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Gooci:
c'mon dont be selfish.. *get down from mango tree, spreads mat beside you, chilling with yur kunnu*

don't touch my kunu oh... *draws his ears

Ehen? Following...

Spreads mat. Brings pillow, kunu, masa, kulikuli, alewa...

Joshkid:
Tz that word (Honey) that regulated my countenance...nw I will agree to ur view!

Ok

Joshkid:
I will continue the argument with u nt until u tender ur O'level .result with at least a Credit pass in English!

Honey, i'm not contesting for anything abeg. Not even for the post of who else shares my surname with me. Its as good/bad as that...
You can ask the politicians (you know them) for that...

Ahem! A man will do all these and some desperate chick will still say and i quote. "It doesn't matter sir, its just a fling between the both of us. Your wife will not find out except you tell her"
For those who doubt the above...













#its happening all around you...

Tinubu:
Be. careful. what. you. pokenose. in

Eees not poke nose joor

Joshkid:
wrote nt write... probably u still a Jambite till nw!!.

Oga english teacher, if only you could read well, you would have realized that was pidgin english.
Thank you...

Tinubu:
If I can't have them, can I have you then?


If desirable isn't available, then available becomes desirable...


So I fit try manage you for the time being

Be.careful.what.you.wish.for

Joshkid:
see as She serious Lyk person wey dey write Jamb!!!

Hmmmn... d year i write jamb. you fit still dey kinder-ga.. ooo

Awwnnnn. Poor hippo

When you see a boss lady, she stands out.
@empress

Tinubu:
The babe's nice smile, the dude's nice watch




Can I have the babe and the wrist-watch please?

Theif...

Ehen? Tell me more

I can't thank you enough. Abba Father... I stoop in awesome wonder and awed by your un-ending beauty... Lord most high, Spirit divine...
Joining the 24 elders in my little voice and saying. Holy, Holy, Holy are you Lord. God of power and might, the Heavens and earth are full of your Glory. Hossana, Hossana, Hossana in the highest!!! Amen!

plaetton:
What I am trying to say is that when when atomic particle, for example charges, or excites another particle to it's own resonate frequency, they establish a harmony that I think is the subatomic equivalence of love, resonating in the same frequency.

The Earth, for example, has a harmonic frequency through which it bestows and sustains life among her children. Therefore, I t would be safe to say that the Earth communicates and spreads love to her children through harmonic resonance.

When we do same, we feel the harmonic resonance as an emotion that we call love.

Again, my 2 cents.

This is how we identify physicists... everything is atom and molecule...

Tpia, please how do you share some of these songs with me.

Next time, turn with a spatula-(aka garri turner) instead of a spoon.

Specialist900:
What other soft drink gives more satisfaction than COKE.

Note : not even Pepsi

God bless you.

Herzumpther:
I wish I can taste all this food for real.

Babyosisi I'm still dreaming of that meatballs and now rice if I ever visit America I will locate you and eat all you post here

Cococandy you are not left out.

EfemenaXY i love avocado ....i feel like visiting you this minute.

#when not if....


build up your faith

Oluwa o





You mean somebody will actually buy another person's jail ID for $10k?
But cannot buy the bible to save his/her own life?

Honesly, its becoming really irritating. Please allow this man sleep peacefully. Please...
Its already as hard as it is letting go... don't keep reminding us...

vindicated:
To God be the Glory, and am happy for you and thank God for using Nmadiosu to be your prayer mentor. God is your strength

jadelyn007:
epic!!!

Honestly.... couldn't stop laughing...

vindicated:
@Veave,
Remember, a thousand mile began with a step. Start small, with the Lord's prayer, then get a bible that is translated in simple English, especially the type that puts subheadings on each chapter. Then go the book of psalms. On each chapter, it will say of it is a prayer of Thanksgiving, or forgiveness, or sickness. Pick the chapter that is suitable for your need and read it as prayer. When you start this everyday, little by little, you will develop your own way of prayer. Simply be yourself. This is an example:

Thank you very much. Through God's help using someone here i've been able to start praying.... and i'm happier... i'll add this too...
Really appreciate...

babyosisi:
Nne just pray to find a man that loves you and accepts you the way you are
He will come along soon in Jesus name

Amen! Okay. Waiting happily...

The thing is, if you not careful. You end up sleeping with over 50people within a short period of time. You date a, break up. Date b break up... down till you exhaust z and start counting from 1. And people are by the corner, helping you to count...

It takes a lot to agree that one mus'nt necessarily be in a relationship. Try being happy on your own first...

this woman makes marriage look and sound so easy...



Baba God eh...

I still dey wait oh....

following by faith...

dechandel:
Awww
He has got cute wives
Beautiful family

Cute wive(s)?



Okay...

And na dis pikin e be wan abort trowey.


Hmmmn...

HDoc:
Doesn't look like much

Hatred is the newest cancer...
Guess you didn't know

DDeliverer:
Oh, nne, Akpobi?? Mba o..He doesn't have any Akpobi..
Are you attracted to guys with Akpobi??

Why doesn't he have na