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[size=15pt]Now I can see only wayward guys commenting, God save this one's for they've studied pu**y than bible.[/size] Its normal tho, it comes in different ways, some whitish, some like urine and some like sperm(fluid), when next you see that I'll advice you to stick your tongue to the red clit, leak and suck it all, and watch how-much she'll cherish you for the rest of her life Thank me later..! |
[size=15pt]On point dear, buh the title of the post does not rhyme with the post.[/size] |
Annie was just a fortunate woman, let's be sincere, that's a bad advice, when a man cheats, and doesn't show any remorse, please he does not love you, 4get Annie and 2baba, you are not them, they are living their own life.[font=Lucida Sans Unicode][/font] |
[size=20pt][/size]Funny enough I have not tried any of this before |
KashyBaby:I no knw say babes too dey get choice ooo #lmao |
Intelligent nigerians that have the brain to clone someone's number, instead of using it positively you jilted the talent. |
Let's shear our view about this topic, both guys and ladies, To the guys first "what turns you off in a lady" and to the ladies "what is that thing that totally turns you off in a guy"? I'll start 1st.. I'm a guy, and what turns me off is.. 1) DIRTINESS: those girls that leave armpit hair which sometimes make their cloth turn brown in the armpit, long dirty nails and oozing pu**y, mehn that's a total turn off for me 2) FAT: I aint a fan of fat babes, lock us both in a room for 2months and you'll come back and meet her the way you left her, that big tommy no dey sweet me at all, I fit manage suck her nipps sha #lol# 3) DEMANDING: this is the one I can't manage, I hate girls that demand a lot, they are those babe you meet in the morning, she accepts your proposal in the afternoon and ask for recharge card in the evening, this set of babes will always claim they love you as long as recharge card and money for hair keeps coming in, Never expect them to give you pu**y except you are ready to break up. 4) NOT SOCIAL: that particular babe who will always hide at you back when you tell her to come and say hi to your friends, which makes me wonder if my friends are vampire, when you hang out with her and friends, she'll prefer using a different table or won't go out with you at all... #SMH 4 village girls 5) FORMING: those babes that form a lot, this are the ones I will never talk to, talk more of asking them out, I love real people, be yourself and act your wage. This 5 things turns me off in a lady, which will never make me wanna get down with her, add yours.. |
LadyJul:Someone stole my laptop in abuja, I was fortunate to get him and report to the police in abuja @ Kado/livecamp, the officers said. I will drop the laptop for evidence, which I agreed, on coming the next day they've bailed the guy and said I must bail my lappy with 8k, after much incantation, I paid 5k and vowed that I will never take thiefs to station again.. #teamJUNGLEjustice# |
If she's older then I'll prefer been single cos I'm someone that loves been sincere in relationship, if she is older, I'm sure I'll cheat, so it better to avoid it all by advising her to go look for her fellow Methusela..! Did I just say my mind..? |
MrEmkaul:I think say nah only me notice am |
So watin dis one teach us? #mmptchew |
Fulani Herdsmen..! Fulani Herdsmen..!! Fulani Herdsmen..!!! That's what we hear everywhere, I'm now convinced they are BokoHaram.. I'm sure in the nearest future they will turn terror, which will put the lives of many in risk..! #thisNAHjustSEASONone# |
Fulani herdsmen are BokoHarams.. |
The work has just began, I trust nig army, they will so deal with them, on-like the police who will grant them bail with 1000naira @ the site of the cow owner..! But wait a min.. Did they arrest the cow too?.. Abi wher them keep the cow? |
We all need to look well, he is a full blooded NeoBlack member, no need to explain futher, nah Men be dis, mayb him go run dirty shit.. R.I.P SM #skyFACE |
Demon has finally taken over this ones, God save us from KARISHIKA..! |
It will stop when government start allowing importation of goods they can't produce in nigeria, I still wonder why gov don't allow importation of some good, for sugar, its understandable that OBJ bound sugar so he could get commission from dangote who can't even produce cubed sugar like St Louis, what of things like tire for cars and heavy duty vehicles, what of cosmetics, what of foreign dettol soap which tends to be cheaper than the nigeria own, what of fancy sweets for children, what of quality jewelry, rice, cars etc?.. If its not for smugglers you won't see this things in nigeria, funny enough, bounding this goods has not helped nigeria in any way, because after the whole smuggling stress, they add extra money to it, which will make us spend more on thing we would have gotten cheaper if allowed freely into the country |
modelmike7:It will stop when government start allowing importation of goods they can't produce in nigeria, I still wonder why gov don't allow importation of some good, for sugar, its understandable that OBJ bound sugar so he could get commission from dangote who can't even produce cubed sugar like St Louis, what of things like tire for cars and heavy duty vehicles, what of cosmetics, what of foreign dettol soap which tends to be cheaper than the nigeria own, what of fancy sweets for children, what of quality jewelry, rice, cars etc?.. If its not for smugglers you won't see this things in nigeria, funny enough, bounding this goods has not helped nigeria in any way, because after the whole smuggling stress, they add extra money to it, which will make us spend more on thing we would have gotten cheaper if allowed freely into the country |
Waoo, nyc one, you just made nyc point, buh that's not all tho, lemme just add this 6) Average african parent will always remind you that you are short and dark, so you must bring a tall and fair lady home, or remind the girl that she is short, please don't think of marrying that short guy I saw you with as though they created themselves.. #Smh4 9ja Parent# |
DeeTus:Well we all have our individual perception to sensitive issue like this, but the point I'm trying to bring in is that any girl that can stay behind closed door with you knows that anything can happen, women expect sex in most cases while visiting, that's why they take time to wear the best bra and pant knowing that sex will come along the line, its only exceptional cases like she's on menses or a virgin, if not, their is 85% assurance that sex will happen, personally I avoid sex by not allowing myself and any woman stay behind closed door, because if we eventually stay together, sex must happen.. Personally I can't remember staying indoor with a woman without Bleep.. because I know the exact point to get her wanting for more ## |
bammy777:Cow.. Go and report me to the fulani herdsmen nah |
The final point the poster never thought of is that "No woman will come to your house where you both will stay alone together and won't expect you to F**k her".. #shekenah# |
tammie24:Lolx |
This is not a solution, this herdsmen should be restricted some areas, 7pm or no 7pm, they will still kill peoples crop's with their cow and when the owner tries complaining, they kill the person, so time is not the issue, its restricting them from some area's. |
tammie24:Bros its TB and not TV |
Prophet TB Joshua is an anointed man of God and not a magician Or military, as a man of God, he operates from his office(alter) he says what he sees from his pulpit, and the only way to stop what he has seen is through prayer, anything a prophet could see has gotten a solution, prayer is weapon of war, greater than any bomb or gun, prayer is the solution like he said "pray for this two nations, nigeria and ghana" so its left for the prayerful ones to save themselves and stop lamenting. |
I was eating when she walked up to me with her basket of drugs(herbal mixture) and some menthol sweet in it, the fact was that I gave her attention because she was so beautiful and exceptional, her name is Onyinye(not real name) from Ebonyi state, so we became friends at the point after buying sweet of 50naira, when she came a week later, I felt I should know her more since we are friends. Her story was so touching, this is a girl of 19year, she finished her. Secondary school at osun state 2014. she stays with her parents in osun state, she happpens to be the last. Born in a family of 5, after finishing her secodary school, she had no work and Stays idle at home, along the line searching for emloyment a family friend promised to call his brother in lagos so he could help her with work. This was how she found herself in lagos working with this man that has lots of workers that sell's for him in lagos and ibadan, this man is married with 2kids, he stays at BADAGRY with family where he goes for weekend but has another house at ALAKUKO lagos, this wicked boss broke her viginity and sex slaved her, she lived in this mess for a long time because of the threat the man gives her, he siezed her phone and made life a living hell for her, her parents where ignorant of what their daughter was going through, according to her she said the man force her every night to sleep with her except she is on her period, as at when she was saying this her boss was having injury from trying to force her a day before. Immidiately she got to this point she started crying I had to console her and promised to put an end to the rubbish, I collected her mums number and elder brother number, who helped in calling the man, begging him to allow her go back to osun, which he refused saying he wants to train her carefully, I. Thank God I could convince the brother who never knew the main reason that prompted her wanting to go. Now my point is this, this same man recruited 2more girls of 18yrs who ran away from their wards house, changed their names and is now working on changig their looks promising them that he will take care of them that they shouldent think of going back to their ward. What can we do to save this girls, this man is uselessing their lifes, because I stronngly believe that this man has diabolic power that is holding this girls back from going, its obvious he has gotten two more sex slaves, please how do we save the recent sex slaves and the life of nigeria girls who will stil fall prey to this man..? |
jaxxy:Oh, how I wish ronald could stop thinking like a fulani president, ladies that has had lots of sex canneva be same with ones who has had few, u'll get to know wen u start having Bleep tho,buh my main point is dat during the course of relationship, she may have done 2abortion for emeka, 1 for ronald and anoda for toks, so what is left. For the husband to enjoy?.. #leftOVER? |
Waoo.. PMB would luv dis,it can take him anywhere in the world. #kudos my great nigeria student# |
amtaken:U said my mind |
[font=Lucida Sans Unicode][/font] ronald4lif:Bro stop talking lik a kid, the poster has great point and wonderful write-up,malefolks cannot be ransacked,they can only enjoy money which d guy can always make. Buh the poster meant having sex with her consecutively and uselessing the pride of her womanhood, no hard feelings tho, buh stop trying to favour the women, tell them the truth that will help them forever. |
