Herdsmen..!
Fulani Herdsmen..!!
Fulani Herdsmen..!!!



That's what we hear everywhere, I'm now convinced they are BokoHaram.. I'm sure in the nearest future they will turn terror, which will put the lives of many in risk..! #thisNAHjustSEASONone#
Politics › Re: Soldiers Arrest 92 Herdsmen In Abuja by vchykp(m): 9:38am On Apr 19, 2016
Fulani herdsmen are BokoHarams..
Politics › Re: Soldiers Arrest 92 Herdsmen In Abuja by vchykp(m): 9:27am On Apr 19, 2016
The work has just began, I trust nig army, they will so deal with them, on-like the police who will grant them bail with 1000naira @ the site of the cow owner..!





But wait a min.. Did they arrest the cow too?.. Abi wher them keep the cow?
Crime › Re: Man Murdered By Assassins In Abakiliki, Ebonyi State. Photos by vchykp(m): 11:32pm On Apr 18, 2016
We all need to look well, he is a full blooded NeoBlack member, no need to explain futher, nah Men be dis, mayb him go run dirty shit..

R.I.P SM #skyFACE
Family › Re: Video: Of The Kids Kissing In A Lagos Church Compound by vchykp(m): 10:58pm On Apr 18, 2016
Demon has finally taken over this ones, God save us from KARISHIKA..!
Crime › Re: Customs Officers Attacked By Smugglers In Ogun State by vchykp(m): 10:13pm On Apr 18, 2016
It will stop when government start allowing importation of goods they can't produce in nigeria, I still wonder why gov don't allow importation of some good, for sugar, its understandable that OBJ bound sugar so he could get commission from dangote who can't even produce cubed sugar like St Louis, what of things like tire for cars and heavy duty vehicles, what of cosmetics, what of foreign dettol soap which tends to be cheaper than the nigeria own, what of fancy sweets for children, what of quality jewelry, rice, cars etc?.. If its not for smugglers you won't see this things in nigeria, funny enough, bounding this goods has not helped nigeria in any way, because after the whole smuggling stress, they add extra money to it, which will make us spend more on thing we would have gotten cheaper if allowed freely into the country
Crime › Re: Customs Officers Attacked By Smugglers In Ogun State by vchykp(m): 10:11pm On Apr 18, 2016
modelmike7:
Lord have mercy. When will all these stop ?
It will stop when government start allowing importation of goods they can't produce in nigeria, I still wonder why gov don't allow importation of some good, for sugar, its understandable that OBJ bound sugar so he could get commission from dangote who can't even produce cubed sugar like St Louis, what of things like tire for cars and heavy duty vehicles, what of cosmetics, what of foreign dettol soap which tends to be cheaper than the nigeria own, what of fancy sweets for children, what of quality jewelry, rice, cars etc?.. If its not for smugglers you won't see this things in nigeria, funny enough, bounding this goods has not helped nigeria in any way, because after the whole smuggling stress, they add extra money to it, which will make us spend more on thing we would have gotten cheaper if allowed freely into the country
Family › Re: 6 Ways Parents Complicate The Matrimonial Future Of Their Children. by vchykp(m): 9:45pm On Apr 18, 2016
Waoo, nyc one, you just made nyc point, buh that's not all tho, lemme just add this

6) Average african parent will always remind you that you are short and dark, so you must bring a tall and fair lady home, or remind the girl that she is short, please don't think of marrying that short guy I saw you with as though they created themselves.. #Smh4 9ja Parent#
Romance › Re: 6 Signs A Lady Want To Sleep With You When She Comes Visiting by vchykp(m): 9:26pm On Apr 18, 2016
DeeTus:
Brother, it depends. Life is not all about fvck. Some cool babes may want to stay with you alone, just to be happy and laugh at every joke you make.
The best way to make a girl love and respect you is to show her that you have self-control and make her go extra mile to get you.
Well we all have our individual perception to sensitive issue like this, but the point I'm trying to bring in is that any girl that can stay behind closed door with you knows that anything can happen, women expect sex in most cases while visiting, that's why they take time to wear the best bra and pant knowing that sex will come along the line, its only exceptional cases like she's on menses or a virgin, if not, their is 85% assurance that sex will happen, personally I avoid sex by not allowing myself and any woman stay behind closed door, because if we eventually stay together, sex must happen.. Personally I can't remember staying indoor with a woman without Bleep.. because I know the exact point to get her wanting for more ##
Sports › Re: Obafemi Martins Shows Off His Mercedes Sports Car by vchykp(m): 11:25am On Apr 18, 2016
bammy777:
. Goat. Admit your mistake.
Cow.. Go and report me to the fulani herdsmen nah
Romance › Re: 6 Signs A Lady Want To Sleep With You When She Comes Visiting by vchykp(m): 11:18am On Apr 18, 2016
The final point the poster never thought of is that "No woman will come to your house where you both will stay alone together and won't expect you to F**k her".. #shekenah#
Christianity Etc › Re: Stop Boko Haram: Tawiah To TB Joshua by vchykp(m): 8:43am On Apr 18, 2016
tammie24:
Thanks o jare
Na auto correct
Lolx
Politics › Re: Movement Of Cattle And Herdsmen Banned In Bauchi & Plateau After 7pm by vchykp(m): 8:37am On Apr 18, 2016
This is not a solution, this herdsmen should be restricted some areas, 7pm or no 7pm, they will still kill peoples crop's with their cow and when the owner tries complaining, they kill the person, so time is not the issue, its restricting them from some area's.
Christianity Etc › Re: Stop Boko Haram: Tawiah To TB Joshua by vchykp(m): 8:29am On Apr 18, 2016
tammie24:
Nawao
Is TV Joshua a magician?
Bros its TB and not TV
Christianity Etc › Re: Stop Boko Haram: Tawiah To TB Joshua by vchykp(m): 8:28am On Apr 18, 2016
Prophet TB Joshua is an anointed man of God and not a magician Or military, as a man of God, he operates from his office(alter) he says what he sees from his pulpit, and the only way to stop what he has seen is through prayer, anything a prophet could see has gotten a solution, prayer is weapon of war, greater than any bomb or gun, prayer is the solution like he said "pray for this two nations, nigeria and ghana" so its left for the prayerful ones to save themselves and stop lamenting.
Crime › True Life Story: A Man In Lagos Who Raped His 19years Old Worker. by vchykp(op): 2:49am On Apr 18, 2016
I was eating when she walked up to me with her basket of drugs(herbal mixture) and some menthol sweet in it, the fact was that I gave her attention because she was so beautiful and exceptional, her name is Onyinye(not real name) from Ebonyi state, so we became friends at the point after buying sweet of 50naira, when she came a week later, I felt I should know her more since we are friends.


Her story was so touching, this is a girl of 19year, she finished her. Secondary school at osun state 2014. she stays with her parents in osun state, she happpens to be the last. Born in a family of 5, after finishing her secodary school, she had no work and Stays idle at home, along the line searching for emloyment a family friend promised to call his brother in lagos so he could help her with work.

This was how she found herself in lagos working with this man that has lots of workers that sell's for him in lagos and ibadan, this man is married with 2kids, he stays at BADAGRY with family where he goes for weekend but has another house at ALAKUKO lagos, this wicked boss broke her viginity and sex slaved her, she lived in this mess for a long time because of the threat the man gives her, he siezed her phone and made life a living hell for her, her parents where ignorant of what their daughter was going through, according to her she said the man force her every night to sleep with her except she is on her period, as at when she was saying this her boss was having injury from trying to force her a day before.

Immidiately she got to this point she started crying I had to console her and promised to put an end to the rubbish, I collected her mums number and elder brother number, who helped in calling the man, begging him to allow her go back to osun, which he refused saying he wants to train her carefully, I. Thank God I could convince the brother who never knew the main reason that prompted her wanting to go.

Now my point is this, this same man recruited 2more girls of 18yrs who ran away from their wards house, changed their names and is now working on changig their looks promising them that he will take care of them that they shouldent think of going back to their ward.

What can we do to save this girls, this man is uselessing their lifes, because I stronngly believe that this man has diabolic power that is holding this girls back from going, its obvious he has gotten two more sex slaves, please how do we save the recent sex slaves and the life of nigeria girls who will stil fall prey to this man..?
Romance › Re: When She Says "Its Over" by vchykp(m): 1:35am On Apr 18, 2016
jaxxy:
That's where I think d hypocrisy lies. When wen say ladies cant bt men can. Who r d men screwing? Ghosts? Lol... I agree with toks2008 on d moral lesson up until d point where he validates just men.
Oh, how I wish ronald could stop thinking like a fulani president, ladies that has had lots of sex canneva be same with ones who has had few, u'll get to know wen u start having Bleep tho,buh my main point is dat during the course of relationship, she may have done 2abortion for emeka, 1 for ronald and anoda for toks, so what is left. For the husband to enjoy?.. #leftOVER?
Science/Technology › Re: Mini Bus Made By UNIZIK Engineers, Looking Better Than Ever by vchykp(m): 1:19am On Apr 18, 2016
Waoo.. PMB would luv dis,it can take him anywhere in the world.



#kudos my great nigeria student#
Romance › Re: When She Says "Its Over" by vchykp(m): 1:13am On Apr 18, 2016
amtaken:
I personally don't like lose people, whether they are males or females.

I don't have much respect for anyone who keeps changing lovers like Davido and Wizkid.


We are human beings and not dogs.
U said my mind
Romance › Re: When She Says "Its Over" by vchykp(m): 1:10am On Apr 18, 2016
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ronald4lif:
Mr. Toks never disappoints in brandishing his misogynistic views. Dude, a woman doesn't have to stay in a relationship that's not working just so she doesn't appear to have many exes. If it's not working, she move on. Likewise the guys.

You talked about women being 'ransacked' but never spare a thought for men who are also being ransacked. Why must your opinion be
laced with male chauvinism, female belittling and condescending to the women folk. You can do better mate. We already know you're a chauvinist but easy with flaunting it on our faces.
Bro stop talking lik a kid, the poster has great point and wonderful write-up,malefolks cannot be ransacked,they can only enjoy money which d guy can always make. Buh the poster meant having sex with her consecutively and uselessing the pride of her womanhood, no hard feelings tho, buh stop trying to favour the women, tell them the truth that will help them forever.

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