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Family / See Why You Must Wash Your New Undies Before Wearing Them. (graphic Photo) by VeniJu: 7:04am On Apr 07, 2017
Guys, please tell your girlfriends, sisters, wives and cousins to always wash their new under wears before wearing them..
It has been reported that this is happening in Zimbabwe as well, please make sure you iron your underwears before you wear them.
The picture is horrible but i felt i should share with you.

After anthropologist, Susan Mckinley came back home from and expedition in sout America, she noticed a very strange rash on her left breast. Nobody knew what it was and she quickly dismissed it thinking the holes would leave in time.

Upon her return she decided to see a Doctor after developing intense pains. The Doctor, not knowing the exact severity of the disease, gave her antibiotics and special cream.
As time lapsed, the pain did not subside and her left breast became inflamed and started to bleed she decided to bandage her sores.

She decided to seek help from a more certified Doctor when her pains became unbearable.
Dr. Lynch, could not diagnose the infection and told Susan to seek the aide of a dermatologist who sadly, was on vacation.

She waited for two weeks and finally was able to reach the Dermatologist.

Sadly, a life changing was about to unfold during her appointment.

To Miss Mckinley's surprise, after she removed the bandages, they found larva groing and squirming withing the pores and sores of her breast. Sometimes these wicked creatures would all together simultaneously move around into different crevices..

What she didn't know was that the holes were infact, deeper than she had thought for these larvae were feedeing off the fat, tissue, and even milk canals of her bossom.

So, please, always make sure you wash and iron your new underwears before using them.
Don't say because it is new, you can just use them instantly. Remember, underwears are different from actual clothes as the are more tight to the body.

NB: Guys, you are not exempted as this can happen to your dick.cheesycheesycheesy

TV/Movies / Re: BBNaija: Tboss Angry With Debie-Rise For Asking Her To Sing National Anthem by VeniJu: 11:39pm On Apr 05, 2017
Divay22:
Make she kwayet joor...

Shebi if na Bisola or Co na no fit recite am she go laugh or talk word......
Tbus cry me a river....you don fall your hand even your leg joor....




EFE for the money o

I keep hearing ''Efe 4 the money'' yet, i heard it's 25m+an Suv.. next time, remind everyone..''Efe 4 the money/Ride''tongue

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Jobs/Vacancies / Re: FG Begins Online Registration Of Unemployed Youths by VeniJu: 12:51pm On Apr 05, 2017
youngberry001:
Nice move
God bless our lovely president God bless our country

Just one day we would get to the top!!
Yes.. Just like Chelsea.tongue With the right coach, you can always get to the top and remain ontopsmiley So, 9ja needs the right coach.
NYSC / Re: Sexy Corper... Check Out This Lady's Outfit. Photo by VeniJu: 11:35am On Apr 04, 2017
kuchikau1:
licker of menstual blood spotted.
I pity for your mother.. If at all you have any. I guess you might have gone into some incest affair with her.. What a shame to your family.
NYSC / Re: Sexy Corper... Check Out This Lady's Outfit. Photo by VeniJu: 6:38am On Apr 04, 2017
kuchikau1:
Gal wey blood dey comot frn her dirty smeling toto, na hin una dey worship. Metchewww

You repulsive comments shows her stinky your mother's pussy is.. You grew up being a waste to your family... #onelifewasted
TV/Movies / Re: BBNaija: Marvis Is My Biggest Challenge, But I Hope I Or Debbie Wins - Tboss by VeniJu: 9:05pm On Apr 03, 2017
Godprotectigbo5:
thank God i dont watch this Forcking show

Visually, i haven't watched a single scene.. But thanks to Nairaland. I can now say i've watched it due to endless news about the show..tongue

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NYSC / Re: Sexy Corper... Check Out This Lady's Outfit. Photo by VeniJu: 7:16pm On Apr 03, 2017
potbelly:
You know the drill... Picture of her first degree certificate or... cheesy

No need for all that.. Her VC will come and testify...sad
NYSC / Re: Sexy Corper... Check Out This Lady's Outfit. Photo by VeniJu: 6:48pm On Apr 03, 2017
potbelly:
If shes Got anything to offer order than her body...then shes cool... wink

She's got 1st Class..... Dino got 3rd Class..
You can see she's got more to offer than Dinotongue
NYSC / Re: Sexy Corper... Check Out This Lady's Outfit. Photo by VeniJu: 3:34pm On Apr 03, 2017
Donjazzy12:
Female Dino Melaye stop posting rubbish!
Nairaland 'Donjazzy' stop assuming falsely. I'm not a female. & she is just a FB frnd..
NB: 60% of people out there would want to be like Dino Melayetongue
Celebrities / Re: Wizkid Has The Most Violent Fans - Morakinyo Olugbiji, Nigerian Journalist by VeniJu: 3:25pm On Apr 03, 2017
shizzy7:
Nairaland is dead and buried

Dead, but not buried yet.. The funeral date is yet to be released and you will be notified when it is fixedtongue

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NYSC / Sexy Corper... Check Out This Lady's Outfit. Photo by VeniJu: 3:02pm On Apr 03, 2017
What do you say?

NYSC / Is This The Sexiest Corper? (PHOTO) by VeniJu: 6:01pm On Apr 02, 2017
How do you see this pretty corper's dressing?

Religion / Picture Illustration Of Psalm 121.. (photo) by VeniJu: 8:11am On Apr 02, 2017
Just like in sunday schools, children loves story telling that has much to do with picture illustrations.tongue

Celebrities / Re: Patoranking Kicks Off First European Tour In Sweeden by VeniJu: 7:23pm On Apr 01, 2017
oshe11:
It's SWEDEN NOT SWEEDEN
U knw in 9ja we love sweet.. So, it can also be called ''sweetden''tongue
Crime / Re: Two Fraudsters Busted At Their Shrine In Ogun State by VeniJu: 10:26am On Apr 01, 2017
Asito:


my name is Kingsley and I am First to comment.



Ona been wan steal my FTC but God pass una grin grin

And wht has the pics u posted got to do with FTC? Please, shave off your hair. The head needs air.
Celebrities / Re: Five Most Overrated Nigerian Artistes by VeniJu: 7:51pm On Mar 31, 2017
GetUmad:


If I mistakenly tune in to a radio or TV station that plays that Highly Mediocre Mr Ealing, I waste no time in changing or turning it off instantly.
That guy takes the cake for the most Incoherent and meaningless lyrics in songs [back to back]


My list

Mr Eazi

Davido [imagine the rubbish he just released. Also so senseless like that of Mr Eazi. Had a relief when I later realised it was Tecno on the beat cos he's another mediocre]

Tecno [yea, I know everyone loves him. Even with his meaningless songs and slangs/terms] it doesn't erase the fact that his lyrics are highly incoherent and childish. What is Diana oh Diana oh I wanna take you away? Or what is Baby Pana and whatever other rubbish he mumbled ?


Let's forget the fact that these guys are famous hence whatever rubbish they dish out gets huge acceptability. Imagine for once that it's an unknown artist that sang any of those their songs, imagine it's me that came out shouting Diana oh Diana ooo, would it make any sense to anyone? Would people wait to listen to it to the end?

Guy, stop d beefing... Here in swahili, we love Tecno.tongue
Romance / Re: Nigerian Tribes Disown Pablo Ayodeji A.k.a "Mr. #KeepTheChangeBruh" by VeniJu: 4:22pm On Mar 31, 2017
PenisCaP:
Lol typical yoruba guy.. i can relate. They dnt like spending cash. And most of them behave like kids. They dnt understand "no" from a gal .
Dats how one was harrassing my pretty sis until he met me
Until he met u & decided to toast u or what?tongue
Travel / Re: Nigerian Pilot, Ademilola, Makes History As First African To Fly The World Solo by VeniJu: 7:43pm On Mar 30, 2017
sarrki:
Omoluabi

Making us proud
proudly Nigeria
Small planetongue Just like a cab driver struggling on the road with trailer driver.
Food / Re: Bush Meat, Pythons Being Sold Along Kubwa Expressway Abuja (Photos) by VeniJu: 7:30pm On Mar 30, 2017
jeromzy:
Pls where can I get a live python??
Inside a good foresttongue
Nairaland / General / Re: Thirsty King Cobra Is Given Water From A Bottle In India Village(photos). by VeniJu: 12:09pm On Mar 30, 2017
Ashleydolls:
The same India where they are accusing our brothers of cannibalism and they're there giving water to king cobra

Please, enlighten me.. What is cannibalism?
Food / Re: I Bought A Paint Of Garri N1200 by VeniJu: 6:45am On Mar 29, 2017
Dyt:
Even dollar falling to 150
These prices won't ever deflate
That is a typical microcosm of the Nigerian market.. All our traders and business men/women are opportunist.
The Govt.. Indeed has failed by allowing the price of foodstuff to inflate. Nothing will bring it back to the normal price again..
Imagine, foreign rice was banned so we could buy local rice. Now, Local rice sells for #500 per ''mudu'' as against the #300 per mudu of foreign rice.
Too bad.
Business / Re: How Much Is The Price Of Rice In Your Area? by VeniJu: 8:41pm On Mar 28, 2017
Here in the village, a bag of local rice is #24,450. Changin for the worse.

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Travel / Re: Multiple Vehicles Involved In An Accident In Delta State (photos) by VeniJu: 5:26pm On Mar 28, 2017
beardlessdude:
we would all lose our lives one day sweetie
Homocheesy
Crime / Re: Xenophobia In India: Photos Of Nigerians & Others Attacked by VeniJu: 11:34am On Mar 28, 2017
poshestmina:
Indians are terrible racists even here in Nigeria ...to even think Nigeria is by far better and richer than India .Stupid smelling stingy assholes!

You gat it, bae.... India & Lebanese, very stingy people.
Travel / Re: Multiple Vehicles Involved In An Accident In Delta State (photos) by VeniJu: 10:04am On Mar 28, 2017
beardlessdude:
Thank God say na mgbeke cars. No correct BMW there

Just as ur life is worth nothing.
Soon, you will lost it and no one will sympathize wit ur family.
Phones / Re: ''killer Number'': I Just Recieved My Own Call (PHOTO) by VeniJu: 7:16am On Mar 28, 2017
Rhemy2013:
It's rumor,d no called me yesterday in church,tho I was afraid to pick buh latr pick it nd I started shouting blood of Jesus without putting it close to my ear.all I heard was computer speaking I jst hiss nd cut d call..d no is MTN customer care jare.
Na so u sabi fear reach?

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Crime / Re: Kenyan Man Found At A Bar Drinking On The Day Of His Burial (Photos) by VeniJu: 9:12pm On Mar 27, 2017
anotherydz:
Did they want to bury empty casket because I no understand? cry

I feel the man's telepresence. Bar-Casket chilling.

For once, read & comprehend.
Go back to the post and read againtongue
Politics / Re: Ibrahim Garba Confirms That Dino Melaye Graduated From ABU In The Year 2000 by VeniJu: 2:44pm On Mar 27, 2017
Adaowerri111:
See work of Ghana must go, Dino must be a special student, so others graduated with BSC but the special one left with BA

Oga, wether na B.Sc or BA, all Bachelors needs to get Marriedtonguetongue

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Celebrities / Re: Jeta Amata And Mbong On The Set Of "The American King" With Akon (Photos) by VeniJu: 2:34pm On Mar 27, 2017
zoey4:
Thank God for them, oya mama king(tonto) and papa king(Churchill) una turn don reach to reunite o
Madam, they didn't reunite as in, coming back as man and wife. It was the movie that brought them together. Meaning after everything, they'll go their separate ways again.

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Celebrities / Re: Miyonse Shades Efe: "BBNaija Is Not A Poverty Alleviation Scheme" by VeniJu: 2:17pm On Mar 27, 2017
TPAND:


You are just one Hilarious Ignoramus. I have been laughing hysterically since dude. Ok let me Help you.

He is from an humble background is a figure of speech called Euphemism .

Euphemism is a mild or indirect word or expression substituted for one considered to be too harsh or blunt when referring to something unpleasant or embarrassing.

I am so sure you have come across examples as:

He kicked the bucket
It's a professional foul
He passed away

Now that you are willing to teach me, i have a friend that is very arrogant.. Does that mean he comes from a wealthy home?
Big Vocabularies don't feed anyone. My Lawyer of a neighbour, with all his vocabs and being a lawyer for over 2 decades is still a tenant in the house of a roadside mechanic.
You can't brainwash all the people all the time.

A child refused to go to school. His parents ordered him to go to school so he can become a prominent man. The child replied thus;
''Buhari has taught us that you don't need schooling to become prominent''
Is he wrong?

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Celebrities / Re: Miyonse Shades Efe: "BBNaija Is Not A Poverty Alleviation Scheme" by VeniJu: 1:46pm On Mar 27, 2017
TPAND:


Shaiiiii... so we have people like you in Nigeria! How smart. You shouldn't have skipped primary & secondary school. I guess you are the type that wrote GCE at a special center to get yourself into the university and earned a degree through crooked means. I refuse to teach you, keep displaying your ignoramus self-induced lackluster idiosyncrasy on nairaland. One day surely, you will get help

Dictionary Definition.
Humble: Not having a high opinon on oneself.
Poor: Having little money or property.

Abeg, tell me how they both means the same thing...
It is your type that goes to school, burn all the candles and still misconcept simple words/meanings.

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