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Tenim47:
bro why you no talk say he don NAIL

The ''NAIL'' is nothing without the HAMMER

Okpuamu:
Even the Vice president wasn't in attendance.

Workers no gree o. Chants of "we don win" everywhere.


Lalasticlala, Mynd44

Shit

adam500hr:
Your number says switched off

My dear adam500hr, i know how such issues are. I know the psychological effects of such marital problems. However, all you need now is a concrete evidence before any decision is taken by you. I have handled such issues for over 4 people. Even on this platform.
Contact me via whatsapp 08129078105.. Let's get some proof if she's cheating or not.

Nwodosis:
If you can put half the efforts you are putting on every Biafra issue on the Fulanis in your state, you would have been the Kanu of Benue!

So this omenkalives is from Benue & he is misbehaving like dis? I thought he's an ''Afonja''
He is indeed a disgrace to either the Idomas or Tivs...
The Clamouring for 1 9giria, yet, one set of ppl are slaughtering his ppl.

DollarAngel:
FTC for the first time this year, I dedicate this to all LIVERPOOL fans on Nairaland and also to all good people on Nairaland too

Let’s be concise in our comments, demonstrating respect for people and ideas whether we agree or disagree with them and limit ourselves to decency.

Guy, na wa oo... Liverpool? So among the 20 clubs in EPL, na Liverpool u see support?

COMING SOON!!!

RaeMystix:
Can't wait to become a Mom

That means getting banged

SmellingAnus:
thanks honey... 1 and over 2.5... Victory is certain...

''1 & over 2.5'' = gambling

optional1:
lemme call the ladies on Blue
abimbola is already in front roll
VickyRotex ginajet gifted27


Blue Armies them guys on Blue

robosky02
femi4 CaptPlanet SmellingAnus fredooooooo
Unlimited22 donjazet JeffreyJamez adewumiopeyemi Chikelue2000 lastmumu ipledge10

Y u no call me

Safiaa:
Yeah i wont lie.

Lol.. It happens.

dhardline:
If your wife is not romantic in bed then teach her that's why the man is call groom on the wedding day... 'groom her the way you want her to be.

Abeg, why is the wife called Bride?
To learn?

Safiaa:
Alright

Shame don catch u small

In this life that we're in, the best thing to happen to any man is death. All we pray is not to die a painful and untimely death.

CaroLyner:
Dont let him in at all Abstinence is the best

Madam, are u a virgin airways pilot?

oyetunder:
Kai! No enough power supply...even when there is power for few hours, transformers must explode somehow, and high tension wires must cut. I wonder what will happen if we are to have light in some Nigerian communities for 72 hours non-interruption!

My dear, the only place that can boast of steady & partially uninterupted power supply in 9ja is Otukpo. They have steady power due to the dam built by sen. David mark in akpegede.
Travellers who knows otukpo can attest to this.

NLProblemChild:
is that all..

Oga, na bastard u be.

The lady is too fine to go for just 100M.... With her beauty, combined with a first class brain, they should make it 500M.

NLProblemChild:
On a more serious note,25million is too small for me.

Are u not the one that said we should call u a bastard should Efe emerges a winner?
Guy, have u started searching for ur dad or u want Gulder ultimate search to help u

Bleep this thread.

babyfaceafrica:
you have been noticed

Live up to standard and expectations. Stop eating fried beans and take more fruits. It will enhance your looks.

babyfaceafrica:
So we should fry beans?...how will this help us recover looted funds?...nansense

Madam, aren't u bored with this ''fry beans'' stuff? It's really stale & outdated.

olafunny:
I wanted to comment, then i remembered i don't know what to eat this morning. And u are here fighting over efe richer dan skales.

You don't know what to eat simply means that you have varities of food in the house but couldn't decide on what to eat. Whereas, there are people who don't even have what to eat.

registration:
This life is really a pot of beans

And can be enjoyable with the combination of either bread, garri or plantain

BigBrother9ja:
What are you calling me for
EFE won't win... Quote me anywhere.

Hahaha... So you even created a monicker with the show? Who are you rooting for?

I have been hearing and reading about this show.. I have never watched a single second of it. But i can debate, argue and narrate everything about the show as if i am/was there live. (All thanks to Nairaland)
Now, the show has become a two-horse race between Efe & TBoss. Just like in football, when the season is drawing to a close, we begin to debate on who's on course to win.
My simple logic/opinion while Efe might win.
I will take you back to Football. When Athletico Madrid upset the odds to trample upon Real madrid and Barcelona, they were never expected, but came as ''under dogs''.
When Leicester city shock modern day english football, they were the least club anyone would have predicted. Yet, they made history.
Back to BBNaija, Efe and Tboss are two great personalities in their own ways, they command a lot of fans nationwide. With the fanbase of Efe expanding even into the villages, i believe he's got what it requires to win the show..(#Votes).
And to those shouting ''poverty alleviation,'' even a graduate whom after school, seeks for a job, if hustling not to experience poverty. It doesn't matter how the money came. What matters is that it was made legitimately.

#BigBrother9ja..
#Not_BigSisterRomania.

rheether:
Wizkid fans are Chelsea fans.

If Wizkid's fans are Chelsea's fans, then i need to let you know that they are a winning and successful fans....

Your fans must be Arsenal fans....i guess you know the meaning

Guys, please tell your girlfriends, sisters, wives and cousins to always wash their new under wears before wearing them..
It has been reported that this is happening in Zimbabwe as well, please make sure you iron your underwears before you wear them.
The picture is horrible but i felt i should share with you.

After anthropologist, Susan Mckinley came back home from and expedition in sout America, she noticed a very strange rash on her left breast. Nobody knew what it was and she quickly dismissed it thinking the holes would leave in time.

Upon her return she decided to see a Doctor after developing intense pains. The Doctor, not knowing the exact severity of the disease, gave her antibiotics and special cream.
As time lapsed, the pain did not subside and her left breast became inflamed and started to bleed she decided to bandage her sores.

She decided to seek help from a more certified Doctor when her pains became unbearable.
Dr. Lynch, could not diagnose the infection and told Susan to seek the aide of a dermatologist who sadly, was on vacation.

She waited for two weeks and finally was able to reach the Dermatologist.

Sadly, a life changing was about to unfold during her appointment.

To Miss Mckinley's surprise, after she removed the bandages, they found larva groing and squirming withing the pores and sores of her breast. Sometimes these wicked creatures would all together simultaneously move around into different crevices..

What she didn't know was that the holes were infact, deeper than she had thought for these larvae were feedeing off the fat, tissue, and even milk canals of her bossom.

So, please, always make sure you wash and iron your new underwears before using them.
Don't say because it is new, you can just use them instantly. Remember, underwears are different from actual clothes as the are more tight to the body.

NB: Guys, you are not exempted as this can happen to your dick.