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Tapgist:Okay. No wahala |
This woman that used to look sooo soo worn out with unkempt hair back then on nta. See how tax payers money has made her fresh... Hmmmn. God dey sha. |
For those ladies who derive joy in patronizing babalawo... this is the kind of fate that awaits you... when a beautiful woman comes to them for help, they convert her to one of their wives. If not, tell me how a woman in her senses will agree to be married as the 54th or 56th wife of an old cargo... |
Do you have other side jobs to augment? I like your courage oh. If your wife knows your salary and she is still wiling to marry you. Then go ahead. Don't let people on nairaland discourage you. The only thing try to get a cheaper place. Where are you based? |
Housekeeping. Wifely allowance. |
Okay, I'm not married yet. My dad is supposed to be a super macho man yeah? When ever my mum travels... First night: superman In the morning: runny nose Evening: head ache Second day: fever don start oh... Na so the poor woman go just run come back... He will even wear her night gown sef... I'm praying so hard for a love stronger than theirs... Not just praying, shining my eyes too ![]() |
rokiatu:I tot d one th at married dada is preggzie... maybe its just style of cloth... |
The other one done catch belle... thats good to know... |
Wow! They really look like every regular nkechi, bose and aisha on the streets of naija... nice one man. |
Can you deliver to kaduna for me? |
Cynham cakes... incase of next time... |
dovelike:Haba bae, throwing up on ice cream? I can forget weight watching and eat all abeg ![]() |
yuzedo:You are married Oh my world! Chai! And i had plans oh.... |
Your post made me smile. I'm also an Anambarian ![]() Search for both of us or when you get 2 give me one Lagos, abuja, ph based ![]() |
I was looking to see picture of their house based on rumors i heard.. Chai! Aproko no good oh . |
cutiereborn:It looks very appetizing dear such that i'm almost deceived. Na lie, i no go chop. Porridge yam? Yuk yuk yuk no be me oo ![]() |
Herzumpther:Hmmmn. The thought of dressing up and going out alone is enough reason not to go... i don't chewing gum any of my old people oh, so one will not start feeling less loved. They can follow their selves for africa. I leave them to be in each others company. Me and my gadgets abeg... |
Herzumpther:No be that matter oh. At times me and kitchen work don't understand ourselves. Some days food turns out nice, other days so bad... if only you saw the poffpoff i made last week. you'll definitely cry for help on my behalf... |
Herzumpther:Walahi, my reps was highly burnt... |
Herzumpther:Okay. Some years ago, 200_ i was doing my IT in this very reputable firm in Abuja. Now due to the nature of what we do there, there was always food. At times breakfast and lunch or just lunch but i didnt use to eat in the kitchen with others. (department was sensitive, my boss didnt want me too squeal on some things by mistake) so i always ate in the office. There was this very very drop dead cute and eye catchy guy in another dept tho. Omo if i'm climbing stairs and see this guy coming down, like say make i faint... back to the story. So this time we had one general get-to-gether like that and staying back in office was unavoidable cus every one was mandated to come downstairs. Na so i catwalk come down oh-happily. Because i wanted to talk to the guy by force i took the seat close to him. * na dia i finish my self oh babe. So, i had this habit mumcy always warned me to stop. If something drops from my plate na so I go trace am ooo. Even if na one seed of groundnut. Chai! It was buffet as usual so after decorating my food, na so I catwalk back to my seat, kak well to come nack food. Second sppon i think, and a peice of diced plantains dropped to the table... and unconsiosly, yours truly picked it to put it in her mouth. The next thing i heard was... ''let it go, let it go" i didnt even realise he was talking to me untill he held my hand. kai! Like the earth should open that day... i didnt eat again ooo... shame no gree me. na so picking food dropings end oh. I no dey comot from my office again till i finish IT oh. My crush just die sharp sharp... |
Herzumpther:Please don't finish me with laughter..... rotfl... ![]() Your own better. I will tell you my table blunder soon... |
Herzumpther:if I hear sey I no wan hear am. Tell me what happened? ![]() |
Akposy:Okay dear. Having itchy fingers for semo already... |
Hmmmn... write to their national tv. if that is not his picture, don't use it at all... even if you do not meet him, you'll meet other people. Don't be surprised, he might have tried to locate you. Please ask your mother more questions. This information is too scanty. Ok? |
linusbnn: ![]() |
Sophyrocks:when I'm trying so hard to live a Jesus-like life? Any way, priority differs from person to person. |
obowunmi:you had 2 million naira. And you did not go to the village to pick an 18 year old lady who just finished school cert. Take her to one of this private universities and deposit it in the school account for future use? Use a little portion of it to groom her to your taste? And you came here to tell us stories? My friend kam nulu gbala n'ezi ama biko. you think people on nairaland are taata abi..? |
Hmmmmn. People still visit mama and baba lawo in this present day? Things dey happen oh... |
kilmix:just take one. Only one piece oh ![]() |
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Which wan be bro again

at married dada is preggzie... maybe its just style of cloth...
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Still, it would be awesome to make your acquaintance. Cheers!