₦airaland Forum

O Herz baby. Why didn't you tell me on time now... I for pay una August visit in January. I no go work oh. Na to only help you jist as you dey work. When food land, I show you sey fine geh no dey for fufu matter oh...

Mmadukaku:
Ordinary semo kwa? let me teach you.
Get a bowl and mix little quantity of semo with cold water, mix it properly to form a paste.
Pour inside pot boiling with hot water and stir. Once it starts boiling all round, pour more semo into it as you stir until it thickens and becomes smoother. Cover for 10seconds.
Bring it down and turn again. Your semo is ready.

You're welcome.

Okay, Daalu. I will try this afternoon or evening.
Thanks.

sunnshyn:
On a lighter note..

Why do we Nigerians refer to the cooking place or cooking appliance as "fire"? E.g - put the pot on the fire to cook...I'm also guilty of this.

I remember once I told my colleague(Namibian) who was cooking at the time to check her food on the fire...omo! This chic ran. I was shocked. Until she told me she thought I said her food was on fire...I so laughed!!..

Biko educate me. What are we supposed to say? I use it too

Akposy:
Do u mix small portion (like 3 or 4 tablespoon) in water to form a paste before making d semo?

No. When the water boils, i just pour and turn and turn and turn. Then add a little water and put back on fire to cook. When it cooks a little, i bring it down again and turn and turn and turn... i just don't know what happens to it along the way oh.


I have even stopped trying sef...

Herz baby... the food please...

Herzumpther:
Fine o good morning.
I wanted to post yesterday evening but when I got here I saw the thread was not friendly so I kept my pictures o.......and I have lots of pics to post .

Please post, we have repented. Biko...

Herzumpther:
Lol. You and this your semo turning.
No worry you go learn am with time.

I tell you. Na so so koko you go just they see. I pray the person i marry prefers eba and mortar pounded yam. I no fit shout abeg.

softysparky:
Thanks hun.

No wahala... Did you sleep well?
And please how do i post pics from tab3 abeg. I have looked enough. Time to join in the fun... although i no sabi turn semo ooo

softysparky:
Truckpusher and Veave please!!!

;DOkay. Peace!

Good morning house...
When some people are starved starved of love affection, they come online to bully and insult others thinking its the easiest way to get one. I'll not give anyone a field day of happiness by quoting him/her to have the last punch. And to you mr and mrs hemaphrodite trouble maker. When you change your attitude, all your frustration and garbage will start dropping gradually. The only way to get loved is by loving first.


Have a splendid day ahead of you...

I can bet my flat behind this troll is same person as truckpusher. Check all his recent posts and see its same pattern.


Please change, insulting people old enough to be your parents will only bring you disaster and doom.
Feel free to quote me till thy kingdom come...

FriedPlantain:
ogini? why did you call me here?

Rotfl...
Chai! Aha di na nairaland...





Nairaland, were you crack your ribs...

datalossvictim1:
Nne try pm'ing cynhamscakes. They seem to be based in Abuja too.

she stays in Abuja. let me ask her if she can do a delivery for KD.

Actually prefer someone resident in KD for ease of pickup or delivery, anyhow both parties want it...

CFCfan:
Enwerom foto

ngwanu. nothing mega. Echi, I gote. ooo?

please guys... can I get someone to bake me a cake in kd? abeg...
before I spend the money fa...

CFCfan:
FriedPlantain

ka anyi fu nu...

Truckpusher:
I will follow suit when your parents does the same ,how about that?

someone gave birth to this
someone has this as her sister
someone dated/is still dating this
someone will have this as her husband
someone will have this as her father
someone will have this as her in-law
someone will have this as her granp


women have really suffered. not your fault anyway. part of the price we're still paying from way back(Eden)
I think I've given you enough attention. you have been dully noticed. please kindly take a bow...

Truckpusher:
My destiny is already fulfilled I do not need to wait for it and all I'm doing right now is consolidating - You can wait for your destiny like you are use to, because where I'm coming from our destiny is always there by our bed side as soon as we are born.

So, my dear continue shaking that ugly head of yours until it falls off.

so pained and had to quote me twice?
this is just the first stage of your beginning madness...
you will still tear your clothes and walk on the street naked.

nna ehn. somebody will even biff ontop food again.
nsogbu di kwa.


Olisa mee ebele.
#sighs...

Truckpusher:
More than your parents will ever do in their entire miserable life.

and some people somewhere wasted hard earned fortune on you...
This shows the amount of respect you have for the woman that opened her legs to bring you into this world...
when people open their mouth, you know were they are coming from...



I SMH on your destiny!!!

amdman:
My friend (poster Nahinbdis) just showed me this post now and I am the one he is referring to.

Wifey is currently doing her NYSC here in Lagos. We had previously resolved that she would not be going into paid employment upon completion. Because of her industrious nature, she mooted the idea of starting a catering business while she is still serving, as a learning process before going bigger. And I think any husband in a great marriage such as I have would support her.

I don’t actually ‘hawk’ the stuff in the office. Like OP said, I brought it to the office for testing and people just loved it, and asked that I keep bringing (including my supervising manager), and right now when people know that I bring, demand exceeds supply. It doesn’t affect my job at all (issues raised by Braveheart are germane) as I have drawn up a list of those interested and I just ask them if they want. However, the selling is a short term thing as there are avenues I am currently exploring that will take care of that (a bigger platform) in about 2 weeks or so.

And the truth is there is profit in it (for wifey though). She told me yesterday that she has started saving N2000 per day as untouchable profit (other profits are reinvested) and we have not even done 1% of the actual marketing and sales in our business plan. She is so anxious to start the real stuff and am the one holding her on a leash right now (so she does not put too much on her plate).

Do I really care what people think? Sometimes. But when I look at the big picture I kill those thoughts. Someday, this will be part of the testimony and it would all have been worth it.

please, do you have an unmarried younger brother?

Please can i get someone to bake me a cake in kaduna for the val abeg. I don't have much oh...

Please... waiting asap...

Please who stays in kaduna and can bake me a cake for val... please?

Very affordable oh... dont have much

gillz:
. His music and her movies should

Okay

Truckpusher:
Little wonder you sleep here thinking that another maga would come by.

Can you read at all?

On tax payers money i guess

So what should make sense to us then?

Thanks sis. God keep you always

At least, he has akpobi

shegsky:
Hmmn, seems u reside in Daura. GMB's hometown.

:oYou mean GMB's hometown is prominent for those items? No wonder