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Kingsley1000:
who iheanacho go bench for mancity ....sane ,Jesus or aguero ?

If you've been following Man CT's game, then, i'll ask you... Wetin Sane dey play? Iheanacho is more decisive than Sane. The truth in football is that, coaches have those they favour/prefer.

informant001:
Former Deputy Speaker Federal House of Representatives, Emeka Ihedioha, was spotted at a beer parlour with friends while watching a premier league match over the weekend in Imo state. The politician was reported to have watched premier league match between Manchester United vs Leicester on Sunday 5th February, 2017 at a beer joint at Isiala Mbano LGA known as Ibari Mbano in the company of his friends and some Mbano youths...

Henry Ekwuru an I witness shared this on his Facebook page:

"Only selfless and humble leaders associates with the masses. Rt.Hon.Chukwuemeka Ihedioha, today, took out time, to watch, Leicester vs Manchester utd match, with Mbano Youths, at Ibari Mbano bar. #humilitypersonified. #Omenkahuruanya"


Source; http://www.nationalhelm.net/2017/02/emeka-ihedioha-former-house-of-reps.html

Are they watching a football match or watching theirselves?
Where's the TV/Screen?

OnankpaBa:
please park well. Baba is coming back.

Nobody is arguing that.. He will surely come back. Just as we've been waiting for the coming of Jesus Christ

KanwuliaExtra:
Nothing o.
But I yammu not on life or death support YET, unlike your DUARA DULLARD!
He should have respected his REAL AGE!
What is life without health?

Lolz.. You don't know that we have two types of ages? The real one and that of your profession..
So, Mr. President is using his Political age

stephnie1:
I stand with PMB

When your leg pain you, you go sitan

MisterGrace:
You will not find Kogi state in something as cool as this. SMH

Kogi state and Sunderland are one.. Always struggling with Relegation..

ERCROSS:
All man for himself ooo

One day, somebody/people will make jest of your surname...:-)

MosakuAW:
The write up there is only for TEENAGERS no matured person will use any as an excuse.

Guy loosen up and catch the fun. Though nobody can give such as an excuse, the humour in it is what made it worth reading and laughing at.

Sunnymatey:
God pls let your will be done, let Nigeria be great again. Amen

Nigerians hoping that the country will be great again are like Arsenal fans always hoping to win the league since 2004 only to end up rejoicing for 4th placed finish.

Haven been failed by Presidead Buhari and 2face native doctor (Dibia in Igbo), after standing with them, i now stand with my dog.

In this life, it's important to know your stance... Haven said that, ladies and gentlemen, i stand with my dog. No matter how hungry your dog is, it will remember all you've done for it..
But this Govt. Didn't remember people's votes.

favourmic:
DAMN!!! I am sorry baby. i did nt make it 2day becos my iPhone had a problem and my iPad ba3 is dead, My sister z wit my Samsung galaxy note 3. Am just alone here @ home since my parents traveled 2 Germany.
I could av Skype wit u but i miss placed my apple laptop power pack, so i av 2 hit South Africa 2morro 2 get a new one.
I also wanted to go 2 d mall dz nite but my auntie went out wit my Bugatti and my elder brother went out wit d rang rover and our highlander had a little problem, d tire of d Honda Element is flat and i hate driving d Lexus jeep @ nite. So i tried calling d driver to come and pick me with my mums Ferrari but no credit . Babe., Can you plz send me MTN card let me call him ?? Lolz

This is what we tag #sahara.
If u knw wht i mean

migeoart:
I dnt just get this people! if Buhari is dead they should just come out plain to inform the masses I don't wish him dead but everyone must die and age is no longer on his side, death is like pregnancy you can't hide it forever!
Anyway if he is still alive he should come back and clean the mess
God bless Nigeria !!!!!!

Guy, na from mess dem dey get shit.. He can't clean any mess. He'll rather add more shit.
In as much as i don't wish him dead, i really know that he's gone.

Oladimejyy:
What just know is that PMB is not dead,nothing more.
#ISTANDWITHBUHARIPATIENTLY

All buhari needs now is to Rest In Peace. With that, Nigerians will regain their Peace
RIP to the dead... A primary school pupil can't decieve a graduate with tricks always.

powerfulsettingz:
Who still cares.?


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Pls I really need this
Thanks.

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Pls help a man to survive

You're an ND ''Holder'' if you can't hold it any longer, drop it off and hold something else

darknetcom:
let the drama begin... ..

me?..am staying at home till tomorrow..

i dont want to die.. ..

a stray bullet dont care who it hits...

no thank you.. .

make una go hug trees...

i should get my self killed because of a radio broadcaster and a entertainer??...tufiakwa..'spits'...

And what shall we die for? And how should we die? A hero, protesting for the betterness of life or a coward running from a supposed death and into the worse?

Your type ends up dying more painfully beyond recognition..

axeman2:
BUHARI DIED SINCE LAST WEEK BUT THEY ARE HIDING HIS CORPS.

I know that too... And i think it's a disgrace to Islam as they bury their bereaved almost immediately. Same thing happened durin Yar'Adua's time

HungerBAD:
This is good.

From most of the comments.

Nigerians are really praying the President to get well and come back home.

Beats my imagination,why some people will just be praying that another Human should die. Do people even realize it is not always greener on the other side?do you know how the Government or Economy will be if another person steps in?

President Buhari,we expect you back home soon,both in good health and in good spirit.

Guy, even Nursery school pupils these days can't be decieved with bubble gum again.
I don't wish anyone dead as we all will surely die, but the thing is that, Buhari is Officially dead. They're just trying to cover up. But you know what? You can't hide a corpse for long because when the stench odour starts flowing like the Atlantic, everyone will get to know.

maxisaso:
http://www.thearticle.com.ng/2017/02/nigeria-is-now-in-trouble-ffk-says-as.html

He said this few minutes ago




https://mobile.twitter.com/realFFK/status/828282707188776961

And meanwhile..... Someone is missing.

If by Monday our president is not back, they should declare Tuesday and Wednesday public holidays so that all of us will go and look for our president. Our president can't go to London and be missing like that.... Let them open boarder, we all go to London and look for him....

If by Monday our president is not back, they should declare Tuesday and Wednesday public holidays so that all of us will go and look for our president. Our president can't go to London and be missing like that.... Let them open boarder, we'll all go to London and look for him....

maxisaso:
http://www.thearticle.com.ng/2017/02/nigeria-is-now-in-trouble-ffk-says-as.html

He said this few minutes ago




https://mobile.twitter.com/realFFK/status/828282707188776961

It's OFFICIAL!!! President Buhari is dead.!!!
Only those who can see beyond their nose can see this. We can't be decieved.

LegalBaby:
after i took a flight from abuja to lagos

Ur are an undergraduate of Lai-Med Uni..
Why d flight when abuja was amongst the chosen locations?

With so many expensive luxuries everywhere, it simply tells you that there's money in the world.. There's money everywhere.

H.I.P for the HIP, for the Hippopo, P.O.P.O for the Hippopo and T.A.M.U.S for the Hippopotamus..
back then in school;(

Swissheart:
My favorite Mr Macaroni

''Riding on my Bicycle''

Silentscreamer:
Hmmm.. interesting. I'm not a fan of banana though.

Become a fan of it. Start eating it and you will never scream silently again

Just having some flash back of the good days when learnin was fun and with lots of rhymes.
How many of us can remember this one?

''I know, i know. A little i know, i will never forget. Please, keep quiet. Look at the teacher, she is teaching. Order! Every body keep your mouth ''Pium.''

Meanwhile, which is your best school rhyme?

ademega:
Your brothers are in far away Indonesia awaiting the hangman rope.
More terrible...

Hangman's Noose

adonis89:
Just wanna ask if there is any word like humbleness?

Yes there is.. And it equally means the same thing as humble.

Hazard right now...

Wenger right now, thinking on what to do against unstoppable ChelSea

sod09:
u cant find rattle snake in nigeria but we shd be careful though

Just say you haven't seen one.. And if you want to, go to some villages.