₦airaland Forum

lonelydora:
Don't believe this please. I have been getting invites from the company they recommended. I don't honour some of them because I know I am bigger than those jobs. I make thorough research before attending any invite.

Just wait, you hear? When buhari returns, he will give you a bigger job.

Until the Naira returns back to atleast, 170 per dollar, i don't see any improvement or gain.

Nigeria itself is a scam. That is how bank refused to pay me in dollars when my friend sent some money for his housing project. They insisted in paying me in Naira.

klanny:
What do you mean abeg ??

It's obvious u don't understand Pidgin english that much.. He simple means he's not sure of who to believe. Who's telling the truth.

Explorers:
Accident way back.

My, oh! My... I remember this accident. The driver was driving and trying to load his mtn card. He den lost control. Thank God only the card got lost. No casualties

Cities are places where tins are happening.. So, why is Maiduguri not on the list

Hello, Doctors in the house. I don't know if this is normal, but i don't think it is. I want to know what could be the cause and what to do.
I tend to get very weak and dizzy once i take me dinner. Even if it's as early as 6pm. Once i'm done eating, i get weak and gradually, sleep off.What could be the cause?

PrickGetSize:
Most girls forget to wash their toto while bathing.

You must have experienced this from ur mum, ur sis before ur girlfrnd..
Stupid idiot.. This shows u lack social training.

lielbree:
Any update about 3year old Sarah from yesterday?

The child who's patients called a witch??

U wan help her na'em u know locate her ystrday?
Mr. Sabinus

eltalentino:
Why always him

Because he's related to Balotelli

SweetBoyFriend:

Ho my goatness

This is what happens when you eat Amala and Ewedu twice in the morning, once in the afternoon and three times before you go to bed at night

It will give you running stomach that you will shiit your brains out and start growing like a giraffe

Thank God you finally realised that you're a goat. Back then, when your mum was calling u a goat, u were angry. You just proved her right.

carmag:
Ok.. now you know renouncing of faith shouldn't be by compulsion...really ?


but it's right for someone to renounce his faith before you comment on muslim thread in NL..hypocrites

Guy, you nailed with a 6'' nail. Just like the carpenter in my street.
Watch how the Mosquelems come for you like

ExAngel007:
U have no shame.

why would she be ashamed? She get belle for ur step dad?

For more whistle blowing, contact shop 62B, Alaba Int'l market, Lagos. We have all kinds of whistle in stock. Even Trumpet

TreasuredLeidy:
.wetin he dey Cook so? d sight is not inviting.

D bobo is handsome Sha, kudos if truly u can Cook well with dis ur handsomeness. even if u r nt dat rich, make u just get small change. chaii e don finish 4 d ladies

Just say the bobo FINE. Dat's all.
Do u knw d meaning of HANDSOME?
Handsome is when your Hands are hodling Something.. and of Course, you know wat dat means

Jiang:
lol, nop, i can attest to the fact no wan watches it in our entire family, infact my big bro say he never even heard of it, d dude just use his DSTV to watch all those news station every day

&

Mr Veniju not everybody is a broke as* nigga, just because we refused to watch ur shi**y show dosent make us to poor to afford an ordinary 10k DSTV

Guy, are you among the 85%?

LesbianBoy:
Am I the only one who haven't watched this show for once since it started?

85% of those criticisin BBN surely do not have DSTV @ home. Or probably can't subscribe.

hopyroll:
Sometimes I wonder why reasonable thread like this that needs Nairalanders advice dont make front page and thread like Lagos state Governor official range rover beast makes it......

They are thousands of reasonable thread in diffrent section that needs to be move to front page to enliten people and keep them updated about what is going on in the country....only useless topics makes it

And if you talk, dem go ban u

Nairaland is dead & gone. To make FP now, just enta bush, kill snake. Go church, snap pics. Enta road, get details of cars. Or go instagram, screenshot post by some celebs. & ur visa to FP will b granted.

Jglad:
But he is free to do the same n am suppose to understand, right?



Haba! It's a joke, joke na joke... Abi y do u call it joke in the first place

I no fit buy this kind of joke. E too expensive

darocha1:
Please what is Soma?

I think it's a mistake.. Maybe they wanted to write Semo.

Some jokes are termed as ''expensive'' while others can make your feelings change instantly. But, can you take a fart ''Mess'' from your woman? Knowing that it's bad.

TreasuredLeidy:
which 1 b mango fly? is it only found on kids or adults can fall victims too?

hian! mere looking at it sef get as e dey do me 4 body..

May God protect us from unknown diseases o

Mango Fly is that simple looking but dangerous fly that comes around whenever u're enjoying ur mango. And it can be seen around rottened mango. The only solution, when it touches ur skin, catch dem, fry & eat with epsom salt.

Indeed, it is sweet.

BlueRayDick:
Yes o. There was a time I read an article on How oil-rich the country is, to the extent women who go to spa/beauty shop now subscribe to a beauty session that involves soaking their body in Crude oil being used as a beauty regimen.

Hahahahaha.. I don laff so tay i wan jump enta shark mouth...

BlueRayDick:
Nice one, so far the country is doing fine......Better than all these African countries where they appoint people from all the 300 ethnic groups and nothing good still comes out of it......In case you don't know, that country is rich as 4ck...

Guy, Azerbaijan is the envy of most countries now. The country is so rich that they pay everyone that wakes up in the morning. They term it ''Survival Token''
They believe that going to bed to sleep at night is like visiting the land of the dead and coming back safely. With this, all the citizens are living happily. You will hardly see any of them in another country.

creamylicious:
choi! my sis house is on fire ... so my aunt sent a hundred thousand to my sis who just birthed a kid... the husband is dragging dis money seriously up to d point that popsi had to go visit this night ... i am planning to report him to security agencies cos this attitude poses a security threat . wat do you guys think

You stupidity is well certified. Must u post this rubbish on every thread? Abi ur family smoke weed?

mile12crises:
see insult.... afonja means defeated warriors.

As in the way Fulanis defeated and chased Yorubas from Ilorin.

I never knew it was an insult. We were actually arguing over a football match oo. I angrily shouted ''see this afonja'' he got angry and left.
I will go & apologised.

Kagawa10:
It's no different from you being an Osu!

Thanks. I will apologise to him. Afterall, i never knew the meaning.

Kagawa10:
It's no different from you being an Osu!

Thanks. I will apologise to him. Afterall, i never knew the meaning.

Help!
I just called my yoruba friend ''Afonja'' which i learnt from nairaland. Now the guy is angry with me.. Please, what does it even mean

Chuzzyblog2:
A'ight Pastor

CLICK HERE TO SEE MORE OF HIS PHOTOS

Guy, ur mumu na from kenya.
What are we to do with his photos?

YoungRichRuler:
Nothing spoil before



You wanna make FP?

Create a post with Efe or Bisola's family.

Include pictures


Mention Seun or any mod you want.


You will be featured.

#WelcomeToNairaland

Guy, Nairaland is so wack now dat u can't get any relevant post to read. I'm sure other sharp minds will capitalise on this and come up with a good forum. If u go into sections, you will see good stories worth of FP. But the useless mods won't push it up because it's not snake or celebs related.
Nairaland is losing its credibility.

Annamma:
Hi fellow humans, my beloved mother is unknowingly forcing me to hate her. She has suddenly become megalomaniac.

She always want to have the final say in every issue not minding the feelings of others. She doesnt waste time to switch her allegiance and love to any of her children that has it big at the very moment..

She is in her 60s but always believe she knows the current things more than us. Immagine the torchlight Nokia phone we bought for her she cant even operate it well, but now telling us that we dont love her because we didnt buy android touchscreen phone for her to be browsing.
What is she going to browse? when she cant even communicate with english fluently.

You will teach her one thing for many months and even spend years doing serial correction for her, yet she wont get it right.

She is also very ungrateful... She lacks nothing as we timely assist her with upkeep allowances. My Dad still provide for all her daily needs too.

Nairalanders i cant even say much, infact i thought of committing suicide yesterday because of her unbearing attitude...

This megalomania is destroying the love i once had for her.
Pls what do i do as i have tried talking to her about this severally, only for the peaceful talks to snowball into a fiercing quarrell ofwhich it echo reaches the next day.

Pls what should i do?

Sorry to say, even though death is inevitable and no one wishes another death, i can see that you will jump for joy and thank God whenever you hear that your mum is dead.. Though, mothers can be primitive at times, i so much love mothers that i already hate you for calling your mother ''ungrateful''
There are people out there who wishes to even have the worse woman as a mother.
Children like you are the reasons why some women abort babies who will end up dragging them to the public and calling them names.