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Khalessi:
My bestie even with the tightest foam bra she ain't got no cleavage. To make matters worst she has the biggest nipplès ever!

Bestie? How did you see it?

YoungDaNaval:
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na wa for you sha

You didn't post pishoooooooor. How do you expect them to understand what you are saying?

Renaj:
l removed it. l waited for almost a day for feedback but l got nothing. Maybe my post is not up to the kind where advice is given. Thanks by the way, Sir.

please could you do a repost?

danot1030:
Tell your tenant (neighbour) to go to the police station and pay them to arrest the guy and deal with him, they should not release him until he write an undertaking not to see the woman again nor come to the house again. He could even be rope with robbery or bugler and charge him to court depend on how severe he wants to get with the guy. At every police station, there are bad boys who carry out cruel job, pay for their service, the guy will see the woman next time and disappear through another route.

callola:
that is where the problem is coming from. She told me that she is not comfortable living in the same house with her in laws but her hubby sees nothing wrong with it. That they are the only family he have and can't do without them that i should try and convince her mom not to come but mama refused

that's a selfish man. You better advice him to invite his wife's mother by himself. It is her right to do omugo for her daughter while she is still alife.

pickabeau1:
Have you considered he may not be able to afford alternative accommodation

I'm sure there are other existing family members. They can rotate abeg. If you must get married, then provisions should be made for such instances. If mama is sick and needs special attention, I can understand. But packing your things and comfortable living with a newly married couple is what I do not understand.
Let the girls mother come and join them. Let her even stay the whole year

KissQ:
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Lol.........I laff in Spanish! Do u know wat, I am going to prepare special meals for u 2day

Okay

Girltee1:
Nice...but the girl grew fast sha

Why she nor go grow fast? If dey spend 1/20 of her monthly expenditure on a correct naija pikin for a whole year, make i see say that pikin no go grow pass iroko tree...

RickRichards:
I spent 23.461 seconds trying to come up with a bad statement about her outfit; alas, I have nothing but a compliment. She looks gorgeous.
You might have won today, and yesterday, and the day before yesterday, and the day before the day before yesterday, and the day before the day before the day before the day before yesterday, but one day soon Genevieve...one day soon you will make a fashion gaff, and I will show no mercy.....

This is witchcraft!

I dont understand this pose oh. Genny nwa... kee ije?

Poor boy! Pele...

buygala:
of course it's very advisable. ...


that's if you want to watch World War 3

2 mothers battling for supremacy over one household..... me sef go like to observe that calamity

Honestly, i don't know why a man would want to subject his wife to such kind of mental stress. If his mother and sister do not have a place to stay, he should rent an apartment for them abeg. Somebody will marry and cannot enjoy her husband. Na wa oh!

Why will a man live with his mother, sister and wife in the same house for Goodness' sake.
Since camping extended family members is the norm in that house, Mama could as well join them too. I see no wrong in it...





Let me not see them on nairaland with wahala for us to advice oh... my koboko is waiting for them.
Mtchwww...

mdokaba1:
Thank your star its a faceless forum. If not na ur type be my house girl o!

Bross. But your neck long oh...
You no eat ni?












Feel free to cuss ur future..

ireneony:
which sense de this pix na

stop lying joor

well my wedding will be elegant and badder than this by far

Why you tok this kind thing na? As you never see husband so. You no go at least pretend say you be good geh make nairaland guys for fit see you marry? Nor carry this thing enter man house oh...

KissQ is a witch kissQ is a witch kissQ is a witch kissQ is a witch...








KissQ is not just a witch. She is a bad wicked witch that got me hypnotized by all these food i can see but cant touch.

EOOJ:
U sure say if na him mama him been snap wit u go talk wetin u talk so

I'm more concerned about the full aproko gist please

Hmmmmn. Please, ask the wife why she is adamant on retaining that particular teacher. Something just doesn't add up here. Why will any married woman in her senses use her own hand to carry fire. If they must have a lesson teacher, why not change the current one? Besides what is he teaching a five year old that is so hard for his wife to teach herself?

bukatyne:
Why are Some men like that?

Because they can get away with it

Like the wife on the man who toasted you come on NL, na So So wear red bra, green bra, learn new styles, cook better, bend backwards style advice you will hear

Imagine rewarding bad behavior with sexiness

Well well

lwtmb
after oga don damage her womb and kill all her children with mouth.

Gospel!

I know his mum is alive. I just wonder why he chooses not to acknowledge her. If you must give us gist, make sure you give us all. Half half aproko nor dey sweet at all.

FOREXMARTS:
Hmmm that's the regular but since am not a fan of onion and anything from it's family so far my best recipe is a combination of dried fish deboned and minced roasted meat.

Another addition if you live in the south south is to do a very spicy broth like u gonna make peppersoup with seafoods, dried fish and minced meat and that means your grinded beans must be very thick so that when u pour the broth in you won't have a watery moimoi. leave the broth to cool when it's ready mix it with your grounded beans and proceed to making the moimoi.No go dey drink the broth say u don make peppersoup oh lol i know some ladies who will finish the meat in the pot before the food is ready, cheers.

Really? Wow! Thanks for teaching me this method.
Me be eating my moimoi tasting and smelling like peppersoup

Herzumpther:
Welcome dear. Don't forget to post the pics sha.

Dont know about the pic oh.

Herzumpther:
Abeg I might not get it 100% perfect o, I no be calabar and I lernt this from my calabar neighbor many years ago so manage me.....

Ingredients for Ekpang Nkukwo.

Cocoyam/wateryam.
cocoyam leave
Meat
Stock
Hot water
Dried fish
Crayfish
Prawns
Pepper
Maggi
Onions
Periwinkle
Scent leaf.

Peal, wash, and grate your cocoyam/wateryam. Season and boil your meat to get your stock,
Cook the shelled periwinkle for about 10 minutes in salted water and wash well. Add palm oil
To the cocoyam and wateryam mixture, add Maggi and salt. Mix properly with your fingertips.
Use the leaves to make small wraps with the cocoyam and wateryam starting from one tip of the leaf to the other end. Make wraps until all the mixture is finished. Boil water, put the ekpang on fire and add the water and steam. Add the meat, dried fish and stockfish. Add the crayfish, pepper, onions, maggi cubes. Add the stock and allow to cook for about on medium heat
Add the shrimps, remaining palm oil, scent leaf and salt to taste. Stir and slightly mash or just cut through with a knife. If it still isn't properly cooked, add a little more water and allow to cook further on low heat.

Please my calabar peeps correct me where I'm wrong, I'm willing to learn too.

Okay. Thanks a bunch... saturday, i'll try it out.

I remember those primary school days. Chai!

Herzumpther:
For real? Never happened to me though and I use lots of onions and crayfish. Maybe I've not put up to the level of turning it black that's why I don't know. Thanks for sharing.

Veave I know you can even turn semo abeg post more pics o

how fa. Abeg give me that recipe for ekpangkukor... don't know if the spelling is correct oh.

tchiwinnie:
Foodies, pls help me out. Wots d secret of good tasty moimoi. Is it plenty onions? or crayfish?

both. Although if you put too much onion, it tends to turn your moimoi black.

Herzumpther:
Yepeeeee....finallyyyyy...dancing shoki I know you cook well, hubby will be so lucky marry you welldone dear.

Better don't brake yah west while dancing the shoki oh

So you know I actually cook. Take this beans and cool your temper. Okay? @herzie baby.

Herzumpther:
urchbarbie see as I rush open this thread when I saw you posted o, I tot you have resumed cooking. you are batch B right? July 4th is getting close.


Veave I'm still waiting for the day you will post pictures o. That day I will do a big thanksgiving

That would be a long wait oh...
I think I'm okay viewing, admiring and commenting for now.
When I'm ready to start, I'll let you know.