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Airforce1:
When is she gonna show us her husband?

When are we going to see that album?

scantee:
send me a pm i will forward some top certification courses 4 u. Fortunately ur in my field.

Errrm... I couldn't send a pm, it kept on returning an error message. please could you view my profile for my YIM?




Thank you Sir.

scantee:
send me a pm i will forward some top certification courses 4 u. Fortunately ur in my field.

Okay Sir.

Thank you.

I want to confess and shame the devil...

If you really do not have any balls.
Do not listen to all these people advising you on visiting doctor or hiding your medical status.
Will they bring money for the implant of new balls?
Let me advice you.







Ask a nurse or doctor to look for a lady/ladies without a womb or a lady with a severely damaged womb or no fallopian tube (on code oh). Sit her down, tell her you know about her status first then explain to her why both of you are better off as partners. Get married, adopt as many babies as you want and live happily ever after.

iwatch:
hmmm... please calm down and read it again. or let me me know which part that is not clear.

Leme jooor
I wee not tell you

tpiaT:
Op are all of you in your profile, unmarried?

Husband na husband abeg, there's a scarcity.

Case closed!

Khalessi:
TBT i.e throw back Thursday. This is an old picture.

Thank you for educating me.
I did not know what TBT meant, i didn't even notice it before now...
Appreciate...

Iwatch. I really do not understand your post and couldn't make head or tail from the story. Maybe i cant read well.... maybe...

Please were's our baby? Last time we checked you were preggsy


Hope you both are safe...



*sprinkles Bro Joshua Iginla's miracle water on your tommy.
You shall deliver faster than the hebrew women amen!

dapsy4u2:
Pls share so that we all don't fall for this fraud

Victim will share the story herself shortly

And someone opens an account on nairaland just to defraud Nigerians of their hard earned money.


Woe unto you.


And to think its a woman.

The devil is plating dada on your head.

Good day Mr Scantee... please what chance do I(female) stand in getting an oil job. and what positions should I be looking out for + what extra courses do you think will put me at a higher advantage.


I have an MSc in Comp Science...

Kachisbarbie:
So much Queens these days.
I can't keep up....



Meaning?
It doesn't in any way make her dirty.
Some peeps armpit are darker than their body. Abi you done follow her enter room before @ surface cleanliness?

Babe. Look at that armpit well...
Its not cleanly shaved.
Its black against her white skin.




Are you trying to tell me you have never heard of ways to make your armpits brighter? Shaving stick is 30naira. Lime is 5 for 20naira.
You do not need the all the money in the world to do things like this. If you wan do 'guy', make sure you cover all bases. Or better still, wear something to cover your dirty armpits.

Thank you...

Black armpits




















Try as much as you want. Dirt cant be hidden...
#saynotosurfacecleanliness

Mariojane:
i will think about it.

Okay

anathemiamia:
You're so funny

Mariojane:
i dont think i should keep arguing with you since i have better things to focus on at work. ciao

Okay. Can I send my cv? So i wouldn't be jobless anymore?

bellong:
And you are eating all these in this Ilorin town without calling me? . You must be a fish seller

Its not good for your weight na

bellong:
In that case, you can do it for only one week. Your life will not remain the same, you would become Cinderella overnight...

hmmmn. my pot of soup and big untouched loaf of bread will finish first...

bellong:
Broom (broomstick in this context).

They both attended Ife and TACSFON fellowship. He was part of the brains behind Jobberman but many waters passed the sea and he checked out.

Okay...

Well, those pictures are not so recent. I'd like to loose a little weight. Flat tommy is the trend at the moment. Don't want to be looking like a pregnant stick na

There are three sides to a story.
OP's side, babes side, the truth.






How come you never did anything wrong all through? Not even a single mistake in the relationship?

Okay

Onegai:
@chiefwedslolo and any other major bridal magazine and vendor on the thread, please I need your help for a friend of mine whose wedding is on Saturday and she made a huge mistake in trusting her wedding gown to a selfish, fraudulent designer in Surulere who kept making mistakes and demanded more money for things the bride requested at first (her mother is a witness to all thia). she has asked for a refund, the lady agreed to repay it immediately (so she can pay for another) only for this designer to call back in 5 minutes and say she can't repay it, she has spent the money refurbishing her shop, how dare the bride demand it of her now, the bride (who is heavily pregnant btw) is emotionally blackmailing her and dropped the phone on the bride. She seems to have also seized the bridal party's clothes (which even though there was an issue, the bride paid in full and was willing to accept them). Bride is in tears and has no money to get another gown and her wedding is on Saturday.

Please can we get your help, I can send the full details to you in pm. We need help to get the bride's deposit back so we can take her to a store and pick up something she can wear. Thanks.

Note: the designer did not mention any info about a non-refundable deposit (we feel she will make up lies now about that) and last week even threatened the bride to sell the dress and refund her (which shocked all of us) until the bride spoke to her calmly. There have been issues with the designer and the dress from first fitting, the bride being unhappy with the dress and the designer kept insisting her own friends liked the dress and the bride getting unhappier (we spent today looking for alternatives).

The size of the dress is a 12/14 and it was designed by the designer and is not a special custom style for the bride. We will mention the name of the designer if she insists on continuing with this sad show of customer service

Please help.

What nonsense!!!
Please, make sure she refunds 100%. Its not nice when people make mistakes and don't feel remorse.

Mariojane:
click on the link to check the pictures. she was well covered?

She is being celebrated as an icon of indecency, what they did is an awareness saying "We are an advocate of decency and we stand for what is right"
Since there is nothing wrong with it. You can invite her to your church/mosque to lead in praise and worship or better still, take the sermon. Thank you...

bellong:
I wanted to see the belly fat that needs burning. Alas I didn't see any fat.... The regime is not for people like you, else you will end up becoming like an "APC"

Taiwo is a jolly good fellow.

Lwkmd @ end up becoming "APC"...
Whatever that means...

Yeah, Taiwo is real cool, thats one young man ready to tell you about Jesus any time, anywhere and of course, his famous fiancée now wife ....

bellong:
Salami is cured sausage, made of fermented and air-dried meat from one of several animals—but typically beef or pork. You can get a close substitute from shoprite. It is usually flat and brownish maroon like (I am very poor with color, not sure if I got the color right).




If I kill you, how will I get a feedback of the success of this regime from you?


Where did you know Taiwo Orilogbon?

He was my lecturer when he was serving
Back then in yola...
So your job is to be checking ppls fbk page abi?

Not all the time. You do not expect me to say thank you to a waiter who is clumsy, rude or mixes up your order do you?

Mariojane:
stop living in 12th Century OGA ADE. that does not feel right at all. gone are the days when men think ladies are not relevant. over time we all see how important women are in the development of the household and country.

men are the head and women are the neck. they both need each oda.

what they did is very wrong.

She was not shaded for being irrelevant but dressing indecent. Where did you see oprah or Alakija showing boobs, belly and bottom anywhere? You went to Israel to baptize your baby but couldn't be wise enough to cover up. When in rome, behave like the romans. Thank you...

I have seen that you deliberately want to kill me






But i need to drop this bellyfat

If the whole world will truthfully and openly stand for what is right just like this...