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Ereolamide:
The fool didn't put the ring properly into the lizards mouth.

Idiot boy

Not everyone will undertand dis

Shortyy:
Hahaha two abandoned properties.

Akon as an ''abandoned property'' is better than your 100% completed project. Sense fall on u!

9jakohai:
It happens, which is why we need cattle ranching, and an end to animals roaming around

For health & safety purposes

It happens u say? Dat means u believe d animal ate those metals? u can as well say we'll find a transformer inside d belly of a mad man.

udemejack:
the guy is a natural No.9(striker).
Chelsea FC should be alerted about this.

No. It should be Arsenal that will be alerted. They need someone like dis to ensure they dnt miss out one their newly found spot.

thesuave10:
Another question, do you mean denominations or church buildings?

Church buildings, sir. Not Denominations.
Like in my street, before you get to the main road, you'll pass thru 7 RCCG, 3 LFC, 1 AG, 1 Deeper Life, 2 MFM. Churches are so many dat d street was nicknamed ''Business Lane''

thesuave10:
The blood of jesus

The numbers of churches alone eclipse the total numbers of both schools & other industries combined.

thesuave10:
Total number of churches?? Or total members in churches??

Total Numbers of CHURHES; sir. Not members.
Dis days, a man can easily convert his 1 room apartment into a church. Or rent a classroom in a school compound.

Statsocial:
Pls anyone who has an idea or knows total number of churches in Nigeria should let me know. I was able to obtain the total number of denominations in Nigeria. But I couldn't get the number for all churches when you count them as individual entities. The best I could get from church leaders was the figure for Lagos. I ve been able to get the figures for US and other western countries but it is all meaningless if I can't get figures or estimates for total Nigerian Churches.

Based on statistics by the NBS, the total churches in Nigeria as at February, 19th was 32Million, 691 Thousand, 857... U can see things are boomings.

BleSSedMee:
Mormon Church
Never knew this. Thanks for sharing OP.

I see my church up there. *smiles*

''Blessed Be''

huche:
She is right though. All these celebrities making mouth with the little dey have feeling they have arrived.

I even wonder why we patronise them. Their song are trully waak.
What is panaa?
They should even thank us gulllible nigerians that pattonize them. Without us, they definitely will have no career.

Baby pana! Dem say u likey wahala, i geti wahala.. Baby, pana. Dem say u likey cassava, i geti big cassava

thoollz:
some dangote trucks r usually mb

All of Dangote's truck are HOWO ''Sinotruck'' not MB.

2dice01:
small doctor Olamide Reminisce and co
No be packaged fuji dem dey sing fa?

Abeg, what's d meaning of ''fa?''

donsteady:
Nothing wrong, is their culture and lifestyle. Just as some of our brothers wash balls each time they pee.

They wash the 'cap' not the balls..

Urdreamgirl:
wow! she must have been one hell of a loyal and honest woman... meanwhile on the other hand I need a boo

For real

Like some would ask..... Is that all?

Destined2win:
This is the first time I will be calling someone ugly!!!!!




Ese YOU ARE UGLYYYYYYY!!!!!

There's always a first time

Dreamscometrue:
..I just don't know where to start from.
I feel like ending it all.
My husband just broke up with me because I am yet to conceive and he said he doesn't want IVF.
We have only be trying for a year plus.

This is someone I did a lot of things for and now he has abandoned me.I don't know how to face my family.I feel so ashamed and devastated.
God has really forsaken me...

How do I start my life afresh because I am so confused.
It is not going to be easy for me because I have invested so much in this marriage.I have done so many things because of love.It is really hard for me.I am at the receiving end.

Will I be able to pull through this?

Contact me for a discussion.
Only those that has passed through a bridge can advise on how to cross it back & forth.

jonhemma11:
From the little I could understand from the story shared in Hausa by Rariya,Awwal,Zubair and others died in accident on their way to Abuja from Kaduna.Our friends who understand better should please explain more with the help of the screenshot below

cc; Lalasticlala,mynd44

Source: http://www.trezzyhelm.com/2017/06/many-travelling-to-abuja-from-kaduna.html

Abeg, this ''Rariya,'' na only bad news he/she dey get always? Almost all d news dis person has posted online dat i've read is about accident.
''Habinger of death''

Partnerbiz3:
Even Haiti will deport nigerians..

Wetin concern Haiti & Deportation of Nigerians concern this thread?
Ur brain might have been mixed with dust.

firebaby:
WORD!!!!!!

If i'm to ask, which is better? Milk or Oil? List the things u can do with Milk and things you can do with oil. Don't quote things you don't know.

Are you tired of your PPA or wants to redeploy to your choice of state? Worry no more. Just contact via whatsapp @ 08129078105

Sometimes, I really ask if there's anyone who's perfect with the English language. If this were to have been posted by a Nigerian reporter/blogger/journalist, the errors would have been noticed instantly and such a person being asked his/her level of education or how he/she murdered english.

Hello Nlanders. Following the June 30th deadline for whatsapp on symbian s60 phones, i want to ask if a whatsapp for s40 (nokia x2) work on symbian s60 (E63).

Land of the rising dead....

thesicilian:
All I see is hard working police officers celebrating the fruit of their labour. Just like when footballers finally manage to score a goal...

Oga, footballers celebrate their goals withing theirselves and not with the opponents.

Thank God for life.... Indeed, it's not yet your time to die.

Funny enough, there are some set of people who would be complaining about there car instead of thanking God for life.

aydought:
The problem with us in this country is that our Law Enforcement Agencies will always react after an evil act has been committed. Just watch how they will be serious on this matter for now. Thereafter, they will return to their shells until another terrible thing happens. It is well with Nigeria!

This one happened in Biafra Republic

Why not hit it big yourself and give to charity. Win all you can and donate to the orphans in orphanage homes.
Goat. Don't go & restructure. Be their decieving ur family.

Nne5:
Must everything be competition?

The more reason Nigeria will always be backward. The western countries are busy harnessing the best individuals who would have changed the country's leadership. And some blind folks are celebrating.
Most intellectually insighted african who goes to europe/america hardly returns because they're been given something (position) that will hold them back from returning home.

Juell:
HYPOCRATE!

HypoBOTTLE

Chukason1:
As a military officer ... it serves you right

You're the type that dies by accidents.

sugarbelly:
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U and ''vaseline'' crew always.
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